Tyland Chaddister editionPrevious >>222318032
>>222321872First for fuck the Dornish girl anon.
fat pink masts penetrating slick myrish swamps
I feel bad for him despite it all
>>222321908he has maybe 5 years left
>>222321872Did..Did you just use A.I?AHHH IM GOING INSANEYOU'RE INDIAN AHHHHH
>Prince Oberyn looked curious. “What sorts of things?>"Unspeakable things." As the tears rolled slowly down that pretty face, no doubt every man in the hall wanted to take Shae in his arms and comfort her. "With my mouth and . . . other parts, m'lord. All my parts. He used me every way there was, and . . . he used to make me tell him how big he was. My giant, I had to call him, my giant of Lannister.">Oswald Kettleblack was the first to laugh. Boros and Meryn joined in, then Cersei, Ser Loras, and more lords and ladies than he could count. The sudden gale of mirth made the rafters ring and shook the Iron Throne. "It's true," Shae protested. "My giant of Lannister." The laughter swelled twice as loud. Their mouths were twisted in merriment, their bellies shook. Some laughed so hard that snot flew from their nostrils.
>>222321913OH N-
where is something like the red wedding in hotd?
>>222321914Aye, the brutal truth is that even if he lives for a few more years, he will be soon rapidly begin his cognitive decline. So even if he could finish the book... he will no longer possess the faculties to actually write a good story. It is over.
>>222321944its called the black wedding and its when the black people marry the white people and ruin aeons of pure blood
>>222321944it's supposed to be Blood and Cheese but the show fucked it up
soon
>>222321914If he had died like 5-10 years ago his legacy would have been in a much better position. The longer he lives the worse it gets for him.
>>222321985>Whenever a bad adaptation comes out the fools will say "George would not have let it happen, but D&D killed him"
imagine if he had just finished the series in the 2010s and could enjoy his retirement with no regrets
>>222321972I don't get this tedious ritual post
>>222322016Imagine if he had just written the damn timeskip.. I actually agree it wouldn't have worked, but he should've realised it sooner and made the kid characters older. It wouldn't have changed much.
member when Gendry ran from the beyond the wall all the way to dragonstone in one day?
>>222322098Well he is the fastest after all
>>222322016The show and all the glamor that came with it distracted him. I truly believe that if the show had never been made he would have finished the books by now.
>>222322089the timeskip is mostly irrelevant, it's adding all those Dornish and Iron Island POVs that fucked it
>>222322098No he ran from beyond the wall to eastwatch by the sea and sent a raven from there to dragonstone and then Dany flew at mach speed to that specific spot beyond the wall all in one day
>im acting
>>222322167who let a crackhead into westeros?
>>222321872Honestly, those winds of winter leaks are good.https://warosu.org/lit/thread/24987208I mean seriously, this is quite kino, wtf, and I have run it through reliable AI detectors and it comes out as fully human generated.
>>222322127I can't stress enough how irrelevant the dornish subplot is. It's a self-contained mystery that could just be an offscreen footnote rather than half the book.
>>222321887I wish Dornish women were real, bros....
>>222321872>Tyland CHADdister>Torhen CHADderly>CHADitha Frey>Aegon CHADgaryan>Ulf the CHAD>CHADstar DayneAnyone else deserve to be a member of House CHAD?
>>222322167"I am a talented actor who went to acting school"
>>222322256All the members of team dunc during the trial of the 7.
>>222321908Why? He's either an idiot or jew trying to gather as many shekels as he can.
>>222321908Such a great picture, lmao.
>>222322221Yeah it's almost completely pointless outside of worldbuilding. It feels like a case of GRRM indulging himself too much and his editors and publishers refusing to make him cut that shit out.
Did Helaena get a different writer later in the season or something? She went from autismo supremo to actually a character?
>>222322251Dornish women are brown dagoes
>>222322269The CHADs Who Rode shall never be forgotten
>>222322251they are. we call them jewess
Dayne?
>>222322315They're setting her up to die
>>222322333Not stony dornish
>>222322336>who rodeAlready taken.
Dragon of the people
>>222322364This guy belongs in House CHAD, no doubt about it
>>222322333Not all of them. If I could create the ideal Westerosi culture, it would be Andal in general appearance, but with Valyrian eye colors and some hair colors, and Dornish culture (sex sex sex, hookah!), and the religion would be Summer Islander (tits and wine please). Literally a perfect Kingdom waiting to be created.
Thank the qt3.14 jewess, Sarah Adina Smith, that brought dunk kino to life. Fuck Nina Lopez-Corrado with her ugly ass.
Ours is the Fury
>>222322364WAKE UP ANIKI
>>2223223380 out of 10, no "what would you have me do"
>>222322390True. Cared about his bloodline, called the Rhaenyra's kids BASTARDS and her a WHORE right in front of the King and everyone else, knowing he'd die.
>>222322127Yeah I get wanting some eyes in Dorne but Arys' chapter would've been enough. Arianne's whole scheme does literally nothing for the plot except tell us that George thinks all women are stupid. Quentyn's POV was probably not necessary either, but his chapters were fun at least.Fucking three Iron Island POVs is actually baffling though. I have no clue why George felt the need to have so many. Robbs entire fucking war is basically told almost entirely through Cat's eyes. Nobody would've objected if we didn't see Victarion's journey to Meereen and Aeron's shared every chapter in Feast with another POV character so who the fuck knows why we even needed him until the Winds sample chapter (which could've easily been a prologue chapter).
>>222322395Although All Men Do Despise Us
>>222322391You're Indian, right?
>>222322333Dorne isn't monolithic. It has First Men, Andals and sandniggers all living in it.
>WE LIGHT THE WAY!Cups up for the valiant Ser Criston Cole. Westeros shall not see the likes of him for another century at least.
>>222322425
>>222322395ours is the cuckoldry more like
>>222322418Season 1 was so good. Wtf happened bros
>Not considered part of the line of succession>Lost the war>Her bloodline died out two hundred years later anywayWhat did Rhaenyra accomplish besides causing the deaths of the dragons?
>>222322426How did you know? Has there been another hack of my office's CCTV cameras again? Bloody bastid
>>222322425Can't believe the coolest house words by far went to house Codd.
>>222322434such a shit house words. Should be something more like"heh"
>>222322456destroyed the unholy targ-hightower alliance
>>222322455>Season 1 was so good.It was a solid 6.5/10 and that mostly thanks to Viserys and Otto.
RIP to the late Walder Frey. This guy knew how to truly play the game
>>222322422I THINK George's intention with the Dornish POVs is to showcase the downfall of the Martells thanks to their obsession with vengeance, but it's hard to say without the full picture and no Winds
>Barely 15 minutes of screentime >More memorable and beloved by both normies and /tv/ contrarians than almost all the Black faction characters combined of HOTDIs Baelor (or any Dunk character really) the prove that Dunk writing was so superior? Or just a prove of the opposite that the HOTD writing is utter shit?
>>222322456her bloodline is still around though. Hard to die out when Aegon IV is her direct descendant and that nigga probably knocked up half of westeros
>>222322482That's the highest praise you can give modern tv though
>>222322486This nigger is still alive
>>222322486>Called himself the young wolf... the pomposity.>Forever young! hehehehehe....
>>222322455viserys carried season 1
I find it really funny they're bothering with the prophecy bullshit in HotD when we already know it's going nowhere.
>>222322448Robert had 16 children and most of them outlived Cersei's brats
>>222322476Cross the shoal, pay the toll.
>>222322475I am of the belief that the Codds are founded by captured Tullys, hence the fish heraldry
>>222322491They had a low budget so had to invest in good writing instead.
>>222322486he had one really hot daughter
>>222321944It was supposed to be Blood and Cheese but the writers downplayed it as a prank that went wrong and instead hanging a dozen of ratchaters was framed as the worst crime in Westeros History between the massacre of Harrenhall and the Red Wedding
>>222322486Won't you see a kid Walder around in Dunkino for season 3? iirc Dunk meets him and his dad, finds Walder annoying and half contemplates tossing him in a well.
>>222322482Yeah about GoT S5-6 tier, a lot of stupid shit mixed with the good. Monke > Xir but young Alicent mogs all. Such a pure, beautiful rose that deserved to be protected and tenderly loved. I guess Viserys was the best king she could’ve hoped for compared to one that would just rape her and beat her most likely. She always did her duty as a lady and upheld her honor.
I feel bad for Viserys, but then I remember basically everything was his fault because he was kind of wishy washy king.
>>222322016This happened in the blessed timeline where he stuck with his timeskip plan for book 4
>>222321908Every bit of it was his fault. He ran out of road as a TV writer. Found success as a novel writers. More than most people more than anything else he did in his life. And he squandered that to try and get back to a TV writer career. Neglecting the novels to the point that he cannot go back to make it right at this point.His will be a legacy of failure as the man who abandoned the good for the temporary and destroyed himself in the process.Hes trap in a hell of his own making like all who forget the path.
>>222322514>mostnot so sure about that one after Cersei went Kristallnacht on them, chief.
>>222322522Robb fucked up so badly, what a tard
>>222322491It's proof that the fat retard genuinely knows how to write and if you just adapt his work instead of writing fanfiction people will love your show.Now if only someone could actually get him to write.
>>222321802boaric dondarrion
>>222321914I think hes already lost it cognitively. This play shit is terrible.
>>222322098Durran's and Robert's divine bloodline at works
>>222322549Ned fucked over his whole family instilling them with that honor bullshit.
>>222322127>>222322221>>222322314GRRM cant help himself, he's a dornefag at heart.
Will Condal and Hess kill our boy Daeron the Dormant before he does anything except talk?
>>222322517So they do incest to keep the ironretard blood out?
>>222322549>"Lord Edmure please don't listen to those sounds of your family being slaughtered and concentrate on cumming deep within my virgin pussy"
>>222322577Edmure won
>>222322578I know. That's why Dorne is literally a bunch of shadow ninjas magically teleporting inside castle walls
>>222322098The blessed blood of Durrandon
>>222322541To think EVERYTHING could’ve been avoided if Daemon was just left as the heir. Hundreds of thousands of deaths, because Daemon was scawy (yet the most competent warrior around Viserys).
Ser Robert Strong vs Nine Sand Snaked
>>222322588They didnt want to add him and were forced to do so in season 2, so yes
Awake! Awake!
>>222322523>watching my glass candle to see all the classic "Westerosi pranks, gone wrong (gone sexual?!) in the ghetto" videos
>>222322597>the native population of a country knows secret passages and can defeat a token force of foreigner oppressors easilyWow! So unbelievable!
>>222322491It’s what happens when you cast a theatre actor. They exist on a different plane.
>>222322619Daemon is too much of a faggot and would be a shit king. Should have just never made Rhaenyra heir and still married Alicent, but the dipshit still insisted on Rhaenyra when he was born.
>>222322619Keeping Daemon off the throne at all cost is the one good thing Viserys did and he should've disinherited Rhaenyra the moment she married him. Dude's a fucking retard who thinks he can conquer the world when he could barely beat mr krabbs. He probably would've been thrown to his death out of a window in Sunspear within a year of becoming king, after sending thousands of Westerosi to their deaths against respawning Dornishmen.
>>222322595Musketeers was mid but she was very fit in it
>>222322642>put secret passages that can be opened from the other side in your own castlewow, retarded more like.
>>222322657The show made him into a faggot, Daemon is not a Targ to be trifled with though.
>>222322595>>222322667does she gets her boobs or bum out
I can't believe the STRONG QUEEN is a sub.My world is crumbling...
>>222322098now imagine if row boats could be used on landhe would be unstoppable
>>222322522Are all the frey's really that ugly or was that just a show thing so viewers understood why Robb picked the healer bitch?
>>222322683go check on aznude nigga
>>222322684mysaria was pregnant here
>>222322647>Emma D'arcy and Rhaena are theater actors
>>222322683BBC family show so no, but a lot of cleavage
>>222322549There’s no chance Walder would have handed over Roslyn to Robb. He’d have picked the worst he could for a laugh.
>>222322167>>222322266kek glad im not the only one who noticed how fucking annoying this whole thing was.
>>222322668>retarded>said the puppet ruler installed by Aegon before he's beheaded by the Dornish who took their castle backlol
>>222322666Still would’ve been a better outcome than nearly wiping out his entire house and all their dragons.
>>222322684Wait i don't remember that last part in the show.
DEATH TO ALL D*RNISH"MEN"JUSTICE FOR MY NIGGA JON ROSBY
>>222322696The white male factor was implied.
Why did the Weirwood bed make Aemond hallucinate fucking his mother while he was fucking Alys?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>222322619Daenon is a valyrian suprematist schizo, and this is not a show invention. In the books he wanted to rewards the Dragonseeds the High Lordships of the Greens and create eventually a new ruling racial class of westerosi-valyrian hybrids that would had lorded over the natives of Westeros. Basically a fantasy India
>>222322668Doesn't that make some sense though? If you own a castle then you'll probably have people like family, spouses, political opponents, your court etc sleeping over so having secret tunnels from the outside in allows you to kidnap or murder them if that's your scheme
>>222322736Harren's curse is to make all Targs in Harrenhal dream of fucking their mother
>>222322707>lolsaid the mary sue hated by the entire fandom who isn't shitskin indians.
>>222322491>Bertie Carvel was the voice of the male imperial agent in Star Wars: The Old Republic until he was replaced by Wilf Scolding>Wilf Scolding played Rhaegar Targaryen in Game of ThronesHow deep does this rabbit hole go?!
What would you have me bee?
>>222322755do you have a secret door into your house that anyone can open from the outside without you knowing, anon?
>>222321872>Ormund has a fucking network of super loyal spies and assassins that can kill a bunch of city guards without getting caught, send messages to him about Ulf being beaten, write one message on the wall that makes Rhaenyra flip out, and completely fuck up Rhaenyra's control of KLDamn he's a better Master of Whispers than Larys or Mysaria both
>>222322545It's very weird to try and go back to go to TV writing when you've already "made it" as a long form author, that's way more prestigious and lucrative, so incredibly backward.
>>222322709And both would've been avoided if he had just passed the throne to his oldest son as normal
>>222322790I assume there's some sort of secret way that only the castle owner knows to access them
>>222322767My Mary Sue>strong>resilient>intelligentYour Mary Sue>Dragons>Dragons>Dragons
Which character most accurately embodies picrel?
>>222322825No such thing ever existed. you got secret passages that the defenders could use to surprise attack the people sieging their castle, but those doors always open only from the inside.
The producers must fucking LOVE that Harrenhal weirwood tree set
>>222322796Dont forget he somehow know Colrys was in one exact spot hunting pirates so he knew where and when to sent his 20 good men to kidnapp him. This can only be explained with either straight up magic or satellite surveillance
>>222322853>No such thing ever existedThen how am I in your walls?
>>222322859>we spent money on it dammit, use it for everything!
>>222322833lol>some cunt raped with the her baby's blood and brain on the rapist>some retard trying to tame a dragon and become Sunspear Fried Chicken>I am of the night>some retard who got popped like a balloon>a cripple retard whose entire 15-year plot falls apart despite fancying himself keikaku man
>>222322804like >>222322125 says he got too wrapped in the fame of glamour of showbizHe still hasn't snapped out of it, the only thing he bothered write about in his latest blog post is about fucking Emmy nominations
>>222322871crack cocaine
>>222322894Seethed as you want, the true is that Martin's Indian inspired kingdom is the best of them all. Never conquered, not a risk of the dynasty to dying out, unlike the likes of Starkcels or Baracucks
hot
You now remember that Bloodmoon was a thing
>>222322942>the true is thatactual saar lmao
>>222322959>actual bronze armor like what the first men hadwe missed out on uber kino
>>222322960Thanks for admitting you lost the argumen
>>222322913Still mad, he was solidly in his 60s by the time they were making his show, he's not some fresh faced horny 18 year old looking for a coke addiction, especially as he already experienced that scene decades before during his own youth!
>>222322433I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account
>>222321908He needs to get a grip and ignore the bloat he added to the last two books and just focus on the main story.
>>222322838FUCK CERSEI, SHE WAS JEALOUS MARGAERY WAS PRETTIER THAN HER.
>>222322959Would love to watch it even though it'd probably be really shit, such an odd and desperate choice for a show. The GoT pilot would be interesting as well.
>>222322980benchod the redeem was unneedful
>>222322688It varies on how many of them take after Walder. Roslin's mother Bethany Rosby also seemed to have largely a decent bunch.>Perwyn (decent guy, was part of Catelyn's escort to see Renly)>Benfrey (Only real bad one of the bunch, died from wounds at the red wedding)>Willamen (Maester) >Olyvar (Robb's squire and thought he was the shit, wanted to keep squiring for him even after Robb married Jeyne) >RoslinPerwyn and Olyvar are both mentioned to not be present at the Red Wedding, likely the others knowing they wouldn't go along with it.
>>222322986>Everyone still remembers Cole as the most famous kingsguard up to Aerys II's goated set of Seven>Nobody remembers the northen barbarians and fishmen cowards that refused out of fear a 3v1 duelHe won
>>222322996>Rhaeny's claiming Men would rather burn the realm then let a woman on the throne>Cersei and Dany going out of their way to prove her wrong
>>222322688>Are all the frey's really that uglyThe men are hideous, the women lean towards being ugly but some of are alright
>>222322959
>>222322688there's a whole scene where Walder shows off all his daughters and granddaughters. most look decent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_3jXZqyv4
BLACKWOODS SUPPORT BABEKILLERS
>>222323050Would bang every single one of them desu
>>222322996If the show didn't lose its mind literally no one in Westaros would have accepted what she did here.
>>222323045damn, even way back then there already were negroes
>>222323050These women are clearly comically ugly
>>222323069>woman blows up the vatican, now queen of rome
>>222323023Wrong, Dunk eclipses Cole’s legend well before the Seven
>>222323088They look fine
>>222323088
Why are the Frey's portrayed as so comically evil? Even the Lannister's are shown to have some decent people such as Tyland.
>>222323079Even in GOT they threw in them randomly
>>222323115The Rosby-Freys are all good kids though
>>222323128Isn't that scece in Essos? They are supposed to be their.
>>222323050The Freys are based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>222323050Edmure vehemently disagrees
>>222323128only in Essos so it was tolerable.
>>222322796>>222322862He's just using the spies/servants that Larys had already planted there beforehand. We're literally shown one of the jailors as an example.
>>222323115Sabitha Frey
>>222322944Breast feed me mommy!
>>222323115they are not. The Starks were oathbreakers and deserved no recourse.
>>222323115>Why are the Frey's portrayed as so comically evil?They aren't, the Freys are mostly portrayed as social climbers. Walder takes care of his own but most Freys are nervous about what will happen to them after he dies. They're desperate to marry into other families so they'll have a home after he's gone.
>>222323147>>222323160>black people>EssosCome on now Xaro Xhoan Daxos even makes a point to say that he is a Summer Islander
>>222323192Who is next in line after Walder?
>>222323110I found the gal for you. You can help her shave her balls!
>>222323207Edwyn, currently
>>222323200They blacked up Sallador Saan and then turned him into a rapist lol
>>222323200>black peopleWhere? I see no black people in that clip, just brown people
>>222323223Its not rape if its persuasive
>>222323050>could have had both for all I careRobb is a gigantic faggot before he is a gigantic idiot
>>222322023Oh you don't get it now, but you will...soon.
>Both Daeron and Helaena both likely to die next episodeHow horny is that likely to make Alicent? She's been wanting a dead kid for weeks and now its 2 at once.
>>222323207His great-grandson, but Black Walder keeps trying to kill everyone off.
>>222323242Spoken like a true rapist
>watching godfather of harlem scene>Big Dick Buster is this huge and likely hung as fuck dude who is hired to anally rape the dude who raped the mob boss's daughter>Gets hired to rape other rapists Do you think a role like this could work in Westerosi? Official rape punisher or some shit
>>222322167>>222322266spottem gottem seen linking up with sheepstealer, need it or sneed it?
>>222323253It would be funny if Daeron died next episode. If that happens you can just totally lift him out of the show as if he never existed and everything will be exactly the same
>>222323246He's literally just a jobber though who died humorously and whose one thing will likely be reworked in the show
>Ned isn't smiling>he knew
>>222323262That’s what Gregor’s been doing. Every rape has been noble and justified.
>>222323279I genuinely don't get why they caved in and actually added him if they never planned to do anything its not like they're that bothered about pissing off book fans
>>222323265>Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe on. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming into the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my sneed.
>>222323262Could be a rape trainer. Rape other rapists to teach them how to rape better.
>>222322709Daemon would've led to that either way. The nanosecond he tries to invade one of the Free Cities with his dragons the entire continent unites against him... and all it takes is one cup of poisoned wine.Putting that aside, one thing that IS retarded is how GRRM treats the dragonriders/draon lords. It makes no sense for all of them to stay in Westeros ESPECIALLY when there's clearly not enough thrones to go around. In reality someone like Daemon would've fucked off and founded his own.
>>222323242It is if she regrets it later.>>222323257Spoken like a true rapee.
>>222322577That wasn't on Ned. Robb saw how Jon was treated and didn't want to sire his own bastards.In other words, it's Catelyn's fault, as always.
What is it like to have a gf to watch asoiafsloppa with bros?
>>222323436>he's not committing to the bit and watching it with a kidnapped rape victim
Ah remember when we thought S8 was the worst thing to ever happen and then 2020 happened
>>222323265Sheeeit dawg, dat do be muh gurrl Rhaena fr! No cap I do be likin dis fantasy sheeit now dat dey got folx who be looking like me. Why team Black got so many crakkkas on it dou?
>>222323398>Rhaenyra responsible for the Dance and the death of thousands>you can blame Alicent for it too if your’e a woman or a faggot>Rhaenys responsible for ruining the rightful king’s coronation and slaughtering dozens of smallfolk>Catelyn responsible for starting WotFK by getting played like a fiddle into kidnapping Tyrion>Cersei blows up the Sept and hundreds of noble guests, wiping out house Tyrell. Also responsible for blowing up innocent citizens with wildfire.>Daenerys destabilizing whole city states in her path until she goes full Hitler and levels King’s LandingWomen. Not even once.
>>222323319>>222323481this is why the blacks wonmy nigga spottem gottem
>>222323436It’s nice but they’ll eventually leave you an empty husk of yourself
>>222323436Not cool, they identify with every hairbrained retarded female character
>>222322256>heckin morally superior women giving him the evils
>>222323561Wrong. They identify with what you tell them to. If you point out how stupid things are to them, they’ll listen if they respect you.
>>222321872Can anyone explain why the tullys are named grover, oscar and elmo?
It appears rape is on the menu for episode 8
>>222323588on a subconscious archetypical level, no
>>222323656>LATINO>not LATINXHBO got some ‘splainin’ to do….
>>222323649George thought it would be funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1nVQnUCnAU
>>222323656They had a nudity warning on the last episode but I didn't see any. Did I miss it in the background or something?
>>222323656>nudityis we getting a booby?
>>222323656Not surprising Hess must have been absolutely nauseous she couldn't get any in 7
>>222323697Aemond was naked
>>222323708Did he show ass or something after he fucked his mom? I totally missed it.
>>222323706I wish I could make her nauseous by gagging her with my cock.
>>222323656HBO Latino? What, do they put sombreros on all the characters or something
>>222323656Its either rape or more shitty lesbo sex. Remember the WAR...
>>222323656>the rape of tumblrtown
>>222323697>>222323708
>>222323699You'll get a dick and balls and you'll like it, god dammit.
>>222323741Finally, Bold Jon's time to shine!
>>222323507>Daenerys destabilizing whole city states in her path until she goes full Mao/Stalin and levels King’s Landingftfy. Daenerys is commie coded with all the slave freeing business. Hitler never purged his own people for the lulz. That's the hallmark of 20th century communism.
>>222323697the dragons were naked
>>222323699Wiener wiener wiener
>>222323728I just learned they do an ASL version of every episode. You know, for those people who know sign language but can't fucking read. How they were able to find the show in the first place is beyond me.
>>222322736>>222323723A brief glance of one cheek.
>>222323730>we’re getting nude rape kinoYES! FINALLY!>it’s Hugh’s jeeta wife getting rapedNOOOOOOO! NOT LIKE THIS!
>>222323436My wife hates this show, she sits there on her phone while I watch.
>>222322804I remember an interview where he had that first scene where the Starks find the direwolves in a desk. And only went to go write the novel because he couldn't get a job in TV anymore. He never wanted to write novels and hes never had control of ASOIAF its been constantly growing denying any attempt to plan.
>>222323533This guy knows women.
>>222323786Any self-respecting woman was Team Alicent up until she gave up Aegon. Literally a perfect representation of a lady.
>>222323656Ormund is finally sinking his Hightower into Gwayne
>>222323533youre dating the wrong women or you're simply spending too much comfort time with them
>>222323690We failed to protect his laughter...
>>222323809She hated everyone when she actually paid attention in season 1. Season 2 and 3 was so bad she doesnt even bother looking up at the screen anymore until i screamed out MOMCEST the other day and she was slightly interested in a morbid way.
Please prince regent, dismember that whore Alicent, skin her alive and make a cloak out of it, then give it to true king aegon as means of apology and reconciliation
>>222323819Nah but gwayne into daeron I can see happening.
>>222323772What? Sign language subtitles instead of, you know, actual subtitles? What's even the illiteracy rate of the deaf, must be miniscule
>>222323656Rapechads we won.
>>222323855It's a little dude standing in the bottom right corner signing the whole thing. What a wild time to be alive.
>>222323656>nuditymore male ass
syrax sisters... we fucking won...
>>222323789Please, he's had complete control of it from the start, he's just a juvenile child who failed to plan and therefore planned to fail.
>>222323923syrax is a total jobber who couldn't fight anyone
>>222323923They mercy killed Spyro?
>>222323879Needs to be like the guy from Nelson Mandela's funeral, just throwing gangs signs
>>222323772apparently for some people it's easier to understand what's going on when it's being communicated visually through sign instead of reading text
>>222322804His writing style and laziness fits tv a lot better.
>>222323923>Syrax sisters we fucking wo...ACK!>AIIEEE SAVE ME SEASMOKE! SAVE CARAXES!
also SISSYrax got killed by a peasant mob lmao
GRRM, Rothfuss, Scott Lynch... why is it always fat American writers?
>>222323923I read that they are going to have Syrax kill Tessarion next episode
>>222322996Decent contender for most ridiculous part of the show. I still give it to the 'kidnap a wight' plan at the end of the day though.
>>222323845Sorry this is pg 13, w*men arent allowed to die
>>222323923Cannibal>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I like the Fat Man's writing.
>>222324008fat you say?
Unironically, what's his fucking problem?
>>222322996Smirkfu deserved better. At least Hightowers remain on top.
>if my King wishes to remain, then I shall remain also>a final stand then, ser Tyland
>>222324008And why has not a single one of them finished their main series?
>>222322647True. Thats why i like oblivion more than skyrim
>>222324132>Your grace.
>>222324080>Sired children on most of his relatives wives>Probably fucked his stepmomHe has a big NTR fetish.
>>222323656Its going to be Alys making Aemond rape Alicent. Right as Aemond is about to cum inside his mom, Alys pushes her aways and makes Aemond cum inside herScreencap this
>>222324060He'd get b& from /tv/ for talking about his cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Phh5AS3uMY
>>222324189alicent will teleport to kings landing
>>222324189Too late, mommy played her hand and is running away. Alys is going to be raping poor Aemond while he's recovering from the poisoning.
