>"They're approaching a Jurassic Park thread.."
JP3 >JP2
>>222325288Outdated, boring /v/eddit meme formatTry again, my dear brown friend
>>222325345Whiter than you, Paco Ranjesh.
>>222325288"Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!"
>>222325345>invoking outside sites>calling anyone else brown
>>222325345U mad bro?
>>222325337FPBP
>>222325574
>>222325337If you're a faggot, sure
>>222326872Postlethwaite is always kino but Lost World was a pile of shit and possibly the worst Crichton adaptation of all time (and all of his books got butchered in adaptation so that says a lot). Atleast JP3 was homegrown hollywood slop and didn't ruin a great action novel (JP3 also atleast ripped a few scenes from the original JP novel that weren't in the film).
Sarah Harding is a coincidence right? I know people try to make her Dr. Harding's daughter, but that doesn't seem to match with Hammond's exposition bit.
>>222328498>Dr. HardingWho?
>>222327202JP3 was a rushed shitshow that had too much stiff competition the year it came out to make a dent, too weak of astory to be on par with the first two, Tea Leoni being too sexy as usual but having a dyke haircut, and a kid that managed to be more irritating and annoying than the black girl doing gymnastics running around drinking T-rex pee.
>>222329036Can't read but I recognize the toy designs.Are they supposed to be grouped by male and female?
>>222329151I'm not sure there, homey, I'm just dumping my folder.
>>222327202>possibly the worst Crichton adaptation of all timeCongo and it's not close
>>222328571JP3 had plenty of time to be made if they stuck to Grant living on the island studying dinosaurs story they were going to do. It works way better to have Grant their willingly and doing what Harding was doing in JP2. For some reason, they scrapped this in the last minute and redid the plot.
>>222328530The dude who's just there when they find the Triceratops
>>222329286absolutely shit take. sphere refutes you so strongly.congo was campy fun, and gave us some excellent Currymemes. also Ernie Hudson is a verified kinomachine.
>Jurassic World Evolution>The DNA of the red king crab was used for the Hyperefficient Blood trait gene that can be used to increase a dinosaur's attack, lifespan, and defense traits.https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/Red_King_Crab
>you cant control life. life finds a waywas malcolm mentally challenged? just build a fence lol
here is your spino
>>222329564>Ellie Sattler is 24 years old in Michael Crichton's original Jurassic Park. She is a student of Dr. Alan Grant.
>>222329737>Mr. Weinstein, I'll do anything to be inyour movie!
>>222329607Dern was 22 years old when she played Ellie in Jurassic Park, she always looked like she was in her 40s-50s.
>Ah, now eventually you do plan to have Ian Malcolm quotes on your, on your Jurassic Park thread, right?
>>222329921>I really hate that meme
>>222329921
>>222328498In the Lost World novel she mentions to Malcolm that her father was a veterinarian and he does a mental double take, so it's implied that she's his daughter but in that book the whole Jurassic Park thing is a well-kept secret buried under NDAs so conceivably she wouldn't know about it
>>222329797Same tribe.Wrong jew.
>>222330027Oh okay
>>222329449They had a fence, try not to retardpost please
>Spielberg celebrates his birthday on set
how could gennaro only be convinced if the investors are convinced the investors arent even there he is i dont get it it ruins the suspension of disbelif because it makes no sense and its a movie about fuckin dinosaurs
i want a real hard R reboot directed by someone good with practical effects
>>222331631Gennaro embodies the corporate greed that acts as a driving force for some of the chaos. Hammond's cutting corners also is a sign of this. All Gennaro gave a fuck about was money and its one of the only things he talks about, noting how they were going to make a fortune with the place instead of being in awe of seeing a dinosaur, how he was joking about there being a coupon day when he had all the intention of charging out the ass for people to come to the place, and the only thing he can think of when seeing Tim with the night vision goggles is how expensive they were. So when he became dino food while taking a shit, it felt deserved. Fuck lawyers.
>>222330504Can't believe he fucking shot that thing.
>>222331785The plot thickens
>>222331785
Is pic related worth getting if I have the Making Of books for JP and TLW?>>222331864>>222331898Kek
>>222331961
>>222331961Look at the artwork, guy. Of COURSE it is.
I love the tiger raptors so much, bros.>>222332005:)>>222332032Does it have anything new compared to the old book?>>222332171She cute.
>>222332032>>222332062>>222332080goddamn those cards take me back>t. old fag
Was it the can, or him?
>hehe i changed the line from the movie to reference the thread i made ABOUT the movie lolol i luv 4chan i love the internet teehee im so sillywillygrow up
>>222332137>Genaro's tie patternoh no
>>222333107Have some chili and sea bass and calm down friend
>>222329607This >>222329604 is a 22 year old?
>>222330625What do you think they got in there King Kong?
>>222331864>>222331898Kathleen Kennedy?
>>222329564>Laura Dern tries to make a big stink because of the 20 year age gap between her and Sam Neil >Nobody cares since she easily looked 10+ years older than she actually was in the movie
>>222332080Aren’t triceratops good dinosaurs? And what would shooting a grappling hook at one accomplish?
>>222325995cute
>>222329737hrrrrrnnnnnnnngggggggghhhh
what do we think about the new dino flick, "the end of oak street"? will it dethrone classic JP as the go to dino movie?
>>222325574> Ah, ah, ah!I remembered this is what girls in hentai say when getting pounded and now I’m horny.
>>222334831it will flop, bad reboot slop with shitty marketing
>>222331785Impossible. Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are never shot because they’re actually demons who influence people to lose their sense of self-preservation.>>222334831Mah m8.
>>222333107Shut up, faggot.
>>222325337The blond women in the movie kill 3. They are personality vacuums.
>>222329485Seems like it would have been a good idea to put the inn/lodge/visitor center on a hill close to the paddocks so it would be possible to see dinos from there, but maybe they were going to use what looks like a flat area between those and the jungle cruise to add new species or expand that area with the brachiosaurs, parasaurolophus, etc. once they bred more.
Did anyone ever actually read the book?
>>222335234I did, but I read back in middle school years ago, so I forgot most of it. Aside from them raiding the raptor's nest at the end.
>>222331631I always assumed it was an error in the script or acting. I think it was supposed to be "If I'm not convinced, they're not convinced" and it got reversed somewhere along the line. From his tone and context, he's threatening Hammond with closure if it doesn't go well, and saying the investors will believe him if he says the park isn't safe.
>>222335234river trex bazooka raptor
>>222335234I did thought the final battle with the raptors was fucking retarded. They should have killed Japanese scientist just like in the books. The computer scene was really good and a nice holy shit moment. Juvenile trex would have been cool too and how it kills the lawyer was creepy in the book.
>>222329999check'd
>>222335376>Juvenile trex would have been cool too and how it kills the lawyer was creepy in the book.Yeah that was great because it's described as this small and clueless thing but it's still like a 6 foot tall lizard and has just enough instincts that even though it's unserious and playful it has a bit of murder in there stillAnyways the book was very good, the worst part was how horrible the kids were
>>222335234Yeah I've read most of Crichton's novels, they are easy to read with good pacing and easy to visualize, which is why it boggles my mind how poorly they are constantly adapted. Jurassic Park was a pretty solid adaptation though although it went different for several characters and their fates. Also things in JP novel that weren't in the film got used later in the sequel films (like the beach girl intro in TLW, and a few things in JP3).Recently went through a few of his, they are great reads while waiting in doctor's waiting rooms and the like, so I've gotten back into them. Need to do JP again; recently did Congo, Timeline, Prey, and Next.>>222335376It doesn't kill the lawyer, Gennaro survives and was a cool dude in the novel. Ed Regis, one of the park administrators (who was kind of a douchebag), got killed by the juvenile. Gennaro's character especially got raped in the movie, but so did Muldoon getting jobbed like a tool, but that was at the height of Speilberg's gun hating days (was surprised Tembo was so likeable in The Lost World).>>222335502I liked the kids alright, but they were better in the film with their dynamic (book the girl was the little sister and she was a sporty tomboy always bitching about her Daryl Strawberry hat getting lost from what I remember).
>>222335376Oh, also Wu is Chinese. You should be able to recognize the difference between Japanese, Koreans, Chinese if you're on 4chan.
>>222335588Fuck me I saved that pic from 4chan almost 21 years ago.
>>222335565Eaters of the Dead is another good one from Crichton if you haven't read it. Good one to hit on a second pass through his works imo, after you've hit the obvious JP, Andromeda Strain, Sphere etc. The writing is a bit dry in the start, in part because it's written as a travel log by a medieval Muslim diplomat, but it picks up and hits his signature notes as an imaginative thriller.
>>222335565>I liked the kids alright, but they were better in the film with their dynamic (book the girl was the little sister and she was a sporty tomboy always bitching about her Daryl Strawberry hat getting lost from what I remember).She was ANNOYING. The boy was fine but holy shit the girl was horrible>>222335618So was this an actual machine? In another picture it looks like has machinery in it. Did it walk and move?
>>222335715It was, at the time of filming, the largest robot on earth. Yes, it could move, but when you see the animal or any of the animals walk or actively move their legs in the film, that's CGI. When you see close up shots of the head and such, that's the puppet. The scene involved lots of rain and took place in the dark in order to obscure the digital noise at the time, but all that water on the puppet caused it to move on its own and shake. It took the whole team whacking its hide with several towels in order to dry it off.
>>222335715>Daryl Strawberry hat getting lost
>>222335705You know, that might be the only one I have not read, but I actually love The 13th Warrior. I need to go to my local book store and look for it.>>222335782>Daryl!>Daryl!
>>222335759That's so cool. I guess they just took it apart. That would have been such a cool museum piece. Anyways re Chricton, I just read Congo and that was ok. The first 2/3 or so were pretty good but the last part was kind of dumb. Super un PC with all the african cannibalism primitive stuffIs his Lost World worth it?
>>222335870I think they reused it for the sequel and built another one for the female.
>>222335179>Clever girlThey took that line from Total Recall
>>222331631He was referring to Ian, grant, and elle. If they're not convinced.
>>222330268If someone sat down like this or kneeled when talking to me as a kid I instantly hated them for trying to manipulate me lol
>>222330646If you look closely this picture is hanging in the lobby at the end of the movie
Which dino in the novels would be the worst to be alone with or near to? I always liked the scene in the second JP novel where the kid is asleep in the vehicle and has a weird dream about a dino watching him then later it turns out it was one of the carnotaurs.
The press play/start movie on the og Jurassic Park DVD menu scared the ever loving shit out of me
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>>222335565>Yeah I've read most of Crichton's novels, they are easy to read with good pacing and easy to visualizeIt's something I really like about his writing. Crichton was capable of delving into complex subject matter without getting bogged down in expository jargon, he presented intelligent content in simple and effective prose. It's a very rare ability that not many writer are capable of.
Be honest...How many of you anons here go full /nedry/ mode?
>>222327202>JP3 also atleast ripped a few scenes from the original JP novel that weren't in the filmAs did JW4: Tits and Dinosaurs. The river raft scene was one of the best scenes in the original novel and probably the best in Tits and Dinosaurs that didn't involve Scarlett Johansson's succulent tits. This is what makes it the second best of the JW series and 3rd best film in the overall franchise.
>>222335883>Taking a shit>Still has his shorts onWhy do Yankee-doodle-dandies do this???
When you gotta go, you gotta go; so hold on to your butts.
>>222329737I was kinda weird Spielberg shot a scene with her nipples almost shown.
>>222329485What sort of accomodations and amenities would be provided to your during your stay at the Iguanadon Inn?
>>222339642free iguanadon
>>222339806Fried or grilled?
>>222325288>yep, it jurassic kino timeanyone else watch these?
>>222325337JP2 and JP3 are better than any JW movie too,
>>222339457i bet you think he had the dino give the snot facial because he thought it was just funny
>"BUT WHAT'S FROG DNA GOT TO DO WITH THE DINOSAURS BREEDING?" the characters ask in the book for the nth time.
>>222329737B U D D I N G
>>222329737Those puffies though
>>222340364No what are they?
>>222338582That water bra made the old bint’s breasts look plump and youthful I guess but this was the most insultingly shitty novie I’ve ever seen, like nuwars/rangz of power tier.
LIST/RANK FAVORITE MOVIE DINOS???(JP or otherwise)> Spinosaurus (JP3)> Velociraptor (JP3-Feathered)> T-Rex (JP1)> Dilophosaurus (JP generally)> Velociraptors (JP1)> Vastatosaurus Rex (king kong 05)> Gwangi> Velociraptor (JP3-white)> Allosaurus (One Million Years BC)> Carnotaurus (Dinosaur-2000)> Baryonyx (JP-FK)> T-Rex (Carnosaur series full size animatronic)FAVORITE REAL DINOS???> Utahraptor> Dilophosaurus> Spinosaurus
>>222340364looks coolwhat is it?
>>222345092
>>222345133>>222345092
>>222331707Children are like the biggest audience for anything dinosaur related and the vast majority of JP's profits come from merchandise, nigger. Be lucky we get PG-13.
>>222335565>why it boggles my mind how poorly they are constantly adapted. Jurassic Park was a pretty solid adaptation thoughIt's because JP was designed as a screenplay first, then extended out into a novel, the retroactively made into a screenplay.
>>222343952>>222345122https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFuDk8PB1KUBasically prequel to Jurassic Park, more close to the books, with Maldoon working in the park with slow build up to the fuckery that happens in the book/movie.Great vibes and VHS works well here, making it feel more real.Great horror elements too.
>>222329449Malc was talking about reproduction tho
>>222341170Kids love gross out humour and it was a great relief to pace the dramatic tension but it was literally just a prepubescent girl with slime all over her.
Lex a cute
>>222348950Nickelodeon was big
>>222349265We can ALWAYS go bigger...
>>222349106She was pretty cute, wasn't she?
>>222325288awhrrr.... hahahaha... HAghahahahaha... HGHAHAHAHAHA!
>15'500 lbs of pissed off teeth capable of moving 50 mph
>>222351714*50 kmh
Still hurts, bros...
