why did tv igmore it?
>>222326393late Gen X kids grew up on He-Man. there may be some around here but this entire site is mostly millennials. i'm 36 and know nothing of this show beyond the skeletor memes and the old heeeeyeyayaya videos
>>222326393Because it was a good movie and there wasn't enough faggotry and creepy romance bullshit.
>>222326684the drop in quality of the zoomer era is chilling.
>>222326393>pronoun "jokes">Man-At-Armedrobbery>Teela wearing pants
>>222326393I wouldn't quite call it good, it's an acceptable summer blockbuster type movie but forgettable
>>222326393He Man was only fringe popular. Not even close to level of Transformers or Ninja Turtles.
i'm not a child
>>222326393Because it's He-Man. I watched the cartoon and had some of the toys in early childhood, but I haven't thought about He-Man in decades. It wasn't like Star Wars with its cross-generational appeal, He-Man was strictly for 6-year-olds and under. Even 6 might have been pushing it.
It was the most kino movie of the year. /tv/ ignored it because they're low IQ browns who outsourced their critical thinking to their favorite sloptuber endlessly bitch about muh woke for engagement bux
>>222326393idk. It was good. It wasn't the best, there was certainly room for improvement (it really needed more comedy), but it was still a good movie. I hope it gets a sequel but idk if it will.
Camilla Mendes has a nice ass
>>222326393I had no expectations for this movie but I was pleasantly surprised by how fun it was. I do think they should have played it more straight though instead of constantly telling the audience "WE KNOW OUR STORY IS SILLY OK?"
>>222327270But there was never a time when He-Man was serious business. And how just how would one go about making a serious He-Man anyway?
>>222327059they never had a chance
>>222326393nobody under 45 knows who he man is
>>222327431I'm 40 and the cartoon was on TV during my childhood. But this was in the UK, and in those days we'd typically get US shows some time after they had debuted in the US. For instance, we didn't get TNG until 1990.
>>222327380I never said it had to be serious. There is a difference between putting humor in your movie and constantly reminding your audience that they are watching something dumb and sillyShow me in the original cartoon where He-Man says "BTW WE KNOW THIS STORY IS DUMB JUST GO WITH IT!"
>>222327431I'm 33, I know it because of the early memes. So did the stars, who are in their 20s.
>>222326393>shitty 80s nostalgia boomerslopeww
>>222326393I would have gone full on kids movieor full on R rated actionAs it is? it MCU tier but after the fact that people stopped caring about CGI Eyesore ironic humor slop>bbbut spider manThey needed to add the HULK, the PUNISHER, and setting up the X-MEN in a Spiderman movie.Disney doesn't think Spidey can solo carry a film (despite being the top superhero character)
>>222327431Wouldn't it just be a "new IP" if people didn't know what it was? Do people only see a movie because they sorta heard about it before ?
>>222326393we didn't ignore it, just most of /tv/ pirate movies so you didn't see it earlier.it's a solid flick, it could be better with a bit more soul and bit less reliance on famous lore points
>>222327641>(despite being the top superhero character)If we're talking about the MCU alone, surely Iron Man is top?
>>222327535>Show me in the original cartoon where He-Man says "BTW WE KNOW THIS STORY IS DUMB JUST GO WITH IT!"he-man breaks 4th wall a gazillion times, retard, and often it was so stupid fans had fun exactly because of it. now comes resident /tv/ troll to protect franchise he knows nothing about from campy selfcriticism fans embraced decades ago. kys as usual
>>222327834He breaks the fourth wall only to tell the kids to be good and eat their vegetables. Comparing that to a movie that's clearly embarrassed to be a He-Man movie... are you retarded?
>>222327834I said I liked the film you fucking moron
>>222326393Because it's truly awful in every way except CGI work.
>>222326393i didnt like itits basically a space balls tier parody thats 50% humor and 50% actual adaptation
>>222327992it's not "clearly embarrassed" that's your retarded take.i'm sorry it's not on your "birds of prey" level of seriousness.
>>222326393I didn't, it's great, great cast, good adaptation
>>222326393Because it´s shit that can´t take itself seriously just like MK or that D&D movie. You can´t get immersed into an adventure or feel empathy for a character when everything is just a big joke. Oh look, instead of a proper narrator you are introduced to the world by Adam telling his life story on a date, and he drops the sword and aren´t these Skelletor at the office jokes hecking hilarious?! How about them coughing due to the smoke machine and a blatant 80´s music theme! Le hecking fun isn´t it! I know i know, let´s also put in Dolph as an Easter egg. They´ll love that shit!It´s fucking embarrassing and not even a movie, it´s a meme. A long, unfunny meme.
>>222328160thank you for your 30th post itt samefag
The problem is that the film came out 10-15 years too late. Had it not, it wouldn't be such a massive flop.
>>222326393Literally because the lead is a Greek Jew painted white, and most famous for playing a gay guy in the past. Really bad casting call.
>>222326393because it was shit and made way too late as >>222328405 said
>>222328125I didn't see Birds of Prey because I'm not a capeshitter like you
They should do a bunch of sequels for Prime Video. Doesn't deserve a theater screening but it's great.
>>222326393Covid wiped out all of its audience, I went to the cinema to watch it and it was great
>>222328445He was actually good and not Jewie
>>222328405>>222328454>this streaming hit is office failurenobody gives a fuck about theatres, boomer
>>222327685>iron manWho?
>>222328456yet you cry on /tv/ that masters of the universe are not capeshit enough for you
>>222326393Should have under two hours Cut out half the jokes More Skeletor Adam’s HR power should have been shown to be more useful at the end (like he talks Beast Man into letting him out of jail or something)
>>222326684That's because you were born almost a decade into the generation, kid. Early millennials also grew up with MOTU. Not that it really matters. I also watched Denver the Last Dinosaur as a kid, and I wouldn't be particularly interested in a live action Denver the Last Dinosaur movie either.
>>222326393Saw it a few days ago. I liked it, and the Brian May guitar solos gave me Flash Gordon vibes.
