The only way to save the Harry Potter series and actually take us back to our childhood is if they just cast him as Kingsley Shacklebolt instead. Why the fuck are they so insistent on forcing him into Snape?
Grow the fuck up, faggot. Harry potter (and by extension capeshit and all things disney) is for women and troons
>>222327541>Why the fuck are they so insistent on forcing him into Snape?for a quite complex set of arguments that really boil down to just one very simple reason.
>take us back to our childhoodsuicide is an option too you fucking 40 year old creep
They don't really care and they have Rowling's blessings on this. I think she regrets making Hermoine a redhead too and wants her to be black. It's made for content for their shitty streaming platforms anyways. Just be glad you had your decent enough adaptation in film.
>>222327541I assume they knew there was no way of topping Alan Rickman's Snape so they went with someone completely different in order to torpedo those comparisons, I agree it was a stupid casting decision though.
>>222327541It's very important for this to appear at the top of the search results for "Harry Potter."
>>222327541all i think is >Im black Snapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zud9LhR8Ytk
>>222327541turna page three hunnerd n ninety fo
Potta, get yo skinny cracka ass back to bed befo I pop a cap
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>turna page three hunnerd n ninety fo>Potta, get yo skinny cracka ass back to bed befo I pop a cap
>>222327541Well, he’s a lot greasier and uglier than I figured. He’s still too old though. And it remains to be seen if they fellate him by writing out Snape’s pettier and nastier moments.> The only way to save the Harry Potter seriesSee, that’s where you’re wrong. If they want to really save it, they’ll put in the TRUE version of the Yule Ball which involves a graphic scene of Harry dicking down both Indian twins and making them teen pregnant.
>>222328553>Well, he’s a lot greasier and uglier than I figured. He’s still too old thoughYou got it reversed, the only thing right about the new actor is his age, everything else is off>not ugly enough>no limp greasy curtains of hair>not hook nosed>no sallow pale skin
