>Look, Peter, I understand what you're going through is very scary. Your body is changing and you have no idea what's going to happen next. But the thing is, whatever is happening to you is what needs to happen; it's the next stage in your biological development. If you try to suppress it... to block this spider-puberty... the outcome could be even more disastrous. Humans aren't meant to play God in this way, you just need to do your best to get through it and let nature take its course.
>>222327936>Disney Shills: Actually, Goys. Spider-Man New Day is based and Redpilled!Yeah. No. Nice try, Mouse
>>222329300I wonder who made this movie
jfc, how many goddam heroes are in this movie? Now the Hulk? Does every fucking Marvel film now have to be just all of them hodge-podged together? What's next, Secret Wars?
>>222330328>What's next, Secret Wars?Um... you might want to sit down for this.
>>222327936He makes device to stop one wish willow…smart…
>>222330328They're still trying to shoehorn in as many adjacent characters to every movie as possible to the point that there's not even any actual Spider-Man villains in the new Spider-Man movie not counting the Punisher because that's a huge stretch nowadays because Disney still think people give a shit about the MCU and are going to fall for the>no you have to see Ant-Man 3 so you can see the cameo with Bingus, he's crucial to the new Avengers movie!Most people haven't seen a single MCU movie since Endgame, or at best they've seen the third Spider-Man one because it's fucking Spider-Man. If they want to see the post-credits teaser for whatever new shit that's bound to be cancelled they can just look it up online.
>>222327936>Gets some organic web shooters and hightened sensesLame, should have turned him into man-spider
>>222327936PETER IS SO RETARDED THE GUY THAT BUILT ULTRON IS TELLING YOU NOT TO BUILD A UNIVERSAL INHIBITOR BECAUSE THE CONSEQUENCES COULD BE DANGEROUS AND YOU STILL DID IT, WHY EVEN ASK HIM IF YOU WON'T LISTEN TO HIS ADVICE?????
>>222327936>peter fights the hulk off and walks it off no problem>gets shot by one bullet and almost diesI was wondering what could possibly threaten spidey after the hulk fight, but that was just retarded
>>222331001spiderman can take blunt force but not piercing damage
>>222331001>peter fights the hulk off and walks it off no problemhis head was about to get popped like a balloon and he had to plead for his life, you can see the fear in his eyes since the lens were see through during this scene.
>>222331214And then he swoops in to apprehend jean no problem
>>222327936kek, is the meta message about kids and young adults taking hormone blockers?lmao, based if so
It feels good when you find out an actor you never liked is a severe TDS case who never shuts up about every cause he can get attention for inauthentically while being a millionaire who goes nowhere near illegals. Confirms instincts.
>>222331937Peter literally starts going through spider-puberty due to his spider hormones increasing dramatically, so he invents a device that can suppress his mutant DNA in order to reduce his spider hormones. In the end, he accepts it and allows himself to complete spider-puberty in order to reach his full potential.
>>222330906Banner didn't build ultron you mutton head
>>222327936how come Dr. Banner is supposed to be one of the smartest people on Earth but he couldn't pick up on the fact that Peter was hiding something big?
>>222333722doesn’t that turn him into a full-on 6-armed, hairy, 8-eyed spidermonster?