>you're walking through the jungle>see thiswhat do?
shouldn't have ratted. Those gooks were all VC.
>>222330097>what do?
>>222330097Throw a beer at him. He'd drop his rifle before letting another soldier fall.
>>222330097rush him (hopefully he kills me)
IT WAS ANON, ANON WAS SLEEPING ON HIS SHIFT
>>222330097
>>222330097Shit my dacks, turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>222330531Which Rambo is this
>>222330097You really going to frag me because I smoke weed and you drink liquor and won't let you rape 14 year old Vietnamese girls? Really bro?
>>222330587Rambo
>>2223305872008. Watch it, you'll have a blast. Perfect action movie.
>>2223305874our
>>222330587rambo 2008
>>222330608if you were months in the jungle getting shot at by gooks you'd murder anyone that didn't let you have a little fun
>>222330097offer to suck his dick
>>222330754based
>>222330754Not gay but I'll give an exception for Barnes. I would give than handsome lad some mean fucking head.
>>222330097Call him a woman's name, make a loud whistle, and imitate Jim Carey saying he REAAA-HEEE-HEEELY shouldn't shoot kids
>>222331096*bang**bang*
Tell him to pick his head up. Bring the gun to his eye not his eye to the gun. Push that stock in a little bit and stuff it into the edge of his chest not his shoulder. Also tell him he needs to shift his support hand a little 'cause he ain't Will Shaner and ain't ever gonna be. Also that sling goes over your back hoss not drooping below your gun like a diseased dick. Fuckin' POG sergeant strap hangin for a CIB....
>>222330097duck so he can blast the charlie that he's aiming at behind me