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There's no way Lucas lost to Jimmy. Jimmy was decent at like 5 NES games because he was an autistic retard who'd probably been playing them all day every day in the retard home for retards that he was in because he was retarded. Lucas was expert at all 97 NES games and proved his supremacy in the scene where he dominates Rad Racer with the power glove. Like Haley was about to sleep with him right there because he was so good but Fred Savage had to step in and cockblock him because he was so jealous of Lucas' skills.

In the competition part of the movie there's a scene where Jimmy is not on stage but is behind the stage for at least 30 seconds, hidden from everyone. He seemingly knew where to go and which game station to use. I do believe that Nintendo made a last minute decision to coach Jimmy in this time to know where the warp whistle in Mario Bros 3 was and they put him on the middle game console because most people were probably looking at the middle screen.

Jimmy was clearly shit at games because in Mario Bros 3 Lucas and Mora were doing fine and Jimmy died twice like an absolute retard because he's retarded and somehow still won because he got a star card at the end of the last stage he was on? Lucas got a star card in stage 1 like it was nothing because he was dominating and he didn't get boosted way ahead in points like Jimmy did. And Jimmy got hardly any extra points for using the warp whistle anyway. The whole thing was rigged from the start.

From this I have concluded that Lucas is the true The Wizard.
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i always got the feeling that jimmy never even touched a video game until they were at to bus stop
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Favorite Rilo Kiley song?
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Bump god dammit. People need to know
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>>222330244
California?
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>>222330244
He lost because he's so bad.
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>>222330244
Anyone who can crush Rad Race with a fucking power glove is a god gamer. Jimmy is currently a tranny speed runner of shitty NES games. He recently shaved .00001 seconds off a world record after spending 100 hours a week for the past 6 months trying to get the right button combination at just the right time.
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>>222330244
Posts like this are why I come to /tv/
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>>222330244
You fucking retard Jimmy had only just started gaming. Lucas was the faggot who spent all his time on video games and got raped in public.
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>>222331996
At the end Lucas was stuck at the door in the room before the boss of the first fortress and his mario was moving around erratically, but up until that point he was completely dominating the situation. Nintendo clearly disabled his controller and was feeding it fake inputs in the last minute to mess with him. There's only so much a wizard can do in such circumstances
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>>222330396
August
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a wild Tobey appears
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my brother said that when this movie first came out and they revealed Super Mario Bros 3 gameplay he got chills
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>HE TOUCHED MY GIRLCOCK
this movie was ahead of its time having a trans character
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I have nothing to add. I just want to bump the thread.
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>>222330244
Kek
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>>222330244
>It's so bad.
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absolute cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq9rME4Iv0
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>>222333307
He was sure fucking right about that. It's a piece of shit.
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>>222330244
>e he was an autistic retard who'd probably been playing them all day every day in the retard home for retards that he was in because he was retarded.

He was pretty good at making you COPE AND SEETHE, you salty bitch.
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>>222333376
Did that post give you flashbacks?
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>>222333254
Oldfag here, I skipped school the Friday this came out to go watch it and the SMB3 reveal was insane. No teasers, promos, or any kind of hint that it was coming. Probably the hardest I've ever internally marked out in my life. Good times.
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>>222333463
Fellow oldfag here. Getting to see Mario 3 in a film before it was actually available and in stores was insane hype. Why the hell don't they do stuff like this nowadays or since then?
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>>222333629
not many movies made about autistic kids that play video games any more
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>>222333463
>>222333629
Were your minds blown by the graphics the first time you beat one of the airship levels and saw Mario float down through the clouds as if he were in 3D?
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>>222333629
Because everything is on the internet and instantly ruined. There are no surprises anymore.
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>>222333661
>not many movies made about autistic kids that play video games any more
Why would there be when anyone can just type "twitch" into Google? Lol
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>>222334386
always a kino moment in the game
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Bumping an awesome thread.
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>>222333661
They could do it with the Sonic movies I reckon. Maybe they could just have Sonic play a new game, he's pretty autistic
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>>222330244
Actor is a pdf file
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>>222333629
Info about it would just get leaked somehow, from autists finding the trademark to the upcoming game to somebody at the company telling some journo and cited as an “anonymous source”. Too many people working on a game and too much info out there for everything.
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>>222333231
Happened to see this while listening to Changes by Black Sabbath and realizing my life is basically over at this point lol
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OP might be onto something. There is 0% chance Jimmy knew to crouch on this block until you fell behind them to get the warp whistle.
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>>222335676
Yeah, I don't think he's coming back. Lucas the character is a total chad wizard though.
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>>222333254
>my brother said that when this movie first came out and they revealed Super Mario Bros 3 gameplay he got chills
This is true. I was just a kid and wasn't getting any gaming magazines so I had no idea Mario 3 was even coming.
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Movie was great, but kinda nut
>"I know all 97 of them"
By this point there were probably hundreds of NES games
>Power glove
One of the biggest pieces of shit ever sold and using it to control any game was shit
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>>222336568
Jimmy got the whistle in the fortress. Wouldn't surprise me if Nintendo told him about that one you're saying too though and he went for it and fucked it up because he's a retard
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>>222333449
To other salty bitches like him? Yeah.
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Jimmy was the real wizard considering he no doubt went on to be a 30 year old virgin.
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>>222337114
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GO BACK TO THE WONDER YEARS YOU FREAKIN' PIECE OF SHIT
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>>222338319
Did you forget something?
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>>222333326
You just know she got GLOVED



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