Bit unrealistic, no?
>>222331247>without being sexually activewho the fuck said that? you know they did
>>222331247(greeks)
>>222331247Ancient soldiers were encouraged to bugger each other during wartime to raise morale. Look it up.
>>222331247>20y of no fapimagine the cumshot
>>222331273>>222331362Ancient Germans, Spartans, and Africans recorded specifically to not allow men to have sex. it makes them more aggressive and more focused to be celibate.You never see chad and stacey or john norman stacking bodies to the ceiling, only my supreme gentleman and harry dresden have it in them to go out and shed the blood of men.
>>222331247
Greeks invented ass fucking
Its a Nolan film, of course nobody has sex
>>222331247Why not just capture one siren, tie her up and keep her as a sex slave? They're monsters so surely that's not against the rules of war.
>>222331419Lol wut. All three are "gay when aweigh", especially the Spartans. Germs come second.
>>222331247>Bit unrealistic, no?Bring in hookers on the regular.Have a beach party.
>>222331247>>222331273they fucked each other.>>222331599because the sirens were magic and shit, they were barely able to pass through there. They couldn't have captured one, it's like asking why they didn't enslave a cyclops.
>>222331599Sirens are meant to be half birds. They’re not like normal women who happen to be monsters.
>>222331488>1488based Nazi>Greeks invented ass fuckingis that why "Greek" is slang for "anal" for prostitution?
>>222331419The entire continent of Africa? Really?
>>222331247>Weve been shitting on this beach for 10 fucking years
>>222331247Odysseus fucked Calypso for 7 years tho
>>222331247Yeah, imagine living 20 years without having sex... haha... couldn't be me, no sir...
>>222331960just the ancient ones
>>222331247Haha yeah, imagine if they did it for 34 years, that would be completely impossible
men go insane after 28 days
>>222331247Odysseus literally spends 8 of the 10 years of the odyssey impregnating sea nymphs.
>>222331247They masturbated each other. Builds group cohesion.
>>222331419>Spartans>not allowed to have sex You weren't a spartan citizen unless you were landed gentry and married. It was your duty to sparta to pump out as many kids as you could. The spartans even went as far as to put women through physical training because they believed a fit bitch is going to give you fit spartan babbies.
>pseud critic thinks greeks needed women for sex
>>222334932What badly cooked eggs will do to a man.
>>222335037Well then… how sad..
Homer didn't put any gay shit in the book, if it was so normalized wouldn't he have done that?
>>222331897You’re talking about this like it’s a bug and not a feature
>>222335207sometimes things are so normal that they go without sayinghe doesn't mention everytime they have a poo either
>>222335067ABC stands forAbsolutely Buck Checked
>>222335257But it includes heterosexual sex. If it was considered shameful I can see why it would not be included.
>>222335067Behold this man, blessed overmuch by Aphrodite and beloved of the Graces. He favors the lyre above the spear, silk above bronze, and knows the harmony of every color beneath Helios. The old poets would call him a companion of Ganymede; the wise need no oracle to see which way Eros has turned his gaze.
>>222331247It stands to reason that Agamemnon and Menelaus would have brought some whores to Troy for morale purposes. Obviously Odysseus would not have indulged in such pleasures of the flesh, but he was clearly piping Athena astrally, which is why she showed him such favour.
>>222335037They also shaved their wive’ heads during their wedding night to help the soldier adjust to fucking a woman instead of a man.
>>222331419>harry dresden
>>222331247You know they were Greek right?
>>222335424I'm highly skeptical of the whole "everyone was gay"-propaganda. Aristotle seemed to think it was absolutely degenerate and he was seen as a great man. I think it was more like awful pieces of shit raped boys they had under their control, like some kind of prison culture.
>>222331247the films specifically states they were sailing around raping women. thats why the witch turned them into pigs.
>>222335510You know at least 15 people have already said this, right?
>>222331419In ww2 germans had a special word for their tank crew homolust: "Zusammenspiel".
>>222335523It was probably mostly among the degenerate elite. It's like if someone looked back at today and declared we were all turning our kids into trannies and gaymarrying
>>222335523No. It was just a way to onboard young men into the civilization in a mentorship program. Also in the era frotting a twink's thighgina wasn't gay, but sticking dick in butt was seen as degenerate faggotry. Also remember that the greeks had a different kind of civilization and society. They liked women and beauty and all that, but there was a reason greek women never held any power that wasn't domestic, the idea of gender equality was anathema to them, so you had wives to make babies and take care of the house, but when you were out with the boys nothing wrong with sword fighting. But it also wasn't universal, just like now, people did have personal preference they would defer to when possible. If you want to understand how the greeks saw their wives, look at Hera's depictions. She is the ultimate thundercunt of a wife that you placate because otherwise she will shit down your neck harder than Zeus or Poseidon ever did to anyone (and they shit pretty hard down some necks).
>>222335742good, enlightened post
>>222331247They broke the black Ithaka bucks.
>>222331247Capture Trojan wives, turn them into living fleshlights.Easy peasy.
>>222332914I'd go crazy after about 30 days lol.
Greeks are known boy lovers
Last time I had sex was 11 years and 7 months ago.
>>222331419yes most armies have rules against raping and pillaging but it always happens anyway
>>222335396In literally the first chapter of The Iliad Achilles is mad that Agamemnon has taken one of his sex slaves who were captured during the war.
>>222331247they should've brought Sino with them
