How do you respond?
>>222331790“Sure”
>>222331790in this day and age, I would probably tell her to call the police because you never know who's gonna pretend to be nice to rob your house
>>222331790"No, fuck off"
>>222331790can you make me tendies?
You tell me
>>222331790>"Can I? ;)"
>>222331790It's MAY I come inside you, harlot
Only if the juice will be worth the squeeze.
>>222331790I would freeze up and piss myself
i donno
>>222331790Just don't suck my cock
haha jack i'm jacking it to your daughter
>>222331901Me too, but it would likely be precum than piss.
>>222331790stay back, slut
>>222331790>spits out the 500 acorns I had stored in my mouth
I'm all hard. Can I come in too?
>>222331917https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>222331790elbows too pointy
>>222331790>I GOT A SNAKE MANG
>>222331790UHHH oohh *closes door*
>>222331831This would probably run through my mind just from the shear unlikelihood. Only reason it wouldn't 100% be a robbery is because a girl like that would have literal millionaires lining up to buy her anything she wants.
say what you will, but her playing the kinda stupid ex fiance in Happy Endings was pretty good acting too. I hope, she's not an airhead is she?I hope she's cute, hot and smart.
>>222331790Yeah, but if you tie me to the bed and torture me like in that one movie then you're getting the fuck out. I swear to Christ, I'm not playing.
>>222331790id ask>Why did you say that like this is a porno?
>>222332460>would you like to find out?
>>222331790>t-thanks, you too
>>222331790This slop was a blue balled experience. Ana de armas in Knock knock does it better
>>222331790by waking up
>>222332499Kek
>>222331790>You don't have to tell me what happened, you do have to eat these eggs
Obviously a robbery attempt
>>222331790do a 360 and walk inside
I miss these 2000s kino where shy/nerdy boy gets sexy girlzombieland was also kino. just watched that
>>222331790
>>222332663>2000s kino where shy/nerdy boy gets sexy girli blame these for being an incel
>>222331790Okay
>>222332700Maybe you weren't nerdy enough
>>222332756but i was very shy though
i close the door and call the police im not getting accused of rape
I install a cougar trap and she'll walk right in.
>>222331790considering the unsavory folk she surrounded herself with, i would slam the door in her face
>>222331790Fuck off, Kim. You're ruining the plot.
>>222331790Guys, that's just a figure of speech, right? Ladies don't actually get moisture on them because they like you! That's weird and gross. Seems like it would be messy and uncomfortable.
>>222331917why is she wearing a gold chain?
>>222331921Hot, but obvious double
>>222333577No, it's her. You can tell if you know how to look.t. guy who knows how to look.
>>222333404clueless
>>222331790Who do you think turned the sprinklers on? That's top grade Zoysia grass you're standing on, dumb bitch, get off my lawn!
Maaaan, I guess I'm becoming old and my sex drive is fading away. I don't even find her that beautiful.
>>222334519that's why they call you an oldfag
>>222331790This is her now.
>>222334689would
>be me, student>living in a flat with multiple other guys>they’re hosting a party >Im in my room playing DOOM>a girl knocks on my door asking where the bathroom is>I point her in the right direction >”oh ok, thanks! Say, you look sexy”>I say “thank you”, before shutting the door in her face>go back to playing DOOM wadsDid I fuck up?
>>222332650Nothing you do to a robber counts as rape.
>>222333447>why is she wearing a gold chain?Because she hasn't received a pearl necklace yet
>>222334689wow she actually aged quite well
>>222334689literal perfection still
>>222334689No this is her now
>>222334689Isn't she like 50 by now why does she still have acne
>>222334976Sheesh
>>222334938Look at interview instead of professional portraits. She somewhat bogged herself, sadly.
>>222333619the backs are different, the hair too
>>222332374She seems pretty based. She’s a Canadian through and through. Loves hockey and married a former pro.
>>222331790Bitch, fuck off, can't you see I'm BTFO trannies in Odyssey threads on 4chong?!?
>>222335012>Brad Pitt.jpgThat's Cate Blanchett retard
>>222331917Why does this scene look so terrible? Did they not have anyone with experience in lighting?
>>222335045She's a 5/10 in Canada
>>222335069What’s so bad about it?
>>222331790>I'm all wet. Can I come in?BEGONE VILE SEDUCTRESS. Besides, I'm saving my virginity for Hatsune Miku.
>>222332042lol
>>222335073What Canadian city has the hottest girls? Vancouver?
>>222331790"That's really cool, but I'm balls deep in a ranked game, and I'm about to get kicked for inactivity">closes door
>>222335095Montreal and it's not even close
>>222332663
>>222335095Brampton
>>222331831Jokes on her, i was going to rape her
>>222335095>VancouverHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAbut no, vancouver is all chinks and freaks
>>222335048No it Brad Pitt. Look at the green shirt you colorblind groid.
>>222334689I see she enjoys eating a lot, probably cake, fried foods, etc. Face looks great though.
>>222335105Hmm. I’m intrigued but I hate French accents.
>>222335124Seeing who that girl turned into retroactively made accepted a horror movie.
>>222335159better than indian ones
only if you can teach me popular mechanics
>>222335189Sure, but French accents are still grating to listen to.
>>222335170accepted was a horror movie because somewhere out there some fat jew thought it would be funny to tell retards that studying whatever you want on your own constitutes a college degree and is a good idea evergreen state exists
>>222335159This is your average montreal girl
>>222331790No, you're fully drenched. You will ruin my vinyl flooring.
>>222331917Que pasa?
>>222334689>>222334720>>222334929>>222334938>>222334995>>222335157Its not her you retards its some bitch from a New York Times article on abortion
>>222334689>boobs got bigger
>>222334976hot
>>222335123sounds canadian
>>222335212Remember when she used to post feet pics on discord?.. I miss that hole like you wouldn't believe.
>>222335261Kek fucking dumbassesPicrel is her now
>>222334976It looks like she's equipped with ballistics now too
>>222335261well she's gonna need another one
>>222335314She was primo
>>222331790>How do you respond?"Uh, Im sorry, but my parents arent home and I really cant have people over when theyre gone."[closed door slowly]
>>222331921>haha jack i'm jacking it to your daughtergotta jack it to something
>>222331790i assume it's a honeytrap and close my door
>>222331790She's a fucking twat
>>222335473>women have regrets
I prefer dry
>>222335473Looks like she's slowly turning into Dianne Wiest.
>>222335314damn I missed out
>>222335314Ok show em
>>222335563There's probably remnants from 2015/2016 on the archives.
>>222331790I wouldn’t say anything. I’d listen.
>>222335473>Turns 40 and complains about being sexualized when she was youngHappens every fucking time.
>>222335688>Sex object rolesLmao she still is
>>222331790You can come in if I can
>>222335688They're told to say that shit. In reality they were all and still are willing to do some depraved personal favors for freemasons.
>>222336299Yeah, never heard a 20 year old complaining about being sexualised. They're usually too busy getting what they want because of their ass and tits
Garbage fucking movie.
>>222335261How does she look more like Kim than the actual Elisha Cuthbert
>>222335314Yo what? her feet have holes?
>>222337418The holy feet of Faith
>>222332297I don’t know if you know this but there are small towns everywhere with hot girls. They don’t all have rich boyfriends some of them are scumbag trailer trash but they’re hot trash at least. My neighbor right now is smoking hot but she has three kids from three dudes and it sounds like at least two of them cheated on her. One time the girl he cheated with came here to gloat so I heard her chanting about how she fucked her husband. Anyway what I’m getting at is she was hot too. There’s a lot of fucked up hot people out there.
>>222331831Yeah there is probably a mexican hiding off to the side waiting for you to let her in.
>>222337552they fuck for fun in small towns
>>222331790i respond with my finest gollum impression
>>222331790I'd assume some gang member is waiting around the corner to mug me and lock my door immediately unless I knew this person.
>>222337552and yet you are an incel
I look like this when i cross dress
>>222338523london
>>222335335when did she turn asian?
