>You knew Ronald McDonald?
>>222333055I DID NOT SAY I KNEW HIM!I said I sat on his lap once while dipping fries in a chocolate milkshake
>>222333055>I ATE A MCRIB ONCE, I DID NOT SAY THAT I KNEW HIM
>The frosting. Sometimes, it makes the fork stick.
>>222333055Fighting around the world.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>222333202God damn, what a fucking glow-up.
>>222333114kek
>>222333055Knew him? He was delicious!
>>222333055
>>222333202He needs to fucking stop before he fully grows the Mel Gibson nose
>>222333222Elysium... where the ball pit stretches to infinity.
>>222333114lel
>My name is Maximus Dessertus Meringueius, Commander of the Armies of the Pork, General of the Fish Sticks Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, the Burger King. Partial to a buttered bun, hungry for a burger with fries. And I will have my seconds, in this meal or the next.
>>222334082>>222333753>>222333222>>222333194>>222333117>>222333114good thread
>>222334082Why is his entire hand and half his arm up his ass? Didn’t know unc was freaky like that
I look like Russel Crowe but I'm not tall like him.
>Three weeks from now, I will be digesting my meal. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Jump the line! Dine with me! If you find yourself hungry, fasting in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Arby's, and you're already satiated!
>>222334082>My name is Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus. Commander of the Armies of Applebees. General of the Papa John's legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Little Ceasar. Owner of a broken scale, wearer of a broken belt. And I will have my dessert, in this meal or the next.
