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wtf is Drone doing right now?how long is the Stormlands fighting this Vulture King?Where the fuck is the Iron Islands?Westerlands?Tyrells??
maybe show daeron has autism too like helaena
Why did the Weirwood bed make Aemond hallucinate fucking his mother while he was fucking Alys?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>The Seven Kingdoms once again send in forces and drive out the Triarchy, but fighting resumes six years later, with Corlys being lured into an ambush and injured to be sent home. However, his Velaryon forces prevail again, and this time set up a garrison on the islands, with Corlys later proclaiming to Rhaenyra Targaryen that the islands are now hers to command as queen.[6]You have entire island archipelago. You can steal as much gold and resources as possible to pay for the situation you are in. Did the writers forget this?
>>222334105Dorne is indipendent at this point, the iron islands in the book declare for the blacks only because Dalton Greyjoy (the red kraken) wants to rape and pillage and rape lannisters, the tyrells are ruled by a toddler so the hightowers basically lead the reach, and borros baratheon doesn't want to do shit until the dragons are gone, he's fierce in melee but he's not into getting napalmed, so he prefers to fight the dornish right now
>>222334154Targ boys all want the same thing
>>222334089FOOLISHNESS, AEGON
>>222334154Why didn't he confront Alys for raping him?
>carries the seasonhe's going to die a humiliating death because 'greens = bad' isn't he
>>222334123Refer to >>222334189
>>222334139I am your shitposter, your grace.
>>222334215there are two kinds of greens>greens who oppose rhaerhae = cartoonishly evil rapists>greens who dont want to fight against rhaerhae = poor victims of the other evil greens
Ormund's last trick will be dressing the commoners as Hightower soldiers to fuck with the blacks.
If nobody can beat Dorne why aren't they the rulers of westerors?
>>222334139>Oh the mods fucking geld me, beyond your ab- a NSFW post is beyond your abilities, my friend!>Begone, tranny janny, fuck off with you.>Cunt. It's fine, your post is fine, he's a terrible janny.
>Yes... sniff ze pussy, Your Grace... like zis
>>222334351>if the soviet union couldn't invade afghanistan why didn't the talibans conquer russia?
>>222334351They can only respawn in dorne and they can only eat the dornish sand
>>222334380>PREVIOUSLY ON: HOUSE OF THE DRAGON-
>>222334380BITCH QUEEN OF BOTTOMS
>>222334213What?She didn't rape him, she start hallucinating in the middle of sex with her.I thought it was clear, especially after watch everything that happened to Daemon on season 2.
>>222334154What this season lacks in content, it makes up for in shock value.
>>222334413>she start*he startOops.
>>222334351They only have homecourt advantage. That's it.
Why don't the dragons just fuck off, are they stupid?
I'm not sad the season is ending. I am sad that /got/ will go back to hibernation until Dunk 2; I like hanging out in this place.
>>222334154>WhyThe Weirwood knows what Targaryen boys want.
>>222334335So the end of The Dark Knight?
Can we PLEASE get more Mysaria scenes? They're soooo good.
imagine the carpet munching
>>222334464this is why we need a roberts rebellion show
>>222334472Agreed.
>>222334467I still don't understand what they want
>>222334139Do you think his era of Targs hate Rhaenyra etc
>>222334510Think about both Daemon and Aemond sex dreams on the Weirwood bed, what do they have in common?
>>222334215>>carries the seasonYes.
gods this show is getting stupid.
>>222334494Or Aegons Conquest. Or maybe something without Targs being the focus.
>>222334494>this is why we need a roberts rebellion showWe are gonna get a Regency show about Aegon III after this.
>>222334569I don't understand why you jeets love this guy so much.
>>222334494>ned homolusting over robertno thanks
>reachwank>aryawank>JONWANKAh dun wan et.
>>222334544Probably a lot of frustration about the dying of the dragpns
GOD SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT MOMMY ALICENT I WORSHIP YOU
>>222334544I think they're too busy hating Blackfyres and that fucking shit Aegon IV to even think about Rhaenyra.
>>222334666how could anyone love such an ugly monster
>>222334544Not hate, but her rule isn't recognized as legitimateBoth sides are blamed but Aegon's claim is the one that is ultimately recognized, even if the greens are not remembered fondly either
>>222334666>>222334686WE NEED A KISS SCENE AT LEASTTHE SHOW IS ALREADY FAN FICTION TO THE MAX AT LEAST MAKE MY DICK HAPPY YOU HACKS
Just rewatched the Ironrod scene from episode 2Kek, it was so fucking stupid
Why does everyone in ASOIAF eat with juice dribbling down their chin. Were they all raised in the wild or some shit?
>M-Mysaria am I good enough? Will the gods finally favor me?>Awf cou->Sorry to interrupt, your grace, but we just wanted to let you know that we just received news Aegon is confirmed to be alive. Oh and his dragon that we confirmed to been dead for a month has miraculously come back to life, almost if resurrected by the gods themselves. Oh, and Tyland is with him which means he has a huge treasury now and could probably just buy his own army. Pretty crazy, innit?
Next episode will be kino for sure.
Sex with Daeron before he dies next episode.
>>222335178>Mysaria rubs her pussy on Rhaenyra's face>"Zoo not worry, my grace"
>gwayne will be captured by daemongwaynebros its rape time...
>>222334089Why does Daemon think Rhaenyra would kill not-nettles if she learned about her riding sheepstealer? In fact why does Rhaenyra think sheepstealer is responsible for her sons death at all?
BEHOLD ME NOW!Alys the Magnanimous,Queen of Harenhal,Lady of the water,And primary caregiver of King Aemond, Dragon Lord!
>>222335240>Daeron the Did NothingWow... already defeated, and people were acting like Ormund would be some huge player into next season, now he's probably got less screen time and less importance than one of Walder Frey's sons in the original show.
>leave the usurpers aegon, aemond and daeron to me!
who could have foreseen that sending one (1) person to harrenhal to kill aemond wouldn't work
>>222335481It actually worked.
>>222335462>responsible for distracting criston cole with sex during the rat catchers sawing off childrens headsIT WAS AN INSIDE JOB
>>222335481If it wasn't for Alys being a witch and apothecary Armond would've died of poison.ALICENT IS THE BEST ASSASSIN IN WESTEROS CONFIRMED
>>222335540the hell is this scene from?was it at the end of x6?
>>222335540That bulldyke won't rest until she's snuffed out all her offspring.
>>222334632He's just a cool fella
>>222335481>who could have foreseen that sending one (1) person to harrenhal to kill aemond wouldn't workand rhaenyra just has to go by the word of Alicent and there is no way to check cause the one person she sent with her is deadwho wrote this shit?
>>222335597It's for the good of the realm
>>222335582Yes, check webum related.>>222335603I think the scene was showing that Rhaenyra is spiraling. Since she was cut by the throne she lost the plot, her outburst with Helaena asking if she saw a sign of the gods that she's the rightful ruler and refusing to hear new petitions from the smallfolk (Mysaria tells the Sylvi on the throne scene) shows that she's losing control even from her own ideas.
>>222335371Well, not that there’s any discernible battle strategy or tactics on display beyond “dragon go brrrrr,” but Sheepy did show up and attack both sides indiscriminately, forcing them to divide their attention between him and the enemy fleet.
>>222335708oh thx
>>222335462she killed millions...
>>222335481She should've hired another Baratheon hit squad
>>222335764To save trillions
>lets send old people to die in a war because we cant feed themfookin savages
3 more days until THE FINALE3 more days until FREEEEEDOM
>>222334789That's genuinely how Grrm eats. He doesn't know any better and thinks its normal.
I can't wait for the next episode, bros. There will be so much rape. So excited for it.
>>222334380A new queen has risen
>>222334544Just imagine you spending your whole life telling yourself you could’ve had fucking dragons if your family didn't chimp out a few generations back.No wonder Aerion drank wildfire
>>222335405This chick is the personification of Harrenhall.
How can they condense so much into 1 hour it better be extra long. Hell I'd consider it a miracle to make it 2 hours.
>Only place in the North that isn't a backward shithole belongs to the only family from the South that practices the Faith of the Seven.What did Georges mean by this?
>>222335481Didn't he get owned by a boy with a butter knife?
>>222335985
Why are northerners so gay in house of the dragon while the reachmen are all gigachads and it’s the opposite in the main show
>>222336093Greatest trick GoT did was make you think northerners were notable.Starks? Surrendered without a fight to Targs, total cowards. Then there is the crannogment who don't even respect 1v1s. Cole and Dayne cut down by cowardly northerners.Rest of northerners are actually retarded or evil like ironborn tier outside these lads >>222336049 If the 7 kingdoms was all northerner kingdoms it would be a third world shithole
>>222336079that was a strong boy
>>222334139>He always meant for me to be a shitposter one day… as he was.>When he about to get banned, he called for his laptop and replied "kek, based!" to my meme. Charged me to be a good shitposter.>To BTFO the jeets and the redditors. Flood the board with all my offtopic spam. And I swore that I would.
Would a pint at the pub with 20 good lads kept RaeRae in power?
>>222336021Dreamy, Spooky, Old, Wet.
>>222336093Basically, D&D saw knights with flowers on their emblems and thought, "That's gay!" so they kept that vibe throughout the show even though it’s the most powerful kingdom, with some of the most knights.Tbf Loras didn't help with that, if they showed Garlan 1v3ing people they might have changed their position.
post cat
Aemond literally says he is going to check out of the war and just chill at Harrenhal not bothering anyone and Alicent just tries to kill him anyway loll
>>222336338Ryan Condal is a hack/fraud.
>>222336338she had to kill her son, or at least try. any decent mother would do the same
>>222334544All future Targs hate Rhaenyra and Aegon II/III for killing off all the dragons.
>>222335997>we could have had fucking dra->wait a second, that means the Blackfyres would have access to dragonsNah, man.
Haelana is an annoying cunt >your family is at war >your son was murdered by the enemy >your entire family is being maimed and killed>you own a flying nuke >”noo I don’t want to fight because uhh—-umm….,. I like chickens and rainbows and stuff”Selfish bitch
>>222336396Even with the dragons, their dynasty wouldn't have lasted much longer.
>>222336402If Daeron had a dragon the Dorniggers wouldn't have dared to ambush him and fat Aegon wouldn't have been anywhere near the line of succession
Alicent has done more for Rhaenyra this season than everyone else on black combined.
>>222336435Sure but Targ retards don't understand that
>>222336410she's built for rape
>>222336410same with daeron. alicent's blood is tainted.
I feel like I’m going insane because I keep asking and getting no answer What.The.Fuck.Is.Alocents.Reason.To.Kill.Her.Family She started the war She could have left with Haelana to start a farm anytime she wanted
>>222336447George.. George would have found a way.
>>222336512She wantst Rhaenyra's ancient fat puss.
>>222336512she hates men. moids must die
>>222336512>What.The.Fuck.Is.Alocents.Reason.To.Kill.Her.FamilyStop asking logical questions and go back to eating the popcorn.>tfw Otto's last scene was him talking with Alicent about how their plan for peace and bringing the Dance will succeed
Was Otto retarded?
>>222336566He trusted a woman. Common mistake.
>tfw they will have to cut so much for season 4 because we have had so much fucking Rhaenyra / Alicent / Mysaria scenes
dracarys sunfyre
>>222336512She's an evil, stupid bitch who hates her children and is very poorly written. That's the best answer you'll get because there is no good answer.
>>222336601>We lost honeywine and Bitterbridge to sniff ze pussee
Why did Rhaenyra throw the skull into the fire instead of sending it back to the Vale to find out who died so their family could properly bury them?
>>222336601Soon>Ser Garth the Harelip surrendered the Red Keep to Ser Perkin the Flea and his gutter knights, and Mysaria attempted to flee, but was taken. Perkin informed Mysaria that if she could travel naked through the city to the Gate of the Gods while being whipped, she would be allowed to live. Mysaria only made it halfway, dying on the city's cobblestones.
>Alfred Broome?>Lorent Marbrand?>Harrold Westerling?SS Abandoned Plotlines
>>222336079And stabbed through plate armor no less.
>>222336512Because they are evil monsters!!! (Aemond accidentally killed his nephew and Aegon drinks and is sad and was never taught consent)
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222336510At least Daeron is making use of his dragon like at Honeyholt
>>222336049reference to pic related
kinda amazing Alys Rivers and Aemond are able to maintain the largest castle in all of Westeros, without any help what so ever. Pretty sure when he was in Harrenhale, he had entire army with him.
>>222336512>You see, more than anything Alicent just wants to figure it all out and start happy lesbian relationship with Rhae Rhae, but her stupid family won’t let her
>>222336839Well you forget she's magic bro
>rhenyra.... mye puziee iz cheezieee.... rheneeyeera...
>>222336839I wouldn't really say they'll maintaining it. Bounty hunters seem to be walking in no problem for Aemond to gank.
>>222336410shes a traitor, theres no way around it.
>>222336512her reason is that she got removed from the small council, everything else is just cope. when she lost her power she instantly turned on her family and side.
They wasted so much time that I don't even know what will happen in the next episode. They have to have A battle in Tumbleton but it'll be heavily abridged.>Ulf and Addam kill each other (+drags)>winter wolves raid and kill Hugh's jeeta wife which is supposed to be shocking, he gets angry and flipsrealistically, this season could've ended with Rhaenyra fleeing KL, Daemon vs Aemond and Tumbleton 1 but they need the mains to stay alive so we're getting really emotional slow deaths of even unnamed characters like that viking woman that is with the winter wolves, who is she supposed to be anyway? A wildling?
OUR FUARKING HEROES... and Larys
but seriously why would rhaerhae sniff someone's pussy and ask it if shes worthy? she cant be THAT desperate for approval
>>222337053they will probably bundle the fights and just cut hugh's nazi arc and have him killed in the fight. we only have 8 eps to go and about 16 mysaria + rhaenyra scenes that need to fit.
>>222337072Larys is a 300 IQ genius 4D chessmaster, what was his plan with Aegon this season?
>>222334089Any leaks from finale?
>>222334154WHY THE FUCK IS SHE COVERED UP WHILE THEYRE FUCKING AND ONLY HE'S NAKED!? WHY CANT THEY SHOW US HER TITS!?
>>222337225mysaria and rhaenyra flee to essosrandom peasant woman kills ormundalys kills daemond after he survives the gods eye
This is the worst show ever made. Nothing makes any sense and all the characters are retarded
>>222337386STOP RAPING SER
>>222337356nah, alicent and rhaenyra kill aemond, then they elope to essos with mysaria and become wine lesbians
>>222337356aemond recovers and goes for a walk around the caste, suddenly alicent appears from behind a tree and stabs him. the episode ends with aemond stumbling back to alys and shes like "fuck my life, not again". battle of tumbleton happens off-screen
>>222334374Kek
Aegon/Aemond reunion ?
>>222337499i fear they are going to do a shittier version of the aegon-sunfyre scene. the freys come to take harrenhal and aemond thinks hes done for, then suddenly vhagar appears and saves him.
Is/was there an Aemond Frey?
Aemond is way cooler than Daemon.
aemond full of regret for what he has done and not knowing what to say to his brother who he suspects is still angry but aegon instead shocking him with a hug and thanking aemond for setting him on the path to become the man he was always meant to be. kino reunion.
>>222337590Aemond is a fucking LARPer lmfao
>ser gregor would be team green>the joff would be team green>cersei would be team green>roose would pretend to be team black then he would backstab cringe stark and defect to team green
>>222337590aemond is moderately interesting, not very interesting or uninteresting. just moderately interesting. Daemon stocks are in the toilet currently, not hard to be cooler than him atm. Hopefully we pump soon daemonbros diamond hands.
>>222337613based and TRUE
Someone should resurrect Viserys with blood magic. My wise old king would know how to fix all of this.
>>222337660>viserys sees his lego city destroyed>goes into a depression
>>222337660He would basically be just as ineffectual as Rhaenyra
>battle above the god's eye will be Aemond vs Aegon, with Alicent present>Daemon vs Mysaria will be the major drama anchor for the final season, both tearing Rhaenyra apart>instead of getting eaten by a dragon, Rhaenyra and Alicent have a shakespearean romantic suicide as the final scene, no hour of the wolf>Daeron and Ormund will survive for much longer as plot devices to kill all of the dragons and sidecast. Daeron's actor will be a big deal due to Zelda, so they are going to capitalise on his fameSorry you had to find out this way
>Women are incapable of doing anything but simple homework and raising children and even then they need oversight: letting them into the charge of kingdom would be disaster for Westeros
>ugly>retarded>just wants to chill and neetWow he's literally me
>>222337732>>instead of getting eaten by a dragon, Rhaenyra and Alicent have a shakespearean romantic suicide as the final sceneAs long as i get my kiss i would be okay with it, the show is already completely off its rails.
>Hightower SLOP
>>222337780Buy an ad, faggot
>>222337798I will never stop posting, and now that you showed your seething you just make my dick harder, faggot.
>>222337780I love AI, its just too bad it requires taking all our water and RAM
>>222337780>not so fast gaytowers
>>222337780I love to eat food and breathe like a regular man. I enjoy wearing clothes.
>>222337847>FAGron the boy diddlerWhat does he have to do with CHADtowers?
>>222337847Man, don't remind me of what could've been.Damn you George couldn't you have finished these before get chronicle depressed.
>>222337879hes going to sack oldtown very soon
>>222337899>1023x582Sorry i am a faggot retard.
>>222337904>he's going to sack OldtownHahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah sure, that ironborn boy diddler will get what he deserves
>>222337732I hope Rhaenyra's death is as messy and gorey as possible. I want to be shocked for once. I miss that sensation. When Rob got carried out of the Frey's hall with Grey Wind's head, that shocked me. I want to see Rhaenyra's bottom half bitten off and her on the ground in shock picking listlessly at her own entrails.
>>222335943The juicey bits fall and get stuck into his beard, sometimes he suckles on it while waiting for next meal.
>>222337810How did you make it? What model do you use?
>>222337847>prepare for the lovecraftian apolcalyp->NONONO im sorry i didnt mean it please nooooo-ACK
>>222338022i didn't i just download from youtube and post here so we can have a laugh and sometimes spark some lore discussion kek
Why is Cersei/Taena more wholesome than Rhaenyra/Mysaria?>Cersei had never realized there were so many dwarfs. “Is the whole world overrun with these twisted little monsters?” she complained, whilst the last of the informers was being ushered out.>“How many of them can there be?”>“Fewer than there were,” said Lady Merryweather. “May I have the honor of accompanying Your Grace to court?”>“If you can bear the tedium,” said Cersei. “Robert was a fool about most things, but he was right in one regard. It is wearisome work to rule a kingdom.”>“It saddens me to see Your Grace so careworn. I say, run off and play and leave the King’s Hand to hear these tiresome petitions. We could dress as serving girls and spend the day amongst the smallfolk, to hear what they are saying of the fall of Dragonstone. I know the inn where the Blue Bard plays when he is not singing attendance on the little queen, and a certain cellar where a conjurer turns lead into gold, water into wine, and girls into boys. Perhaps he would work his spells on the two of us. Would it amuse Your Grace to be a man one night?”>If I were a man I would be Jaime, the queen thought. If I were a man I could rule this realm in my own name in place of Tommen’s. “Only if you remained a woman,” she said, knowing that was what Taena wanted to hear. “You are a wicked thing to tempt me so, but what sort of queen would I be if I put my realm in the trembling hands of Harys Swyft?”>Taena pouted. “Your Grace is too diligent.”>“I am,” Cersei allowed, “and by day’s end I shall rue it.” She slipped her arm through Lady Merryweather’s. “Come.”
>>222337619>>222337590Daemon has killed thousands of men, has conquered, has won many battles. Aemond has accomplished nothing and buckles under any bit of pressure.
>>222338065Daemon being a cuckold now undoes all of his achievements
>>222337899>i cant finish the books because im old and that makes me sadwell, bravo george
>>222338085Show isn't canon. Also you can't get cucked by a girl.
>>222338053Why does George write entire books that don't move the story forward?
>>222332129season 1 bran is icsh
>>222338098
>>222338110>implying they don'tWho would deal with all the dastardly dwarfish deceptions in King's Landing if not for Cersei?
I think George is just tired of the grim and serious tone of GoT.Old man just wants to sit back and write more fun adventures of Dunk and Egg, but the world won't let him.
Daemon>Rolls around a battlefield teeming with fanatical warriors killing everybody, rolls into a cave alone and kills even more people, wins, walks off injuriesAemond>fights a handful of plump unarmoured lordlings and old people in a dining hall and gets stabbed in the kidney and almost dies>dragon even leaves him due to the sheer aura lossIt's over. I can't accept that Daemon has to kamikaze to kill this guy.
>>222338151People have been begging for Dunk books for decades yet he refuses to write. The real issue is that George hates writing novels, he really only ever wanted to work in the movie/television business. He fucking took a two year break from A Game of Thrones to make that dogshit pilot for Doorways.
>not one ale with the lads absolutely criminal
>>222337601(then they bum)
>>222338188>People have been begging for Dunk books for decadesI did not know that. I'm surprised he seems to have so much difficulty knocking 'em out though; they're all pretty cursorily and sloppily written. Just about anyone now posting to the thread could write one.
>>222338233Classic Targ moment. Would just add to the kino
I want Harrenhal
>>222338295I SUPPOSE THAT'S OFF THE MENU AS WELL!
>>222338295Why do so many people want that pile of shit. Most of the value of a castle comes from how many peasants and lords it collects tithes and taxes and such from, not the actual castle itself, and judging by how decrepit the place is, they aren't pulling much income.
>>222338295if you love it so much why don't you marry it then
>>222337943Here's hoping. Honestly though, Jawge could very easily be moved to include a sacking of Oldtown by a notion that it'll make Euron a character to be treated seriously instead of an eyeroll-inducing edgelord nonce.
>>222334566Anon, it was always stupid. The entire setting is nonsensical, no matter if books or show, and the only one who points it out is Daemon.They have fucking dragons, flying nuclear weapons. Why exactly do they all stick in Westeros.>Be dragon lord.>Have no chance of inheriting the throne.>Go found your own kingdom OR conquer a different one OR hire yourself out as a protector and be fabulously wealthy without having to rule.If the setting had a lick of sense they would be spread around the world.
>>222338399The targs have weakling minstrel genes from Aenys and don't have the guts do do what needs to be done (except Dany in the end).
>>222338325I SHABBOS SO
>>222338470This post makes me feel so unsafe it's like I'm in Burger King.
>>222338399The faceless men will finish the job if the incestuous blood sorcerers leave their containment continent.
>>222338482The Faceless Men can't assassinate a random Hightower.
>>222338487a faceless dropout student killed the night king!
large scale essosi genocide and valyrian empire 2.0
THE TIDES
House Bolton is a ridiculous concept
>>222338188>>222338250All you need to do is check how many series GRRM has EVER finished.Zero. None. No matter if sci-fi, fantasy, or anything else. And the endings to many of his stories are infamously disappointing.
>>222338586Would be a shame if someone sabotaged the nuclear power plant underneath the fourteen flames... Oops, we already did :) Stay in your inbred Westland continent, dragonfucker.t. faceless men
>>222336435Good chance their dynasty would have ended if maegor decided to 1v3 jaehaerys instead of ((killing himself)).
Hahahaha all the negroes in this show are so meek and polite. The showrunners are obviously desperate to not show them as the violent chimps they are in real life
>>222336447>If Daeron had a dragon the Dorniggers wouldn't have dared to ambush him
>>222334089>The city is yours, Princess. But you will not hold it long. The rats play when the cat is gone, but my son Aemond will return with fire and blood.
>>222338713Image the trains they ran on Rhaenys...
>>222338715tfw no bastard blood shed at war alicent
Season 1 was so kino manWhat could have been...
>>222338726>imagine the trains they ran on [dead corpse]I mean, I shouldn't be surprised, they are d*rnish after all.>>222338701Vaemond wasn't. Vaemond was based, too based in fact, so Daemon killed him.
>>222338713>GLA soundtrack starts playing
>>222338715>The city is yours, Aemond. But you will not hold it long. The rats play when the cat is gone, but my bestie Rhaerhae will return with fire and blood.
>>222338715You forget yourself, Mother. The rats are under mine protection now.
>>222337225Here ya go
What will aegon do next?Whatever the FRICK he wants!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agO_QuLs3Vo
>>222338354>Most of the value of a castle comes from how many peasants and lords it collects tithes and taxes and such fromThe Title of lord of Harrenhal comes with vassals and lots of rich land.
He comes....
>>222337754How did he end up in the mountains anyway?Was he so ugly they kicked him outta dragonpits?
>>222338778Seems bullshit, tyland is safe and sound with aegon
>>222336724>Aemond accidentally killed his nephewAemond burns an entire city for no reason and also goes on a rampage across the Riverlands, burning indiscriminately.Agreed on Aegon, the ratcatchers are small fry in comparison to everyone else.
>>222338798>tranny abominations front and centerAll Helaenaphiles, most like
>>222336603He didn't burn Rhaeyna. He specifically had Sunfyre eat her alive.Which of course the show will change because it's too cool.
>>222338803STOP POSTING THIS FOR GODS SAKETHE SEASONS ALMOST OVER AND WE WILL BE FREE OF YOU FOR 2 YEARSYOU FUCKYOU GOD DAMNED PIECE OF SHIT
>>222338798>they repalced bessie with a trannyits over isnt it
>>222338809Who's to say. Maybe it's from an early script or part of some of the fake leaks that were floating around at some point.
>>222338726She most likely enjoyed it.
>>222338798Literally only like 3 out of 40 were cheeringHe chose the wrong time to post that meta shit
Home
Baratheon women look like this?!
I liked the theory that Roxton's guys were going to disguise as the Velaryon soldiers, entering KL to (((support))) in place of the goldcloaks. Even better if they had Roxton go to KL himself. Instead, they were just teleporting Corlys away
>>222338933>knitting at the bar
3 days before the legend Ormund put the bitch to her knees
>>222339030He's gonna get Roddied
>>222339030its over for the savage queen
>>222338809Mayhaps he falls off Sunfyre on the way to Dragonstone.
>>222338833
what is Mysaria accent?French Polynesian?
we shall not surrender to the false queen!
>>222339125>When the Bracken Bull keeps rutting Inside your wife
>>222339030she will like itand Daemon will be watching
>>222339135Undetermined
>>222338815>Aemond burns an entire city for no reasonWhat city is this? Keep in mind, there are five cities in Westeros.
>>222339143
>>222336080>on the hallesl af.in the hall
Daemon Targaryen self insert fanfiction except you just fuck Rhea all day
>>222336410BROTHEL QUEEN
>>222334510putting their penis inside their mothers vagina if you're picking up what i'm putting down
>>222338778>aided by alyn and helaenaaegonbros...they blacked his wife lol
You guys did reset your palete with some Kot7K, right?You can't keep watching shit b2b, you'll end up thinking it's good
>>222339135she lived in Somerset, England, mix of Jap with that probably.
>>222339228>helaena blacked>phia blackedits not good
>>222339135generic non-white
My parents
>>222339203in english doc
>>222339293Mommy asmr
>>222334648how is he so youthful
Who the fuck is wanking the Reach
What if we get a threesome with alicent, rhaenyra, and mysaria that takes up 1/4 of the finale
Imagine if Incest gave you magical powers instead of deformities
yeah
NYYYYYYYYRAAAAAAA
Sooooo....Will they have fat cunt (but not fat) queen whacked this season or next one?
Why are all of GRRM's gay characters so weird?
>>222338482This. The Targs now they've been banished to a reservation basically
>>222339373Great idea, Sara
>>222339135>what is Mysaria accent?>Ok, Sonoya. For this role we need to to do the worst possible stereotype of an asian woman accent. Really ham it up. Completely incomprehensible. When you think it's too much, double it.
>>222338766>>222338715kek
>>222335462Genuinely was anything in GoT as bad as what they've done with Alicent?
>>222339253Cuckbros…
>>222339385they look fine, maybe a bit inbred but look at monke, daemon or aemond, they are weird too
You talkin' money, need a hearing aidYou talkin' 'bout me, I don't see the shadeSwitch up my style, I take any laneI switch up my cup, I kill any pain
>meanwhile in uncle daemon's rape dungeon
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222339577It's more likely than you'd think
my king
>>222339603Why is everyone sleeping all the damn time on these sets
How popular is HotD show in Asia like Japan, China and Korea ?
>>222339553>
>>222336410shes literally hugely autistic nigga, its the main trait of her character you cant expect her to be reasonable
>>222339673I remember him and Fabian, i imagine is exhausting film on location with armor on.
>>222339495The mom is not related so some inbreeding has been undone. The oldest daughter does still look like a trve Habsburg though.
>>222339760I've seen Simon Strong sleeping on set too
>>222339766seed is strong
>>222339772>Simon StrongYeah for him it's natural, prolly it was his nap time.
>>222339701>NO MOM, IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE!>Dad, you said you were cool with it.
>>222339772>>222339792
i really hope they combine tumble1+2utter fucking meltdown mode.
>>222339701you tell them kween!
>>222338808>How did he end up in the mountains anyway?>Was he so ugly they kicked him outta dragonpits?He didn't want to wage for the Targs.
>>222339871>How do we save budget for more pointless dragon scenes?>Let's combine every battle in the Reach campaign into one
>>222337754>a mix of black and white just like his riderBravo
>>222339901He killed that strong boy, he did the Targaryan lineage a big favor
>>222337847>loseslol
>The Targs don't want you to know, but the sheep in the Vale are free. You can just take them. I myself eat 456 sheep every month. The domestic dragons are such losers to be desu. They choose to sit in their little cuck cave dungeons and get paid with sheep. Every now and then the Targaryens pull them out as taxis or to order them to kill each other.
>>222338803No, no, no!
>>222339965How are the men of the Vale supposed to get off if Sheepstealer is stealing all their girls?
>>222334089Be honest, are actually going to watch next season after this relentless garbage?It's so bad it made GRRM want to kill himself.
>>222340092Can't be worse than Season 8.
>>222340092Of course. It's much more fun to shitpost about bad shows
>>222340092At this point I really want to see how much of the original Rhaenyra death scene are they willing to portray.
>>222340092Yes, luv me some source material raping slop
>>222340110Idk. This season is so lame, I barely care to shitpost about it.
>>222340092GRRM doesn't endI think it includes ending his life too so he will just write a post on how he would've wanted the series to stick to his books more and return to not writing anything which is a fucking shameI think he could have already released several parts of book 6 (which is probably too big to be a single book) but instead he either doesn't do anything or keeps rewriting them because of how aD&D fucked over the series
>>222340092i havent watched past ep3 of this season
Alyn x baela x addam x helaena foursome
>>222340153Instead he keeps greenlighting spinoffs that spoil stuff he could have revealed in his own material?
>>222340242imagine giving out info that people wanted for 20+ years in some shitty play that 99% of the people cant watch. fuck george
>>222340119Rhaenyra gets eaten by an eastern dragon if you catch my drift.
I'm gonna feel sick>Female captain scene uh okay, kinda shit actor>Look up the character ASOIAF>Genderswapped>The actor is a troon>They're behind "philosophytube" on YouTubeIt's several layers of disgusting, politics, nepotism, wokeism, whatever you wanna call it. It's just so blatant.
>>222340242Tbqh I have not a fucking clue whyMoney doesn't stink, but he is already obscenely rich (relatively) and doesn't have any children who would benefit from inheritanceNor does he seem to actually care about his legacy as a writer because his magnum opus is unfinished and is most known for shoddy adaptations that shit on source materialEven Bakker, depressed schizoid that he is, has finished his series
>>222340305Almost enough to make me wish for AI to become good enough to write and hallucinate my shows
>>222340309His true love (besides food) is attending conventions and Hollywood parties. The only way he can keep getting invited is by staying in public eye and it's easier to do it as the co-creator of another ASOIAF spinoff that he can disown as soon as the actual writers grow a huge ego or run out of source material rather than by releasing more fucking books
>>222335499Let's not forget she goaded Aegon into riding into battle as well.
>>222340453>>222335499
These runes mean nothing btwHouse Royce is the laziest sigil ever. copypasted Futhark meaning nothing
>team black still crying about dyana>people started spamming “i will light a candle for her” in response Kek
>>222340539If you look at the scribbles anglosaxon smiths made in 5th century using "roman" letters you will see the same thing
>>222339766Inbreeding is basically undone in two generations and i doubt they've been keeping at it recently.
>>222340242anon, he is never writing the books, nothing is being spoiled
>>222340568That is defendable These are well made elder Futhark that's clearly taken directly from Wikipedia articles "Runes"They just copypasted it lmao
>>222340639Summer 2020 release date. George wouldn't lie to us.
>>222340628>centuries of work ruined in two generationsgrim
>>222340212>Dornish hands typed this
>>222340695why would he even say these things? he must know that its just oil to the fire for fans. maybe he actually believed that he would finish the book? wtf are you doing george...
>>222340743He did think he could finish it, but much more important issues suddenly surfaced.
>>222340743It's nothing new, he had promised ADWD was going to be released in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010.
>>222340728It was in the leak...
>>222340759
some anon please just break into this fatfuck house and yoink his hard drive
>>222340092He's wanted to kill himself since season 1, he's spent the last 4 years writing his suicide note.
>>222341140>hard driveWhat else will we find on there?
>>222341189lots of shae porn and salad dressing recipes
>>222341561>>222341561>>222341561