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It's Ottover edition
Previous >>222329037
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wtf is Drone doing right now?
how long is the Stormlands fighting this Vulture King?
Where the fuck is the Iron Islands?
Westerlands?
Tyrells??
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maybe show daeron has autism too like helaena
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Why did the Weirwood bed make Aemond hallucinate fucking his mother while he was fucking Alys?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>The Seven Kingdoms once again send in forces and drive out the Triarchy, but fighting resumes six years later, with Corlys being lured into an ambush and injured to be sent home. However, his Velaryon forces prevail again, and this time set up a garrison on the islands, with Corlys later proclaiming to Rhaenyra Targaryen that the islands are now hers to command as queen.[6]

You have entire island archipelago. You can steal as much gold and resources as possible to pay for the situation you are in. Did the writers forget this?
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>>222334105
Dorne is indipendent at this point, the iron islands in the book declare for the blacks only because Dalton Greyjoy (the red kraken) wants to rape and pillage and rape lannisters, the tyrells are ruled by a toddler so the hightowers basically lead the reach, and borros baratheon doesn't want to do shit until the dragons are gone, he's fierce in melee but he's not into getting napalmed, so he prefers to fight the dornish right now
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>>222334154
Targ boys all want the same thing
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>>222334089
FOOLISHNESS, AEGON
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>>222334154
Why didn't he confront Alys for raping him?
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>carries the season
he's going to die a humiliating death because 'greens = bad' isn't he
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>>222334123
Refer to >>222334189
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>>222334139
I am your shitposter, your grace.
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>>222334215
there are two kinds of greens
>greens who oppose rhaerhae = cartoonishly evil rapists
>greens who dont want to fight against rhaerhae = poor victims of the other evil greens
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Ormund's last trick will be dressing the commoners as Hightower soldiers to fuck with the blacks.
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If nobody can beat Dorne why aren't they the rulers of westerors?
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>>222334139
>Oh the mods fucking geld me, beyond your ab- a NSFW post is beyond your abilities, my friend!
>Begone, tranny janny, fuck off with you.
>Cunt. It's fine, your post is fine, he's a terrible janny.
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>Yes... sniff ze pussy, Your Grace... like zis
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>>222334351
>if the soviet union couldn't invade afghanistan why didn't the talibans conquer russia?
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>>222334351
They can only respawn in dorne and they can only eat the dornish sand
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>>222334380
>PREVIOUSLY ON: HOUSE OF THE DRAGON-
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>>222334380
BITCH QUEEN OF BOTTOMS
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>>222334213
What?
She didn't rape him, she start hallucinating in the middle of sex with her.
I thought it was clear, especially after watch everything that happened to Daemon on season 2.
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>>222334154
What this season lacks in content, it makes up for in shock value.
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>>222334413
>she start
*he start

Oops.
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>>222334351
They only have homecourt advantage. That's it.
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Why don't the dragons just fuck off, are they stupid?
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I'm not sad the season is ending. I am sad that /got/ will go back to hibernation until Dunk 2; I like hanging out in this place.
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>>222334154
>Why

The Weirwood knows what Targaryen boys want.
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>>222334335
So the end of The Dark Knight?
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Can we PLEASE get more Mysaria scenes? They're soooo good.
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imagine the carpet munching
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>>222334464
this is why we need a roberts rebellion show
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>>222334472
Agreed.
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>>222334467
I still don't understand what they want
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>>222334139
Do you think his era of Targs hate Rhaenyra etc
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>>222334510
Think about both Daemon and Aemond sex dreams on the Weirwood bed, what do they have in common?
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>>222334215
>>carries the season

Yes.
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gods this show is getting stupid.
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>>222334494
Or Aegons Conquest. Or maybe something without Targs being the focus.
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>>222334494
>this is why we need a roberts rebellion show
We are gonna get a Regency show about Aegon III after this.
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>>222334569
I don't understand why you jeets love this guy so much.
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>>222334494
>ned homolusting over robert
no thanks
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>reachwank
>aryawank
>JONWANK
Ah dun wan et.
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>>222334544
Probably a lot of frustration about the dying of the dragpns
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GOD SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT MOMMY ALICENT I WORSHIP YOU
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>>222334544
I think they're too busy hating Blackfyres and that fucking shit Aegon IV to even think about Rhaenyra.
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>>222334666
how could anyone love such an ugly monster
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>>222334544
Not hate, but her rule isn't recognized as legitimate
Both sides are blamed but Aegon's claim is the one that is ultimately recognized, even if the greens are not remembered fondly either
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>>222334666
>>222334686
WE NEED A KISS SCENE AT LEAST
THE SHOW IS ALREADY FAN FICTION TO THE MAX AT LEAST MAKE MY DICK HAPPY YOU HACKS
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Just rewatched the Ironrod scene from episode 2
Kek, it was so fucking stupid
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Why does everyone in ASOIAF eat with juice dribbling down their chin. Were they all raised in the wild or some shit?
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>M-Mysaria am I good enough? Will the gods finally favor me?
>Awf cou-
>Sorry to interrupt, your grace, but we just wanted to let you know that we just received news Aegon is confirmed to be alive. Oh and his dragon that we confirmed to been dead for a month has miraculously come back to life, almost if resurrected by the gods themselves. Oh, and Tyland is with him which means he has a huge treasury now and could probably just buy his own army. Pretty crazy, innit?
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Next episode will be kino for sure.
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Sex with Daeron before he dies next episode.
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>>222335178
>Mysaria rubs her pussy on Rhaenyra's face
>"Zoo not worry, my grace"
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>gwayne will be captured by daemon
gwaynebros its rape time...
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>>222334089
Why does Daemon think Rhaenyra would kill not-nettles if she learned about her riding sheepstealer?

In fact why does Rhaenyra think sheepstealer is responsible for her sons death at all?
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BEHOLD ME NOW!

Alys the Magnanimous,
Queen of Harenhal,
Lady of the water,
And primary caregiver of King Aemond, Dragon Lord!
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>>222335240
>Daeron the Did Nothing
Wow... already defeated, and people were acting like Ormund would be some huge player into next season, now he's probably got less screen time and less importance than one of Walder Frey's sons in the original show.
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>leave the usurpers aegon, aemond and daeron to me!
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who could have foreseen that sending one (1) person to harrenhal to kill aemond wouldn't work
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>>222335481
It actually worked.
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>>222335462
>responsible for distracting criston cole with sex during the rat catchers sawing off childrens heads

IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB
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>>222335481
If it wasn't for Alys being a witch and apothecary Armond would've died of poison.
ALICENT IS THE BEST ASSASSIN IN WESTEROS CONFIRMED
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>>222335540
the hell is this scene from?
was it at the end of x6?
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>>222335540
That bulldyke won't rest until she's snuffed out all her offspring.
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>>222334632
He's just a cool fella
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>>222335481
>who could have foreseen that sending one (1) person to harrenhal to kill aemond wouldn't work
and rhaenyra just has to go by the word of Alicent and there is no way to check cause the one person she sent with her is dead

who wrote this shit?
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>>222335597
It's for the good of the realm
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>>222335582
Yes, check webum related.

>>222335603
I think the scene was showing that Rhaenyra is spiraling.
Since she was cut by the throne she lost the plot, her outburst with Helaena asking if she saw a sign of the gods that she's the rightful ruler and refusing to hear new petitions from the smallfolk (Mysaria tells the Sylvi on the throne scene) shows that she's losing control even from her own ideas.
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>>222335371
Well, not that there’s any discernible battle strategy or tactics on display beyond “dragon go brrrrr,” but Sheepy did show up and attack both sides indiscriminately, forcing them to divide their attention between him and the enemy fleet.
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>>222335708
oh thx
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>>222335462
she killed millions...
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>>222335481
She should've hired another Baratheon hit squad
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>>222335764
To save trillions
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>lets send old people to die in a war because we cant feed them
fookin savages
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3 more days until THE FINALE
3 more days until FREEEEEDOM
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>>222334789
That's genuinely how Grrm eats. He doesn't know any better and thinks its normal.
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I can't wait for the next episode, bros. There will be so much rape. So excited for it.
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>>222334380
A new queen has risen
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>>222334544
Just imagine you spending your whole life telling yourself you could’ve had fucking dragons if your family didn't chimp out a few generations back.
No wonder Aerion drank wildfire
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>>222335405
This chick is the personification of Harrenhall.
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How can they condense so much into 1 hour it better be extra long. Hell I'd consider it a miracle to make it 2 hours.
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>Only place in the North that isn't a backward shithole belongs to the only family from the South that practices the Faith of the Seven.
What did Georges mean by this?
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>>222335481
Didn't he get owned by a boy with a butter knife?
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>>222335985
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Why are northerners so gay in house of the dragon while the reachmen are all gigachads and it’s the opposite in the main show
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>>222336093
Greatest trick GoT did was make you think northerners were notable.
Starks? Surrendered without a fight to Targs, total cowards.
Then there is the crannogment who don't even respect 1v1s. Cole and Dayne cut down by cowardly northerners.
Rest of northerners are actually retarded or evil like ironborn tier outside these lads >>222336049
If the 7 kingdoms was all northerner kingdoms it would be a third world shithole
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>>222336079
that was a strong boy
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>>222334139
>He always meant for me to be a shitposter one day… as he was.
>When he about to get banned, he called for his laptop and replied "kek, based!" to my meme. Charged me to be a good shitposter.
>To BTFO the jeets and the redditors. Flood the board with all my offtopic spam. And I swore that I would.
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Would a pint at the pub with 20 good lads kept RaeRae in power?
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>>222336021
Dreamy, Spooky, Old, Wet.
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>>222336093
Basically, D&D saw knights with flowers on their emblems and thought, "That's gay!" so they kept that vibe throughout the show even though it’s the most powerful kingdom, with some of the most knights.
Tbf Loras didn't help with that, if they showed Garlan 1v3ing people they might have changed their position.
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post cat
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Aemond literally says he is going to check out of the war and just chill at Harrenhal not bothering anyone and Alicent just tries to kill him anyway loll
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>>222336338
Ryan Condal is a hack/fraud.
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>>222336338
she had to kill her son, or at least try. any decent mother would do the same
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>>222334544
All future Targs hate Rhaenyra and Aegon II/III for killing off all the dragons.
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>>222335997
>we could have had fucking dra-
>wait a second, that means the Blackfyres would have access to dragons
Nah, man.
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Haelana is an annoying cunt

>your family is at war
>your son was murdered by the enemy
>your entire family is being maimed and killed
>you own a flying nuke
>”noo I don’t want to fight because uhh—-umm….,. I like chickens and rainbows and stuff”

Selfish bitch
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>>222336396
Even with the dragons, their dynasty wouldn't have lasted much longer.
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>>222336402
If Daeron had a dragon the Dorniggers wouldn't have dared to ambush him and fat Aegon wouldn't have been anywhere near the line of succession
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Alicent has done more for Rhaenyra this season than everyone else on black combined.
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>>222336435
Sure but Targ retards don't understand that
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>>222336410
she's built for rape
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>>222336410
same with daeron. alicent's blood is tainted.
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I feel like I’m going insane because I keep asking and getting no answer

What.The.Fuck.Is.Alocents.Reason.To.Kill.Her.Family

She started the war
She could have left with Haelana to start a farm anytime she wanted
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>>222336447
George.. George would have found a way.
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>>222336512
She wantst Rhaenyra's ancient fat puss.
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>>222336512
she hates men. moids must die
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>>222336512
>What.The.Fuck.Is.Alocents.Reason.To.Kill.Her.Family

Stop asking logical questions and go back to eating the popcorn.

>tfw Otto's last scene was him talking with Alicent about how their plan for peace and bringing the Dance will succeed
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Was Otto retarded?
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>>222336566
He trusted a woman. Common mistake.
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>tfw they will have to cut so much for season 4 because we have had so much fucking Rhaenyra / Alicent / Mysaria scenes
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dracarys sunfyre
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>>222336512
She's an evil, stupid bitch who hates her children and is very poorly written. That's the best answer you'll get because there is no good answer.
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>>222336601
>We lost honeywine and Bitterbridge to sniff ze pussee
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Why did Rhaenyra throw the skull into the fire instead of sending it back to the Vale to find out who died so their family could properly bury them?
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>>222336601
Soon
>Ser Garth the Harelip surrendered the Red Keep to Ser Perkin the Flea and his gutter knights, and Mysaria attempted to flee, but was taken. Perkin informed Mysaria that if she could travel naked through the city to the Gate of the Gods while being whipped, she would be allowed to live. Mysaria only made it halfway, dying on the city's cobblestones.
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>Alfred Broome?
>Lorent Marbrand?
>Harrold Westerling?
SS Abandoned Plotlines
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>>222336079
And stabbed through plate armor no less.
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>>222336512
Because they are evil monsters!!! (Aemond accidentally killed his nephew and Aegon drinks and is sad and was never taught consent)
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THE RATCATCHERS
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>>222336510
At least Daeron is making use of his dragon like at Honeyholt
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>>222336049
reference to pic related
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kinda amazing Alys Rivers and Aemond are able to maintain the largest castle in all of Westeros, without any help what so ever. Pretty sure when he was in Harrenhale, he had entire army with him.
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>>222336512
>You see, more than anything Alicent just wants to figure it all out and start happy lesbian relationship with Rhae Rhae, but her stupid family won’t let her
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>>222336839
Well you forget she's magic bro
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>rhenyra.... mye puziee iz cheezieee.... rheneeyeera...
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>>222336839
I wouldn't really say they'll maintaining it. Bounty hunters seem to be walking in no problem for Aemond to gank.
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>>222336410
shes a traitor, theres no way around it.
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>>222336512
her reason is that she got removed from the small council, everything else is just cope. when she lost her power she instantly turned on her family and side.
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They wasted so much time that I don't even know what will happen in the next episode. They have to have A battle in Tumbleton but it'll be heavily abridged.
>Ulf and Addam kill each other (+drags)
>winter wolves raid and kill Hugh's jeeta wife which is supposed to be shocking, he gets angry and flips
realistically, this season could've ended with Rhaenyra fleeing KL, Daemon vs Aemond and Tumbleton 1 but they need the mains to stay alive so we're getting really emotional slow deaths of even unnamed characters like that viking woman that is with the winter wolves, who is she supposed to be anyway? A wildling?
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OUR FUARKING HEROES... and Larys
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but seriously why would rhaerhae sniff someone's pussy and ask it if shes worthy? she cant be THAT desperate for approval
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>>222337053
they will probably bundle the fights and just cut hugh's nazi arc and have him killed in the fight. we only have 8 eps to go and about 16 mysaria + rhaenyra scenes that need to fit.
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>>222337072
Larys is a 300 IQ genius 4D chessmaster, what was his plan with Aegon this season?
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>>222334089
Any leaks from finale?
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>>222334154
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE COVERED UP WHILE THEYRE FUCKING AND ONLY HE'S NAKED!? WHY CANT THEY SHOW US HER TITS!?
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>>222337225
mysaria and rhaenyra flee to essos
random peasant woman kills ormund
alys kills daemond after he survives the gods eye
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This is the worst show ever made. Nothing makes any sense and all the characters are retarded
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>>222337386
STOP RAPING SER
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>>222337356
nah, alicent and rhaenyra kill aemond, then they elope to essos with mysaria and become wine lesbians
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>>222337356
aemond recovers and goes for a walk around the caste, suddenly alicent appears from behind a tree and stabs him. the episode ends with aemond stumbling back to alys and shes like "fuck my life, not again". battle of tumbleton happens off-screen
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>>222334374
Kek
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Aegon/Aemond reunion ?
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>>222337499
i fear they are going to do a shittier version of the aegon-sunfyre scene. the freys come to take harrenhal and aemond thinks hes done for, then suddenly vhagar appears and saves him.
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Is/was there an Aemond Frey?
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Aemond is way cooler than Daemon.
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aemond full of regret for what he has done and not knowing what to say to his brother who he suspects is still angry but aegon instead shocking him with a hug and thanking aemond for setting him on the path to become the man he was always meant to be. kino reunion.
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>>222337590
Aemond is a fucking LARPer lmfao
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>ser gregor would be team green
>the joff would be team green
>cersei would be team green
>roose would pretend to be team black then he would backstab cringe stark and defect to team green
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>>222337590
aemond is moderately interesting, not very interesting or uninteresting. just moderately interesting. Daemon stocks are in the toilet currently, not hard to be cooler than him atm. Hopefully we pump soon daemonbros diamond hands.
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>>222337613
based and TRUE
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Someone should resurrect Viserys with blood magic. My wise old king would know how to fix all of this.
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>>222337660
>viserys sees his lego city destroyed
>goes into a depression
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>>222337660
He would basically be just as ineffectual as Rhaenyra
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>battle above the god's eye will be Aemond vs Aegon, with Alicent present
>Daemon vs Mysaria will be the major drama anchor for the final season, both tearing Rhaenyra apart
>instead of getting eaten by a dragon, Rhaenyra and Alicent have a shakespearean romantic suicide as the final scene, no hour of the wolf
>Daeron and Ormund will survive for much longer as plot devices to kill all of the dragons and sidecast. Daeron's actor will be a big deal due to Zelda, so they are going to capitalise on his fame
Sorry you had to find out this way
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>Women are incapable of doing anything but simple homework and raising children and even then they need oversight: letting them into the charge of kingdom would be disaster for Westeros
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>ugly
>retarded
>just wants to chill and neet
Wow he's literally me
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>>222337732
>>instead of getting eaten by a dragon, Rhaenyra and Alicent have a shakespearean romantic suicide as the final scene

As long as i get my kiss i would be okay with it, the show is already completely off its rails.
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>Hightower SLOP
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>>222337780
Buy an ad, faggot
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>>222337798
I will never stop posting, and now that you showed your seething you just make my dick harder, faggot.
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>>222337780
I love AI, its just too bad it requires taking all our water and RAM
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>>222337780
>not so fast gaytowers
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>>222337780
I love to eat food and breathe like a regular man. I enjoy wearing clothes.
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>>222337847
>FAGron the boy diddler
What does he have to do with CHADtowers?
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>>222337847
Man, don't remind me of what could've been.
Damn you George couldn't you have finished these before get chronicle depressed.
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>>222337879
hes going to sack oldtown very soon
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>>222337899
>1023x582

Sorry i am a faggot retard.
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>>222337904
>he's going to sack Oldtown
Hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah sure, that ironborn boy diddler will get what he deserves
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>>222337732
I hope Rhaenyra's death is as messy and gorey as possible. I want to be shocked for once. I miss that sensation. When Rob got carried out of the Frey's hall with Grey Wind's head, that shocked me. I want to see Rhaenyra's bottom half bitten off and her on the ground in shock picking listlessly at her own entrails.
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>>222335943
The juicey bits fall and get stuck into his beard, sometimes he suckles on it while waiting for next meal.
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>>222337810
How did you make it? What model do you use?
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>>222337847
>prepare for the lovecraftian apolcalyp-
>NONONO im sorry i didnt mean it please nooooo-ACK
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>>222338022
i didn't i just download from youtube and post here so we can have a laugh and sometimes spark some lore discussion kek
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Why is Cersei/Taena more wholesome than Rhaenyra/Mysaria?

>Cersei had never realized there were so many dwarfs. “Is the whole world overrun with these twisted little monsters?” she complained, whilst the last of the informers was being ushered out.

>“How many of them can there be?”

>“Fewer than there were,” said Lady Merryweather. “May I have the honor of accompanying Your Grace to court?”

>“If you can bear the tedium,” said Cersei. “Robert was a fool about most things, but he was right in one regard. It is wearisome work to rule a kingdom.”

>“It saddens me to see Your Grace so careworn. I say, run off and play and leave the King’s Hand to hear these tiresome petitions. We could dress as serving girls and spend the day amongst the smallfolk, to hear what they are saying of the fall of Dragonstone. I know the inn where the Blue Bard plays when he is not singing attendance on the little queen, and a certain cellar where a conjurer turns lead into gold, water into wine, and girls into boys. Perhaps he would work his spells on the two of us. Would it amuse Your Grace to be a man one night?”

>If I were a man I would be Jaime, the queen thought. If I were a man I could rule this realm in my own name in place of Tommen’s. “Only if you remained a woman,” she said, knowing that was what Taena wanted to hear. “You are a wicked thing to tempt me so, but what sort of queen would I be if I put my realm in the trembling hands of Harys Swyft?”

>Taena pouted. “Your Grace is too diligent.”

>“I am,” Cersei allowed, “and by day’s end I shall rue it.” She slipped her arm through Lady Merryweather’s. “Come.”
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>>222337619
>>222337590
Daemon has killed thousands of men, has conquered, has won many battles. Aemond has accomplished nothing and buckles under any bit of pressure.
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>>222338065
Daemon being a cuckold now undoes all of his achievements
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>>222337899
>i cant finish the books because im old and that makes me sad
well, bravo george
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>>222338085
Show isn't canon. Also you can't get cucked by a girl.
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>>222338053
Why does George write entire books that don't move the story forward?
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>>222332129
season 1 bran is icsh
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>>222338098
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>>222338110
>implying they don't
Who would deal with all the dastardly dwarfish deceptions in King's Landing if not for Cersei?
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I think George is just tired of the grim and serious tone of GoT.
Old man just wants to sit back and write more fun adventures of Dunk and Egg, but the world won't let him.
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Daemon
>Rolls around a battlefield teeming with fanatical warriors killing everybody, rolls into a cave alone and kills even more people, wins, walks off injuries

Aemond
>fights a handful of plump unarmoured lordlings and old people in a dining hall and gets stabbed in the kidney and almost dies
>dragon even leaves him due to the sheer aura loss
It's over. I can't accept that Daemon has to kamikaze to kill this guy.
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>>222338151
People have been begging for Dunk books for decades yet he refuses to write. The real issue is that George hates writing novels, he really only ever wanted to work in the movie/television business. He fucking took a two year break from A Game of Thrones to make that dogshit pilot for Doorways.
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>not one ale with the lads
absolutely criminal
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>>222337601
(then they bum)
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>>222338188
>People have been begging for Dunk books for decades
I did not know that. I'm surprised he seems to have so much difficulty knocking 'em out though; they're all pretty cursorily and sloppily written. Just about anyone now posting to the thread could write one.
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>>222338233
Classic Targ moment. Would just add to the kino
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I want Harrenhal
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>>222338295
I SUPPOSE THAT'S OFF THE MENU AS WELL!
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>>222338295
Why do so many people want that pile of shit. Most of the value of a castle comes from how many peasants and lords it collects tithes and taxes and such from, not the actual castle itself, and judging by how decrepit the place is, they aren't pulling much income.
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>>222338295
if you love it so much why don't you marry it then
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>>222337943
Here's hoping. Honestly though, Jawge could very easily be moved to include a sacking of Oldtown by a notion that it'll make Euron a character to be treated seriously instead of an eyeroll-inducing edgelord nonce.
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>>222334566
Anon, it was always stupid. The entire setting is nonsensical, no matter if books or show, and the only one who points it out is Daemon.

They have fucking dragons, flying nuclear weapons. Why exactly do they all stick in Westeros.

>Be dragon lord.
>Have no chance of inheriting the throne.
>Go found your own kingdom OR conquer a different one OR hire yourself out as a protector and be fabulously wealthy without having to rule.

If the setting had a lick of sense they would be spread around the world.
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>>222338399
The targs have weakling minstrel genes from Aenys and don't have the guts do do what needs to be done (except Dany in the end).
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>>222338325
I SHABBOS SO
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>>222338470
This post makes me feel so unsafe it's like I'm in Burger King.
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>>222338399
The faceless men will finish the job if the incestuous blood sorcerers leave their containment continent.
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>>222338482
The Faceless Men can't assassinate a random Hightower.
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>>222338487
a faceless dropout student killed the night king!
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large scale essosi genocide and valyrian empire 2.0
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THE TIDES
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House Bolton is a ridiculous concept
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>>222338188
>>222338250
All you need to do is check how many series GRRM has EVER finished.

Zero. None. No matter if sci-fi, fantasy, or anything else. And the endings to many of his stories are infamously disappointing.
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>>222338586
Would be a shame if someone sabotaged the nuclear power plant underneath the fourteen flames... Oops, we already did :) Stay in your inbred Westland continent, dragonfucker.
t. faceless men
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>>222336435
Good chance their dynasty would have ended if maegor decided to 1v3 jaehaerys instead of ((killing himself)).
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Hahahaha all the negroes in this show are so meek and polite. The showrunners are obviously desperate to not show them as the violent chimps they are in real life
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>>222336447
>If Daeron had a dragon the Dorniggers wouldn't have dared to ambush him
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>>222334089
>The city is yours, Princess. But you will not hold it long. The rats play when the cat is gone, but my son Aemond will return with fire and blood.
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>>222338713
Image the trains they ran on Rhaenys...
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>>222338715
tfw no bastard blood shed at war alicent
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Season 1 was so kino man
What could have been...
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>>222338726
>imagine the trains they ran on [dead corpse]
I mean, I shouldn't be surprised, they are d*rnish after all.
>>222338701
Vaemond wasn't. Vaemond was based, too based in fact, so Daemon killed him.
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>>222338713
>GLA soundtrack starts playing
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>>222338715
>The city is yours, Aemond. But you will not hold it long. The rats play when the cat is gone, but my bestie Rhaerhae will return with fire and blood.
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>>222338715
You forget yourself, Mother. The rats are under mine protection now.
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>>222337225
Here ya go
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What will aegon do next?
Whatever the FRICK he wants!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agO_QuLs3Vo
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>>222338354
>Most of the value of a castle comes from how many peasants and lords it collects tithes and taxes and such from
The Title of lord of Harrenhal comes with vassals and lots of rich land.
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He comes....
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>>222337754
How did he end up in the mountains anyway?
Was he so ugly they kicked him outta dragonpits?
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>>222338778
Seems bullshit, tyland is safe and sound with aegon
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>>222336724
>Aemond accidentally killed his nephew

Aemond burns an entire city for no reason and also goes on a rampage across the Riverlands, burning indiscriminately.

Agreed on Aegon, the ratcatchers are small fry in comparison to everyone else.
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>>222338798
>tranny abominations front and center
All Helaenaphiles, most like
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>>222336603
He didn't burn Rhaeyna. He specifically had Sunfyre eat her alive.

Which of course the show will change because it's too cool.
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>>222338803
STOP POSTING THIS FOR GODS SAKE
THE SEASONS ALMOST OVER AND WE WILL BE FREE OF YOU FOR 2 YEARS
YOU FUCK
YOU GOD DAMNED PIECE OF SHIT
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>>222338798
>they repalced bessie with a tranny
its over isnt it
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>>222338809
Who's to say. Maybe it's from an early script or part of some of the fake leaks that were floating around at some point.
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>>222338726
She most likely enjoyed it.
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>>222338798
Literally only like 3 out of 40 were cheering
He chose the wrong time to post that meta shit
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Home
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Baratheon women look like this?!
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I liked the theory that Roxton's guys were going to disguise as the Velaryon soldiers, entering KL to (((support))) in place of the goldcloaks. Even better if they had Roxton go to KL himself.

Instead, they were just teleporting Corlys away
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>>222338933
>knitting at the bar
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3 days before the legend Ormund put the bitch to her knees
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>>222339030
He's gonna get Roddied
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>>222339030
its over for the savage queen
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>>222338809
Mayhaps he falls off Sunfyre on the way to Dragonstone.
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>>222338833
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what is Mysaria accent?

French Polynesian?
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we shall not surrender to the false queen!
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>>222339125
>When the Bracken Bull keeps rutting Inside your wife
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>>222339030
she will like it
and Daemon will be watching
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>>222339135
Undetermined
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>>222338815
>Aemond burns an entire city for no reason
What city is this? Keep in mind, there are five cities in Westeros.
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>>222339143
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>>222336080
>on the hall
esl af.
in the hall
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Daemon Targaryen self insert fanfiction except you just fuck Rhea all day
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>>222336410
BROTHEL QUEEN
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>>222334510
putting their penis inside their mothers vagina if you're picking up what i'm putting down
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>>222338778
>aided by alyn and helaena
aegonbros...they blacked his wife lol
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You guys did reset your palete with some Kot7K, right?
You can't keep watching shit b2b, you'll end up thinking it's good
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>>222339135
she lived in Somerset, England, mix of Jap with that probably.
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>>222339228
>helaena blacked
>phia blacked
its not good
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>>222339135
generic non-white
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My parents
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>>222339203
in english doc
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>>222339293
Mommy asmr
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>>222334648
how is he so youthful
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Who the fuck is wanking the Reach
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What if we get a threesome with alicent, rhaenyra, and mysaria that takes up 1/4 of the finale
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Imagine if Incest gave you magical powers instead of deformities
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yeah
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NYYYYYYYYRAAAAAAA
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Sooooo....

Will they have fat cunt (but not fat) queen whacked this season or next one?
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Why are all of GRRM's gay characters so weird?
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>>222338482
This. The Targs now they've been banished to a reservation basically
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>>222339373
Great idea, Sara
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>>222339135
>what is Mysaria accent?

>Ok, Sonoya. For this role we need to to do the worst possible stereotype of an asian woman accent. Really ham it up. Completely incomprehensible. When you think it's too much, double it.
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>>222338766
>>222338715
kek
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>>222335462
Genuinely was anything in GoT as bad as what they've done with Alicent?
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>>222339253
Cuckbros…
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>>222339385
they look fine, maybe a bit inbred but look at monke, daemon or aemond, they are weird too
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You talkin' money, need a hearing aid
You talkin' 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
I switch up my cup, I kill any pain
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>meanwhile in uncle daemon's rape dungeon
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>>222339577
It's more likely than you'd think
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my king
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>>222339603
Why is everyone sleeping all the damn time on these sets
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How popular is HotD show in Asia like Japan, China and Korea ?
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>>222339553
>
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>>222336410
shes literally hugely autistic nigga, its the main trait of her character you cant expect her to be reasonable
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>>222339673
I remember him and Fabian, i imagine is exhausting film on location with armor on.
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>>222339495
The mom is not related so some inbreeding has been undone. The oldest daughter does still look like a trve Habsburg though.
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>>222339760
I've seen Simon Strong sleeping on set too
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>>222339766
seed is strong
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>>222339772
>Simon Strong

Yeah for him it's natural, prolly it was his nap time.
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>>222339701
>NO MOM, IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE!
>Dad, you said you were cool with it.
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>>222339772
>>222339792
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i really hope they combine tumble1+2

utter fucking meltdown mode.
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>>222339701
you tell them kween!
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>>222338808
>How did he end up in the mountains anyway?
>Was he so ugly they kicked him outta dragonpits?
He didn't want to wage for the Targs.
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>>222339871
>How do we save budget for more pointless dragon scenes?
>Let's combine every battle in the Reach campaign into one
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>>222337754
>a mix of black and white just like his rider
Bravo
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>>222339901
He killed that strong boy, he did the Targaryan lineage a big favor
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>>222337847
>loses
lol
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>The Targs don't want you to know, but the sheep in the Vale are free. You can just take them. I myself eat 456 sheep every month.

The domestic dragons are such losers to be desu. They choose to sit in their little cuck cave dungeons and get paid with sheep. Every now and then the Targaryens pull them out as taxis or to order them to kill each other.
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>>222338803
No, no, no!
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>>222339965
How are the men of the Vale supposed to get off if Sheepstealer is stealing all their girls?
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>>222334089
Be honest, are actually going to watch next season after this relentless garbage?
It's so bad it made GRRM want to kill himself.
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>>222340092
Can't be worse than Season 8.
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>>222340092
Of course. It's much more fun to shitpost about bad shows
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>>222340092
At this point I really want to see how much of the original Rhaenyra death scene are they willing to portray.
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>>222340092
Yes, luv me some source material raping slop
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>>222340110
Idk. This season is so lame, I barely care to shitpost about it.
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>>222340092
GRRM doesn't end
I think it includes ending his life too so he will just write a post on how he would've wanted the series to stick to his books more and return to not writing anything which is a fucking shame

I think he could have already released several parts of book 6 (which is probably too big to be a single book) but instead he either doesn't do anything or keeps rewriting them because of how aD&D fucked over the series
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>>222340092
i havent watched past ep3 of this season
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Alyn x baela x addam x helaena foursome
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>>222340153
Instead he keeps greenlighting spinoffs that spoil stuff he could have revealed in his own material?
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>>222340242
imagine giving out info that people wanted for 20+ years in some shitty play that 99% of the people cant watch. fuck george
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>>222340119
Rhaenyra gets eaten by an eastern dragon if you catch my drift.
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I'm gonna feel sick
>Female captain scene uh okay, kinda shit actor
>Look up the character ASOIAF
>Genderswapped
>The actor is a troon
>They're behind "philosophytube" on YouTube

It's several layers of disgusting, politics, nepotism, wokeism, whatever you wanna call it. It's just so blatant.
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>>222340242
Tbqh I have not a fucking clue why

Money doesn't stink, but he is already obscenely rich (relatively) and doesn't have any children who would benefit from inheritance

Nor does he seem to actually care about his legacy as a writer because his magnum opus is unfinished and is most known for shoddy adaptations that shit on source material

Even Bakker, depressed schizoid that he is, has finished his series
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>>222340305
Almost enough to make me wish for AI to become good enough to write and hallucinate my shows
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>>222340309
His true love (besides food) is attending conventions and Hollywood parties. The only way he can keep getting invited is by staying in public eye and it's easier to do it as the co-creator of another ASOIAF spinoff that he can disown as soon as the actual writers grow a huge ego or run out of source material rather than by releasing more fucking books
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>>222335499
Let's not forget she goaded Aegon into riding into battle as well.
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>>222340453
>>222335499
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These runes mean nothing btw

House Royce is the laziest sigil ever. copypasted Futhark meaning nothing
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>team black still crying about dyana
>people started spamming “i will light a candle for her” in response
Kek
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>>222340539
If you look at the scribbles anglosaxon smiths made in 5th century using "roman" letters you will see the same thing
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>>222339766
Inbreeding is basically undone in two generations and i doubt they've been keeping at it recently.
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>>222340242
anon, he is never writing the books, nothing is being spoiled
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>>222340568
That is defendable

These are well made elder Futhark that's clearly taken directly from Wikipedia articles "Runes"

They just copypasted it lmao
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>>222340639
Summer 2020 release date. George wouldn't lie to us.
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>>222340628
>centuries of work ruined in two generations
grim
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>>222340212
>Dornish hands typed this
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>>222340695
why would he even say these things? he must know that its just oil to the fire for fans. maybe he actually believed that he would finish the book? wtf are you doing george...
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>>222340743
He did think he could finish it, but much more important issues suddenly surfaced.
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>>222340743
It's nothing new, he had promised ADWD was going to be released in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010.
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>>222340728
It was in the leak...
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>>222340759
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some anon please just break into this fatfuck house and yoink his hard drive
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>>222340092
He's wanted to kill himself since season 1, he's spent the last 4 years writing his suicide note.
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>>222341140
>hard drive
What else will we find on there?
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>>222341189
lots of shae porn and salad dressing recipes
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>>222341561
>>222341561
>>222341561



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