ITT: kinos you used to laugh at but now relate to
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>>222334271Why was this even controversial? Guy was at home at night relaxing, he's not allowed to get drunk and eat fast food? Are we in Saudi Arabia?
>>222334271>what is the charge!? eating a meal, a succulent floorburger meal?
>>222334422His bitch daughter filmed it and sold the video to TMZ
>>222334422>>222334271The worst thing they had on the Hoff was he got drunk and ate a cheeseburger
>>222334271will smith should take notes because this is a proper bounce backframe mogged that bald roided bitch
>>222334422>Are we in Saudi ArabiaLMAOOOOOOOOO saudi has more freedom than the west now
>>222334587only if you're a rich saudi
>>222334271>eating a messy burger while drunkYeah, I've been there too.
>>222334738That's basically hellGod being drunk sucks. It's like you're trapped inside yourself in this horrible way. And when you get to the point where it's late in the night and you're miserably wolfing down some horrible food. ugh
>>222334872oh yeah, spending all day doomscrolling and watching tiktok videos is so much better.
>>222334961Kind of a stupid non sequitur
>>222334478it’s obviously not that bad but a video surfacing of you seriously druk is not good for publicity for any celebrity. it’s a bit unbecoming and of course all the pearl clutchers will start calling you an alcoholic.
>>222335228bro if someone had video of me or saw texts I sent when I was hammered I would make the Hoff look like a priest for just munching on a burg
>>222334698Is that Ted Mosby?
>>222334872I agree with you, man. I hate drinking myself, but sometimes I can't deal with reality.
>>222334527>Rock : 6'5>Hasselhoff : 6'4Perplexing
>>222334698Funny by the third photo you can already tell what she was later destined to be in life.
>>222335282kekyeah
>>222334872kek no way fag, it's fun as hell.it's 08:30, i intend to be drunk before 10:00, and i'm gonna run to the store, get a bottle of gin and some franks to go with my lentil stew and then "work" from home drunk off my ass all day.
I’ve had numerous problems with the demon drink over the years, but I’ve always managed to sit on something when drunk eating, whether that be a chair or a sofa. Maybe Hoff was trying to eat Roman style, but didn’t have a chaise longue.
Is that a drunk man eating a hamburger in his own house? I'm going insane!!!!!
>>222335575>Dwayne Johnson lied about his height
>>222335228He was drunk during the entire shoot of Knight Rider 2000, there was plenty of footage of him fucked up before this one.
>>222334271All I could think was how good that fucking burger looked.
>>222334271Is he in the backrooms?
>>222334271>used to laugh at them>now i'm one of them :(
>>222334422>>222334452>>222334478>>222334738>>222336255Wasn't the part that disgusted people that he was eating off the bathroom floor?
>>222337805when you've got enough alcohol in you your body heats up and the cold floor starts to feel good. i haven't eaten off the bathroom floor, but i've definitely stretched out and fallen asleep on it.that said, i always assumed he was eating in a tiled hallway or something. was it really the bathroom?
>>222337896>when you've got enough alcohol in you your body heats up and the cold floor starts to feel good. i haven't eaten off the bathroom floor, but i've definitely stretched out and fallen asleep on it.too real
>>222334367This is a cope romanticizing alcoholism, lol. It's actually embarrassing how many people use it, alcohol made you weaker, you now depend on it because your precious fee fees are too much in a sober state, because everything is too much in a sober state.alcohol turns men into pussies, there's nothing romantic about "I'm so fucked up, the world is so fucked up I NEED A DRINK"Face the world sober like a real man
>>222338156i don't think a single person in the history of humanity has ever doubted the fact that it's better to be sober than to be an alcoholic.considering that, you absolutely annihilated that strawman you put up.
>>222338156I'm too robotic and autistic while sober and alcohol turns me into an annoying normie which is unfortunately more practical for me. It's not a fee fee thing for me. I agree that it's generally a bad idea and romanticizing it is retarded. If you can get by without it then don't bother with it imo.
>>222338213>you absolutely annihilated that strawman you put upIt's not a strawman, have you never interacted with heavy drinkers before? They all pull this shit, they need a le drink because life is just too damn much, their fucked up brains is just too much. They all do this. They're not arguing against being sober, they won't tell you that being sober is bad but they will try to seem deep, this is a thing guys love doing, they love romanticizing being troubled. What's manly? claiming your brain is TOO fucked up to handle the world sober, so you need alcohol. It's like removing responsibility but in a gay larp kind of way. You don't need alcohol, it just made you a pussy and now you depend on it.>>222338281as long as you're not turning yourself into an alcoholic over this, there's nothing wrong socially lubricating yourself with alcohol from time to time.
>>222338336You are correct but don't mention the hedonism aspect: first six beers feel and taste so fucking good. Or narcissists. Also, everybody can feel us turning the world into a hellscape in a hundred years. Be it destroying every species on the planet or using western medicine to help the poorest reproduce like pollution.>>222334271It's pretty funny this rocked the Hoffs boat. Dude was drunk and doing cocaine banging the hottest women for three decades. Should not be that drunk with children though.
>>222335228The videos of Drunk Mel only made him more powerful.
>>222338628Mel being an alky was never a surprise to anyone so he can get away with it. It was weird to see a fitness guy like Hoff be one.
>>222334422>Why was this even controversial?>>222334468it had to do with custody of his daughter, he was a fucking mess and she wanted to get away from him.
>>222338628Mel was also acting badass instead of lapping slop up off the bathroom floor with tears in his eyes.
>>222338529>Also, everybody can feel us turning the world into a hellscape in a hundred years.I think this is different kind of larp that people love pulling to seem thoughtful, deep or just use as an excuse to remove responsibility.I think the world being actually shit is a breeding ground for optimism and change, when things are actually bad for people they aren't sitting around pondering how bad things are. Look at basically any poverty ridden place, it's contrasted with people having fun and extreme suffering, actual suffering. Faggot college kids talking about how shit the world is and how there's no reason to do anything aren't actually feeling the weight of the world, they're not feeling the weight of anything at all they are just too comfortable for their own good. I'm not saying bad shit isn't happening constantly, I'm not excusing those bad things to promote apathy either, but what I am saying is people that complain about this shit are the comfortable types, these people that aren't actually suffering. It's become a ciclejerk to talk about how shit the world is, if you cannot see anything good in the world, if all you can talk about misery then clearly you find comfort in doing that, and that comfort can only come from a place of detachment from it, from boredom, from being too comfortable.
>>222338895>larpit's not a larp if it's online, lil zoom-zoom
>>222338895I feel some optimism about boomers finally dying off but by the time that happens we'll be fully immersed in AI+jeets+quantum computers and god knows what else which will be pic related.
>>222338156no, actually i drink alcohol to feel something.when i'm sober i feel nothing.
>>222334707only eight more years to go
>>222334707About five for me.>>222335915Lel.
>>222339032I feel a lot when I'm sober (boredom)
>>222338927>lil zoom-zoomgod this is so annoying. Have some self respect and don't write shit like thist. millennial
>>222334422It wasn't controversial, it was embarrassing. Nobody needed to see that, but David asked his daughters to film him when he was blackout
>>222338156trvke
>>222338156i don't drink because i'm romantic
>>222339616>David asked his daughters to film him when he was blackoutI kept meaning to do this for my alkie roommate to show him how pathetic he was in the depths of his drinking, but never got around to it>>222339633consider trying a little harder to add something to the conversation
>>222339839can't a man mow the air in peace?
>>222334587True, they don't get all this pride stuff shoved up their ass
>>222338895You are again 100% correct. Yet, 99% of people do nothing. Or even worse order another batch of cheap one use shit from China because it's so cheap you are stupid not to order more. People audibly complaining about our world are mostly insufferable but hey alcohol helps. Of course purity of mind and body would help more which every single human should strive to obtain but they won't.
>>222339587>t. millennialthat's not true though is it? you're a lil zoom zoom aren't you?
>>222334698did they?
>>222336312That's obvious, just look how much Vin Diesel towers over him
>>222334422I think it was more because it was Hoff, he's like the stereotype of the 80s cheesy good guy.It was also a slower pre-social media news cycle so this would be all over the Internet for months.
>>222340468I was born in 89I just hate annoying retardation
>>222334271Ren from Ren and Stimpy
>>222334271god i wish i had a burger that good
>>222338156I feel so bad for losers like you. I really do.
>>222342155but what is the problem, exactly? calling zoomers zoom zooms, is that the problem? what is the problem with that?
The Hass bounced back. You can too
>>222338156I drink, but I don't need a drink. I'd like a drink.
>I realize that all I really want to do is get high and mow lawns in the trailer park...and that's okay
>>222336086Based
