He should go to therapy instead of dressing up in a BDSM suit and roughhousing hoodlums.
>>222335621That is such a woman response.
>>222335621This is why realistic live action Batman sucks. Batman doesn’t need all his cool shit to fight garden variety street criminals and corrupt politicians.
>>222335621>batman wears black BDSM suit>his boy sidekick wears hotpants either with stockings or bare legs
You have to understand that he is batman, bruce wayne is the alter ego. At one point a supercomputer found out that therapy would only remove bruce wayne instead
>>222335621when you put it that way you make it sound weird and gay
>>222335645"Fighting crime" is just an allegory for gay nightclubs. We all got suckered into LGBQT+ propaganda and we didn't even know it.
>>222335621>roughhousing hoodlums.Globohomo doesn't have crime fighting heros anymore. Now they all fight threats to the (((WORLD))).
>>222335864>>222335879>>222335696>popular well-liked billionaire >rockin body>pursues a secret alternative lifestyle at night where he wears tight spandex to fight what he perceives to be "crimes">takes boys off the street to be his "sidekicks"
>>222335927accusing batman of pederasty is a nuclear take
>>222335621Ultimate prog opinionMaybe get the criminals in a group therapy session with him right. they're obviously just crying out for help>>222335927>>pursues a secret alternative lifestyle at night where he wears tight spandex to fight what he perceives to be "crimes"This, rapes and murders are not "crimes" they are the results of bad socioeconomic factors
The Boy Wonder looks like he's old enough to have some hair on his legs, and yet they're always completely smooth. Almost as if he has been shaving them for Batman.
>>222335953it's a pretty old idea. even fredric wertham talked about it all the way back in the 1950s
>>222335621Ive never heard of therapy helping anyone. It's just people who stay in it for years.
>>222336209that's a lot of words no thx. batman isn't a faggot
>>222335621Isn't he a billionaire. If he wants to improve Gotham, surely there are better ways than beating up the mentally ill
>>222336665I think he puts money into rehab and redevelopment programmes and shit. But it's obviously not doing much.
>>222335686You go and fight even two unarmed criminals at once, then report back. Yes, Batman needs his cool shit, but it never should have been the focus. The Nolan movies spend so long establishing how he can glide, the logistics of how the Batmobile came to be and so on, that we don’t get enough of Bruce investigating, interacting with the police and criminals or making decisions under pressure while wearing the cowl. That’s the real question a Batman movie should focus on. Not why is he being Batman? Not how do his gadgets work? Instead, how will he rise to the challenge presented in this story, while protecting civilians, his identity and keeping to his one rule? It is completely ok to have Batman whip some new bullshit gadget of his belt and deploy it. The audience doesn’t need to be told what it does in advance. They can be shown in the moment, which keeps room in the runtime for emotional stakes, and makes the reveal of the new gadget more exciting. Moving forward? It would be nice if instead of infinity more Batman movies, we just got one focusing on the challenges unique to the character, instead of either making him a tacticool anti hero who bends his one rule so much he’s broken the spirit of it, or a brooding mentally ill individual, deconstructing why, in real life, therapy>fighting crime. Yes, a normal man wouldn’t be able to be Batman. So show us what sets Bruce apart from normal men. Make him aspirational, instead of edgy and deconstructionist. I care so much more about his heroic nature than I do rationalising his grappling hooks or custom sports car that it’s unreal, and I know I am safely in the majority.
>>222336209Honestly? This is all solid, and it’s why feature film adaptations for a general audience almost always cut Robin and make Jim Gordon the closest thing Batman had to a replacement partner. Normies do not want a Boy Wonder, and the comic book fanatic to rainbow person pipeline is well established by now.
>>222337017batman can be whatever you want him to be, as long as hes doing cool batman sht
Plebs who love to suck dick hated the most Chad Batman
>>222335621He doesn't want to go to therapy, he wants to punch criminals in the face. And he has enough money to do whatever the hell he wants to.
>>222335621beating criminals in bullet resistant suit is the best therapy you could ever get
>>222335621He could go to therapy, but that wouldn't bring back his parents.
>>222337602>parents are killed>inherit billions and never have to worry about your parents controlling you or disciplining you or withholding your inheritanceSeems like a free ride to me.
>>222337812Well, he still had Alfred and he was his legal tutor.
>>222335621He DID go to therapy.>faggot zoomers not watching Batman Forever
>>222337850How does the butler become the legal guardian of the billionaire heir? Rich fucks don't treat their servants like family members.
>thing therapy helps with: 0
>>222337602parents are not the only reason to livehe had money and hella bitches, there's zero reason for him to be sad
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>>222336665You could fix Detroit in a year if you got rid of the criminalsDumping in barrels of money for decades has done nothing
>>222337907You don't know what you're talking about. Shit there were tons of SLAVES who had no interest in being emancipated because they felt like part of the family
>>222335621Sex with men
>>222336122I always thought he wears leggings or something. But yeah, the design was weird af and didn't fit there, even when the comic got saturated with villain weirdos
He should pay a woman to pretend to be his dead mom
>>222336209There were drastic differences between different decades, so the thing the kike writes about was likely right at some point.He overlooks how ignorant and superficial kids are though. Kids are clinically incapable of getting such hints, it's far more believable that the message was addressed to adult faggots.
