Superman -- Jewish Spider-Man -- Christian Batman -- Pagan
wtf I love Batman now.
Superman -- RaoismSpider-Man -- JewishBatman -- Atheist
>>222337068>>222337094>Batman -- PaganBatman unironically made the religion of the Bat and worships at the altar of it to the point where Bruce Wayne is the disguise.
Spiderman and two fans
>>222337068>capeslop grow up
What is The Vision's religion
>>222337068those niggas should leave DC and Marvel and be in their own thing togetheralso erase Gotham/Metropolis and make them all New Yorkers
>>222337068Superman and Spider-Man are both confirmed to have been raised Protestant. Batman is, at least according to most common lore, Catholic.
>>222337932Superman doesnt believe in Jesus Christ he is a diabolical Jew
>>222337068Pink Panther - cult of Bastet
>>222337932Superman is literally a fucking Jewish allegory you retarded fucking retard
Spider-Man works in the media and uses his position to glorify/propagandise himself. He's jewish in spirit if not in fact.If anyone's a pagan it's Superman. The Nazis believed in the racial Superman, and they were neo-pagans.Batman is LGBT and probably worships Satan.
>>222337068Huh. Honeslty makes sense. What was your reasoning Op?
>>222337068Superman - Jewish (made by jews)Spider-Man - Jewish (made by jews)Batman - Jewish (made by jews, one so jewish he outjewed the other out of royalties)
>>222337112Spierdalajman - Orthodoxxx Sooperman - CatholicBadman - American "protestant" aka apocaliptic sects and breakdance in churches
If superheroes were real batman would actually die on day 1
>>222337068Spider bros…
>>222337068>Batman -- PaganBatman confirmed the white man hero
>>222337094only the batman one is correcthttps://www.comicbookreligion.com/
>>222339370No hindu ones ? What ?
>>222339509They have their variants
>>222339509Anon I..https://www.comicbookreligion.com/?srch=religion-Hindu__29
>>222337068Spider-Man was really raised as a Christian, but converted to Judaism after he married Mary Jane (who is Jewish).Superman was raised Protestant. You could argue that Lois Lane is Jewish, being a jounoscum and all, but he himself is Christian.Batman's mom is Jewish, and that makes him, at least ethnically, Jewish aswell. His mom has also a notorious amount of retcons that make her a raving mad schizoprhenic, including the Battinson movie, so there's that.
>>222341126Mary Jane Watson has never been jewish. As for Batman's mom, it's his cousin Batwoman who is jewish, but that comes from a different connection.Bruce Wayne himself was raised Christian, but is currently an Atheist.
>>222337094None of them are jewish, though it's worth mentioning that Moon Knight, who is cooler than all them is a jew. (though he dropped judaism for an egyptian moon god, Khonshu)
are pagan larpers only pagan because paganism allowed to fuck everything you ever wanted including animals? be honest
>>222337068BOTH, «PETER PARKER», AND «BRUCE WAYNE», ARE CATHOLICS; «CLARK KENT» IS A PROTESTANT HERETIC.
>>222339152This. American culture is created by jews.
>>222341420All the first world's culture*even the calendar is based on a jewish guy's birth/death
>godslopgrow up
>>222341420It could've just as easily been created by browns, blacks and indians if they were capable of the concept
>>222341200>but that comes from a different connectionKate Kane is his cousin from his mothers side. There are pannels itt that reference this fact, such as >>222339206 That doesn't mean Bruce is a practicing Jew, only that he is ethnically Jewish. >Mary Jane Watson has never been jewishYeah, I'll concede this one. There was a scene in Into the Spiderverse and for some reason I thought it meant that Mary Jane was Jewish. Rewatching it, I realized that it probably was meant to represent that a Peter variant was a Jew. My mistake.
>>222337068>Spider-Man -- Christianiirc parents turned as jewish spies, but I'm not so deep on lore
>>222341509Well america is full of all of them now anyway so it doesn't make a difference
>>222341779Ah, so they've retconned it. Because the Kate Kane connection to Batman was through her father, but her mother is jewish.
>>222338107Kal-El literally means "Voice of God" in Hebrew
>longrunning comic characters that 100s of people have written for over decades insert their own religious beliefs onto said character when writing for themWhy is this difficult for autists to understand?
