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>EAT THE LEG EAT THE LEG
>>222337686Why didn't he just shoot her?
>>222337686Only thing you could annihilate Jonah are two double meats footlong sub sandwiches
>>222337686is he unironically the most insecure man in hollywood?
Aren't you a bit old for Leo?XD
>>222337686>Jujitsu? More like juicy stew
Where can I watch the full interview video?
>>222337858On the other hand, why the antagonistic question right off the bat? I don't watch talk shows, do they usually lead the interview with that kind of thing?
>>222337858I can feel this guy will end up like Riley Stern
Someone make ai of Jonah putting french lady in a headlock
>>222338337idk, bantz?
>>222338337He's supposed to be a funny guy
>>222338337>On the other hand, why the antagonistic question right off the bat?because it's Jonah Hill. I'd be even worse, so (probably) would you
>>222337686
>No one has made the AI vid of Jonah kicking her ass
>>222338509>AI Warwick Davis remains completely unscathed
>>222338167Weak
Is there something in "BJJ" standing for "[something] Jamba Juice"? Spitballing here.
Jonah Hill dropping the fat-guy trope, getting fit, and learning BJJ broke the woke right film chuds on /tv/ because it completely shatters their self-improvement cope. They preach physical discipline all day, but the second a guy actually gets shredded and stops playing a relatable loser for their slop movies, they start seething
>>222338560it was a falseflag posted by Jonah>>222338581brapzillion jew jizzu
>>222338541Why can't you guys stop bullying him? Pick someone your own size.
>>222338462Looks pretty gay.
>OH YEA? I'M NOT A BJJ MASTER BLACK BELT??!? TRY GET OUT OF THIS ONE WHORE!!
>>222337858bro doesn't know comedy
>>222338593yea, you tell'em jonah!
>>222338629And that's how you use AI
>>222337686Has the Gracie Barra chain made any statement regarding Mr hills.....spirited claims?
>>222337686>I don't think that's the proper outfit for a sumo wrestler
>>222338629French girls need to be taught manners and discipline they're so bratty
>>222338462mmmm, wouldn't wanna mess with him
>>222338613t. sitting on phonebooks
>>222338679What does that even mean?
>>222338593He is doing this solely as a reaction to how he is percieved. Ressentiment drives him and he is still ultimately a slave to the thoughts and opinions of others; he can "self-improve" all he wants but until he becomes his own master he will always be a loser.
>>222338337>why the antagonistic question right off the bat?everyone behind he scenes probably knows jonah is an insecure tryhard
>>222338167MORE TIME
>>222338629Do a judo throw
>>222338679THEY'RE NOT PHONEBOOKS, THEY'RE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICAS!
>>222338740do twoapply a rear-naked choke to someone you may not have anything in common with
>>222338769Knee a negroni knee two
>>222338337demonrat humorjust like the freemason-dogwhistle threads being spammed right now>>222337686>>222338621>>222331924etcthey are desperate
>>222338800Stop posting here if you're a humorless schizophrenic.
>>222337774It's not allowed to shoot someone on television in Europe. But you can in the street if you're african.
>>222338837you wouldn't know humor if it fucked you in the ass
>>222338699ya know, he's tiny, and would need to sit on books on his chair to get to keyboard height, like a little kid
>>222338881you're already getting fucked in the ass and the mouth by schizophrenia lol
>>222338593>shreddedWhoa there buddy. I have never seen a shredded Jonah. Skinnyfat? Sure. Sometimes he is. Sometimes he’s not. If he’s properly fat now he’ll have a dad bod in 6 months or vice versa. You know how there are men who have just gotten chubby, but not morbidly obese? About 25% body fat? That’s their before picture, not the after.Whereas classic Superbad Jonah might honestly have been 35% body fat, and in a premorbid stage of obesity. Well, 25% is HIS success story. He won’t die choking on his own adipose tissue if he can hold it, and he doesn’t seem to be able to do any better. Putting down the twinkies and Doritos and doing some surfing and low impact martial arts is as herculean an effort for him as chicken, rice, brocolli and regular HIIT and free weights workouts would be for a normal man of his age.Jonah, if you’re reading this (and I feel it’s fucking 50/50 you are), reach 17% body fat or lower. This is “fit”, but still not athletic. You won’t have a 6 pack, but your abdominals might be slightly visible. That’s what it will take to impress me, a random man on the internet. That’s what it will take to make me think you’re tough. I don’t care what colour belt you have in any discipline. Become noticeably leaner than the average American. That’s how you finally defeat the shadow of Ornella.But here’s the thing. You won’t do it. I just gave you the formula to success. It’s absolutely achievable. But you won’t do it. You’ll keep fluctuating between chubby and shrek levels of fat until you do, constantly swimming in the estrogen your highly adipose body is producing. You’ll fuck around until you die, maybe taking up slack lining or long board cruising. Some vaguely hippie-esque low impact cardio. All before you do a single, honest to god set of burpees till you can’t do another one. You are a fucking coward.
>>222337686Ornella bros... we finally lost...
>>222337686he can come up with the perfect retort and Ornella can just say "Jonah 'Fat Fucking Subway Sandwich Munching Manlet from Superbad' Feldstein" and automatically win now
>>222338629jonahbros have we finally won
>>222337686Hey I know this dude. It's the fat guy from Superbad! Hahahahahaha. I point and laugh hahahah
>>222338593reminder that he single-handedly caused Kanye to rethink antisemitism
>>222339075meds
>>222338462Ahh, you gotta have the audio, with the paid actress shouting her lines off camera.
>>222338629What's BJJ? Big Jellybelly Jonah?
>>222337774Because he planned to rape, strangle, and dismember her later. But he failed. Because he was too fat.
>>222338167>Jew Jitsu? isnt that just accounting?
>>222338593Imagine destroying your career because some French talk show host made fun of you. Jonah, this is sad.
>>222338462sensei is ripping Jonah off kek
>>222339405It won't end until he finally kills her
>>222339342>generalizing an entire group of people can be bad because of some bad individuals (understandable)>but I like them all now because of one insecure retard in a comedy filmwtf kanye
>>222339424Tell me you wouldn't do it. Dude is barely making ends meet with his strip mall dojo. In walks the biggest mark he's ever seen. Of course, he's gonna sign Jonah up for Special Advanced Training and shit
There are celebrity trainers in hollywood who act as yes men to let celebrities do whatever safely and away from public viewJonah "trained" with one and it led to that pathetic video of him a few years back going through a choreographed shitty takedown to shitty mount sequenceThey're just grabbing money helping delusional celebs pretend to be athletes/fighters/whateverIs there any footage of him actually training?Even for known alsojewish fraudster mike israetel there's some footage of him competing at blue belt, looking shit but at least genuinely competing
>>222338462Over 20 years i’ve spent 150k on karate lessons
>>222339715That jew was one of the first people “crying” about how AI is beautiful, smart, and literally magical
>>222339715Mike gets a A for effort. https://youtube.com/shorts/hd43ZXJ9WU4?si=5r_J0841NmKIb3sA
>>222340156Hill or Israetel
>>222339075Samefagging doesn't count schizo
>>222338462I would annihilate you bro
you practice your jew jitsu while I, di caprio and brad pitt practice kama sutra
>>222339041
>>222340716Why does he dress like that?
>>222340804To attract other homosexual men.
>>222338462>how do I hug my friends without it coming across as gay?
>>222338593>right wing film chudsJonah you are nepo baby of Jewish decent. The left doesn’t have your back just on account of the right making fun of you
>fat guy gets fit and wants to have a little confidence>"NOOO YOU GET BACK TO BEING FAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!"
>>222339405>>222339432Fill me in, idk this lore
>>222338337he made some joke about her containing anal sex, she just hit him back.
>>222339516>I mean you can’t bring cameras in but I wouldn’t show this on instagram, uh people might study it to counter you
>>222337858Isn't that kike (used to be)married to Sarah Silverstein who got brutalised in the James Franco roast by /ourguy/?
>>222340887There's a big difference between having confidence and being loudly, obnoxiously insecure
>>222340804He’s a fat kid so he overcompensates in everything he does.
>>222337774She was a made man, he wasn't.
>>222340887A confident person wouldn’t need to announce to the world that he could beat up his friend Jason Bateman in a public forum
>>222340953ThisGetting in shape to boost confidence doesn't work, see: /fit/Also, BJJ is a douchebag magnet, hence he starts warning ppl he can fuck them up now
>>222338702>He is doing this solely as a reaction to how he is percieved.that's the same as all looksmaxxers and pajee/tv/ defends them religiously
>>222340887that's not the case at all retard lol
>>222337686why did the big bolumbus not simply eat the whore
>>222340889The interview broke his spirit and destroyed him as a man. He has been seething ever since. Now, he cannot rest until her nude, lifeless body is in his garage, ready to be chainsawed into pieces.
>>222341051Because he fails at everything.
>>222340598Israetel
>>222339041Fuck you. Jonah could kick your ass up and down whatever block you crawled out of.
>>222338462Jesus, never thought I'd say this but this guy would f*ck up even Jon Bernthal when push comes to shove
>>222339023>I don't have schizophrenia, (you) have schizophrenialol
>>222338462
Jonah, it's unfortunate that the only way you can receive a hug is by taking jiu-jitsu lessons
>>222338337It's common to do this to B and C listers. You wouldn't do that to an A lister
why do you all bully him so much
>>222340804he's a comedian
>>222341760Elite
>I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up
>Jonah Hill made headlines when fans noticed that his Instagram account had been deleted, sparking widespread speculation about the reason behind the removalI wonder the reason
>>222337858why didnt he just get up and put him in a rear naked chokehold?
>>222337686jelly belly ogre faggit
>>222343180>make sure you take my laundry when you are done >yes sensai
>>222337686Sometimes I feel like Jonah Hill and me have a similar life. Just one humiliation after another. Except he's a millionaire and that clearly helps him cope with it.What do I have? 4chan? lmao...
>>222338735>MORE TIMEidfgi :(
I wirr put end to fat man
>>222342074It makes me feel like a big man!
>>222342074because cunts, roasties, and hags are all malefic/tv/ is 15% cunts, 40% roasties, and 40% hags
>>222343477lmao jfc that facechecked
>>222343483he's supposed to be a comedian yet he gets upset when people laughI can only assume that is also part of his "schtick"
>>222339368oBese Jew Jigglin'
>>222338629she should armbar him
>>222341973God, she's so cute
>>222343647Yeah all joking aside she is pretty hot in that clip. I want her to be mean and bossy to me in an erotic way.
>>222343694I want to be mean to other people together with her.
>>222343704well make fun of not be mean reallyjonah should drive his faggot car into a tree he's such an ogre
>>222338868Meanwhile in America 167 mass shootings in 2026 so far
>>222343704She's a slut tho
>>222337708lol
>>222337774He was intimidated by the BBC that was fucking her after he made eye contact mid coitus.
>>222343742how many were gang shootings?
>>222338167>more like Jew Eatsu
>>222338462No bully, he’s just a white belt
>>222339342This was the real reason
>>222343771t. Charlie
>>222343747me too
>>222338629By Allah do I hate women
>>222343742mass means at least 4 people shot not killed
>>222338337he probably smelled like pineapple strawberry or some kinda fruity gay shit
>>222339424>>222339516Yeah, he's an insecure and overly sensitive hollywood faggot who's paying you shitloads of money to make him feel like a badass. You're not going to criticize his form.
>>222343736Is this supposed to make him look bad? He’s being reasonable here. I wouldn’t want a partner doing the things he listed either
>>222343863lmao great news
>>222343933fondle admiringly
>>222339103>sisters ftfy
>>222341760Reminder all of those guys were sent to die in Ukraine.
>>222343933If you're ever open and honest with a woman she will use it against you at some point. Especially if you're a man of means. Reasonable suggestions will be twisted into controlling behavior. IT's sick.
>>222343946Jonah brehs….
>>222344116everyone talks shit on him because he's such a psycho douche If he was nice I doubt people would love dunking on how ugly and gross he is so much I hope he perez hiltons himself soon
>>222343777kekchecked
>>222343477>this is just like the karate kid!>while you're at it wash my car too Jonah-san
>>222343810>>222343863Has there ever been a more cucked celebrity than Jonah Hill?
>>222344225Will Smith
>>222337858Honestly Kimmel was absolutely in the wrong here.
>>222343863He needs to get ripped like Michael B Jordan
>>222344264yeah I bet that disgusting looking ogre smells great when I look at him I think that
>>222338337Jimmy had to get it on after the LOUDER JIMMAY fiasco
>>222344270It’s over Jonah. The frogbitch won.
>>222344270they genetically can't look at mike israteli on youtube he's blasting all sorts of gear and he looks like shit and is weak as shit he just turned intoa mutant
>>222344238Will could easily solve that by leaving Jada. No matter how Jonah does to improve himself it always fails
>>222344335Jada has the gay blackmail.
>>222344369>Jada has the gay black male (in her control)True.
>>222344264I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he just thought Jonah would riff off the deprecation like he does in the movies. He likely didn't realize Jonah was a seething insecure faggot IRL, which is fair. His people should have told him ahead of time that Jonah wants to act "serious" when not in character. I think it was just a misunderstanding.
>>222338337>why the antagonistic question right off the bat?Precisely because they know he's a retarded insecure child. The whole point of overcoming these public shittests is to not give them the reaction they want and play it off cool or try to make humor out of their attempts to humiliate you. This is something you learn in middle school, not as a 30 yo man in Hollywood who should've been used to humiliation rituals by now.
>>222344493He got successful before he could grow into a man, that’s why every affected personality he chooses is what a 15 year old in 1999 would think is cool
>>222340716u hate this insecured faggot but the grateful dead sponsored lithuania basketball jersey is based
>>222344661Sure on its own, but mixed with the pink hair, sugar frosted beard, shorts and giant water bottle paired with a soda it screams >notice me!!!Which is exactly what he is saying he wants to fight people over
>>222344661>the grateful dead sponsored lithuania basketball jersey is basedgay
>>222343933she's a surfer. How is she supposed to not post pictures of herself in a swimsuit?
I think the moment that broke him for good was when Bradd Pitt said the serious actor bit, he probably went full joker inside right there
>>222338613anon this entire board is self hating midgets
>>222337973That joke is making fun of Leo, not her, retard.
>>222344799It’s both. She really is too old for men like Leo and me.
>>222344868
>>222339041its literally 2 months of ozempic. no one gives a shit. he could be frank zane and still a loser
Ever since the BJJ thing, I saw a lot of normies ripping on Jonah for being insecure, so I decided to watch the classics, Ornella, Kimmel etc. To my surprise in the comments on youtube all normies were supporting jonah on those videos (old comments). I'm a bit surprised it seems on /tv/ was seeing through this insecure fag for a decade now
the fat fuck from Spiderman is ugly and fat but everyone loves him unlike Jonah. Why?
>>222338800kill yourself
>>222344868Are black people just dogs to her?
>>222345827Because he's a jolly, fat guy, they've been part of every culture and society throughout history
>>222338462>>222338462People like him will do BJJ and think they're tough. They are paying for private lessons. Their coach will never push them. They will never have someone really try to kill them on the mats. They will have a false sense of achievement and toughness without earning it. They're a glass canon mentally.Video related: https://rumble.com/v70taz8-rodrigo-vaghi-blue-belt-test-told-by-andrew-wiltse-brazilian-jiu-jitsu-blac.html3 hours of hazing before they give you the belt you earned.
>>222346038Jonah is a literal comedian of some of the funniest movies there is. He is jolly and funny too
>>222344976Damn, she got BTFO.
>>222346104Yeah and people liked him a lot back before they found out he was a seething little cunt IRL.
>>222338462How much time did the guy have to kick Jonah in the nuts at the start there?
>>222338462Why is that hobo attacking a judoka?
>Now, why would you say that? Why would you say that? C’mere, c’mere. Why would you say that? Why would you say that? Hang on, Jonah, it’s ok. Hang on, wait a second. What’s funny about that, Ornella? It’s ridiculous. Do you like making less of people? Is that, do you, do you like saying mean things to people? That’s, that’s really... Hey, no no no, don’t go to commercial. Don’t go to commercial. It’s incredibly rude. Jonah’s here giving you an interview, and answering your questions, and you say something really nasty. You’re a jerk.
>>222346486A daring synthesis.
>>222338462lmao. yeah I'm faster
>>222345918Apparently, yes
Good edit
>>222338629What are you gonna do, Jonah? You're gonna sub me? A girl? Right, real tough guy. Go ahead and sub me if it makes you feel better.
>>222339041He was at least 55% body fat in Acceptance, the same era around Superbad. Jonah Feldstein will always be that fat poser on a skateboard that other kids made fun of. They might use him for money or his house because his fat parents are never home. He is middle aged and still acting like an insecure teenager.
>>222346715I like to think Jonah has Kimmel and Ornella's faces taped on a training dummy
>Jonah Hill (born Jonah Hill Feldstein; December 20, 1983)why did he remove part of his name?
>>222346988So you won't notice.
>>222344976That bitch is ugly though, wtf are those lips and nose?
>>222347081plastic and fillers
i dont think its funny
>>222347125We know, Jonah. You've been seething for a decade now.
>>222346486ok fatso
no need to overcomplicate this, you just assert izzat dominance by punching the whore in the nose for even having the balls to diss and disrespect you. end of story. all this witty back-and-forth is for fags. violence is always the answer
>>222347266>HOW CAN SHE BANT
>>222338676Based and badass-pilled
>>222347266is that a frostmourne replica lmao
>>222338167>"You're a master in BJJ now Jonah? Baskin-Robins, Jollibee, and Jack in the Box?"
>>222338462How sweet. He's giving his best friend a nice hug.
>>222337686>Back from McDojo?
>>222340983Real [...] shit(Jonah ate the greaseballs)
>>222338676All he needs is a couple of pure strikes and he'll be the most feared man in all of entertainment
>>222348051Kek
>>222341131>picIs that Nerdrotic?
>>222337774In the extended cut, he did. But he missed and hit himself in the foot. This one.
>>222347266Kursk? Like the submarine?
>>222341161>Cousin wanna go bowlink?
>>222337686>>222337708>>222338167>>222338462>>222338560>The only thing you're grappling with is your weight, Jonah.>>222338629>The only things you're swallowing with BJs are unlimited hot dogs, Jonah.
>>222344807idgi
>>222343736This is the only time I've sided with Jonah
>>222340716He hasn't learned to not grab the søýbucks by the top cover?
>>222338167>>222339368>>222340718>>222341973>>222343472>>222343777>>222346715>>222348051>>222348462
>>222348528Brazilian jiu-jitsu is primarily focused on ground game, so that position is advantageous.
>>222340716>HE WAS JUST EXPLORING HIS SEXUALITY YOU SICK FUCKS
>>222343886That isn’t better>>222343771Probably somewhere in the triple digits
>>222346988just....don't
>>222348613Never
>>222338167>brazilian jiu jitsu? was that medium rare or well done???
>>222346072The thing real combat training will teach you, be it a boxing gym, state level ameteur wrestling or a legit martial arts practitioner will teach you is that you can lose. There is a hierarchy and you are never at the top, so having been knocked out, pinned or twisted into a pretzel humbles you to the point that 99% of the shit you’d get into a fight over on the street isn’t worth death. It’s only mall karate/BJJ that gives retards the confidence to talk shit, and in every case like Jonah’s it’s because he’s had training that didn’t push him or put the fear of fighting in him. He’s done controlled takedowns and bought his rank, when some idiot with a lot less to lose then Jonah decides to fuck with the fat kid from Superbad Jonah is gonna wind up dead or in traction.
>>222343736based Jonah knows his irl worth and a roasties universal worthlessness
>>222348734>OH MY GOD>IS THAT JONAH "I WILL FUCKING DROP YOU" HILL?
>>222343771how many copes?
>>222345827everyone loves a filipino boy, no matter the size or your sexuality
>>222346715>no subway sandwich remark
>>222348939He's a schizo, dude.
>>222348850exactly, he's not getting some average joe who works construction as a training partner who beats his ass everyday. he has no humility that you get from being a white belt at a gym and going to class, he's a faggot
>>222348734Why would he hold it like that
>>222349199I used to teach Shotakan & kickboxing to kids when I was in my early twenties 20 years ago. There was a running joke amongst the instructors called >Yellow Belt FeverWhich was the false sense of confidence the kids and adults who made their first belt got and how half the kids and a quarter of the adults would show up with black eyes because they started talking shit and ended up getting one punched on the playground or at the bar. Now the adults who also did kickboxing never seemed to have it because we had a polish guy “char” who we’d put in the ring with anyone overconfident and he’d just kick them in the kidneys and thusly were humbled. I wasn’t a shittalker but 16 year old me still had to get in the ring with char and take a kidney kick that hit hard enough that I didn’t know if I was going to shit or throw up.Jonah has yellow belt fever Jonah has no charDire stuff
>>222344649I think he's a prime example of cognitive dissonance: he wants to live an authentic life and he's aspirational towards his role models of the white blonde surfer athletic bruhs he grew up admiring, but he's been fed tribal lies, kike pilpul and manipulation to think he's really superior to all that, and the goys are lesser beings.Of all the roles I've seen him in, the closest to an accurate depiction of his character, is that in Maniac: out of duty he wants to satisfy his long abusing family , that needs him to take a fall each time "be a fat funny man, that's what you're good at" manipulating him to his core, when all he really wants is to ride to the sunset with a shicksa like Emma Stone and his puppy, laughing at the face of his abusers.Unfortunately that bitch married the wrong jew.
>>222349495Guarantee you he was picked on in school before becoming famous and got famous right after he could redeem himself to the high schoolers who picked on him. So he’s trapped trying to impress a bunch of high schoolers who don’t even exist anymore
>>222337686I would genuinely heem this fucking fat faggot
>>222338629ryona bros we won
ORNELLAI HAVE COME TO BARGAIN
>>222348630>advantageous.>opens himself up to getting stomped outOkay retard. Let's see your "ground game" when you're getting booted in the face.
>>222350027>offering your legwelcome to snap city
>>222349633
>>222348734Why don't you just take public transport?
>>222348630Oh yeah dude the best way to win street fights is to lay on your back
>>222349578This
>>222350306What about when you're fighting a grizzly, though?
>>222347845More time...
>>222350306are you not aware that there's an entire "top game" to bjj in fact you want to be on top
>>222344868>implying I'd want that at all
>>222337686hey it's the fat kid from superbad
>>222337858>Yeah I couldn't see your mother today.
MORE TIME DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJODOES IT?!
>>222350575Are you aware this is in reply to a meme of Jonah sitting on his back? Also Jonah is a bottom
>>222351896Don't care
>>222348734other than the gay tattoos this is probably his best look
>>222351920Yes by your seething reply it’s obvious your above all this lol
>>222337686The only way for Jonah to recover was to pin her down, beat the shit out of her and rape her
>>222343736>can you not be a whore when we're dating?>OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING HORRIBLE ABUSIVE MONSTER
>>222337686The next step of his master plan is to figure out time travel, go back to that exact moment and hit the bitch with a Hadouken.
>>222343736>see the misuse of the term "boundaries"?it's not a misuse, he is protecting his emotions and being selective about potential mates. (something men are not, under any circumstances, allowed to do)if some foid said "being a chud who spends all day posting on 4chan is a boundary for me" nobody would accuse her of misusing the term boundaries.
Will you people stop talking about these blow jobs jobs jonah hill is many things but homosexual aint one of them
>>222337774If you kill your enemies, they win
>>222348734It's not just the fact that he dropped the coffee and ruined the only time he's ever looked good EVERIt's that someone photographed THE EXACT NANOSECOND this happened purely by chanceGod genuinely hates this guy (and with good cause)
Jonah hill killed her
>>222338728>In December 2007, after 16 years of training, O'Neill received his black belt.i feel like ed's venture into BJJ is a bit more authentic
>>222353684Godspeed Jonah
What Jonah Hill side quests do you guys want to bet that he’ll take on next? You have a maximum of 10. >Jonah becomes a DJ and talks about how he’s always been into UK Garage and dubstep. It peaks when he pays some venue to frontline him as the main act>Jonah tries to become a Michelin star chef. That peaks when he does a YT video cooking a meal with Gordon Ramsay >Jonah tries to become a Formula 1 driver >Jonah gets really into lowrider culture>Jonah becomes a cholo
>>222340887>zero-muscle malnourished vegan skeleton>fitno
>>222343180>>222343477same energy
>>222354405Woodworking just for the end resultPicrel would cost him a finger
>>222350027Not allowed in BJJ.(which is why it's a gay sport)
>>222337686He calls her a weather lady in the original interview, something along the lines of "you brought me here to get made of by some weather lady?", honestly not a bad response idk why this became a meme
>>222354405Who cares about garage and dubstep you sad brown bastard?
I'm glad that Jonahposting is back since that retard can't stop saying incredibly embarrassing stuff. GO TO WEBSITE!
>>222338167>You're watching your figure, Jonah? That's not hard to do. Even when I'm not facing you, I can still see your figure
>>222337858I honestly feel like this fucked Jonah up more than the weather girl, most people don't watch the full Ornella clip to know Jonah was talking shit first so she was legitimately just riffing, but Kimmel just came out guns blazing
>>222338462>the way of the gentle hug
>>222344976Translation:>when you wall so hard that the guys you're into don't want you anymore, so you have to settle for the guys that give you the ick and they're honest about you having hit the wall
>>222347266>get up and walk towards her>she sees you and gets up, starts screaming and runs away>you are now chasing a woman on a TV set
>>222337686>He's mastered the art of Jew Dough
>>222355502Okay …>>222355407Yeah but could you dominate physically a cast member of will and grace? Jonah says he can
>>222338629holy shit, we solved it. If Jonah would have done this he would have won
He's always the outsider, always the fat comedy-relief rich jew kid. It reminds me of that one image of that lantern-jawed transexual caveman looking beast talking down to an ingenuous dainty woman. Jonah Hill, for all his determined effort, can never actively 'become' that which he so desires to be, which he has rigorously studied and analysed. There's always going to be an unbridgeable gap, no matter how seemingly infinitesimal and graspable, that proves impossible for him to traverse - to transcend.
>>222356185Legit looks like Bateman and arnette are taking a picture with Chris mcandless’s corpse
>>222356180Carlos!
>>222356367kek
>>222350027>>222350306
>>222337686Why did Mr. Hill decide to do the gayest combat sport?Judo is much better than some shit a bunch of spics invented
>>222356892Because look at him here >>222356185he’s height mogged by the gayer guy from Will and Grace. He had to go with the “self defense at any size” martial art delusion because his ass wasn’t gonna be boxing. He probably has a 54 inch reach
>>222357619Judo is ideal for a smaller practitioner using it against larger opponents though. He went out of his way to choose a sport which involves grown men groping each other
>>222346796>>222346796Fattest I ever saw him was in War Dogs, and I still wouldn’t have said he was over 50%. Damn. I gotta check acceptance out.
>>222353284I still don't care
>>222357670This isn't true, I am a BJJ blue belt and when training with people better than in me in BJJ who are also Judo black belts, none of them have been able to throw me. I have had wrestlers be able to do a snap down and sometimes a proper leg grabbing takedown. Osoto Gari and fireman's carry are fake and gay, Seo Nagi gets your back taken.
>>222355439Jonah might. That’s the point of betting on his multiple side quests
>>222354405>Jonah the Amazing Magijew>Johannes the Artisan Fragance Master>Street Cooking Jo'>Jon the underground missunderstood surrealist f'artist
>>222354405>Jonah gets really into graffiti and street art and pays Banksy to do a photo shoot with him and extra to say they’re buddies
>>222352491>black everythinganother bot spouts their opinion
>>222354405>Jonah gets certified for solo skydiving and then only doing one solo skydive before quitting>Jonah practices and gets one perfect game in bowling then quits>Jonah gets halfway competent at a meme foreign language like Esperanto but an autist catches him for still using translation software for his Instagram posts>Jonah learns a beginner tune for the accordion or bagpipes>Jonah forages for wild mushrooms and gets jumped by homeless people>Jonah tries becoming a professional poker player but has to get fat again for a movie role because he lost a lot of money
