Are you really going to just scroll by without saying GROOVY BABY YEAH?
DO I MAKE YOU RAAAAAAANDY?
I'm at work, it doesn't feel GROOVY BABY YEAH
oh behave baby yeah!
>>222338700They call me Autism Powers
>>222338700>>222338716>>222338721>>222338724>>222339018
>>222339036>calling anyone tone deaf
>>222338700The fact that we didn't get Austin Powers 4 is a statement to how boring the Craig Bond-era was.
>>222339036That is the most unfunny thing I have ever seen. Impressive.
>>222339036"she/them titties" is a joke about 10 years old and it still makes me laugh, idc
>>222339061>>222339063Duality of man
>>222339036>reboot>Austin PowersWhy?
>>222339079its gonna happen eventually
>>222339036wait a tickis that twitter?either way, not groovy baby
>A NEO WHAT?>THAT'S NOT A WOMAN, THAT'S A TROON, BABY!>DO I MAKE YOUR WOUND LEAK?? >YOU REALLY ARE A TROON FAGGOT
>>222339084And it's America's duty as a nation to let it bomb.
ALOTTA VAGINA
>>222339036>Austin powers discovers bisexualityWait a minute! I thought transwomen were hecking real women!?!?
>>222339036that's a man, man!
>>222339036>they reboot the penis pump gag and austin's tranny sidekick backs him up confirming that sort of thing is not austin's bag because it is, in fact, her bagkino
>>222339036>comedy shouldn't be offensive!
Tom Cruise should unironically do an Austin Powers movie.
>>222339726ironically, he did in-universe
>>222339847Unironically, he should do a full length feature of it.
>>222339847That was the one great part of Goldmember, the opening where they're making an Austin Powers movie. But sadly the rest of the film didn't live up to that magnificent opening scene
>>222340241Michael Caine was fun and Beyonce in that movie was the hottest anyone has ever been
Austin Powers caused decades of bad Bond movies. It will never heal.
>>222339036Austin Powers discovers Twitter and then goes on /tv/ to tell about it.
>>222339036That's a man, baby! Yeah!
>>222340301>Beyonce in that movie was the hottest anyone has ever beenLMAO
>>222339063I don’t get it
>>222338700YEAH BABY YEAH
>>222339036This is why people hate trannies.
>>222338700Austin Powers was never funny to meGenuinely annoying
>>222338700GROOVY BABY YEAH
>>222341067>Hurr durr Beyonce can't be hot because she's blackYour racism has made you gay
>>222341607there's no less than a thousand other hotter black chicks than beyonce at any given point in time
>>222341678Nta but you are brain damaged by /pol/
>stock fart noises>I SHIT CORNdid millennial uncs really think this was funny…
>>222341908that doesn't even make any senseyou're just a dumb faggot saying words, huh
>>222341953chicken jockey
>>222341953It was funnier as a Joan Crawford rumor
>>222341607>>222341678Zoe Kravitz in The Batman is the hottest black woman ever and I normally hate short hair>but shes mixed One drop rule. They can have a modern day Austin Powers with her as Foxy's daughter.
>>222341607She's attractive but c'mom, even at the time she was completely and utterly mogged by Halle Berry, Meagan Good, Stacey Dash , etc. Beyonce is nothing special. Also she's a shit actress and incapable of being funny and ruins every line she's given in Goldmember.
