>actress forgot to button up her dresslol how does that even happen
>>222338788HahahaWhat a fuckin' loser.How do you even forget that
>>222338788in saul is even hottergod I love ladies
No one said anything because they were so embarrassed probably
I'm so sick of being horny
>>222338788On screen blubbers
>>222338857Idk what i would do with my time without being horny, I jerk off like 4 hours a day
her belly is so good, too
>>222338857Based. Reject porn, embrace a gym membership
>>222338857Stop fapping. It'll be really bad 2-3 weeks in, but the constant horniness will eventually go away after a month or so. You're not as horny as you think you are, you're just addicted to fapping.
>>222338788bubs
>>222340248>stopgood way to get prostate cancergotta get the poisons out3-4 times a week shower fap is healthy and within reason
>watching an old horror movie >they panic when the phone line is cut>they don’t just pull out their cell
>>222340340>good way to get prostate cancerLMAO the made up slop you believe to rationalize your degeneracy
>>222340340Maybe, but for someone with a history of porn/fapping addiction it's not viable, at least not without a reset period first.
>>222340340Fapping aint the addiction, porn is. Most gooners would revert back to fapping 2 or 3 times a week (the healthy amount) if they suddenly didnt have acces to unlimited hardcore internet porn.Nofap is a meme for porn addicts to fail at and revert back to their ways in a month. If you really wanna change you should buy a few playboy magazines and stick to that for a year before you buy new ones.
ITT: psyops
>>222338788tit sex. boobs on my penis
>>222340791What if you're post is the psy-op? O_o
I cum once a month. There are other things about me that might make this make slightly more sense, but I’m not unhappy that this is the case.Wanting to cum only works for some people. I am not one of them.
>>222340766>wake up with morning timber>chop it down with a fist and a memorysimple as
>>222340766>2 to 3 times a week>healthyDaily is the healthy dose.
>>222338788Society has denied me this.
>>222338788>actress forgot to wear pantieslel wtf
>>222338788she is gorgeous, but i'd like to see her ass, just be sure
>>222340870>There are other things about me that might make this make slightly more senseelaborate
>>222340931Losing this is why Daenerys Targaryen Stormborn of the house Targaryen lost her marbles and went scorched earth
You ever just stop to think about tits? Why must they tempt us forever? Like a dog chasing cars, we are doomed to chase forever.
>>222338857I'm 40 and I can feel the horniness slowing down. I seriously can't wait for my libido to die.
>>222340987I hope that's how it goes for me, because as it stands I can imagine myself popping a viagra and hiring some girl to ride my dick for hours even when I'm in my 50s. Or just find a loving wife... Lol... Yeah...
>>222340987>I'm 40 and I can feel the horniness slowing downI can'tif anything it's as bad as everBut then again my late teens and 20s were plagued with various drug use and general lethargy.
>>222340948I’m 100% gay for you anon, that’s the reason.The actual answer is that I’m just in a position where I’m not worried about this crap. I’m still young enough that I can be the substitute for an entire generation of girls dads.
>>222340931There really isn't a hottest thing than realizing that a girl you're on a date with removed her panties after hitting the shower after coming up to your place.God, I'm so lonely now.
>>222341111checked
my gooning inverted from hardcore fat punished abuelas to soft romantic handjobs from that Hilary Layne youtuber woman. Shes bookish and cute. Wife material
>>222340987>I seriously can't wait for my libido to dieSame.
>>222338857I love it. It makes me feel alive. The world is beautiful.
>>222341181You... You wanna fuck a giant cat?
>>222341187No, but if it's a bbw with cat ears and a tail, i'd be into that .
I took a 5 day break from jerking off and just jacked off right now, still felt nothing.Im officially finished wacking off for sure.twice a day for decades has finally hit its completion.FREEEDOM
>>222340931this scene got me curious about anal, thanks Nathalie I still think about your starfish from time to time
>>222340987I worked on reducing it and it also died down close to my 40s but by then I was also cultivating it to keep it in check.
>>222340176don't do this, next thing you know you'll be miring other dudes' lifts
>>222343227thisthat's how fags groom older guys
>>222338788>>222340931What do women smell like?
>>222343294like salty milk and coins
>>222340936
>>222343334excellent
>>222341153Weird, my gfs always removed their panties to shower.
>>222343560sluts, find better women
>>222343294Sex & Candy
>>222343334grandma nooo!
>actress forgot to wipe
>>222341181kek>>222341242dont overfeed your cat girl it shortens their life span considerably
>Actor actually climaxesThey had to do this scene a few times if I remember correctly
>>222343334>smokerugh
>>222344057I would too, I don't blame Matt.
>>222338788Just in time for breakfast
>>222340248I have a mild case of phimosis so I pretty much have to jerk it every day or my foreskin starts to tighten up
>incel faggots trying to solve incel problems>instead of just learning to not be human trashJesus christ, just grow up and get a woman already. Fuck.
>>222338788
>>222338788What's that movie where the actress accidentally showed pubes because the vhs was open matte? Richard Roeper mentioned it in a book.
>>222344565god that would be hot if she played the mom in the film adaptation
>>222338857I just paint women in gross situations and the allure magic dies. I know some virgin anons are into scat, but a women taking a shit is just one of those awful things about life and it ruins them for me, obviously its temporary, but it works rather well.
>>222344043eww it's so brown from her being jewish and having IBS
>>222344183there are stretching techniques and stuff you can do and buy i heard
>>222338857It'll stop once you're in your thirties.
>>222345298just the hands should be enough as long as you can already put your fingers inside the foreskin, I should really do that consistently since I'm a bit tight too and a chick managed to get my skin to roll inwardly once with her sloppy jerking and my dick felt weird on the following day
>>222343334What a shit body.Do women really?
>>222344043She didn't forget. She was told not to by jewish producers.
>>222338857I turn 30 this year and my hypersexuality dropped off a cliff. I don't know what i think my brain might've went through that second or third development or whatever or I'm getting sick and my sex drive was own do the first things to go. In any case it feels nice not seeing sexualized stuff and immediately wanting to go jack off or hit up a jack shack. It'll probably get better idk
>actress forgot to grow
>>222345428there are little plastic rolls you can insert to keep it open and they get bigger to progressively get rid of the phimosome say warm water dunking helps too
>actor forgot to get dino nugs
>>222345399Haha, no. I wish it did.
>>222345461the fuck is a jack shack
>>222345494do they come in gold?Jokes aside maybe I should consider them, just slap it on when you go to sleep and hope that it's not too uncomfortable
>>222345560don't got phimo personally but i spent a couple years on /brit/ and some guys over there had phimo and discussed itthose rings do help
>actress forgot what an ice cream cone looks like
>>222345509I dont get it
>actor forgot he was acting and felt something real for a second
>>222345713best girl, she was gorgeous
>>222338788i'd give so much to be able to fuck a woman with tits EXACTLY like that
i find it completely unsurprising this is what you faggot retards get off to
>>222345399No retard, it actually spikes higher. Unless of course you still jerk off like you did in your teens like twice a day then yea
>>222344100
>actress explores sociological and anthropological research on an internet subculture
>actress knows exactly what it is that she is doing
>>222346021so what does it do in this threat?
>>222340248I stopped and I get horny everyday.... never ending
>>222345477she makes mine grow
>>222343334>the towel is half over her ass from the left view but not in the right view
i liek when my solft penus becomb the hard pens
>>222346657DISGUSTANG
>>222340931>>222343334>>222344043
>>222346657So what part of India do you hail from?
>>222345399I work 3 and 1s. Typically travel Monday home on friday for three weeks then a whole week of work from aka do nothing work related and hang with the kids and wife. Just finished a 3 week stint 900 miles away from home where I wasn’t back on weekends and by week 3 and 42 year old me and and my 34 year old wife were sexting like teenagers. >which is a long way to sayI’m not horny like a teenager because I’m married and have sex regularly.Take that away for 19 days and I’m Labor Day Al Bundy
>>222349913lol this guy has a wife and a cool job haha what a loser *compulsively masturbates to cartoons*
>>222340931>actress remembers to wear panties
>>222345553He doesnt know.... lmfaooooo
>>222345597Not guy yr replying to but I got it pretty good and never heard of these. Used some steroid cream as a teenager and quit it cause I was a stupid kid. Im honna try this
>>222344043Well lit scene>>222345190>He trusts his pornos
>>222338788i love boobies so much its unreal
>>222351885>having a dead-end job that you hate is winning>weird non-sequitur at the end (totally not projection)Grim.
man I love tits. You woman hating fags are really missing out
>>222341318>FREEEDOMSee you next week buddy
>>222338857Just havr sex with hot women until your appetite is full.
>>22234539933 here, it's worse than ever...
>>222353298Same age and as i said here, >>222353298sex with women (different women if you don’t fancy your girl too much) actually helps
>>222345399it's forever
>>222340987But why?
>>222344565lmao
>>222345713Context?
>>222338788>>222343334>>222352148I love milfs so much it's unreal
>>222338788I love female nudity
>>222338788How does sucking on boobs like that feel like, bros?
>>222353251>appetite is fullthis is such a meme, all it does is make you want it more. its a hunger that can never be filled, that's like saying "just do fent until you get it out of your system".
>>222338788i bet her tits are gross looking. girls with ugly boobs always hide them on screen in some clever way to make them look good (like regular girls do with cleavage). otherwise she would have been topless here.
>>222353671Feels good man.>>222353714Actual retard
>>222353737you're probably the kind of guy who brags about how big his wife's tits are even though she's 80 pounds into obesity
>>222353535Since i was young i've wanted to fuck MILFsNow they are just women my age... and i still want to fuck them
>>222353535Women are like cars. The brand new ones off the lot look nice, but they aren't broken in and they are only good as trophies.The old ones are comfy, low cost, have a lot of personality, and become classics.
>>222341181based
>>222354009MILF fetish is ex-post-facto rationalized acceptance (literal definition of cope) of the idea that you can't compete for prime (young) females.Not that there's anything wrong with it. I'm just explaining what underlies this preference at a semi-subconscious, biological level. I have fucked MILFs myself and enjoyed it, but I'll not deny reality and pretend that they are in any way better than women in their absolute physical prime.
>>222345399Not really but the post erection get worse.So you wish it did
>>222340987Also 40 and get really horny after working out. Still get morning wood.
>>222338788>watching old movie with a car chase scene >for some reason, there is a third pedal and the shifter moves back and forth Surprised this ended up in the final cut.
>>222354211Now that you see the "cope" pov, what other perspectives do you see about MILFs?
>>222338874t. gay retard.
>>222343294Attractive women smell like flowers, unattractive women smell like fish
>>222354882>what other perspectives do you see about MILFs?I like that with them you can usually feel more relaxed than around young girls as they tend to not expect you to perform as much (don't mean sex necessarily) and when they are feminine and charming they can really boost your self-esteem and make you feel good.
>>222345399I'm in my 30s and literally wank for 5-6 hours a day. I've got tendonitis in my wanking arm and had to do PT to get back to wanking.
>>222343294bags of sand
>>222344090>t. low T
>>222345960That footage wasn't even half bad considering it's still Hollywood making content for the normie TV masses.
>>222356098Why do you need a woman to boost your selfesteem?
>>222356329I didn't say anything about "need" in my post, I said they can do it. Which is a fact. Women do boost male self-esteem whether directly or indirectly.
>>222345477WHOA
>>222356451it's weird they used this image on early /b/
>>222352148>see this>get hungry for ass and pussy>wife gets home>horny replaced by sadnessWhy can't they all age like CVH?
>>222338857ive dont nofap for so long ive basically lost my sex drive
>>222343334I'll allow it
>>222340971Why do you think we have them? Precisely so you don't stop thinking about them so you're more likely to knock her up.
>>222356410Do women boost your selfesteem?
>>222354211This guy get it Being with only older women is like being with only fat women. You will always know deep down that what you have access to is one side of a spectrum, at it is the LESS preferred side for reasons of biology. Unless you turn off your conscious mind, that lack of experience will always be a bothersomewhere in your mind. Especially if you know your older woman enjoyed her youth and shared it with someone else. It will always take an effort not to look at the cute young waitress and think>is there a reason I was never able to be involved with a woman like that?Granted is a humans duty to forego pride and desire, at the same time, it is a humans prerogative to pick and choose when to resist their nature and when to accept their nature in proper balance.
>>222354211This is legitimately one of the most faggoty, bitched-out things I have ever read.
>>222356860I like fat women.
>>222356935If you want people to not know you are brown you need to call them thick or chubby
>>222356886You can cope and seethe forever about reality, it'll stay the same
>>222356935she has a pretty face i would be lying if i said i wouldn't hit that but she would definitely look better if she was thinner
>>222357128>but she would definitely look better if she was thinnerThey all would. But then they would appear less attainable to guys who like fat women and possibly have less simps
>>222341883>just washing a bit of shit off me cock
>>222338857Try getting married.
>>222340948Either a tranny or clinically depressed.
>>222349913>Take that away for 19 days and I’m Labor Day Al BundyHeh
>>222338857I just get depressed when I coom now, it's pathetic
>>222356935That woman isn't fatShe literally has more muscle than fat
>>222345509>Look up film>36% RT scoreDid you see it, anon? That webm is like the perfect summary of my day.
>>222357898You are fat.
>>222338857me too, but im a 34 year old virgin. what else am i supposed to feel? i think almost every female (since its from teen girls to women in their 40s) i see in public is attractive. i look at every woman's ass. i think about having sex with almost every one. i pretty much have no standards. but im too autistic and avoidant to even talk to any of them
>>222346657stop with the riddles you bastard!
>>222338788An unexpected blunder, but a welcomed one.
>>222357962Don't even know what its from.
>>222338788pancakes tits are not the best-looking tits
>actor forgot to...! whoa, wtf!
>actress breaks the fourth wall in the most heartbreakingly effective way>it's as if the actress is literally in your room with you
>actress was confused what movie she was cast in
>>222359205Ah! Here is the role she thought they intended her to play.
>>222338857I'm not.
>>222345882>like twice a dayMore like 8 times a day
>>222345477smol, I would like to keep this tiny Jewess inside a music box
>>222345399I'm mid 40s and have to wank it if I'm not getting puss that day, you must've ruined your body with alcohol or drugs if you're real
>>222345399I have a boner that lasts upwards of nearly 40 minutes around 13hrs every single day, and I'm 38.
>>222359434>lasts upwards of nearly 40 minutes around 13hours every single daywhat did he mean by this?
Actor forgot to grow any ass
>>222359797that top seems very impractical
so according to my corworker, the average human>shits 4-5 times a day>has sex 5-6 times a week, usually one day where there's no sex>eats 3 meals a day (breakfast being the most important, which I've never fucking heard)>watches one movie a week>goes to the gym 2-3 times a weekHow true is this?
>>222360021completely self absorbed into their own way of living and out of touch with reality
>>222354211stfu dude. i just have mommy issues.
>>222360021breakfast being the most important part of the day is very common and very oldi think eating breakfast is considered woke now though
>>222358271>>222338857I'm 35 and not a virgin.I am still horny every day. When I have a gf then sex gets boring after a few months. Even if she's the nicest, sweetest girl I could see my self settling with. It just gets boring and I start hooking up with other girls and destroy it. If I'm hooking up with randoms then it feels kind of thrilling but starts to feel empty after a couple girls. So I stop and look for a nice girl gf.The only sex that still gives me that crazy rush, full body orgasm, amazing high is hooking up with married women. I've only done it twice, one woman from work and one I got flirty with at the gym. But it's so hard to find. It's the best sex ever though, I have not found anything that tops it.
>>222359797I feel like white girls are the hottest when they act slutty. but asian girls are the best at sex. >>222360021>shits 4-5 times a dayI wish I shit that often. I have to take laxatives to shit every other day. >breakfast being the most important, which I've never fucking heard>>222360124i think it's an american thing because kellogg's pushed this idea for decades in order to sell more cereal. although it seems like breakfast is also the most commonly skipped meal because a lot of people would rather sleep in and rush to work. >watches one movie a weekThis one is true because of losers like me watching 2 movies a day and bringing the average up. I wish /tv/ posters watched a movie once a week though, the threads would probably improve.
Only ever had sex with my wife so idk desu but I do have 7hr long goon sessions when I get the chance
>>222340248I tried this but couldn't even last 1 week.
>>22233885741 here, your sexdrive never stops just slows down a smidge.High School girls shake their developed asses and tits in my face while making tik toks.
>>222356860Goddamn bro, stop psychoanalyzing my life >Fell for the milf meme>Live in college town >Constant what ifs and they refresh every yearAt the very least, move to the middle of nowhere...and avoid porn
>>222357128I disagree. She's perfect. Even the belly. If it gives her the hooters and ass and thick thighs, can't complain.
>>222359205Looks like a fish
>>222359797Ass may be overrated in comparison to tight tummy because you can assure yourself, usually, with the latter, they will remain thin as the years wane on and then you won't be embarrassed when you're out in public with her unlike your thick girl turned hog
>>222360841Meanwhile your wife's sex drive plummets...
>>222343294black girls smell like cocoa butter, asian girls smell like floral lotion, mexican girls smell like cheap soap and sweat, white girls are a wildcard
>>222356935You need to study the difference between chubby and fat. This girl is merely chubby, although she does have a large frame which makes her look bigger. Her body also seems fairly well proportioned. So yeah it's not fat... And fat is only a problem when the body is fridge and not curvaceous. All of this aside, I would prefer a thin girl or a slightly chubby girl.
>>222340176NTA but that unironically makes it so much worse, your test goes through the roof.
>>222354009I have owned used cars and new cars. As much as I hate all the modern gadgets and nanny state surveillance bullshit I still prefer owning a new car. I don't like buying a used car and then finding out that the previous owner was a fucking retard and cheaped out on some important repairs.Or the car was in an accident that damaged the frame which didn't show up on the carfax because it wasn't reported. A new car is unmolested by previous owners. Every stupid decision is yours to make. Plus, when you buy a new car, your preferences are noted by auto manufacturers. For instance, if you care about stick shifts existing in the future then you should buy a new car so that they know there's still a market for it. If you only buy used cars they don't really care about your complaints on modern cars because they were never going to get a sale from you anyway.
>>222338857>>222345399I coom more than ever and I'm in my 30s. Probably cause I don't feel guilt about what gets me off anymore. I am becoming the Ubercoomer.
>>222338857
>>222338857I feel ya, I'm 41 and I thought my labido would start calming down, but its worse than ever.I work a solo nightshift with no monitoring and I straight up good once or twice a night I'm so fucking horny all the timeI think the thrill of doing it at work doesn't help
>>222353790>Since i was young i've wanted to fuck MILFs>Now they are just women my age... and i still want to fuck themAre you me?
>>222361225>I coom more than ever and I'm in my 30s>>222361477>I feel ya, I'm 41 and I thought my labido would start calming down,It took me a bit past 40 to finally slow down. Now I definitely notice the lack of libido.
>>222354211holy fucking truth nuke, milf betas not gonna like to hear it
>ITT: dudes who don't have sex having heated debates about sex Do we need 5 of these threads every single day?
>>222344100He smiles like Michael Jackson.
>>222361112So you're saying I should buy virgin women (as opposed to used whores) so that the people who manufacture women (*hits pipe*) cater to my preferences?This actually makes a fair bit of sense
>>222338788QRD on some context for this scene? There are clearly more than two people in that room while she is in a serious state or undress.
>>222352148mmm mmm mmm
>>222359532it's military time >13hours>13h ours>13hundred ours>1300 ours>1 pmanon gets a boner every day at 1 pm for 40 minutes
>>222363703but why at that exact timewhat's happening at 1pm every day that gives him a 40 minute boner
>>222363920stop saying words
>>222345960>OP post number is >17014077>17014077 replies>17014077 replies to that I always find something new to kek at this webm
>>222353243I last until an hour ago
>>222338857All the anons saying it'll stop when you hit 30. It'll stop when you are stressed or depressed. t.36 and it's come back. I have to fap nearly every day again now. To all the anons who say it's gone you are mentally ill no I'm not joking. It tapered off only when I was massively stressed or had anxiety now it's come back.
>>222345399This is only for losers who settled in life and have no joy anymore.
>>222365274>inMakes sense. I've been like this for 15 years and I've wanted to an hero for about that long, too.
>>222345399bullshit, I'm 38 and two days ago I randomly had this massive caveman urge to wrap my arms around a petite female colleague and drag her to the next bed. Thankfully I'm not a nigger so I could suppress these random desires.
>>22234539934lol no
>>222359377I love Der Coomer.
>>222338788mature ladies are hot
>>222338857>28>haven't fucked in four years>nothing but shitty dates and maybe a titty suck since>settled for accepting loneliness and jacking offThe closest thing to a relationship ive had since I was 20 was dating a girl for two months who I just wasn't in to. I want love and sex but everything about dating is the exact opposite of everything I enjoyBeing an autist, watching both your parents destroy their marriage, and getting molested as a kid really fucks up your ability to form romantic relationships
>>222338857>24>never had sex or interacted with a woman outside of family for longer than a minute>cannot stop jerking it no matter how hard i try to stopbros, i want to be happy, no wonder troons cut them off
>>222365953>28>all my friends are women>single for almost a decadeIt's a fucking curse. I only talk to women but I can't get a girlfriend.
>>222366015kinda similar situation working the frontline (kitchen). everyone is fucking except me
>>222343334is that Tulsi gabbard?
>>222360021>shits 1-3 times a day>has sex 3-5 times a week, usually one day where there's no sex>eats 3 meals a day (breakfast being the most important, which I've never fucking heard)>watches one movie a fortnight>goes to the gym 2-4 times a weekNot average, lucky though
>>222338788I been thinking bout dem tids
>>222340248I done several long no fap streaks and longest challenge was 100days. But I just get depressed after few weeks, feel loss of energy and slowly lose morning wood. After completing challenge ejaculation is kinda painful and cum looks gray and extra sticky. No porn is much more beneficial since you ain't stimulating your coom receptors and your body will naturally tell you when to jerk off. Now I masturbate 1-2 per week only by using imagination, have high libido and rock hard erections.
>>222367311if you say so, pops
>>222345960>those postsreddit wearing 4chan's corpse
>>222367415Alas... there are only dogs for us...
>>222367415puffy
>>222353501Ricky making an ass out of himself and Julian scoring himself a black piece of ass halfway through the season that peaced out when her arc was done.
>>222357726kek... no Anon that just guarantees you'll eventually stop getting sex from your wife and then you'll want it more because of wanting what you can't have. Especially if your wife is attractive and you still want to fuck her. A sexless marriage is a curse if you are young. And women WILL try to use sex as a bargaining chip in marriage. Not a good plan if you're still naturally horny.
>>222368379>women WILL try to use sex as a bargaining chip in marriage>trylolAlso, all women do this.
>>222338857Have you considered just kys?
>>222338857Don't worry, when you get old you will be sick of pissing every waking hour and I tell you that's more annoying than being horny all the time
>>222353535same woman btwmegscarpediem
>>222345461>I turn 30 this year and my hypersexuality dropped off a cliff.How thr fuck is that happenning are you full of onions?
>>222368819i'm 40 and still have to chop down the timber every damn day
>>222345882>twice a day
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/What about this Keira Knightley scene?
>>222359111But I can drive.
>>222368798noice
>>222368954I just turned 38 and dream of becoming low testosterone. I've been a slave to my horniness for most of my life, I kinda don't even know what I'm going to do with myself once I finally don't devote all my free time to trying to fuck.
>>222368819No but I'm not whacking it three times a day like a I did. For as many years straight as I did. I jerk off like 3 or 4 times a week max now. Shits fire I get so much more done, instead of just gooning for 7 hours straight. Maybe it's onions, I moved to a flyover state recently and I can only imagine why everyone here is a pastey pudgy mess.
>>222369618jesus dudei jerk off like 3 times a day but it's like 5-10 mins each time tops, it's like brushing my teeth or taking a shit except it feels great and i like looking at teen pussy while doing it
>>222369644I mean. I was a sex addict probably. I would go to massage parlors and actually fuck pudgy Chinese whores so that's part of it as well. I don't feel the need to fuck whores or jerk off nearly as often as i did in my twenties.
>>222354211I like young women and I like MILFs. Explain that one, professor.
>>222369751you're based and normal
>>222338788I love kettlemilkers so much it's unreal
>>222338821Holy shit, I love Mrs Kettleman!!!!!!!
>>222345477Fun size cutie. Should have stayed on in Shameless and did nude scenes
>>222345509And Billy's Pan pizza
>>222356935Plump not fat and yum!
>>222359069And you can't teach that!
>>222363620Imagine the tits teat in your hands and also, the smell
>>222353535looks like my aunt
>>222365373sauce me up m'lord
>>222356574Embarrassing
>>222356574I had a 3.15 with like 40 absences skool sux
>>222356683>CVH
>>222338788BOY I"D LIKE TO SUCK ON THOSE THINGS
>>222370469pom klementieff
>>222370956>my inability to work something out from context clues is everyone else's fault!
>>222370956>he said on 4chinz where at least half the content consists of memes and codeworded shitpostsAnyhow Carice van Houten is who you're looking for
>>222371208>Spoonfeeding a retard
>>222371208>you don't know actress in this pic's name?>you must be retarded, because I know actress in this pic's name.>look at this still from obscure 1970s movie that approximately 3 milliion boomers have seen, with roughly 75% of them completely forgetting about it.>no, I won't tell you what movie this is, retard.There is no theory of mind on /tv/
>>222340340>3-4 times a week shower fap is healthy and within reasonI jerk off like 3 times between 5 and 6:30 when I wake up. Then it's twice when I come home from work at 4pm, then whatever I feel like in the evening (sometimes it's 0, others it's 5 between 6pm and midnight)32 y-o wizard. It could be worse, I could not be able to get it up at all like some dudes in their 20s. I think I jerk off more now than I did as a teenager. Being horny like a motherfucker without a girlfriend/wife/fwb sucks major balls though. My libido could handle a harem, I have not harem to outlet that libido. Sadface.jpeg
>>222359797Thats a perfect ass
>>222338857Every day I think about this.....For my case I think it has to do with past FOMO. I'm sure that this applies to plenty of you, but if you missed on having sex with an above average girl AND you then get addicted to porn, that desire only gets worse, and since with porn you can find better, and better women to fap to, your mind gets linked to that perfect hot chick, and now it won't go away unless you actually have sex with one of these. I haven't tried prostitues yet, but I think I'll have to dabble sooner than later, maybe it will help. Also, try quitting porn. That stuff rots your brain, your libido, your perception of sex and women alike.
>>222371527it's called charity
>>222371833If you jerk off 5 times a day, especially if you use porn, you might not even be able to get hard with a real woman let alone cum from sex
>>22234539938. No.
>>222372311false
>>222372311I never struggled to make it hard, porn or not. Anyway, it's not like it's a problem or anything since women dont wanna get with me, the reason I have to jerk off to begin with, so it makes no difference if I can get it hard or not with an actual lady.
>>222344043You could literally smell the tension in this scene
>>222340987Same, jerking off sometimes feels like a chore I just need to get out of the way.
>>222372742It's a voluntary chore btwI used to see it that way, but then I just stopped because, while ot felt good, it was still one (or two or three) extra chores for the day. Why waste an hour or two NOT cumming into a woman?
>>222343334white niQQas will look at that flat ass and go "shit yea that's a fat one"
>>22234539939, can confirm
>>222371710>Very known character from the most popular TV-series a decade ago>Can easily image search it
>>222373124She was surprisingly hot in that film
>>222345399I’m 47 and still jo at least once a day.
>actress forgot that she wasn't a dog and demanded 'walkies'
>>222374166Is that the chick from Smile 2: Smile Harder?
>>222373744who dat?
>>222344583Don't think it was Short Cuts. Def wasn't Species 2. That is too old.
>>222345713
>>222374435Sally Hawkins. She's a cute British milf
>>222363437I don't care how she smiles if she's got an ass like this
>>222363491yes, exactly
>>222341187a giant cat is fine too
>>222343334that's a real catch 22
>>222344043it's a shadow
>>222345713damn... kinda looks like me and my last gf
>>222375277She looks like she fucks big fishman dick
>>222376675The dark spot is just a shadow. But her sphincter above it is clearly visible. It's ridiculous how many blind anons confused the dark spot for her anus.
>>222372311what's the logic behind this?
>>222345399yeah fucking right
>>222372311Can this be reversed if you stop jerking off so much?
>>222377512Just stop fapping to porn and just use your imagination or pictures/solo porn.
>>222356574Did they age her up for the DVDs to lessen American guilt at fapping over her?I never watched Buffy.
>>222372311How can I induce this? If I stroke myself at even a medium-slow pace with a decent grip, I'll cum in 30 seconds.How do I make it so I don't cum while having sex. I'd rather that than lasting less than 20 seconds
>>222378245just wank before sex
>>222375277Fish fucker. I bet she fucked Paddington Bear as well.
>>222378321Made for Big Bear Cuddles
>>222376682Are you racist, too?
>>222374468Too new. But in the open matte version of Species 2 they still zoom in the nude scene so you can't see extra of Natasha, who was probably wearing a patch.
>>222346474based nooticer
>>222339042Some of my most horny days, I fap at least four times.40 this year, so I'm kinda pleased I'm still this horny.
>>222365373accidentally seeing titties or panties is more erotic than porn
>>222340987Why? To be horny is to be alive
>>222360021>shits 4-5 times a daylol no wtf. 1-3 times>has sex 5-6 times a week, usually one day where there's no sexonly if you're in a new relationship, old relationships more like 1-2 times a week after a few years>eats 3 meals a day (breakfast being the most important, which I've never fucking heard)yes, though breakfast being important is a meme. It's least important >watches one movie a weekI could see that>goes to the gym 2-3 times a weekaverage for a gym goer sure
>>222377512yeah
>>222378265that doesn't work. i tried and still finished fast
>>222356683Iktf
