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steven seagal cool  No.222339335 Archived
can we have a steve thread? webms, pictures, funny gifs, articles, anything goes really. and has anyone ever tried that energy drink of his?
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Anonymous
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>>222339335
also does anyone have that one thing where hes in a sword duel some some dude and this tiny kid goes to watch or something
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Anonymous
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No thanks
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Anonymous
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Tom Arnold's story about Seagal falling out of a house boat is super funny because he falls out of a house boat
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Anonymous
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>>222339335
He’s Taliban. It’s why Kelly LeBroc left him. cuz hes taliban
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Anonymous
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>>222339539
well, thats too bad
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>>222339335
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Anonymous
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>>222339904
were they really duelling over some girl?
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Anonymous
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>>222339918
>Vietnam veteran and retired CSA agent William Lansing works on a wildlife refuge in Northern Alaska, and has been exchanging letters in a pen-pal relationship with Irena Morawska, a 13-year-old orphaned girl in Warsaw, Poland. When the letters suddenly stop coming, Lansing heads to Poland to figure out the reason.

...is Steven in the files?
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>>222339990
i dont think steven seagal even has an email so i doubt it
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Anonymous
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>>222340018
Also from what we've seen in the movies I'm not sure he has a very accurate grasp on what sex is, so he's likely not a kid fucker, or an anything fucker
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Anonymous
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>>222339335
He's not cool, he is downright pathetic
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Anonymous
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>>222340315
Dont you know Steven knows Kung-Fu, Karate, Tai-Chi, and a whole bunch of other dangerous words?
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Anonymous
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Punani.
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Anonymous
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>>222340428
would
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Anonymous
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>>222340409
It's funny that his schtick of cosplaying as a cop and claiming he was a secret CIA operative have both aged like milk
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Anonymous
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>>222340443
>the asian experience
Does it taste like disappointed parents and insecurity?
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Anonymous
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>>222339335
The man is walking kino and anyone that thinks otherwise just reveals they have a sad manlet personality
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Anonymous
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>>222340497
tastes like sideways vagina
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Anonymous
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>>222340534
That was going to be my first joke but I feel like it wouldn't get under yellow skin as much.
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Anonymous
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>>222340428
the 90s-2000s era where you could just slap a scribbled kanji for KI on something and it would be exotic and enticing was peak westciv
le global community sucks, make chinks and nips comfort women again
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Anonymous
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>>222340483
Wasn't he also doing hits for the mob during this time as well?
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Anonymous
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>>222340632
Fighting rival Yakuza clans or some shit
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Anonymous
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this dude lived exactly the life he wanted and never let anyone tell him he couldn't
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Anonymous
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>>222339539
why do you think the Taliban is so deadly and effective? Hapkido training! And where'd they learn that? From Steven Seagal's fat ass!
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Anonymous
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>>222339798
Reminds me of the Samurai Jack ending for some reason.
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>>222339335
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>>222340443
Ah, yes, the three flavors: root beer, cherry, and Asian.
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Anonymous
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>>222339629
god ukrainefags are so retarded and annoying
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Anonymous
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What is, unironically, the best Seagalkino?
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Anonymous
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>>222343958
Under Siege
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