>oh, and Chief, I never did get your name>The name's John.>*takes helmet off and stares into camera*>John Halo>*cut to credits as Halo theme plays*
>>222339805The show has Kat in it, thats enough to forgive everything else
>>222339805Did they really need to pick the ugliest goblin slav they could find?
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>>222339805Halo is such a simple formula. How do they keep fucking it up every single time since reach.
I demand a hot cortana!
>>222340300It used to be a pro military game where you felt like you were part of something big, then the dei hires who hates the military took over and obviously everything has to be ambiguous and morally grey, and less focus on the military. Throw in the mandatory girlbosses and you have basically stripped everything it was away.
>>222340300Because this is just a gay soap opera for women wearing a halo skin suit
>>222340058>>222340081He's of european descent but you already knew that, brownoids
>>222341450I know they're making a mass effect show now, but I'm still completely convinced that the halo show used the script for the scrapped mass effect show that was talked about years ago.
>>222341487>(((european descent)))>>222341521But we already have Babylon 5?
>>222341487>Pablo Schreiber (half brother of liev schreiber and therefore uncle of Kai schreiber)Hmm yes quite
>>222339805>Used to own a Twitter account with 40k+ followers>Posted the first image of John Halo's face reveal (similar to OP's photo)>Paramount had it taken down in not even 5 minutes>My account was permanently deleted for itIt was at that point I deleted everything online and only remade an email and a Steam account.
>>222341569Different mother, retard
>>222341565>but we already have a bad show
>>222341593Judaism passed through the Mother.
>>222340035Kat wasn't in the show
>>222341661Yeah, hence why Liev is the jew
>>222341337I still don't know why Microsoft chose to go away with Cortana in the age of AI. Could've been the one AI model that stands out from the crowd.
>>222341683Interesting early life for that creature
>>222341593So he still gets his j card, but orthodox rabbis won't honor it, big whoop
>>222341735No, because none of his parents are jewish
>>222341683He was really good at playing Sabretooth, A serial rapist cannibal.
>>222340081that is the only type of people left in the future.
>>222339805Damn, Nicky Saboktka made it big.
who should he have played?
this is like a thread filled with ai bots imitating 4chan replies
>>222341487Post foreskin
>>222340300everything after halo CE has been absolute dogshit
>>222341663Wait, whos the blonde Spartan? I thought her name was Kat?
>>222342406everything after halo: the fall of reach has been absolute dogshit
>this is a good show for Americans
>>222340035You mean her?
>>222343968I think her name was Kai (according to AI).It would have been awesome if Kat from Halo: Reach was in the show, but I think they were early model Spartans.
>>222344093No, I meant Kai
>>222344274i want the big girl spartan to sit on my face
>>222344322I want her to fight my bullies for me, but also have a penis
>>222344093I wish
>>222344093Whatever happened to her?
Crazy how American fps games in the '90s were all "hey kid wanna play an interactive action/horror/ninja movie?" and then, come the 2000s, they all became "hey goy wanna die for israel?".
>>222344549The first Transformers is straight-up an Iraq war recruitment film.
>>222341695Full body joi model.
>>222341587that sucks senpai
>>222339805Halo is my favorite scifi setting for its worldbuilding and I want to rape the showrunners and writers and cause trauma in ways that therapy and medication cannot fix.
>>222341337Cortana from Campaign Evolved looks like the smiling guy monster from From.
>>222345992I'm not sure Halo works as a TV show or movie. It worked better as video games and books.
