My homie Sauron was robbed by Eru Riggitini pushing Gollum in, nobody in Middle Earth had the willpower to do it otherwise. Bravo Tolkien
What a shitty ending.
>>222340085So Tolkien is saying that humans aren't able to fight evil if God doesn't help them?
Gollum would probably give you head for the ring, if you say to him that you will give him the ring but only for 10/10 blowjob, he is guaranteed to give you his absolute all
>>222340868Gollum would bite your dick off and run away with the ring.