>make him only able to fall asleep at 7am everyday, make him sleep for 10 hours and still feel tired anyways, and also only make him eat one extremely large meal per day, perfect
>>222340965this nigga has been buck broken by his own sleep schedule kek
>>222340965Truman Show is a clear proto-Matrix movie. Sylvia is an allegory for the Truth.
>make him walk 7-10k steps per day, eat three meals of real food per day, & be in bed so that he wakes up shortly after sunrise
>>222340965This dude was watching Truman jack off for years.
I wish I was asleep at 7amNow it's almost 9 and I'm sitting here
>>222340965>he doesn't check that's because he sits on his ass all fuckin day
>>222341280>was walking 30k steps every day until summer >now way too fucking hot to be outside>bored at home all the timefucking sick of this season
>tell his wife to pack a bag and say she's going to her sister's for the night>switch to bedroom camera>watch him look at her car drive away from the window>keep following him as he goes through his wife's wardrobe>zoom in on his face>make sure to capture his expression of pleasure as he wears her silk panties>have her abruptly come home and head straight upstairs
>>222340965>have him put the most effort and money in his garden of his life.>Activate record breaking drought
>show him the wrong definition of 'cunt' so it sounds like a nice thing>now have him say it to strangers
>>222340965>make him realize he was always the master of his destiny>leave a 4chan post detailing how someone broke the night owl cycle by being painfully tired for a few days with a strict rule to never sleep while the sun shines. Also midday tanning, no caffeine after midday, magnesium to fix disjointed sleep, and track what extra things help or hinder sleep like stretching.
> Okay hire a sexy young red head with big tits at his work> Okay now designate him her trainer and force it to be in office> Have her drop a few slutty comments > Okay now have her hug him for an extra second to make him fall in love> Now send him him to his pregnant bitchy girlfriend > Excellent now pop a thought of her smiling at him as she leaves the office right as he’s about to go sleep
>>222340965a capeshit thread died for this
>>222341918Good
>his rice is steamed and set for 10 minutes>he's going for it>make the first giant spoonful fling a chunk of rice behind the stove
>send in the massive spider under his sofa
>he's at a social gathering wearing khakis>make him have to piss>activate dual piss streams onto his pants>good
>>222341036The idea of the world being fake and a prison is found in a lot of movies. Alien Romulous has a similar plot when you think about itMan in the High Castle also touches on this, but that show goes off the rails by season 3
>Wait ->Truman just spends all day jacking it to cartoon porn?>Can we even show this on TV? And who would watch it anyway?
>>222341465>have him put the most effort and money in his garden of his life>Have black neighbours move in on both sides of his house
>>222341391Wake up in the fucking morning, early morning, or just carry water with you and take an extra shower.
>>222340965>Make the board he loves have the same shitty threads every day
If Truman had done something super criminal, like killed someone, let's say even by accident - or manslaughter in self-defense, what would the show have done?Would they need to hire a real life judge and bring him in? Where would they find a suitable jury?
just take melatonin you retard
>>222342690they would send him to jail and keep filming it would be an easier time for them
>>222342653It’s on its 44th season for a reason
>>222340965>Make him have insanely vivid imagination >Now give him zero motivation to do anything about it
>>222342682>Make them the type to complain, but absolutely do nothing on their end to fix things... Perfect
>>222342713>Truman joins a prison gang and gets a Nazi tattoo
>>222342690>>222342713>That season where Truman thought his new co-worker liked him so he spent three nights trying to think up a reasonable plan to kill his wife>Just pushes her down the stairs and calls the cops claiming she fell. Doesn't even check her body to realize she's alive>Rest of the season is the most dogshit courthouse '''drama'''>Truman gets five years>Only exciting thing to happen so far is he got shivved once in the shower for refusing to suck cockI hear they're cloning him to begin a new spin-off called the Numan Show.
>>222342713>make his bar of soap extra slippy
>make him constipated >have him shove the handle of the plunger up his ass to try to loosen his ass and make the turds come out>Okay, now make his mom burst in the bathroom and see him jamming the plunger up his asshole
>>222342697great now i have paralysis demons and giant spiders in my dreams. thanks.
>>222342818works on my nervous system
>>222341391>he doesn't walk before/around sunrise and in the afternoon/early evening.The Yankee fears the Southron's adaptation to the heat and humidity.
>It's another episode of Truman staying all night trying to draw something for it not to turn up as good This has happened multiple times already, it's getting tiring honestly, well, atleast he's trying
>>222342874gotta know when to quit. honestly, stop drawing for more than 2 hours at a time and come back with fresh eyes.
>>222342907Thats what I do I call it letting it breath
>>222341391alllll the heat is headed to europe now. going to be a shitty winter but having fall weather in august is very nice.me and my kids flew kites and had to throw on light sweaters, a week ago we were fucking melting in the heat
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>>222340965>nly make him eat one extremely large meal per dayisn't that good for you?OMADChris Martin the Coldplay faggot was saying he was doing that, and Bruce Springsteen said it made him live longer
>>222340965Flat earthers seem to really enjoy this movie
>>222342979They like it cuz they think the government is spying on them. I dont think they actually appreciate what the movie is about
>>222340965how does he know???
>MAKE HIM SHIT THE BED AND SMEAR SHIT AND BLOOD AND SHIT AND PISS ALL OVER AND SHIT HIMSELF AND BLOOD AND PISS.
>truman starts working out, eating well, reading books and bettering himself>make him feel sad out of nothing
>>222340965>Rise the prices of everything in town until he can't afford anything
>>222340965This guy is from the Truman Show? I always thought he was a bond villain
>>222342664Black (Surinam), black (antilles) or black (African)?
>>222340965>and also only make him eat one extremely large meal per dayThis is good for you, and if you're fat you'll lose weight.
>>222340965
>>222343964Do blue light glasses actually help?
