Cast it.
>>222342223How do you "cast" an album you retarded pretentious faggot
Eric Roberts as Zoot Horn Rollo
what did frank zappa see in this hack?im not saying all of zappas works were "hits" or even listenable but captain beefheart is bs non music
>>222342361>fart sniffing avant garde music nerd likes other fart sniffing avant garde music nerds
>>222342361Shut up retard, Safe as Milk is beautiful.
>>222342361https://youtu.be/LpHgG4jILa0?si=_qjyCG9FLTkVeXb0I defy anyone to denounce this kino
>>222342223The album is trash that incels have to convince themselves to like (hence all those "it clicked" threads on /mu/.)So to find a cinematic equivalent we just need a movie that is objectively fucking shit but incels pretend to like anyway.
>>222342223Her
>>222342756
>>222342820Low-hanging fruit but I'll allow it
>>222342756filtered pleb and judging by your obsession with incels possibly a troon as well, commit suicide at once
>>222342361Beefheart was more talented than Zappa.
>>222342223Daniel Day-Lewis.
>>222342361It was probably a form of fawning because Captain Beefheart used to bully him in high school and Zappa felt like he had to be nice to him because of it.
>>222345118Zappa arguably the most talented musician of his epoch and Beefheart couldn't play any instruments and could barely write, so you're factually wrong.
>>222343148That's what makes it the perfect equivalent
>>222342756>unironically calling people incels in 2026 You’ve ran that word into the ground so hard that it has completely lost meaning. I’ve seen people called married men incels. It’s fucking nothing.
>>222342361I don't know, I don't really like either of them; but at least Zappa gave us Alice Cooper, and that's gotta be worth something.
>>222346229playing instruments doesn't mean you're talented, anyone can learn to do it
>>222346506>being good at playing music doesnt mean you are good at playing music>everyone is equally capable
>>222346506Having immaculate technical skill on instruments does factually mean that you're talented. If you don't understand this basic fact then you're not smart enough to be talking to anyone on this matter. There's no way to break it simplify it for you anymore. A person who plays instruments (let alone with the skill and technicality that Zappa had) is more musically talented than someone who doesn't play any instruments. I can't believe how stupid you are.
>>222346506You're brown as fuck.
>>222342275He probably means the making of the album which is easily a great period piece music biopic idea
Matt Berry as the Capt
>>222342756I hated this album for ten years and honestly, it does scratch a certain itch occasionally, but I do think that most people who claim to get it really don't. Anyone acting like it's a musical masterpiece is an idiot. It's just a fun album when you're in a very specific mood. I'd rate it about an 8/10 when I'm in the mood for it. It's like the white album in that it could have been trimmed down to a single LP and it would be better.
Rock Bottom is the only Scaruffi 9.5 that isn't complete dogshit.
>>222342361Beefhearts band made way better music than zappa, pachuco cadaver, moonlight in Vermont, mirror man, tarotplane, trust us, semi multicolored Caucasian, observatory crest, sweet sweet bulbs
>>222346229Beefheart wrote plenty of his bands music but regardless they are way better than any band zappa put together
>>222342820This is the musical equivalent of the Division Bell. The types of people who like it are the same type type of people who like the Division Bell.
>>222347498He doesn't have anything remotely as good as Hot Rats.
>>222347408Scaruffi rated Fare Forward Voyagers 9/10 and that album, especially the title track, is godly
>>222347408Yerself Is Steam is a great album, although it's not as good as Boces, which is probably why Scaruffi rated it higher. Really though, those two albums are glorious. I like the stuff that Mercury Rev did after them, but those first two albums are on a whole 'nother level.
>>222347501The original trilogy is the Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, and Animals. The prequels are the Final Cut, a Momentary Lapse of Reason, and the Division Bell. The Endless River is the CGI Clone Wars. The sequels are whatever happens when David Gilmour passes the name Pink Floyd down to his grandchildren.
>>222346229Beefheart could play piano and harmonica in a decent level, but most importantly he could sing, unlike Zappa.
>>222347408It's by far the weakest out of the three.>>222347537Best song in that album literally has him on it.>>222347543Amazing record and arguably his best composition, but I still prefer both America and Requia as whole albums.>>222347585Agreed, Boces was one of those few records that changed me in a way.
>>222347019>>222347265beefheart is a better and more talented musician because his music is better than zappa's, him not being able to play an instrument is irrelevant>>222347290I have pale skin and can play piano and guitar
>>222348119Post hand
>>222348277Mirror man sessions mogs anything zappa ever did. Beefheart sense of humor is also much stronger
>>2223422236/10.Not even his best.
>>222342223/tv/ + /mu/ is a truly cursed combinationdelet this
>>222346229lol no
>>222349904First handposter i see in this godforsaken website who doesn't have a fat hand.
>>222349904Mirror Man is my favorite Beefheart and I agree with your statement anon. Nice hand!
>>222351648its literally the baskin roberts poster
>>222353153You're probably right
>>222348006>Best song in that album literally has him on it.For like two minutes, and all he did was sing. Anyone can sing a song that someone else wrote.
>>222347904If you value singing that much then just listen to Mariah Carey or some shit, you fucking pleb.
>>222342820That box set design looks cheap and tacky. Now, this is a good design.
>>222348119>I have pale skin and can play piano and guitarWell I have pale skin and can play guitar, piano, and bass. Also, my skin looks smoother than yours.
>>222348119Show me what Captain Beefheart did that comes anywhere near matching this performance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtrSrdzaQwkI'll give you a hint: you fucking can't.
>>222342820>prequel trilogy>shit design>>222353876>original trilogy>kino designAppropriate.
>>222342223If Trout Mask Raplica was a person
>>222342223Why is the best album for Scaruffi?
>>222342790>after the role of a lifetime, i've been... busy
>>222342275cast it into the volcano
>>222342223cast him
>>222353959https://youtu.be/eOOvMf8TR04?is=qd9FU-r5yrkdzRBOThe studio version is better but since you posted live there it is. I could list many songs that are leagues above zappas best
>>222355321It sounds like shit compared to the performance of Zoot Alures that I posted. It actually sounds like shit in general, but especially compared to what I posted. You could have just said you didn't have anything that could compete with it, but I guess you thought that posting something whatever it is would be better than that. Really though, you'd look better if you just apologized and admitted that I was right, because you fucking failed the task.
>>222347408faust i is one of the most seminal moments in all of arttmr is the great pleb filter but not very goodrock bottom is just an average album
>>222357149>faust i is one of the most seminal moments in all of artit's good but I wouldn't call it that good
>>222357212Nta but seminal doesn't really mean good.
>>222355279
>>222347369Kino
>>222347537>>222342361Clear Spot BTFO's anything Zappa did.
>>222347408He certainly does have terrible taste
>>222359184I wouldn’t say that (Joe’s Garage) but People who hate Beefheart have never listened to Clear Spot
>>222346229Zappa made lounge music with the wank turned up to maximum. He couldnt possibly be more boring than he was
>>222353959>6 mins of interminable noodlingJust fuck off with that shit. Fucking dream theater could write that shit for fucks sake. You need to raise your standards
>>222361913literlly no way
>>222361288can't really think of bad beefheart albums except for those two studio albums he disinherited
>>222342361Imagine being too retarded to understand music. How sad
>>222357149>faust i is one of the most seminal moments in all of artI used to think this, until I realized that both Tago Mago and Tanz Der Lemminge came out before it.
>>222364091indeed befheart's life was very sad
I love the trout
i find myself agreeing with mike patton when he said the worst thing about music is the people that play it. i will go a step further and say the people that listen to music are just as awful. you're all faggots, no different than the kpop shit on /mu/
>>222366293why are you hating on music in general?
>>222366474music sucks and music is over, we already reached the peak of it and the only thing to do with it is make it more discordant and annoying to listen to so no one will end up listening to it. the rest of the world doesn't care and is perfectly fine with pop music designed by an algorithm. the future is mindless repetition and we are already there
>>222366583you're acting like tv is any better. Zero good movies being created nowadays
Michael Shannon looks a bit like Beefheart
>>222347408>>222357212>>222364794Faust is peak of all music. The fact that it was made in 1971 is insane, it's avant-garde even by today's standards. I can listen to this album almost every day and never get bored because you always notice some new tiny tidbits that went unnoticed before, absolutely impeccable production and mixing.
Y'all niggas haven't seen Scaruffi's movie ratings. Some of his ratings are outright bizarre:>Face/Off - 7.6 while In The Mood For Love - 7.4. >Zardoz - 7.9 while 2001: A Space Odyssey - 7.8>Dogma 7.9 - while Tokyo Story - 7.5>Being John Malkovich - 7.8 while Yiyi - 7.6 FUCKING DOGMA A 7.9??? Zardoz so high? WTF?
>bangs on the piano keys for hours>tells you to turn it into songs>gives himself full credit>forces you to rehearse 14 hours a day and forbids you from leaving the house while paying you no money>throws you off the stairs and fires you because you don't know how to play "a strawberry">freezes mid-performance during what could be your most important gig yet and walks off stage because he saw a girl turning into a fishThe most based man that ever lived
>>222368571faust is good, but they weren't the first to do it. the mothers of invention pioneered a lot of what they perfected. zappi even nicknamed himself after frank zappa
>>222368912Fair enough, Freakout! (1966) basically invented everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV5Bd8Eu0ko
>>222368777Trips of truth
>>222368912>>222369251zappa never wrote a good song though. (besides camarillo brillo)
>>222368777literal based schizo
>>222368777drumbo and the others got their due and will forever be remembered as the guys that brought don's crazy vision to life
>>222369586We're The Brain Police, The Muffin Man, Uncle Remus exist though
>>222368777The best musician in the world was a sculptor lmao
>>222369586>my opinions are factsHe wrote lots of successful and technically advanced songs, that millions of people have enjoyed. I'm sorry you didn't like them but I think Hot Rats and Bongo Fury are great albums and Nanook Rubs It is my favourite musical comedy track which isn't saying much but obviously I think it's good. Agree to disagree.
>>222368777https://youtu.be/bvA-tQ299PE?is=O1yphooTCZNrnUgO
>>222342275He's just shitposting Anon, don't get your panties in a wad
Mr. Bungle > gap > Beefheart > diarrhea > Zappa
>>222342361Beefheart blows Zappa out of the water hardcore.
>>222346229You don't understand what's going on. A person can replicate Zappa. You literally can't replicate Beefheart.
>>222361913It's six minutes of him flexing his impeccable skill. Cry about it.
>>222371959I really don't think they can. There's a level of calculation, spontaneity, and elegance in his playing that most people aren't capable of coming up with on their own. More importantly, he's a better composer and performer than Beefheart. He's simply better. You're coming at it from the angel of someone who doesn't actually understand or care about music. You could pound on a piano and produce something that would be impossible to replicate, but that doesn't mean that it's any good.
>>222368777All you're saying is that he's a talentless cluster-B hack piece of shit and that that's somehow good.
>>222369586What's wrong with this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGdpxPNhRSo
>>222368777>I like him because he sucks and I suckPeople who hate music like him because they identify with him and it's easier for them to picture themselves as him than Frank.
