Anon. You dropped this.
>>222343198thanks mom that's uh my bong haha
>>222343198That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby
>>222343281One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger signed by Anon
>>222343281not much use having a big penis when all you do is jerk off I guess
>>222343198do these things work or are they a meme?
>>222343198does this shit even work
does it really need to be swedish?
>>222343532Yes
>>222343542Otherwise you don't get the flag on it, you idiot
>>222343198Don't these things offer no permanent gains? Just a shitload of wrist work for a temporarily more engorged boner?
>>222343497Th-that's not mine!
>>222343539Temporarily, yes. You're pulling more blood into your dick, that makes it a little bigger. When you take the penis pump off, that all goes away. You can use a cock ring to slightly preserve it while turning your dick purple if you want.
>>222343198i guess my dad found my penis pump cause he started making vague statements like "dirk diggler" randomly and nodding his head, he also said "you can have too much of a good thing." i hate that smartass prick
>>222343497Someone's playing a prank on me!
>>222343498upload pics of your huge dick online and have fags and skanks lust over it
>>222344360sounds like a great way to get permanent damage. i'll stick to my small healthy weiner
>>222343539They’re fun but anyone who thinks its going to make their dong permanently bigger is delusional.
>>222344843How small? Micro?
>>222344843Id imagine it could cause permanent damage, but also if you used it everyday it should make your penis able to pull in more blood thus making it look thicker, length is pretty much determined by your inner penis and the tendon that you could get cut and gain an extra inch or two but then it will never point up again
>>222344271Why would you want to jug around a massive dong when not in use? It's dreadfully uncomfortable.
>>222344969Im personal ok with my hard 5 incher, I am NOT ok with my turtle penis when flaccid.
>>222344271Pumping itself doesn’t give «permanent» gains, but after a few months of using it you’ll have retained pump for about a day. Pumping as part of a penis enhancement routine absolutely works for permanent gains. I went from 4.75 girth to 5.5 at my peak, then settled at 5.25 permanent in a year. I have a reddit post if you want to see proof.
>>222344988>I have a reddit post if you want to see proof.Sure, why not?
>>222343539It's the same as women sucking a shot glass to puff up their lips
>>222345019https://www.reddit.com/r/TheScienceOfPE/comments/1r1z2a5/7_month_girth_gains_468in_to_55in/
>>222343198Its good for novelty ever so often, but it makes your dick squishy and women prefer hard.
>>222345061>all those mods blown away by them gainsYou love to see it
>>222345061Can't even see it because I don't have a reddit account and they closed all the loopholes to view shit without one.
>>222343532they do work but you'll have a hard time cumming
>>222345179>>222345239Pretty funny to me that about 700k people have seen my dick on Reddit lmao
>>222343542>weird fag toysYes
>>222345061>browsed subreddit>chuckled at the poor saps with small dicks buying frankeinstein devices to achieve a fraction of my 7"X6" dick>came across a guy who enhanced to >8inFuck me I'm considering it now
>>222345329I had a ton of time and interest to see if it actually worked, and it does, but I think it’s way too much effort for the results you get. What would 8 get you that 7 doesn’t?
>>222345403>What would 8 get you that 7 doesn’t?The future, Mr Gitts!
>>222345403Idk I like having a big dick. I became bi solely because of exhibitionism: first time a man touched my dick is when I went to a nude beach as a teenager because I wanted to walk around swinging. Pretty sure I'm an autoandrophile kek
>>222345598Better get to it then, future girthmaster
>>222345061And now? Surely you have to keep it up or you'll lose eventually
>>222345598I'm jelly
>>222345708I lost .25in fairly quickly after after quitting in late April so that was the temp pump that I was talking about. I’m now permanently at 5.25
Haha well as you can see i have a big fat massive cock, want to taste it?
>>222343281
>>222345856I've seen that a bunch of times and it still makes me kek
>>222345329>Fuck me I'm considering it nowyou and me both
>>222344843it won't give you much length, a bit, but it will make things girthierand you're right, the permanent damage from overuse isn't worth it
>>222346100>permanent damage from overuseI've read some articles and they seem to indicate that 10mins as a max is safe. I guess some people go over that for some raisin?
>>222344360Purple dick? Where do I sign?
>>222343532Apparently they can really mess your dingus up. Something about the blood vesicles or whatever, your pp will have the consistency of a sponge if you use it too often.
>>222346170Depends on the pressure and you experience. I can’t stress enough if people want to do this they need to slowly build up tolerance for a few months before going hard
>>222343532yeah but they also totally destroy your dick over time
>>222345329I got 8 and have been turned down by women for being too big. Also can't use all of it without hitting the cervix (which most women do not appreciate). Juice ain't worth the squeeze unless you're going to start making porn
>>222343532yes, as in they give your dick bruising...on the inside as well.
>>222343542 Yes. The japanese ones are usually sized smaller, and have complicated controls that aren't in english. The german ones are well engineered but have valve timing issues if you aren't on top of the maintainace schedule.
>>222345329Length work seems even weirder. The best way to make length gains is to hang weights around your dick
>>222345061So basically you got to be fairly big in the first place and you’ll get slightly bigger after a year or more of daily work? No 4 inches is going to 6-7 right?
>>222346668You understand you aren't grafting tissue? Imagine swelling cartilige by 30 percent, and see what happens to stability
>>222346593You got to stretch out the tendon that holds most of the penis back>>222346422Yeah, women get off with one finger if used right, some women need size to feel anything, but most women are fine with a 5 incher, but thats the toyota of dicks when women want the lambo, only to find while they perform better, they break down much sooner, aka, leave for another women
>>222346668You gain girth not length. Length is an internal thing, girth is about how much blood you dick can hold.
I'm just gonna leave this here broshttps://www.reddit.com/r/AngionMethod/comments/c1w5ly/angion_methods_complete_list/
>>222346775Fuck off Janus your method doesn’t do shit
>>222346795wrong
>>222343198white dudes need this bigly
swedish cocks are normal-sized. I saw my bull's.
>>222346830>10 year old program>zero images that it works
>>222346529lol this guy owned a Golf
>>222346991wrong again
>>222347099You’re welcome to post before and afters, Janus. You can’t, but you’re welcome to.
>>222347189meds schizo
>>222346170>I guess some people go over that for some raisin?People are giant retards.>>222346237hehehe.....hard.
>>222347054Well my junk was called a 3 wood. And the LAST thing you want with one of these is a valve issue.
>>222343532For 5 minutes or so. They just move more blood into the cavernous bodies and blood vessels and then it gets pumped out via veins.However, just like with shoving digaling into the vacuum cleaner it can overpressurize the blood vessels causing them to rupture. And blood vessels can be quite small, so it can cause necrosis somewhere or break the wrong cell and now you have cancer.
>>222345061The things normalfags do to sustain their faggot lives jfc >destroying your sensitivity just for it to "look" better For a nation that glorifies infant sexual mutilation is not a surprise I guess.
>>222347564Calm down wormy
>One .webm file, two minutes and fourteen seconds long with sound enabled, uploaded to /gif/ depicting an obese male aged between 22 and 24, placing a Swedish-made penis pump on his three inch cock and pumping aggressively until artificially inflated to eight inches…identified by facial recognition software as Anon.
>>222345239Just change "www." to "old.", not "www.old.reddit"
>>222345061>snippedmy gondolas anon
>>222346237>>222347244
>>222343532in my experience you will gain half an inch of length and girth from pumping but it goes away over the next few hours. guys report that they've made permanent gains by using it daily for 6+ months, usually for a year or more but it's impossible to know if they are shill posts because i have never seen someone post progress pics over the course of months. it's definitely a fun toy just for the temporary gains. half an inch doesn't sound like a lot until you've experienced the gain, feels like you've got a certified lap hog in your hands even though it's only slightly bigger. you can explode your dick blood vessels if you're a retard and use it for too long and even if you don't explode your dick you can make it look extremely retarded for a few hours if you get edema from pumping too hard. some guys say it helps with erection quality but i don't have ED so i can't comment on that.
>>222347693Put me in the screen cap!!!
>>222346775>>222345019>>222345061The lack of shame and reflection in these posts is actually hilarious.Let me guess, you're getting limb lengthening surgery next?
>>222347682Yeah :(>>222347693I’m the guy who posted the reddit earlier. The guys doing just pumping for 6+ do get gains that last for a full day but they have to do maintenance pump a few times a week to keep the «gains»
>>222343532They work. Male strippers pump their dicks and tie a rubber band at their base to keep their dicks big when they perform.
>>222347752No but I lift weights a few times a week
>>222347820Most males in the adult industry have dick issues due to all the tricks they do to make it look big.
>>222347777what was your full routine?
>>222347752The lack of reading comprehension exhibited by yours is telling
>>222343532They are a meme. If you wanted your penis to grow you should have been jelqing.
>>222347962Its in the google doc I have on the reddit post. Basically early on a lot of manuals like stretching, jelqs, squeezes. Then added in pump on top, then clamping.
>>222348112Wanna rail my ass instead?
>>222348112They are fags with no gf who want you to jerk it with them. Gay faggots collect random girl pictures and use them to bait out their real prize: molesting some autistic weirdo over the Internet
>>222348167if you ever do a :3 near me i will force you to wear girl clothes then i will marry you
>>222348349Thanks anon
>>222346727Length is meaningless after 4 inches any way
>thread still up, halfway to page 10 even>literal photo of a penis posted ITT not deleted for 20+ minutes>literal penis discussion threadthis is incontrovertible evidence that the mods are homosexual
>>222348686We're all a little bit homosexual anon
>>222345061This is pretty neat
>>222343532>>222343539Asking for a friend right?
>>222345278That's fine work anon
>>222343198do these things actually work? My dick is about 3 inches hard, when soft its up inside my body. Would it work on me?
>>222345329>7-inchers feeling insecurebro just be content, this is embarrassing, the degree of self-consciousness the average guy has today is embarrassing
>>222345061This may in fact be one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen and read. Each guy has his exact dick measurements next to his name. What the fuck is this next level weird ass cope? if you're this obsessed with dick size you have way greater problems than the size of your shlong.
>>222346834SAAR
>>222343198I'm telling you that's not mine
>>222343198NOT MINE!!
>>222347640Wtf cheers anon didn't realise it was so easy
>>222345061sponsored by Girthmasterrr
>>222350878I think it’s starting current and goal size
>>222350286I know I'm big, but why can't I try to be huge? How did you even get insecure from that post?
>>222350286How can you stand to be with a woman knowing you aren’t her biggest and best?
>>222351878If you didn't feel anything lacking, then why would this information cause any reaction from you at all? Someone earlier itt compared the penis enlargement stuff to leg-lengthening, which is a comparison I agree with.
>>222344472Let's face it, it's mostly fags. The skanks are just fags with a fake profile pic
>>222352033Pouring over the things you can't change sounds miserable. I made an effort to put that away a long time ago.
>>222343198I don't think mine would even fit inside that
>>222352043>if you don't feel insecure about the way you dress, why are you buying new clothes?>if you don't feel insecure about your physique, why do you lift?>if you don't feel insecure about your knowledge, why do you read books?>if you don't feel insecure about your income, why did you ask for a raise?>if you don't feel insecure about your cooking, why are you trying a new dish?Should I go on?
>>222345061Is it permanent though. I got mine to 16 cm girth from manual exercises, but it was temporary. It returned to my normal 15 when I stopped the exercises.
>>222343532They work.... if you want ed.
>>222352607What manuals? How long were you training? Did you stop completely or do maintenance for a while? I’ve lost .25 and have stabilized
>>222343532No. It'll give you a helluva hardon until the blood flows back out (you're supposed to use a cock ring with these to keep your erection up), but if you use them long term you don't gain any appreciable size and it can give you seriously bad ED.Same with jelqing >>222348131 which is also complete fucking bullshit along with every pill and cream out there.If any of this shit actually worked, literally every fucking guy on the face of the planet would be doing it. Unless you're want to undergo super fucked up cosmetic surgery down there, you're stuck with the dick you got.Now... that said, there are two things every guy *can* do that improve erections: Lose weight and do kegel exercises. Losing weight shrinks the suprapubic fat pad and hides less of your dick under fatty tissue, and kegels won't make your erection bigger, but they will tend to make it firmer and help work against ED.
>>222344988Just take citruline to increase blood flow the natural way
>>222352742I started with jelqing, then moved onto squeezes. I kept up a good routine for two years with rest days for recovery. I got beginner gains, but I quickly learned that that was down to improved erection quality rather than tissue enlargement. I stopped a couple of years ago when I was sick
>>222352922>If any of this shit actually worked, literally every fucking guy on the face of the planet would be doing it.Most men don’t even lift weights or do cardio
>>222353476Jelqing is basically specialized masturbation. If jerking off made your dick bigger everyone would have cocks as long as their arms.
>>222353863I disagree that they’re similar, but even if they were maybe since every young guy jerks off so much everyone reached their natty potential without even knowing it?
>>222345061oh great, another thing to feel insecure about
>>222354498Nothing to feel insecure about, women really don’t give a shit about your size unless you’re micro
>>222354620>unless you’re micro
>>222354620same shit I always say. micro or just legit too big. the rest are cozy enough
>>222345061>he didn’t skip dick day
>tfw remember watching this as a youngish kid completely oblivious to a lot of the jokes but running around the house saying "do i make you randy baby?!"i know my parents found it amusing, but still lel
>>2223552745.5 inch girth isn't a lot
>>222345061I’ve talked to you on discord kek. These gains are insane and not typical.
>A thread dedicated to looking at pictures of Anon's penis on reddit.Least gay /tv/ tread ever.
>>222343532They do work,It's recommended to do 6 months of length work and 6 months of girth work with a month break in-between.Here's what i'm doing20 minutes of interval pumping at 7Inhg (1min x 10sets then 2mins x 5 sets ) 3-4 a week for girth,gone up from 4 3/4 " to 5" in the last year.Girth work is also helpful for increasing erection quality so your BPEL (bone-pressed erect length) catches up to your BPSFL (Bone-pressed Stretched Flaccid Length), right now I have 6" BPEL and 7 5/16" BPSFL (Gone up from 6 1/2" in the last year)It's also recommended to take a week break every 4 weeks to recover.
>>222352169
>>222355112>the rest are cozy enoughBased cozy dick analyst
>>222354139>jerk off>jerk off slowly with a death gripyeah totally different
>>222357333That’s not what jelqing is though
>>222357364What is the proper jelqing technique?
>>222356804I just wanted a fun Austin Powers thread but it's turned into a thread about the type of dick exercises everyone dose
>>222357374Lubricated, roughly 50–70% erect, form a controlled “OK” grip at the base and slowly milk trapped blood forward over 2–4 seconds, stopping just below the glans. Alternate hands. The grip should create smooth expansion, not pain, numbness, or crushing pressure.
>>222346775Angion method is just cardio for your dick.You can get the same results with edging
>>222357548>jerk off>grip dick with very firm pressure and slowly jerk off alternating with both handsyep totally different
>>222343532>>222343539they don't, and they can fuck up your blood vessels giving you ED, unironically, slaping your dick until it bruises a little works better to make it bigger, as long you give it enough time to heal, and slap it properly.basically, having rough sex also does that bruising and also help it to grow, once again, you have to give the bruising enough time to heal properly.
>>222357728Anon its okay if you jerk off weird, but they are two different things
>>222357447Sorry for stealing your mojo
>>222343198>Austin Powers thread>146 repliesGroovy.
>>222357447HONESTLY ITS NOT MINE
>>222343198STILL NOT MINE!!
For me it's Sporty Spice
>>222358913Check out the norks on that GingerI bet she's be a great shagI wonder if the carpet matches the drapes if you know what I mean
>>222358964Bee-haive*Wink wink*
>it doesn't workis this really the face of a man who didn't enjoy penile gains?
>>222359319Prime Elizabeth Hurley is all I need for penis enlargement
>>222359319As usual, obligatory mention that this guy's doing life in prison for raping a woman on Christmas Eve seven years before the movie came out, and later killing his cellmate. He also has a 0-1 record in UFC, losing by submission after getting kicked in the balls too many times. There's layers to this scene.
>>222359448>primeShe didn't hit the wall. Right now she has age and beauty. It's a very groovy time.
>>222359514And I'm spent
>see tall guys feeling insecure about dick size>have a significantly above average sized dong while being shortGrass is always greener...
>>222356952Is this real? Any other anons in this thread want to confirm?
>>222359825>while being shortinb4 you're 5'11"
>>222359940Even 6'1" isn't enough anymore. 5'anything is midget tier.
>>222359940..............................5'5"
>>222343198That's not mine, I hate the sweedes
>>222359962you need to become a porn actor
>>222343532im glad i have a huge cock and dont have to worry about this shit
>>222359940I've had sex with over 1000 women and I'm only 5' 10"
>>222359891The 6 month/6 month thing is nonsense, taking that long of the break isn’t necessary after just 6 months, 7inhg isn’t bad but not really enough for permanent gains if you’re only pumping.
>>222360029>only 5' 10">only
>>222347693My shit's already a little over 6" girth, pumping it would turn it into a freakish mega cock, it already looks weird thick as fuck
>>222356952Impressive but I suspect you’re measuring post-pump which doesn’t count. Also since you took a month off, what did you drop down to?
>>222360054>The 6 month/6 month thing is nonsense, taking that long of the break isn’t necessary after just 6 monthsAs we constantly stress out the tissue. Our body produces growth factors to rebuild the tissue in question. But in a way to auto-regulate, the constantly stressed tissue will begin to be less sensitive to growth factors over time. That way, the body does not continuously divert resources to a needy tissue.Eventually, the hormonal response needed to see tissue changes is so high that the body cannot produce enough growth factors to elicit change.This is the number one cause of stagnation.The easiest solution is to take a 3 to 6-week break to reset the hormonal fatigue. This also has the added benefit of causing a loss in strength adaptation, so we need less pressure to get the same level of expansion moving forward. (expansion target of 4%-8% girth after the session)So, every 3 to 4 weeks, we will take a week off, and 6 months to a year, we will take 4-6 weeks.>7inhg isn’t bad but not really enough for permanent gains if you’re only pumping.7inhg is the average starting target pressure, it entirely depends on the person, the session and if they hit their expansion target from last session
the hilarious meta part about these threads is that theres always an anon that actually asks about the enlargerand then there are a lot of anons who have something to say
>>222359940I'm 5'11" with an 8" dick. So close, but still so far
>>222360007I have a big one but feel like it's not big enough
>>222344843This guy fucks.
>>222360401There’s no PE evidence showing that “growth-factor/hormonal fatigue” is the main cause of stagnation, or that 3–6 weeks specifically resets tissue sensitivity to growth factors. Same with the idea that a break reverses a “strength adaptation” so lower pressure suddenly produces the same remodelingWhere did you pull the 4-8% expansion number? I’ll soften what I said about 7 inHg: I’m not saying 7 can’t produce permanent gains. Individual response obviously matters. I’m saying 7 as your average pressure, if pumping is your only girth stimulus, is relatively conservative. The dataset I’ve seen had non-gainers averaging ~6.8 inHg, medium gainers ~8.5, and super-gainers ~10.6, and “average pressure” included the lower-pressure portions of interval sessions, not just peak pressure.Check out some of the data coming from Karl Wilkman’s growtrack app. Interesting stuff if you’re getting into this crazy shit.
>>222343198I hooked up with a couple one time, and the husband got off while watching his wife use a penis pump on me. It was fucking stupid. Then he drank all my Pepsi and left her at my house so I had to drive her home the next morning. She was a nutcase.
>>222345061This subreddit is amazinghttps://www.reddit.com/r/TheScienceOfPE/comments/1q4kudx/no_55_inches_average_isnt_cope_youre_just_using/Holy fuck
>>222360607Kek yeah that guy gets super serious. He’s actually Swedish.
>>222360589>>222360401Here’s the pressure info I was talking about https://www.reddit.com/r/TheScienceOfPE/comments/1td9p69/growthtrack_result_pressure_appears_to_matter/
>>222360595>I hooked up with a couple one time, and the husband got off while watching his wife use a penis pump on me. It was fucking stupid. Then he drank all my Pepsi and left her at my house so I had to drive her home the next morning. She was a nutcase.Holy shit this made me lol thanks anon
>>222360607>This subreddit is amazingIt kinda bemuses me to see these guys fretting over their penis size. On the other hand the unrealistically large average nonsense needs to stop. Women just don't care that much.
>>222360607This guy's like a mathematician or something
>>222359448>primeCOM'MON SHARPIE
>>222360947A majority of them are insecure and are doing it for a woman or their future partner, but there are also dudes that just want to see how big they can get like people get big muscles in the gym
>>222360595>he drank all my Pepsi
>20 beats your 5
>>222344431kek based dad bantz
>>222360994He’s pretty active in the community but yeah as you can tell he’s a bit much
If you're insecure of your dick size, just git gud at foreplay. You make a woman cum hard enough, she doesn't care how big or small your cock is, sex is more about emotions for women anyhow (if she likes you, she likes your dick because it's YOUR dick).
>>222361776Yeah but what if your dick's too big, but it's not too big enough?
>>222361776That's true but a lot of girls still want a good dicking. Still though, stamina is way more important than dick size.
>>222343532What if you just kept pumping till your penis filled the entire tube?
>>222361817>>222361863I'll be honest, I focus on her needs during foreplay, but sex is all about me getting off. I dunno if it's my luck, but I've found that you get a woman off and worked up enough, she gets HYPE when she knows you're close to coming and will do anything she can to make you bust faster, it's like a pride thing for women to make guys pop quicker than they wanted.
>>222361776I'm 34 years old and have never had sex or a gf.
>>222361921this happens
>>222361921It would start going pulled into the thin rubber hose
>>222361935My kink is having a big dick. I would rather be too big for most women than be most women's ideal size
>>222361921you will rip your dick off
>>222345061>anon links a reddit post so everyone can see his dingding
>>222345329>7"X6" your girth is kind of insane alreadyIf I was you I would just go for more 8" length, just for some bragging rigthspeople that unironically go for 6.5" girth must have some screws loose... stay away from any sort of girth enhancement unless you're planning on marrying a pornstar ofc (lol)
That's enough talk about dicks in an Austin Powers thread for today.
>>222362263
>>222343532Penis pump hobbyist here. I'm using it to get permanent gains. Needs lots of work over many months, like going to the gym. You can fuck it up and get bruises or something worse, so these toys are not for ppl with ill temper. If you use it regularly you will at least get better erections if nothing else. Nowadays I have 2-stage cylinder where my nuts go in as well. Feels so good and looks spectacular.
great thread
>>222361921>What if you just kept pumping till your penis filled the entire tube?I've done this. It gets really big and takes a day or so to get back to close to normal. >>222362949>Penis pump hobbyist here. I'm using it to get permanent gains.I am starting to thing that minimal pumping and jelqing are the way to go for gains.
>>222357771This guy improves the size of his dick
>>222363077Using maturbation for this is difficult. If not done properly, your penis will have a deviation towards as whichever side is your dominant side
>>222361776>just git gud at foreplay.This is true and a valuable skill to learn.>she doesn't care how big or small your cock is. sex is more about emotions for women anyhow (if she likes you, she likes your dick because it's YOUR dick).This is pure cope. This is what your 30 year old girlfriend says to you after spending a decade getting stretched out by chad. It always matters.
>>222356144
>>222363140Nobody cares about deviation, lol. My dick already has a curve, and it leans toward either side due to its weight. If it's hard while I'm clothed, it has to be positioned along my hip anyway
>>222363235Rare isn't big, it's just rare
>>222362732>>222362948nice panties whore
>>222363268>Rare isn't big, it's just rareNTA, but you are a moron
>>222363235I've used that site before but it won't work for me now. My measurements are 20 cm by 15 cm. I can't remember what percentile that put me in
>>222363447You probably think 115 IQ is high
>>222363457>8x6>can't remember what percentile that put me inLike 99.9%
>>222361983oof that made me wince
>>222363523There was also a Western option that had higher averages
>>222361951I'm 48 years old and have never had sex or a gf
just think how many insecure jeets are going to explode their dick with aliexpress pumps because of this thread
>>222343257Great, let's smoke some weed son
>>222363513>You probably think 115 IQ is highastronomically high compared to yours>>222363598>There was also a Western option that had higher averagesok, then 99.8%. Seriously, a true 8x6 is fucking massive.
>>222363664that sucks, i was hoping your body just kind of turns off before that happens...
>>222363707I have an IQ of 138
>>222363693My work is done here.
>>222351096How can you have a cock that big and still manage to make the most dissapointing scenes ever?This OnlyFans-era porn truly is the worst
>>222345061Gosh…. Just enjoy your 4 inch weiner and eat pussy like you’re life depends on it, mine is 5 inches and honestly when I do nofap I’m pretty confident about how hard it gets
>>222343198those are some grey ahh alien hands
>>222363799>How can you have a cock that big and still manage to make the most dissapointing scenes ever?turns out that there is more to shooting porn footage than having your partner or buddy hold your cell phone in vertical film mode.
>>222363880It's everywhere these days though, big porn studios are starting to imitate the OnlyFans style (maybe they are just trying to cut expenses...)I really miss the gonzo of the early 00's, now that was kino pornography
>>222363693All that said, for someone just starting out, my opinion is even if your primary goal is length, you should start with pumping. I've become something of a pump evangelist. I think it is extremely beneficial to penile health overall. At a minimum, every man should do two or three easy sessions every week just to maintain optimal EQ.
Why did this Austin Powers thread fail?
planning on using this. thoughts?
>>222362949I almost made it through the entire post but the last sentence fucking nuked my sides kek
>>222363513115 IQ is high, yes
>>222364106If EQ is your goal then Angion is king, pumping doesn't help there certainly not long term
>>222364154its not going to work and harm you
>>222364009>I really miss the gonzo of the early 00's, now that was kino pornographysure was>>222364140>Why did this Austin Powers thread fail?just wasn't our bag, baby.
>>222364106I think you're just forcing blood into your penis and slowly breaking it.
>>222364140The brown people that inhabit America now were not here when Austin Powers was released.
>Austin Powers thread turns into a thread about enlarging dicks
Very strange how everyone is bigger than average in this specific thread
>>222345856I wonder to this day what kind of stories were in this.
>>222364835My penis is bigger flaccid than the average erection. I'd post it, but this is a blue board
>>222364835Shows that most of this thread is White
>>222364835The average is brought down heavily by the third world. 7 inches is average if you're white, I'm a little below average at 6.5.
>>222364140The thread didn't fail man. Right now we have big penises, and shitposting. It's a very groovy time, yeah.
>>222365009In many ways the thread never failed. It's still serving (You)s at competitive prices.
I have always enjoyed goldmember and I still do
>>222363880Seems to work for Gattouz when he isn't admiring himself like a Patrick Bateman style psychopath.
>>222364835extreme cope detected. even if we assume that average isn't being brought down by international data including dicklet countries, 5 inches might be statistically average but what you're forgetting is that all those sub 5 dudes are having absolutely zero sex. for sex havers the average is more like 6.5. your real world dick size is relative to the other cocks the woman you're fucking has experienced and keeping in mind that bigger dicks get to have more sex, that statistically average 5 inch penis is starting to look pretty small in real sexual market terms.
>>222365178The scene where Austin gets on top of MiniMe in the overcoat always slays me
>>222343198what should i use a.i. to change that flag to
>>222365513I've heard rumours the dick market might crash soon. Is now a good time to invest or should I wait?
>>222365749The Indian flag
>>222365792
>>222345598based bi-king
>>222343532retard
>>222365293Dude I have never seen some real person embracing Bateman autoerotic narcissism like that Gattouz0 guy. I don't think he's that good to forefront while fuck the chicks but he's so over the top and corny that it's funny sometimes. Legit narci-autist.
>>222365832In an alternate timeline, India has pumping streets
>>222365713dear god the things i would do to have you bust inside me
>>222365713Looks floppy af
>>222354620this, if you are regular sized and are already in the about to fuck stage nobody is gonna give a fuck (YOU shouldn't at least)
>>222344271they literally just damage your tissue and make your dick not get hard anymore
>>222365918>regular sizedbut i'm not 6"
>>222360595honestly the only way to make it less cucked
>>222365713nvm im no longer horny you're disgusting
>>222363880What got me was finding out how good morgpie's fuck scenes were. That little dude knew how to manhandle her
>>222365910>>222366038least fickle w*man award
>>222343198Yani Neko sent me
>>222366011well better start pumping
>>222366107Asian? how old is she?
I'm 4 inches.
>>222366139Hi 4 inches I'm anon.
>>222366066>woman
>>222366107she looks asian!did she have a tight pussy?
>>222366107Thanks for showing us your puny dick and your chinky wife's disgusting brown ass crack.
>>222366340t.
>>222347959>Most males in the adult industry have dick issues due to all the tricks they do to make it look big.no they don't, they have issues because they're junkies and have to take pills to get it up while they're coked out.
>>222347693>guys report that they've made permanent gains by using it daily for 6+ months, usually for a year or more but it's impossible to know if they are shill poststhere has never been a way to make your dick bigger, this would be everywhere like Ozempic is, except bigger.
>>222347752this guy has been on here lately going around linking reddit threads baiting people to ruin their dick
>>222366043Which scenes?
>>222343532they widen the blood vessels in your dick so eventually you will end up with a massive floppy schlong that will never get hard again
>>222366409>the supreme gentlemanYeah, he's gonna make an Elliot with his chinky wife.
>>222343532They seem to work but it takes more time and effort than most are willing to give to get the results they want. It's pretty boring and kinda painful.
>>222366741Why do you tried(?) to make your cock bigger with pumps if you ignore women?
Pressing on, baby, yeah!
>>222345061Horrid old willy thatLooks like a bit of old leather you'd give to the dog to chew
>>222366548There always has been, e.g. jelquing is a thing that goes back hundreds of years. The thing is, very few people have the time or the mind to do these kinds of things. It needs a specific kind of personality to keep on having low intensity sexual stimuli without cumming for days, weeks, months or years to get the gains. Most that even try lose interest in a month or two and others hurt themselves because they get too excited. Easier to hit the gym.
>>222366066im a man, a man with a voluptuous ass and a dick and balls that loves other balls slapping into them when guys fuck my ass prone
>>222360350thick cocks > long cocksthe most pleasurable part of the puss puss interior is near the entrance
>>222367764
>>222345061I’ve never seen actual proof of this shit before. Why aren’t there more results like this?
>>222368947naw dude it feels great on your dick to rub your head in and out of her tight hole.bitches want it deep and hard and that gets boring
>>222369859>>222367764the last couple times I fucked, I could really feel my dick head scraping her walls & I found the sensation enjoyable
>>222367764>he doesn't know about fornix stimulationDicklets, when will they ever learn?
>>222345856this gets funnier when you remember that to actually make that prop, they had to do a photoshoot with Mike Myers in costume holding that stupid thing and then send it to a book binder
>>222345061Bro his cock is too short. What's the point of doing girth increase? Makes it look shorter.
>>222361921you know what happens when you microwave a hot dog, anon?the same thing that happens to everything else
>>222365513No way, average in Europe is easily 7.5 inches mutt. Remember, US is a brown country, so the indigenous admixture with smalldicked waddling goblinos has stunted merimutt dick growth. Here in Croatia, all my friends have 8 inch dick or bigger. Even my boomer dad had over 8 inch. My dick was measured by my older brother, who is a doctor, and was verified as 24.5 cm (9.5 in) and 17 cm girth with water bath. Not even the biggest he's seen here, lots have bigger. Average woman in Europe will say seven inches is good size, but it's not. That's small in EU. If you actually have good sized dick, they'll tell you it's 21 cm minimum to feel anything. Dicklets cope because they think 6.5 inch is average. lolno
>>222371496He’s posted his length in other places on that Reddit something like 7-7.5 bpel, but he’s fat so a lot is hidden
>>222343532>>222347693I've used one periodically. I would inflate just barely to the tipping point before it gets painful, and just leave it on for like, 5 to 10 minutes, and would do that repeatedly every week or two for around a few months. I didn't gain any length, but I did gain half an inch of girth. Now if I'm fully erect, I won't even fit in the tube.Didn't suffer any permanent damage that I'm aware of.
>>222371496Yeah here it is. Just lose weight and your dick will get much biggerhttps://iili.io/CrSJCSR.jpg
>>222371496You sound like a gigantic homosexual. My dick is shorter than that and my wife begs me to put my dick in her when we do foreplay.
>>222371465bro, thats not a prop, penis pumps are a real thing
>>222343532Don't listen to anyone that says yes, they make your dick emit chlorine gas.
>>222372321You're autistic.>I can't take it anymore give me your dick >Please slide it in>Please fill me up>Cum for me babyAll just sexy talk. Doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy sex with you, I'm sure she does, but don't take these literally. These naughty sentences are said to flatter one's partner, and to because saying naughty things feel good.Do you honestly think your dick, the physicality of it, feels better than a vibrator for instance?
>>222366083That sort of thing ain't my bag, baby yeah.
>>222371813This dude saying he’s playing with his dad and brothers dicks to try and troll people lmao. Nice self own, Retard.
>dick is 5.5 inches long>but 6 inches around in girth
>>222375488Might be too thick for some but pretty sure you will never disappoint a lad(y)
>>222371423just stick your hand in
