>If you'll excuse me, I've got to be going
>Why?
>Something has come to my attention
>Are you all right?
>I'm fine, just fine. Thank you, Mrs. Parker. Everyone. Enjoy the fruitcake
>Dad! Dad, what are you doing? I plan this whole thing so you can meet MJ and now you've got to leave?
>I've got to go
>This girl is important to me
>Harry, please. Look at her. Do you think a woman like that is sniffing around because she likes your personality?
>What are you saying?
>Your mother was beautiful too. They're all beautiful until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves
>You're wrong about her, dad
>A word to the not so wise about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast

>>222344211
These made up sexist Raimi quotes aren't funny, anon.

>>222344211
Jesus Christ Raimi

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>Out, am I?

>>222344211
>you can always find the time to lambaste w*men and put them in their place
Greatest lesson I ever got from a movie.

>What is it?
>You were right about MJ. You're right about everything. She's in love with Peter
>Parker?
>Yeah
>And how does he feel about her?
>He's loved her since the 4th grade. He pretends like he doesn't, but there's no one Peter cares for more
>I'm so sorry. I haven't always been there for you, have I?
>You're busy. You're an important man. I understand
>That's no excuse. I'm proud of you. I've lost sight of that somewhere. But I'll make it up to you, Harry. I'm going to rectify certain inequities

>>222344263
That's a cute cope, did your cum-felching husband give it to you?

>>222344016
>Openly gay, am I?
>*murders everyone*
Jesus, Raimi...

>>222344016
Convince me to watch the evil dead trilogy

>IN, AM I?
why did no one stop him? spiderman lost the respect of the city that day, lost control of his asshole too, poor guy sharts all day

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>>222344898
>IN, AM I?

Yeah Gobby...IN-sane!

>If you'll excuse me, I'll give you a hundred.
>Why?
>You pinned him in two.
>The ad said three thousand.
>Check it again, webhead. Everyone. Enjoy the hundred.
>What are you doing? I plan this whole thing so I can make three thousand and now you're giving me one hundred?
>I miss the part where that's my problem.
>That money is important to me.
>Webhead, please. Look at it. Do you think three thousand like that is sniffing around because it likes two minutes?
>What are you saying?
>Bone Saw was beautiful too. They're all beautiful until they're snarling after your three thousand like a pack of three minute fighters.
>You're wrong about your problem.
>A word to the not so wise about your little prize money. Do what you need to do in three minutes. You pinned him in two. For that, I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.

>>222345011
MORE TIME

>>222344315
It was a different time

>>222344016
in, you are?