His hands were his feet and his feet were his hands. It was disgusting, Luke.
>>222344356and he was a good friend
>>222344356Dugs have a very unique method of locomotion.
have you seen my chance cube?
>>222344356How would he know? He never saw him
>>2223448083PO made a recording.
>>222344808Obi Wan was at the pod race.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Breast? Breasts were a functional anatomical feature in some mammalian species that gave birth to live offspring and fed them with milk secreted by their mammary glands. Some non-mammalian species had the appearance of breasts, along with some droids with feminine programming, but they did not have milk-producing mammary glands.
>>222344904
Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig!
shieeeeet
>>222344356As an amateur racer of light atmospheric fliers on Tattooine, Luke might have been aware of sebulba. He cpuld have looked up old stats from the (now banned) pod racers and see his father's name. >hey uncle Ben, did you ever race pods with my dad?
>>222344356He never met Sebulba.
>>222344356Why the fuck is Sebulba so short? He would have looked cool as fuck if he were normal sized, but George for some reason decided to fuck it up by making him a midget. He's always taking good things and ruining them with one change. It's so fucking annoying.>"Let's take one of the most badass looking creatures we have and make him look stupid and nonthreatening."Why? Seriously, why?
>>222344904So you've never seen the movie, huh?
forget Anakin's mom, why don't they go back for this (clearly Force-sensitive) old lady?
>>222345923https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jockey
>>222345072beat me to it
i don't know who sebulba isi only remember watto
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>>222347836'BULBA
fuuuu
>>222346444Wasn't she supposed to be Anakin's grandma??
>>222348815That's Johnny Cash
>>222348815She's actually shmis mtf mother who with his penis raped and impregnated hus daughter."There was no father"It's also why anakin turned evil, like voldemort and his parents with the love potion
>>222344356I never met him, of course. My master, Qui Gon Jin forced me to live alone for weeks in a tiny space shuttle in the middle of the desert with nothing but the navigation computer for company while he went galavanting around the planet buying child slaves. And he was a good friend
>>222349052>alone
>>222345072With a leg for an arm and an arm for a laig?
>>222348815Ani did I ever tell you how me bones were akin?
>>222346444she's not Force sensitive, she's just lived on a shithole long enough to know when the weather was about to turn bad
>>222344904Mike you have to watch the movie before reviewing it.
>>222349052>weeksIt was a maybe two days.
>>222349139
Luke, did I ever tell you about your sister? Just letting you know so in the off chance you ever do meet her you don't develop romantic feelings and try to fuck her
>>222348815imagine cracking a minty pack of phantom menace cards and getting this as the rare
>>222349373
o, my sebulba
>>222344808He watched it on the telly
>>222344808As Qui-Gon and Anakin told me all about Sebulba in the ship, spinning a rich yarn of details and suspense, I slowly recognized Sebulba had the makings of a cunning podracer and a good friend, from a certain point of view
>>222344808Never saw the famed podracer Sebulba famed across the galaxy? An unlikely tale.
>>222344356>Sebulba? More like See-Bulbulous-Cock. I've never seen a finer dick in the galaxy. He ripped me a new one, you see. And he was a good friend.
>>222344356>Sebulba? I hardly know her!
>>222347836BOOBA
>>222349352I get the impression that it was a fortnight.
>>222349052He stayed with the captain, that pilot guy, and the queen's handmaidens.
>>222344356Shibalba?Also, Star Wars is for children, low-IQ manbabbys, and incel fagits.
I think, if I were a girl, Sebulba would make me horny.
>>222344356Kenobi should have been revealed as a Clone in the clone war prequel movies
>>222353682That's just not true. There are tons of normies who like Star Wars. If anything, I'd actually say it's the opposite. Hating Star Wars makes you seem like more of an antisocial weirdo than liking it.
>>222353733>i am not the only oneCOPESEETHEDILATETROONIEStar Wars is for children, low-IQ, low-T manbabbys, and incel fagits.
>>222349118Blacks aren't sapient
>>222349137Americans pronounce Craig as kregg
>>222353930>low-IQ, low-T manbabbyschecks out
>>222353956yeah, that's how it's pronounced in America. If you don't like it, keep to your country
>>222344356https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xibalba
>>222344356>I know all about him. My father used to race against him when he was 3 years old in a spaceship that he built himself
>>222353930That's just not true. There are tons of normies who like Star Wars. If anything, I'd actually say it's the opposite. Hating Star Wars makes you seem like more of an antisocial weirdo than liking it.
>>222353930>fagitsYou're afraid to type FAGGOTS properly because your faggot femboy flat mate would be angry at you.
Kind of off-topic, but before Revenge of the Sith came out, I kind of thought that we'd somehow get to see Padme in a bikini in it, just because we got that with Leia in Return of the Jedi.
>>222354038>After building the droid that I now own and who lived with my uncle for ten years even though my uncle acted like he had no idea who he was when he bought him.
>>222349501wow dude. that was a good use of my imagination. thanks
>>222353975How do you pronounce Daniel Craig?
>>222356100I don't pronounce the name of fagits
>>222344808Couldn't you watch the pod races on TV?
>>222354122>type FAGGOTS properlyI refuse to. If they want to mutilate the English language with their pronouns (ie - "they" to refer to a single person) then I will not take their words seriously, you fagit troonie.
>>222344380>>222344356Audible Kek from me
>>222356292I don't have a problem with gays, but he's honestly one of the ugliest men I've ever seen. He's just hideous.
