what if you could have sex only once a yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvKoSR3O4NQ
>>222348984>what if you could have sex only once a yearThat much?!
I'd probably kill myself but as it is now I only have sex with prostitutes so I dont have to deal with socializing with women
>Three years ago, the government passed a mandate that sex should exclusively be between married couples, with the exception of one night a year where pre-marital sex is legal, and protection is required. At the age of 18, all people receive a tattoo containing a biological sensor that tracks dopamine, documents shared spikes as sexual encounters, and transmits the violator's location to law enforcement.Not being allowed to be a promiscuous whore is akin to an Orwellian nightmare to the normie.
>>222348984>those comments
>>222348984>what if you could have sex only once a yearI'm 37 and a kissless hugless virgin, I wouldnt even notice this dystopia >>222349167
>>222349167>You're only allowed to have an extramarital affair once a yearJesus Christ it really is that bad huh
>>222349167>Chief... our data show no dopamine spikes for this guy...
>>222349167How would it differentiate sex from masturbation? Or is masturbation banned too?
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>>222349319>Masturbation is legal, and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.
Haven't had sex in about two years at this point, although I have turned some down.
>>22234898442yo kissless, handhodless and hugless virgin here. LOL at this movie.
>>222348984I wish I could have sex once a year.
>>222349319>Or is masturbation banned too?Yes and everyone has their dicks locked in cages.
>>222348984That's like just one more than I have now.
I saw a trailer for this when I went to see the odyssey alone[/spoiler and the guy in it just has one of those faces you wanna punch. same with his voice
>>222350576fucked up the spoiler tag. kysing myself, sorry everyone
>>222348984The idea of banning pre-marital sex is retarded because people would just get married and then get it annulled right after
>>222351385muslims marry prostitutes for the night, so they can fuck them and then annul it
>>222349156Don’t you kinda have to socialize with the prostitutes too?
>>222350576A girl I work with said she won’t see this movie because the guy is weird looking.
>>222351611Course not they are there to do a job
>>222352858Oh, maybe I'll look into that after all.
Let's look at it from the steelman this though. You are dating to find actual, true, love. You have to wade through a sea of men who will lie and steal just to pump and dump you. How DO you even navigate that? Men will literally say I love you and then bail as soon as you've had sex.
>>222353059I completely mixed up Let's look at this from a female perspective and Let's steelman the argument, that's my bad.
>>222353059I would ignore every single one who hits on me, both irl and socials/apps. I would be the one doing the approaching.
>>222349167this stuff literally IS an orwellian nightmare.if the government can invade your life on this level, they can do anything else with you too.what if somebody refuses to comply? a fine for NOT getting a tattoo? prison time for consensual fucking? what if a pregnancy happens? is the government gonna force-abort a woman now? not even high school dropout rightoids would be on board with this comically evil shit.everybody with half a brain, incels included, should riot immediately if the jews in charge should even try a whiff of this shit. its a bad precedent in every way and leads to ACTUAL government tyranny immediately, not muh drivers licences are evil libertarian bullshit.
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>>222348984 I love brunettes so much bros
>>222348984>50% downvoted>50% Tomatometer>comments all trashing the premiseMight go and see it just as an excuse to get out of the house. Also during matinee hours when tickets are at a discount.
>>222353059This is literally the point of the "no sex before marriage" rule
>>222353059Did you know it's possible to just not have sex with someone you aren't willing to have a child with?
>>222350576they're probably gonna cast him as bond because he looks like Craig
the presintation is a good example of why the romcom genre died and went straight to streaming. hopefully femcels get the message
>>222348984That would be way more than what I have now.
>>222353356That woman has a HIDEOUS face.
>>222354501Fuck off, Flanders.
>>222355351>Say you're looking for true love>Do things that make it difficult to find true loveI have no sympathy for anyone who does this, just like how I would have no sympathy for someone who says they desperately want a job but have never so much as submitted an application
>>222348984Why do women's faces age so fast? That is a rockin' bod and if you told me it belonged to a woman in her 20s I'd believe you, but that face looks like she's pushing 45.
>>222348984That's one time too many
>>222349156How do you avoid stds and law enforcement stings?
That's literally impossible.
>>222355731Alcohol, smoking, bad sleep, bad diet, STD’s/disease and usually drugs too
>>222356082Forgot direct sunlight too
>>222348984I thought I recognised her. She was super cute in Top Gun: Marverick.
>>222356005Cuddling with the hooker I hired 3 years ago was the best feeling I have ever had in my life.
I HAVENT HAD SEX IN MONTHS IM GOING CRAZY
>>222356798Bro a lot of wizards here have never touched a woman or wet their sausage in years>>222356754Case in point
Why the fuck am I hearing about this movie so much. Like the premise is supposed to make you go WOAH! It sounds like a shitty zoomer movie. All modern romcoms are trash.
>>222349342So does fucking trannies also work as a loophole too?Chasers won
>>222358349Idk what those letters mean but I’d fuck the tranny on the left not the dude on the right
waiter! waiter! another horror for white women please!
>>222358390the dude on the right is the type that posts his waifus on /TV/ like the Julia butters or xochitl Gomez posters etc etc
>>222358465So you’re telling me these dudes post cute waifus like sochee because they want to BE them? I had no clue, I thought we all just wanted to eat her taco.
>>222355319Pulled-back hair is rarely flattering on a woman.
>>222358390>Idk what those letters mean but I’d fuck the tranny on the left not the dude on the rightWhich basically proves that if you are an attractive man, then you can potential look like a semi-attractive woman with enough makeup, right clothing, lighting, etc.If you aren't attractive to begin with, then no amount of gender bending can save you. Which is exactly what's happening with the right picture
>>222358940I thought this was obvious
>>222348984too skinny need for fat on her body
>>222348984>it's like the purge, but for semenamazing stuff there
>>222349167Is there a reason the government allows one day of whoredom or is it just so the movie can happen?
>>222355319>womanTrump has very clearly ruled on this question...
>>222349319they use flock camera data to verify
>>222354338>i used to fly F-18s you know...
>>222358390hsts are gay men who want to be women to attract menagp are autismos who want to be their own girl and usually go after women
>>222359387Well when you put it that way if they’re willing to go all out and look like a hot woman then they can suck my dick and maybe get topped
>>222359441many agree with you
>>222359387>agp are autismos who want to be their own girl and usually go after womenWell they're fucking terrible at it then because I've never seen a tranny date a female, they're always, ALWAYS dating another tranny and calling each other a "lesbian" couple
>>222359632I feel like that’s just cope since they can’t land a real woman
>>222349167/Pol/tards will make posts like this but then also post how wearing a mask during covid was the apocalypse
>>222359742>still defending mask mandates in the big 2026Ngmi
>>222359742I don't understand the correlation. Masks were meaningless, just like meaningless casual sex.
>>222348984that's called "being married"
I bet Chads would just be taking all the pretty women and having sex with 24 women in that day, some normies might get the rest and the incels will be left again with nothing.
>>222359949>tfw foids would rather stay single to fuck chad once a year than marry an incelis this a documentary?
>>222348984At least all the comments are upset that it's a shitty romcom
>>222359949>>222360011Does the government in this movie even force people to marry or do incels get jack shit even in a movie that punishes casual sex?
>>222359632>I've never seen a tranny date a female
>>222360696>Wearing THAT to a weddingThese are not serious people.
>>222360719This, Natalie should be wearing a flat cage and Damazonia a horsecock strapon
>>222348984>>222349167Incel posting aside, the premise to the movie doesn't even make sense. A law like that would be totally impossible to enforce. Even if there's some sci-fi technology involved, you wouldn't be able to arrest or even investigate everyone detected having a dopamine spike, all while continuing normal law enforcement duties. It's a completely unbelievable premise.
it's just a porno why are you people overthinking the plot
>>222360878It would after 99% of the population kills themselves (keep in mind this actually happened during just 6 weeks of covid lockdowns).
>>222359632My female cousin married a FTM. I wasn't invited to the wedding. Imagine the memes...>>222360696>>222360800wtf i missed out on THAT?!
>sex comedy>lead actress is 30+dropped
>>222349167>>222349319>>222360878What's so outlandish about the tech?It tracks you at all times and timestamps when you coom, so it can just cross reference to make sure that at the time you ejaculated, you didn't have a woman within one meter of you
>>222348984>what if you could have sex only once a yearI'd have sex with a man
>>222349167Is this like The Purge but for whores?
>>222360696>>222360800Didn't they get divorced like immediately after?
>>222362064>droppedonto my throbbing cock
>>222354338Women actually go out in public like this? They're all harlots.
>>222350576his neck is way too thick, it completely dwarfs his jaw
>>222350576this guy is in everything now it's retarded
>>2223623211 year and it was an abusive relationship
>>222348984How would I survive :)
>>222349156based whoremonger, gimme some tips
>>222353059Women think pussy tingles = husband material. They realize when they're too old to be hot that's not necessarily true.
>>222364996>They realize when they're too old to be hot that they don't attract the guys who give them pussy tingles anymore and their only remaining options are betabuxx wallet or homelessness.
>>222364996>>222365103btw these 2 users here are unhealthy, overweight, greasy, lonely
>>222348984>only once a yearSo more sex than I've had my whole life? Damn, that's a great deal.
>>222349167You know, any male that was smart would just err on the side of>no women definitely don't want sexEven when they see shit like this. While there is just as much media saying to leave women alone as depicting women as being promiscuousAdapting to bring lonely and alone is easier than adapting to being a social pariah, or being in prison.
Does the movie explain why a democratic government would want to ban premarital sex?
>>222365343Yes but that doesn't mean that I'm wrong.
>>222365482Why would the near-future Hasan Piker handpicked Congress pass this law for President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to sign?
>>222365343this user is a dyke who likes gay looking twinks
>>222365482>democracy is when a congressman in a gerrymandered districts votes on behalf of you and everyone else in your districtYou live in a sprawling republic, not a democratic government, retard.
>>222355731Putting five pounds of chemicals on your face every day starting from when you're a teen will do that to ya
>>222349167The amount of movies that are just utopia that women treat as dystopia is incredible.
>>222349167>>Three years ago, the government passed a mandate that sex should exclusively be between married couples, with the exception of one night a year where pre-marital sex is legal, and protection is required. At the age of 18, all people receive a tattoo containing a biological sensor that tracks dopamine, documents shared spikes as sexual encounters, and transmits the violator's location to law enforcement.This is the most retarded premise for a movie I've ever seen. Which is quite impressive with the galaxy of abortions the jews have launched on civilization in Clown Hell.
>>222349156Best place to start?
>>222353140The government already takes like 30-50% of your earnings anon and you swallow it like your boyfriend's dick. This is nothing.
>>222353059>How DO you even navigate that?If a woman actually cared about this she would just tell every man she dates that she doesn't have sex until at least six months. It doesn't even have to be true, she just has to tell them that and then stick to it for like two months and it will filter literally every bad actor out of her dating process.But the reality is that this is not how women date. Women try to leverage sex and use it to hook a guy they want long term while also just handing it out recreationally to guys they think would be fun to fuck around with. The result is that all men know that the woman they're "dating" has fucked someone recently and any self-respecting man is not gonna be the guy she makes wait when some other guy banged her after a party. Once that train left the station, it left the station.So women wind up frustrated wondering why having sex with Chad isn't hooking him into a relationship when she already completely devalued the notion of having sex with her because a dozen other dudes already have for no reason other than she was drunk or got invited over to their dorm room to "hang out".
>>222349167>is akin to an Orwellian nightmare to the normie.You mean to feminists
>>222362148Even if that kind of tech were possible, there would be no way to realistically enforce it. You would need people constantly monitoring the biometric and location data, and then actually starting investigations, arrests, and trials based on that information. There's no way you could have anything like a functioning society while dedicating so much effort to stopping people having sex.
>>222353140This was clearly written by a woman, so triple digit thinking like that won't be addressed or even contemplated.>One day a year to shove things in my pussy!>Literally no deeper thoughts than that in this movie.Do you need Down's Syndrome to be a Hollywood writer in current year? I can't think of any other reason shit like this would get made.
The scarier part is they also raged the age of consent to 21. Something that’s going to happen in real life soon
I would spend my money on a beautiful BBW escort with a fat ass and do unspeakable things.
>>222348984She was cute and wholesome in Top Gun.
>>222348984You gotta pump those numbers down those are rookie numbers
>>222367214Fuck no
>>222365515>Conservatives don't have a history of banning miscegenation, abortion, reproductive rights etcRead a book dumbass.
>>222362282My thoughts exactly kek
>>222353260>there's an exactly fitting simpson referenceHOW
>>222354338You're not that girl...
>>222354501Based and profound.
>>222367837>two weeks without sexHey kid, back in my day we called that being married. No respect!
>>222349080kek
>>222367408Yeah, but it's expected of conservatives and the country wasn't democratic when they did all that. It was a plutocracy where the right to vote was reserved to < 30% of the adult population. Why would a democratic country where any adult can vote end up like that? You can't get republicans to use the army to deport a few million illegals, yet they're gonna ban sex outside of marriage? lmao
>>222348984ur mom would get very lonely
>>222349156Women are fun to rage bait and flirt with lolWell my ex corpo nerd 4ch 204 IQ girl is lol
>>222349292That’s impossible Officer Anon.Check his social media posts for evidence of hooking up with girls at parties and bars.
>>222359828>Masks were meaninglessoh right surgeons should stop wearing masks during surgeries then
>>222348984I haven't had sex in over 15 years.
i always thought i would be much more discriminated against for being a virgin but i never actually have been. i'm 32 and never kissed before. i've yet to actually even get made fun of properly. i find it strange at this point, especially because i worked in a warehouse for a while with some classic 'WE LOVE PUSSY WE'RE GONNA SLAM PUSSY THIS WEEKEND BRO' coworkers.
>>222368639Surgeons wear masks so they don't spit in an open body cavity or get blood in their mouths, not to protect themselves from invisible boogeyman germs.
>>222368639Fuck off back to your trooncord, dumbo.
>>222349342>gay sex doesn't release dopamine and therefore doesn't trip the sensorBased movie calling out this unnatural degeneracy
>>222351611No, that's what the money is for, it's like paying to skip ahead in the game
>>222349156having to use a condom or risking knocking one up is a bit of a downer.
>>222368736>>222368742of all the the conspiracies to hold on to, it's the mask. Retards please
>>222368791Viruses aren't real. Grow up.
>>222363721just like real lesbians
>>222367152
Womemes think not being able to have easy casual sex is hell yet don't understand why incels are bitter about their sexual misery because unsuccessful men don't register as human beings in their mind.
Sex probably isn't even that cool or fun lmaos right?
>>222351611Unless you have shit hygiene or act agressive most whores will be nice to you if you're a beta male even if you have no social skils cause it's easy money.>t. friendless aspie with some experience with whores
>>222349167So any time your dopamine spikes for any reason you get investigated?
>>222367961I chuckled.
>>222349167>tattoo containing a biological sensorthey didnt have the balls to go with chastit beltstatto that prevents sex doesnt even make any sensebut I guess chastity devices would be too obvious this is a fetish film
>>222348984>>222349167women would never allow such a contraption, they want to slut and murder their babies in the womb
>can only have sex that one day>don't bother looking for someone until the last minutefornicrastinatorsprocrasfornicatorsidk
>>222349167>and protection is required
>>222348984Oh yeah, you know im gonna enjoy. Just look at that Big Beautifull Black Cock sliding in and out of that white tight pussy oh yeah, thanks "elders"...
this looks dreadful, it's gonna make an easy half bill
>oh man oh geez how can I find a nice guy who likes me for me on a night where everyone is just fucking?>why not meet someone one of the other 364 days of the year>because how can I find love if we can't fuck? idiotpeople are animals
>>222354501You don't understand she needs to have sex
>>222349413More than 12 years for me. I think my anal hymen has grown back by now....
>>222353059Only have sex after marriage. Simple.
>>222365597I admire your urge to correct peopleHowever things are way passed the point of pointing out these thingsUnderstand these people are indoctrinated. They have been broken by the abuse of the system, and so they must CHOOSE to believe in the system to protect their mind. I believe it's the "induced compliance" form of cognitive dissonance. Free-Choice, effort justification, believe disconfirmation, and induced compliance. Basically if you force someone to do something their mind might break and from an identity around ALWAYS wanting to do that thing. It's a form of cope for control, but is is internal.
>>222369435sex is only half as good as you think it is while horny masturbating
>>222349167The only thing I’ve heard people talk about in this is how offensive it is to faggots who lived through sodomy laws
>>222368639Shitty China masks are for spit catching, real masks that virologists use when they work with high mortality rate viruses are like gas masks and they protect the eyes as well.
>>222359236Lol. This comment made my day. Thank you.
I have not had sex since 2018. It's not that big of a deal
>>222368791Dude, let it go. Scientist from both sides have confirmed masks don't protect you from anything. You wear them just if you're actually sick and want to stop a few particles to reach surfaces. If you wear a mask while not sick, you're a retard.
I'm going to this movie tomorrow with my gf.We've not sex for over 5 months.
>>222374138which one of you got fat
i haven't fucked since April of 2025.
>>222348984I would be content with once a year
do people not rape in that universe?
>>222368626> Sir, he has no socials.
>>222349167>At the age of 18as if those whores don't reach triple digits by then, and STILL aren't satisfied?
>>222374963this guy is a fucking ghost goddamit
>>222367837>>222367961two weeks without sex and he pulls a Riddler, imagine if he got dumped
>>222349167I mean, gubment telling you what to do with your body is dystopian, yes.
>>222350576That's Dua Lipa's husband, lol.
>>222353140Based, zogbots won't like this.>>222367152Have you read the woman writer's (actually man's) mind to talk so confidently about what they did and didn't intend?
>>222355319Just the eyebrows.
>>222375116> Definitely sir, lots of illegal ectoplasm was found in his home.
>>222348984Anon, I have sex mostly daily these days.
>>222375448no yeah, me too, like every single day and sometimes with different women at the same time and the same day too and sometimes with Eyes Wide Shut levels of women and I just think that if I stop now, Trojan is gonna go bankrupt, so yeah... that movie is definitely a thing we would NOT enjoy, am I right fellow women-sexer?
>>222353059>>222354501>>222371606Why don't they just jump on a dildo once or twice a week? Why risk the unwanted pregnancies and social stigma just for some dick when a toy can do the job just as well? Sex for women is literally just getting poked with a meatstick, what do they do all that whoring for?
it's funny that normies are really mad about it but only because it's a rom-com and not a handmaiden's tale esque anti-trump film
>>222367837I'm at the point where I can go two weeks without even jacking off. Honestly my life would probably be easier if I just started killing people.
>>222362282The Splurge
>>222367214>>222367389>I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE also epstein
>>222369435>you have to catch me>in a small pooldoes she really think she can get away?
>>222374138maybe (You) haven't had sex for over 5 months...
>>222375579Yea man, your life would be better living the rest of your life in a cell with tons of crazy ass criminals. Be grateful for what you have. Stop the crying
>>222368791
>>222376278TWOMOREWEEKS
>>222349342>Gay sex doesn't count because one of them is in horrible pain getting their asshole torn openBasedWouldn't lesbian sex count, then? Or does that mean dykes don't actually get any dopamine out of it
>>222376711I assume fag sex doesn't count because this is a WHAT IF NORMAL PEOPLE WERE "PERSECUTED" LIKE FAGS WERE??? story that completely disregards why fags are shunned by normal societies (spreading disease, etc.)
>>222348984What if these two just fell in love, then dated, then got married?>this is (big black nigger)never mind
>>222348984so this neuromancer guy is now being pushed/tested on audiences or something?
>>222348984She wears that dress the entire movie btw
>>222354446lmaoing at your life if you think "conservative" women are saints. So naive
I hate normies so much it's unreal
>>222368664skill issue
>>222376278>shitter account gets one thing wrong and pedos post about it for the next 10 years>MIGApedo gets everything wrong, day after day, year after year>MIGApedo thinks this is okthe double standard needs to be stopped. If retarded trump cucks are going to act like retarded 65 IQ cattle slop they should be treated as such
>>222377371>shitter accountIs it just a random Twitter account, or is it the account of the Surgeon General of the United States?
>>222377407I don't know, I don't use Xitter and the idea of the surgeon general typing like that seems retarded. But then again you now have a decrepit hack shill with holes in his brain in charge of health
>>222353102Good thing you're a faggot either way or that woulda been a close one
>>222351611He fucks them when they're sleeping
>>222353356Exorcist
