>DUDE THEATRES ARE FUCKING DEAD!!!!!>new records every yearlol
we was right/thread
The records are for money earned, not tickets soldAnd the prequels are shit btw
Did you immediately feel a flush of embarrassment after hitting post, or are you only now feeling it?
>>222349119Tom Holland's spider penis is offensively small.
This losing streak just never ends. What's Mike going to be wrong about next, I wonder?
>>222349119A few months ago one of my local theaters closed down permanently. I was actually pretty depressed about it because I was going to it for 30+ years. Actually, it turns out, a different company bought it and it's going to open back up. I just saw Spiderman yesterday and wasn't too impressed. But it's apparently making bank. So that's kind of crazy. Maybe theatres are saved.
I still enjoy a trip to the cinema, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to get people to go with me. My friends decline most films I suggest, miserable bastards that they are. I had to take my mum to see The Odyssey because my friends flat out refused.
>/tv/ STILL seething and obsessing two decades later because fat guy called star wars poopoo dookie dogshitlmao
>>222349604No one on Team Prequel is seething. We simply point out where we have been vindicated and where certain detractors have been proven wrong. It's the prequel-haters who are seething because they haven't been able to dominate the Star Wars discourse.
>>222349702Sorry there aren't people with good taste available at all hours of the day to attack the prequels, dog.
1 record per year more like
>>222349702>being an unironic starshittergrow the fuck up, faggot. Enough with the childish banalities
>>222349889>Enough with the childish banalitiesThis, RLM and their starving African children fans lost.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>222349702It’s more that you’re the only ones left. You’re single handedly propping up youtubers with your inane delusions as well. As it’s (you)r fault these nobodies are constantly spammed here.
>>222349986>it’s (you)r fault these nobodies are constantly spammed hereBut I am not Disney corporation.
>>222349573Go by yourself, retard. It's not 2003 anymore, half the people in the theater are alone
>>222350028this, nobody cares
>>222349119the palpable seethe they have whenever they obliquely mention that Gen-Z likes the prequels will never not be funny
>>222349961No. Because movie reviewers are not off topic
My theater was completely full for Spider-man and everyone conducted themselves in a reasonable manner and enjoyed the movie. Most of the time I get a decent experience at my theaters. I wonder what these guys are doing wrong.
>>222349119RedditBedwetterSneedia are wrong about everything. Theaters will close any day now. Two more weeks, trust the plan.
>>222351202Jannies should stop deleting Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic threads then
>>222349889>STOP ENJOYING THINGS AND BE A DEPRESSED LOSER WHO HATES EVERYTHING LIKE ME Late millennials and Gen Z are fixing what that faggot ass Gen X broke. This isn’t your board anymore, grandpa.
>>222349702lol seething
>>222349304Is there a losing streak outside of your head?
>>222351374>RedditBedwetterSneediaOw, the wit.
>>222349119>>DUDE THEATRES ARE FUCKING DEAD!!!!!>>new records every year>lol>>222349179>The records are for money earned, not tickets sold>And the prequels are shit btwDaily reminder that whenever an RLMdrone brings up the Prequels unprompted, you win the argument. So it looks like OP won since he's talking about movie theaters and nothing to do with Star Wars.
>>222351640>prequel reviews slide into irrelevancy>brutally disowned by his hero shatner>commissions an artist to illustrate his ideas for picard episodes, and even the most diehard rlm fans flinch away from them in embarrassment>most recent plinkett episode is universally considered a dud>said tfa was "everything i hoped it would be">space flopI don't know Mike, you tell me. Is this what you'd call a winning streak?
>>222351852What was the argument here? You sound mentally deficient.
>>222349119>new records every yearSo we should be seeing lines out the door, right?Oh you mean these 'records' might be inflated metrics? Oh weird, I wonder why they would do that.
>>222351957The argument is that RLMdrones are incapable of winning arguments
>>222351403Shut up Doug
>>222351852Retarded broccoli heads think bringing up specific shitty movies is the new Godwin's Law.My hatred for humanity grows with each passing day.
>>222349702>Team PrequelPlease do the right thing and consider euthanasia.
>>222351403Watched a Doug Walker video for the first time in a year or so. Every take he had on every aspect of Spider-Man and the 4 Spider-Man movies he talked about was objectively wrong except the one about cinematic web-swinging.The world is changing. I can feel it in the water.
>>222352382I accept your concession again, seething as it may be
>>222352402You're right, I should consider getting you euthanasia because you requested it
>>222349119>I FUCKING HATE THEATERS!!!!>What's that? A film no ones ever heard of that costed $30 to make of 20 somethings sitting in an airbnb talking about their relationships and can only be watched on Hulu? YEEEEEEESSSS IT'S THE BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEEEEEN!
Just for context, this fuckup makes passive-aggressive RLM threads every day. Because he came from /r/prequelmemes and never got over it.
>>222352757What's wrong with /r/prequelmemes?
>>222349702
>>222349119Mike Stoklasa is a dumb faggot who got lucky convincing retards he was smart.
>>222354650Smart? He didn't convince anyone. Gen Xim/Xers just resonate with him
OP is so tsun-tsun for Mike, lol.
>>222351852I bring up the prequels because 8 times out of 10 these threads are made by prequelbabs that thought the prequels weren't seen as the dogshit movies they are until this fatass made a youtube video about them
>>222354650A good reviewer just informs you of the pieces they review. If he likes something it doesn't mean I will, and contrariwise. His standards are his own, and he's a big alcoholic nerd for the craft of filmmaking and I can hang with that.Jay and Rich are MUCH better imo and I think Mike sees that. That's the smartest thing he's done.>>222354993Don't pin the xim/xir shit on my generation, you fuck!
jewish executive seethe threadkeep pushing trannies and blacks and i'll keep missing your movies
>>222356111You faggots pioneered the trans acceptance and chop off your genitals movement. Xim/Xer will be pinned on you since you fags are good at deflecting accountability
>>222349119>>new records every yearDo you ever look shit up that you're curious about? Take an especially good look at the ticket sales vs box office curves post pandemic. Since they can't get the punters in the cinema, the prices have skyrocketed relative to tickets sold.Ironically Mike is the (fat, alcoholic) nigger who has been saying movies is turning into an activity for the rich, and that seems to be the case. If you can't sell cheap to the masses, you can sell expensive seats to a select few.
>>222349506>one of my local theatersAnecdote.>>222349573>I still enjoy a trip to the cinemaAnecdote.>>222349702Irrelevant.>>222349986Off topic.>>222351292Anecdote.>>222351374Shitpost.>>222351982Speculation.>>222352438Irrelevant speculation based on an anecdote.>>222352671Strawman.I swear to fucking god this board is retarded. It takes 2 seconds to look up the statistics.
something breaks a new theatre/home video/streaming record every day
>>222352526>againThat was my first post in this thread, trannypedophile. This is my second.
>>222356300That was a CIA zionist plot the whole time.Told as many 4channers as I could that the NSA was here trying to hypnotize you into trooning out, but they ignored me and fucked off to /lgbt/Told fucking /pol/tards the Israelis were fascists and they were siding with them the whole time. And here you are, a generationalist. Lumping everyone into neat little marketable groups. Poor dumb kids.
>>222356765>the Israelis were fascistsFascists don't seek to dominate the world, despite what the kike media tells you.All they do is accuse others of what they do. They see themselves as the master race as they tell you the Germans saw themselves as the master race.
>>222356634>theatreAdjust for inflation. Note ticket sales.> home videoThis market is fucking dead and has been for a decade are you retarded?> streaming recordWith only internal numbers and no good way to assess claims, the streaming number counts are horrendously unreliable. That said, it's the main way people view media now, so you'd expect it to be breaking some records - FOR STREAMING. That's the missing part of the equation. Compared to broadcast television streaming numbers are utter shit. Nothing shows from the 90s demolish the viewership of anything made today. Perhaps more saliently, the viewership of Youtubers can dwarf streaming numbers.
>>222356878why is bro having a melty
>>222356869>wereAre. Do I have to give you a history lesson? >Fascists don't seek to dominate the worldApparently I do. Your head is full of garbage.
>>222349119literally one blockbuster every two months, everything else fails miserably
>>222357237Retard, I was greentexting someone else.Holy shit, everyone is a fucking moron. Thanks for letting us all know how the world is populated by nothing but shortbus riders, internet.
>>222351982it's like when U2 put their album on your ipod without your permission. a couple years ago it was the drake and kendrick beef songs autoplaying on spotify
>>222357300It’s even worse now because mid budget movies used to flop in theaters but get a second wind on DVD and cable syndication. Now a movie bombs, gets yanked from theaters after 3 weeks, and spends years as a tile on a streaming service UI.
>>222351982We saw Spooderman last night at 10:30pm and it showed that our room was almost full and there were maybe ten people in there when we went in. I still believe that part of the "marketing" budget for all of these big movies is buying their own tickets. The Odyssey also had every seat taken during the week it came out and almost no one was in the building.
>>222349702It's true then. All these anti-RLM threads are done by butthurt Prequackers.
