In Austin Powers, Austin is frozen for 30 years before being woken up.It has now been 30 years since the original release of Austin Powers.If Austin Powers was remade today, he would be a man from the mid-90s
might be cool, the 90's were forever ago, only ancient uncs still remember it
I suggest you don't worry about this sort of thing and just enjoy yourself.That goes for you all too.
>>222351880But you're an ancient unc.
>>222351857>If Austin Powers was remade today, he would be a man from the mid-90s>90s Austin Powers is an X-treme sports secret agent, sky-diving, street luge, doing parkour while roller blading, and surfing on anything even vaguely board-like to catch the bad guys. >Defrosted in the modern era. Everyone calls him a manchild, says rollerblades are gay, and tells him to grow up.>Impresses the zoomette secret agent with his X-treme moves. >Defeats the bad guy and races lava down a volcano on an improvised board.
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>First thing’s first Basil, I’m gonna pop on over to Sam Goody for a tick and pick up some CDs. I can’t wait to listen to all the wonderful advances in music humanity made since I was frozen. >Austin…
>>222352048kino
>>222351857>Kevin and I designed a habitat for Steve to live in that is completely like his own world. Everything is 1996-oriented.>As you can see, the ice man is listening to Ace of Base, which was a very popular group during his era, and primitive drumming soothed his people's tempers.>Ah! Here we see the ice man trying to gain Internet access on the computer. The Internet was still not very big in his time, so the Web frightens and confuses him.
>>222352048>austin takes cute zoomette secret agent home at the end of the movie>she turns out to be a fembot(male)
>>222351857>>222352048What would dr Evil analogue even be like? None of Brosnan era bad guys were very memorable.
>>222352359Elektra King was very memorable
>>222352359he'd be a tech ceo who thinks he's making the world a better place but actually ruining everythinghis number 1 henchman would be a woman from hr
>>222351880>t. chopped unc
>Austin is given a laptop and a crash course on surfing the web>Ministry security has to break down the door of his apartment after he’s MIA for three days>He’s constructed a 9 monitor goon cave and is nearly unconscious on the floor, severely dehydrated and chafed, surrounded by Amazon boxes and crumpled tissues
>>222351857What would a 90s Austin Powers be if he was unfrozen today ?
>>222352048>he wears flannel
>>222351857Fun fact: in the original comics Captain America was frozen in 1944 and unfrozen in 1964. It's like if he was unfrozen today and be put on Ice when Saddam was still alive.
>>222351857That's fucked up
>>222352359
Austin get iPad
>>222352407The World is Not Enough’s only saving grace is it was followed by Die Another Day, which is not only the worst Bond film but a strong contender for one of the worst films of all time.
>>222354061If you think Die Another Day is one of the worst movies ever made then you haven't seen many bad movies
>Relax, baby. NAFTA means we all get the information tech jobs. Somebody else can make the shoes!>China's joining the WTO. Give 'em ten years, they'll be a democracy with a Starbucks in every province!>The Clinton surplus means we're paying off the entire national debt by 2012. The only argument left is what to do with the extra money!>I don't think we can use the Internet to track this guy down, baby, nobody's gonna put their real name and home address into a computer. That's insane behavior.>No need to worry about Kreplachistan. Nation-building's easy. Just add elections!
>>222352359Bill Gates or Steve Jobs type.
>>222352463You failed
Being cancelled means murder really, social prison guards are fucking insane
>>222353914lel
