>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him>Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot">"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir">A few battles happen on the way to the objective>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively>They fuck>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT SIR">Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe>Ducos appears>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis">"Bloody Ducos">Battle happens>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun>Wellington arrives>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again">Sharpe and his men march into the sunset>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
>>222352733I see a Sharpe thread, I post in it. That's my style sir.
>>222353066>MAJOR ANON PAID FOR THIS THREAD WITH HIS LIFE!
Has anyone read Cornwell's American Civil War books?
He's a bloody bastuhd sir
>>222353066Now that's Sharpe-posting.
>>222353271I read the first two or three many years ago. The main character is literally a recolor of Sharpe, he even has a Harper esque sidekick. Instead of being a poorfag all the other officers resent they hate him because he is the son of an abolitionist.
I'd rim Sean Beans ass for work as Sharpe and Boromir, no homo
>>222353066For me its seeing the sharpe thread and immediately listening to the theme againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Odqg6_k5E8
>>222353436I was going to start them because I finished all the Uhtred books which I like more than Sharpe
>o'er the hills and far away. . .
>>222352733This show helped me through a very tough time. Thank you Sharpe
>>222352733Anyone know where to get the 4:3 release of this? Every torrent I find is of the bluray which cropped the show into 16:9 and the only 4:3 versions I find are clips on youtube that clearly show the footage was cropped for the bluray release.
>>222354566Just for youhttps://tubitv.com/tv-shows/200334130/s01-e01-sharpe-s-rifles
