>Takes a dump at someone else’s house.
>OP never leaves home
Is it normal to be allowed into other people's houses?
>>222354927I bet he srarts lactating if you make baby noises
>>222354927When I was a kid, we always went to my aunts house for Christmas. We never really saw that side of the family otherwise. My brother's and I would take turns dropping the biggest dumps in her bathroom and stinking up the entire first floor. No idea why we would hold it and wait for her bathroom but for some reason we had this silent agreement that this was the best thing we could do.
>>222354927Can you guys believe boomers used to think flabby mantits and a muffin top was FAT?!?!
>>222354927how did he have so much sex?
>>222355132Most successful sex-havers are also very good at lying.
>>222355132had to fit a ton of nepo kikes into the show
>>222355477Because everyone wants to see 3-toothed trailer people instead, right?
>>222354927If it's a friend or family members house, I tell them straight up I'm stinking up their shit.
>>222354927>Takes a dump at someone else’s house.>go on date, eat bad food and drink a lot>go to girls house, its a wreck>stomach cramps, girgling from bad food>where restroom please?>no door knobs on bathroom doors, doors do not even close all the way, no toilet lid only seat>high pressure blasting of bowl with brown spray, horrible smell>push handle, no flush *concern*, push handle again, giggle handle no flush *sweating*<uh toilet does not flush "oh i'll fix it" she walks in sees carnage, kneels next to toilet with her face right next to bowl and reaches around to turn on water, tanks fills slowly, then she flushed it and smiles at me. >washed hands "Thanks I need to go now bye" *runs out*
>>222355132metropolischads always get sex
>>222355567I do
I remember one time in high school my friend and his brother had a party at their house. I went to take a shit and was barely half done. The brother's stupid drunk girlfriend knocked on the door and goes "Open up I gotta puke!" I said "I'm shitting in here!" She said I don't care. So I pinched it off, couldn't even wipe, pulled up my pants and let her in. No time to flush, she dove straight for the toilet and emptied herself out with my shit still in the bowl. Haven, if you're reading this, I jerked off your boyfriend one night before you came over.
>>222355132It's a TV show anon.
>>222354927>This was hideous in 1995
>>222354927>bro pulls his stomach in so hard he can barely breathe
>>222354927No better feeling
>>222355132women were sort of based when they didn't have cellphones and mostly didn't care about the internet
>>222355132A different time. He was also written to have it.
>>222354927I went to a friend's apartment one time and when I asked him how to turn on the fan because I had to take a shit he asked me to go somewhere else and I told him I could either shit in the toilet or I could shit on the floor.He chose the former.
