How is this so good? It was the only history movie I could ever sit through.
the only part I remember is the final battle which was like a fake movie on The Simpsons except it was realWait didn't he fuck his dead son's wife? Who was that actress? I'm going to go see how hard she hit the wall
>history>movieHistory comes in books, philistine.
>>222357828>How is this so good?This sentence is the sign of a weak person. Someone too afraid to make a legitimate statement. Everything has to be framed as a question because actually saying something is scary. Kill yourself, zoomer fucktard.
>>222357828Last of the Mohicans is 10X better.
>>222357975Moron
>>222358117How so??
>>222357828>allows the British to enslave his BASED FREE BLACKS MIGA>allows the British to burn his house>allows his son to be taken by the British to face execution>only fights back once one of his other sons is killed by the BritishCucked as fuck conservative porn hypnotizing them into thinking it's bad to act unless they harm your family first. If he'd been prepared and shot any redcoats on sight from 200 yards off, his son wouldn't have been killed in the beginning.Absolutely cucked and conservative cringe.
>>222357828I always cry when Odo dies
>>222359873Same!!
>>222357931No, he fucked his dead wife's sister.
>>222359832Stfu jealous jeet, I'm denying your visa lmao
>>222359832He would've have wound up just like his son. Dont poke the dragon. That retard thought he could just take on the red coats all by himself. What an impulsive smooth brain dipshit.
>>222359832wouldnt that make him and his house a legit military target?
>>222359832You are such a fucking faggot. It showed that someone who has the ability to do something should do it now before shit hits the fan, he's constantly trying to distance himself from his blood thirsty past the entire start of the movie thinking there has to be some other way other than war. Were you too stupid for this movie?
they couldn't even get an actual American guy to be the Patriot? movies are so bullshit