it's true because Frasier's dad didn't get a sticky and he posts about it from time to time

Retard genre.

>>222358581
>>222358535
That's what all the sage is about

>AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT A GHOST JUST SLIPPED A FINGER IN MY MANHOLE

so these dudes have been harassed by ghosts hundreds of times at this point and I'm supposed to believe a ghost has never fondled their balls or fucked them in the ass?

>>222358684
>angered tons of ghosts
>still perfectly fine and not cursed
ghosts sound like pussies

>>222358535
There's an old abandoned synagogue near my house and we used to explore it. Definitely felt haunted.

I ain't afraid of no ghosts

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Guys, I think I'm possessed.......
This ghost, it wants me... to jerk off
Oh god, how terrible..... I never usually want to do this, but I just can't stop.....

>>222358684
sounds like you haven't watched the episodes where they capture stick figure ghosts at brothels mounting them as they lay in bed

>>222361376
The one where the stick figure didn't do anything till he used a trigger object (money) and it started humping him was funny
He shoulda yelled, "Ahhhh! I'm gonna bust a nut!", but Zak isn't ever hilarious intentionally.

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>>222358684
>>222360031
Ya why would anyone be scared of ghosts when they can't do shit to you kek. I hope I see a ghost someday so I can laugh in its face

>>222360111
I came here to say checked and this

Aaron, the evil spirit in this building wants you dead... Hold on... No it's actually YOUR WIFE that wants you dead.

>>222361838
For me, I watch paranormal shit all the time growing up. I became a side sleeper because I saw an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" were a demon possessed this guy's girlfriend and she raped him.

Compounding that mental image, I also started getting morning wood. So when I woke up on my back accidentally, I thought I was raped in my sleep.

>>222361980
>thought I was raped in my sleep
Was there any ectoplasm?

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>>222361782
>pull out a ouija board
>put the marker on the letters to say "I'M A FAGGOT" to make it look like the ghost said it
>do pic related to his grave
>take a gigantic dump in his abandoned non-functional toilet

>>222358535
>inb4 snood jumpscare

Holy shit, did you fucking hear that OMG

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