>HANNIBAL KING!
I want parker posey to bite my penis off and then laugh and peg me if you know what I mean
>>222359462It means you're a fag and mentally ill.
>>222359203>Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette!
>>222359203Blade Trinity is the best Blade movie.
>>222359203oh no! a smol incredibly cute and aggressive girl wants to bite me. pls help : - ) (oj Im about to cum)
>>222361010Edit out all the Ryan Reynolds shit and it becomes kino.
>>222361071You can take a sugar frosted fuck off the end of my dick, Ryan was one of the best parts of the movie.
>>222361811>Ryan was one of the best parts of the movie.
>>222361869You heard me.
>>222361883
>Nice tattos. Do they mean anything? Stupid fuck.
>>222361883why was wesley so racist for this movie in particular? it's one of the few roles I've seen retroactively damage an actors career because pretty much every other person involved has nothing good to say about him.
>>222362456That was from 2. Trinity is the one where he wouldn't talk to "That Cracker" or the director outside of passing sticky notes.I think >>222361071 is Snipes himself, so ask him why he was so toxic.
>>222362456Smoking a lot of weed and apparently fucking some femboy/twink in his trailer.
>>222361760I hate the sun too
>>222359203>>222362772Whats she been acting in these days anyway? I feel like I never saw her again after this movie
>>222362772I want her to spit on me, pee on me, and beat me mercilessly
>In the first film, Blade explains he can tell vamps from humans just by reading their subtle body movements and behaviour>In Blade Trinity he's fooled by a dude wearing fake fangs lol
>>222362794Mostly shows for streaming services.
I'm conflicted on Blade Trinity. I love Posey and Biel, but I fuckin despise Ryan Reynolds. Prick plays the same obnoxious character in every movie. Then there's the incredibly lame depiction of Dracula.
>Blade Trinity thread>Nobody posting Jessica Biel
>>222359203vaginal fangs
>>222361811>Ryan was one of the bestGAS!
>>222365382>I'm conflicted on Blade Trinity.I'll clear up the confusion for you: it fucking sucks.1 is good. 2 is best. 3 is unwatchable.
>>222362794Most recently she was in the Lost in space show.
>>222361883I can't believe walking dead is fucking dead
>>222366035/tv/ confirmed gay
>>222367154I guess I'm a faggot, because I never saw her appeal. I'd take Parker over Jessica every single time.
>>222361760I always loved that. Made me chuckle since the first time I saw it.
>>222367347yeah shes just a very manly woman.
>>222362343Yeah yeah yeah this scene here:>>222362977
>>222362794She was just on season 3 of the White Lotus.
>>222367851That's how I saw it in the 7th Heaven days, too.wtf was that show even about, btw?And why is it vampire dogs couldn't avoid running off of a roof? Shouldn't they have greater reflexes than normal?And was Hannibal fucking King made specifically for the audience to hate? I'm still rooting for Danica to gut him like a fish.
>>2223669113 was objectively the best movie but had the biggest flaws. The worst was picking a retarded dysgenic mystery meat mutt to play Dracula.
>>222362899She's gorgeous, but she learned from watching a mistress of the highest order.
>>2223669112 seems dated and cringe in some places.The story in 1 is timeless: the blood-sucking jews own the police, have secret underground facilities where they traffic humans, and plenty of shabbos goyim to serve their interests.
>>222366911>>222370278The quality of the Blade trilogy pretty much mirrors that of the RoboCop trilogy.
