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>White male lead
>Group of macho men going around being manly
>Tranny skewered in the very first scene
>Basedtrad wife remains firmly loyal to husband despite the attempts of other houses (the then equivalent of foreign immigrants)
>Husband comes home and kills the immigrants trying to rape his wife, starts with the nigger
>Man gets to cheat on his wife for 9 years and isn't punished for it

It's time to admit that audiences want based movies back.
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>>222364620
>Spooderbrnt comes out
>Leftdyssey completely sputters out
>c-come watch our m-movie you fucking chud!
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>>222364664
FPBP
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>>222364620
>box office flop

cringe
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He only killed half the immigrants and then abdicated the throne so his untrained son could get murdered by the remaining immigrants.
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>>222364705
>inheritence rights
based
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>>222364753
>getting crucified by the niggers who want go fuck your mom because dad decided to be a bitch and not kill every last one of them before stepping down
Objectively cringe
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>>222364789
>leaves a few for the son to inevitably kill to teach him how to be a man and stand up for himself
gigabased
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>>222364882
>inevitably kill
He barely held his own against one man. He's fucked. Those suitors will return home with an army each. Odysseus, Telemachus, and Athena killed every last one of them and the whore maids who conspired with them specifically to prevent this.
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>>222364620
He didn't have the disloyal maidservants drag the bodies of the suitors out of his palace, force them to clean up the blood, and then tell telemachus to execute them for their treachery
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>>222364924
Women are never in the wrong, chud.
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>>222364923
>He barely held his own against one man. He's fucked
Exactly why dad knows he needs more practice.
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>>222364998
Now let's talk about real Telemachus.
>killed the niggers at his father's side until he and Odysseus were ankle deep in blood and viscera
>tells the maids to clean it up
>laughs with his dad as their feet stop twitching after he hanged them
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>>222364620
>wokeslop™ didn't flop and was a comercial success, so now let me tell you why wokeslop™ is secretly based and trad
Clockwork
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>>222365034
Holy fuck was the OG really that based?
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>>222365034
>the real Telemachus
No such thing
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>>222365034
>maids
Based retard reading whitewashed translations.
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>1 second after it actually makes 1 billion
>IT'S ACTUALLY BASED
Who has the cycle image ?
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A PLANE

A BANE

A MASK

A PLAN

A PLAN TO DESTROY A CITY

THE FIRE RISES AND BURNS IT TO THE GROUND



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