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First for Leaving D.C.

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>>222364884
>Eyes without a face
>Got no human grace
>You're eyes without a face

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wtf was this movie

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Evil Dead without Sam Raimi is not Evil Dead.

>>222364884
Y’all are Satanists.

>>222365020
I think they got high and forgot to make it make sense at all
but if you're also high, it makes perfect sense

>>222365043
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. I watch horror movies in order to better understand my enemies.

tell me why i shouldn't decorate my room with Halloween decorations right now (this is a threat)

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For me it's:
>The.Last.House.2026.2160p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX
>The.Last.House.2026.2160p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX
>The.Last.House.2026.2160p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX
Want 4K but don't need DV/HDR then it's:
>the.last.house.2026.2160p.web.h265-naisu
>the.last.house.2026.2160p.web.h265-naisu
>the.last.house.2026.2160p.web.h265-naisu
If you're a third worlder it's:
>The.Last.House.2026.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX
>The.Last.House.2026.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX
>The.Last.House.2026.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX

>>222365372
You shouldn't do that because it will make you yearn for Halloween which might make you sad at some point. But you should do it because the time it takes to put up the decorations will mean you've come closer to Halloween time.

>>222365372
It's August. I don't do it until the first day of fall which is late next month.

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>>222365372
I'm not here to convince you. I'm here to dare you. Make that a triple dog dare. You got the balls to set up Halloween decor early, Anon? Prove it

>>222365372
you should do it advent calendar style. if you're a good boy you can put up one thing per day as a countdown.

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>>222365043

>>222365381
on the left or right

>>222365527
I'm not sure, trailer makes it look like the Right, but won't know until I watch it.

>>222365402
>>222365465
>>222365498
>>222365499
noted and i likely will put up the lights for now at the minimum.

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>>222365372

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HELLRAISER

AND I'LL MAKE IT COME TRUE

>>222365997
they should get some new band to do this as the theme song of the next hellraiser

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>>222365997
for me, it's
>OOOH BUT HE'S BACK
>HE'S THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK
>AND HE'S OUTTA CON-TROL

I just watched levicitus. It's so fucking stupid. all they gotta do is stop doing gay shit or being close to each other

>>222366102
the monster was monkeypoxx?

>>222365020
I don't know what it is, but I'll tell you what it is: on my October watchlist, this October

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What, precisely, was his problem?

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Evil Dead Burn was decent, I liked it more than Rise.
The deadites were the best part about it for sure. I think the weak part was yet again like Rise and The Mummy and the Hellraiser reboot etc. everyone has to start out miserable and get more miserable. It makes the MCs really unlikable because they're so damn mopey, whereas Ash wasn't that at all.

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>>222366471
Oh and it also starred Tandi Wright which was nice, an original New Zealand tv babe.

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>>222366337

>>222366517
Paying money to anyone for a photo or autograph is retarded as hell.

I'm having a big Halloween party in october and am still looking for movies to show everyone. Usually i do one classic, one modern and one cult/batshit insane one.

Any ideas for something entertaining and completely insane?

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>>222366633
I'm gonna do it, because I want to see her in person and this is likely the only way it will ever happen.

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>>222366471
I was very mad when he cast for Wrath was revealed and Jim Cummings wasn't there. He was great in that director's previous flick and he is the one man that can pull off a somewhat competent , cocky yet also insecure and buffoonish vibe while also being a fit guy and also being cheap enough to get. He would be great in a more comedy-horror take on Evil Dead which we really need.

>>222366653
Gotta say Boxer's Omen my man, though it does take a while to get going. Alternatively, Devil Fetus.

>>222366653
For insane, you should do Adam Chaplin or Riki-Oh.
Entertaining? Deadstream.

>>222365381
I find it a bit sad when famous international actors try to break into Hollywood, only to be offered this kind of slop for their first few years

>>222366723
>>222366768
thanks guys, showed my friends a couple of those already. but i'll check out Boxers Omen and Deadstream

>>222367074
deadstream rules, you won't regret it

I’m continuing on my found footage kino quest after a brief 80s stop off to watch The Blob and From Beyond as a little palate cleanser. Both are pure practical effect nostalgia and are great.
I was going to watch [REC] next, but after reading through When Evil Lurks, I need to take a break on subs. Think I’ll watch the first two VHS movies today.
>The Bay
I’ll be honest, I thought it was fucking boring. There was hardly any parasite action and I went in expecting the hospital scene from Cloverfield but magnified. I got a documentary style film that had a cute but boring foid yapping most of the time.
>VHS94
The Wake was boring as fuck, but Ratman was good, The Subject was great, the vampire militia was meh, and the wrap up didn’t make a lot of sense. It was okay,

>>222367267
I felt the same about The Bay, some people rate it really highly though.
I want another underground people found footage. Mole people, for sure. Raatma was decent but it needed more of a build up.

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BELPHEGOR!

was the previous evil dead film as funny as burn? i just want sam raimi to go full evil dead 2 again

I watched Evil Dead 2013 a few days ago and it was absolutely garbage. Gonna try the 2026 one, wish me luck niggas

>>222365020
kino

>>222367598
Rise? No it was a bit more straight

alright, watching Magic Cop today since I'm really enjoying these old kung fu horrors and the main guy was great in Mr. Vampire

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evil dead burn has some amazing action sequences for a horror movie

>>222368072
I loved the bit where it's switches from in the mirror to out of it with a head smash or something, requesting a webm of that

>>222367688
I liked when the girl got vines slithered up her pussy in 2013.

>>222368040
Dude I fucking loved Magic Cop, I prefer it to the Mr Vampires even. Also that actor is in EVERYTHING, I think he's the Chinese actor I've seen in the most movies and I wasn't trying and don't even remember his name

>>222368040
lam ching ying? he's the goat.
I still have "The Musical Vampire" and "Exorcist Master" on my jiangshi list but the second one is hard to find

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>>222368088

>>222368149
Based, good stuff

>>222368092
That was freaky haha

just finished evil dead burn to find out it wasn't directed by raimi. I thought the camera pans and humor was him

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GET BACK YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!

>>222368458
He's only the first three and a few episodes of the show. The other three are all different directors.

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85 days til Halloween

>>222369198
First I'm waiting for the temps to drop, especially at night. I'm tired of sweating during the night. Then I'm waiting for October 1st. The build up to Halloween is great, just like with Christmas.

>>222369198
Who cares?

>>222366761
movie?

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Blessed morning /hor/

/ourgirls/'s new kino officially premeires today!!! Who will be watching?

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>>222369448
You cared enough to reply. Gotcha bitch

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>>222369906
I just wanted to know your Halloween plans...

>>222366471
>that mouf
hnnng
Jessica deadite is hotter than Ellie

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>>222367397
>that one long shot where she's crawling around on the floor avoiding all the batshittery
This was my favorite modern ED film so it sucks it ended up flopping. Same with Bone Temple.

>>222367688
Still need to rewatch this one but I remember it being decent enough.

>>222367397
>evil dead burn
>stuff catches on fire and burns
Woah

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>>222368072
>>222368149
I liked Burn better on rewatch at home. Gained an appreciation for the action sequences. The main girl was pretty cool too - more memorable than the girl from Rise. Still though, Mia is the best of the last 3. Also, the music in Burn is so good, other than the fading in and out shit during the French Kiss and Headshot parts.

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>>222369992
Watch movies and hand out candy like usual. Being that Halloween is on a Saturday this year I expect we'll get a lil more trick or treaters than usual

Watched Evil Dead Burn last night and it's seriously in my top 3 Evil Dead movies.
>Evil Dead
>Evil Dead 2013
>Evil Dead Burn
Also the movie really trying to be an NFE movie, but 20 years too late, helped a lot. Wasn't quite edgy enough to make the cut but it was close.

Also just learned that Army of Darkness was shot for a pg-13 and now everything makes sense.

>>222370153
Im glad you liked it anon but to me its the worst ED movie

Which horror movies have the best nudity or sex scenes?

Evil Dead Rise had the tranny kid DJ'ing Dance Yrself Clean. pretty cool

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>>222370208
Teenage Sex

>>222370202
How? Rank them.

>>222370208
evil toons has the best pair of boobs u'll ever see

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>>222370153
I honestly liked Burn more than AoD but I don't have the nostalgia for that film many here clearly have. Evil Dead II is also overrated when comparing it to the original and arguably best film of the series. An overrated 8/10 is still great though, don't get me wrong.
I haven't seen 2013 in a long time (double feature'd it with Green Inferno back when they came out) but I'd probably like it more now than I did back then.

>>222370202
Rise is the worst ED imo

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>>222370328
Evil Dead 2013 is a banger from beginning to end. The Directors cut amplifies it too - gives a bit more lines to the deadites, adds some jokes that they cut out, extends some gore scenes. Plus fixes a continuity error regarding 2 corpses. Oh and it adds another final scene.

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>>222370208
Slumber Party Massacre has some fun nudity
Most Fulci movies have some kino nudity
Lifeforce, Re-Animator, webm related
If you really want movies that emphasize nudity over actual horror, plot etc. look into the films of Jean Rollin

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I vood lik to see ze baby

>>222370395
extended cut additions
https://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=240330

>>222370147
Do you decorate your house? I don't have anything so no one comes to trick or treat... I think I will leave a bowl out or something

>>222366517
just how short this guy is

>>222370513
kek they both look like freaks desu look at those faces lmao

>>222370539
their faces look fine, though, her hairline is kinda bad

>>222370481
I decorate around the house and then go pretty hard on the outdoor decorations. Lights, fog machine for Halloween night, full-size decorations in the yard, stuff on the porch, etc. Kids will probably stop by if you just do the bare minimum. Put a skeleton and a jack o lantern on the porch. During the coof I put a bowl of candy on the porch with a sign that said "please take one" or something like that and surprisingly the whole bowl didn't get stolen.

>>222370326
yeah, they looked fantastic for a fake

my neighborhood barely has kids anymore. i think everyone just grew up.

>>222370739
as far as simply appearance, there's nothing wrong with fake boobs, in fact that's the whole purpose of that market, just to look good. It's when it comes to actually putting your grubby little fingers on them where the profound difference is felt (literally)

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>>222366517
>$80 to stand in the presence of post-wall Famke, cuckstick included
Weak. For half the price, he could've been openly groped by Dafne Keeno.

>>222370707
idk how you niggas put yourselves through films that are this visually dull

>>222370913
very disrespectful

>>222370767
Most of my childhood friends are already married, but none of them have kids yet and we're all in our late20s/early30s

>>222370977
lol, I get that reference

>local theater showing a Kiyoshi Kurosawa samurai movie
not horror, but I like the director
might check it out

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>>222370786

Dolly was such a comfy watching

>>222371821
Save me niggerman

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>>222365381
>We have We Need to Do Something at home

>>222371697
I think Dolly's going to become an unexpectedly beloved franchise, the inaugural installment was really good

>>222372271
That's a good movie, I enjoyed it. I'll get to The Last House sometime in the next couple days.

>>222372291
I agree with you anon and really hope so

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Sorrow

>>222372509
I just don't get this one. I watched the guy's unrelated "whole family kills itself short" too recently and got nothing out of it. I love edgy, transgressive shit, and "extreme" cinema, but this one always felt fake as shit to me.
Like open-mike Haneke

>>222372627
To me its only issue is the pacing, it drags at times. Other than that I really liked it, tonally I feel it achieves this balancing of the mundane domestic lives and the psychological complexes/latent violent urges that lurk beneath them, where everything is presented so matter-of-factly, so dispassionately. I don't know how to explain it but it feels like a uniquely and honestly bleak film, rather than a fake one; the bleakness doesn't feel forced despite the fact that it's taken to extremes.

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>>222370412
What are some horror baby kinos?

kek of course Armond White loved Ice Cream Man

>Ice Cream Man’s scariest allegory shows the kids dreaming a cloud-balloon animation of their massacres in which the victims have cartoon X’s for eyes. It’s a political version of the mysterious attacks in Hitchcock’s The Birds (Roth dares a parody of Hitchcock’s memorable jungle-gym gag).

>Roth implicates himself by playing Jared’s father, legatee of family corruption. Roth’s final fillip suggests that the murderous mob (his son’s generation) will eventually awaken and remember none of their terror — like true baby Bolsheviks.

>>222366095
>THERE IS A MAN WITH NO LIGHT IN HIS EYES

>>222372734
Little Otik
Seeding of a Ghost
Demon Seed

>>222372509
Cutting Moments aired on TV as part of a short film programme back in the day, shit gave me nightmares for months

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Speaking of brains. video talking about my favorite Lovecraft film, Re-Animator. check out my channel bros I need more friends with similar interests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lWmVcyJGPo&t=34s

>>222372466
Saar delet this

>>222371697
I couldn't find a download. Where'd ya watch

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>foreign movie I want to watch
>cant find subs
>not included in any of the downloads
>not on opensubtitles or similars
>not on streaming
>no subs on youtube, vk, ok, etc
>no subs on pirate streams
>no subs on private trackers
>decide to do a quick google search
>instantly found them on an old-ass forum from the 2000s

t-thanks

I have been running my entire life from the original japanese the grudge and ring

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>John David Washington is set to star in a new horror movie ‘MIME’ from director Nikyatu Jusu.
>The supernatural horror movie follows a man in a NYC apartment complex in the middle of a heat wave blackout.
>We have The Wolf Hour at home

>>222375222
but what aboot the mime

>>222372862
>>222372795
I still have to give that a watch because no one seems to give a "mixed" sort of review, they either call it a piece of shit and spend most of their review talking about Eli Roth or it's people like Brad the Cinema Snob and his friend who apparently like it.

>>222367051
Wagner Moura?
>Starred in Civil War
>Says he wants to play Mr Sinister in the new ‘X-MEN’ movie.

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HOWZAT

>The late Sam Neill will star in the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie.
>It is his final on-screen performance.

>>222375557
>not 100%
ngmi

>>222375748
hope he didn't sign anything that allows AI

>next friday the 13th is in november
not fair, i want it NOW!

Only release available:
>Big.Baby.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Big.Baby.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Big.Baby.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR

BD-Remux got released:
>Dolly.2026.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-ATELiER
>Dolly.2026.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-ATELiER
>Dolly.2026.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-ATELiER

cabbagebros it's time

>>222366517
I hope this is some meme and not real

>>222370146
Evil Dead needs a male lead again. One who isn't struggling with grief of some kind. That's part of what creates a natural comedy. It's just innately funny to see a man fight and often lose against super charged dead women.

>getting around to watching Soulm8te finally
>it's exactly as generic as it looked
Surprisingly not terrible. Not good, don't get me wrong. But the android is pretty hot and she gets naked and there are cool gorey deaths. Entirely what it promised.
I'm surprised they don't make more films like this. Kind of reminded me of The Grey Man in its complete lack of individual identity or originality.

>>222376099
>Directed by Spider One and features his wife
I watched his other movie, Bury the Bride, which also features his wife. It was pretty good.

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>>222370739
wtf that is actually a revelation. I thought she just put on weight and it went to her tits.
well, even so anyone who has seen deathstalker II knows her natty tits were impressive too.

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>>222376887
I remember before Evil Dead 2013 came out everyone thought pic related was gonna be some nu-Ash and were angry. Young, kinda good looking dude, jeanshirt. Thankfully that wasn't the case.

It's gonna be really hard to find another male Evil Dead lead without 90% of the fanbase yelling about Ash and poisoning the well lol

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This is the gayest movie I've seen in forever. It might be up there as one of the gayest movies of all time.
And I don't mean that in some homophobic way. It's just hysterically, insanely fucking corny, saccharine and stupid.

>>222370410
>look into the films of Jean Rollin
Where to start with him?

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>>222377182
they should have got Joe Keery to reboot the series, he was funny in spree

>>222377182
I mean he was pretty much the lead of that film, he's been memoryholed because he didn't survive but he did most of the work.

>>222377290
>he hasn't seen The Embalmer, The Madman, And The Corpse
Literally more gay than They/Them.

>>222377498
I remember him being a good dude, I liked that character.

but as far as remakes go, he wasn't cast to be the new Ash like everyone expected. But unlike real Ash he did save his sister though.

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which way hor fan

>>222370243
Evil Dead 2 > Army of Darkness > Evil Dead > 2013 > Rise > Burn

The direction and editing is borderline amateurish in Burn (there are like 2-3 good shots tops). The whole thing reeks of direct-to-streaming at times despite it being theatrical. Also it doesn't even remotely feel like Evil Dead, which has always had a campier element (even in the more serious ones), here the misery far outweighs any remote humor - even the deadites aren't as playful. The deadites are inconsistent in ability and power level, the lead is so one note and annoying, the overly CGI-ed end boss looked awful, the pacing is bizarre, it trying to connect to other films in the franchise was poorly done, it looks so damn dull etc... etc... only ED film Ill probably never rewatch.

>>222377773
Jason goes to hell is severely underrated. I admit maybe I like it so much because I marathoned them all in like two days so I appreciated how it tried to do something different

>>222377908
Yeah burn sucked assNever understood the glazing the remake/reboot got too. Like cool, here's an edgy piss filtered reboot of a better movie and it doesn't even have ash. Great. rise was just all round forgettable

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>>222377773
Sleepaway Camp

>>222377960
2013? it had a kino ending with a giga ton of blood. sometimes if you end strong that's all people remember after a while. at least for me it is.

>>222377773
I liked Freddy's Dead, it played it straight with a surreal setup which is something I love

>>222366471
I was pleasantly surprised desu, liked it more than the previous one, then again i think evil dead works better in remote/lost locations

>Evil Dead Burn 2nd post credit scene
FUCK YOU

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20 years later. It's time for me to finally watch this one everyone was yapping about in the mid-00s. No subs for the German parts? I don't care, I can hack my way through it.

>>222377908
>here the misery far outweighs any remote humor - even the deadites aren't as playful.
wat

The grandma and the hot deadite wife both felt kinda out of place because of how goofy and joking they were being lol
Dad had some fun stuff too with the triple suicide.
I liked the jokes. Great movie, I liked it more on a rewatch.

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Have you all seen Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma yet /hor/?

>>222378236
Best time to watch it honestly since the UHD is the full uncut version.

>>222378240
It's not at my cinema, I think there's one showing near the end of the month

>>222378204
I liked Burn but that was an extremely unnecessary cameo on their part.

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she was obviously the best part of Rise but I wonder who came up with that post-credits. Didn't feel like something Mr French Extremity would do.

>>222378418
I liked it too but also liked the cameo character so yeah, could have done without that.

>>222378418
Well it won't be unnecessary if the whole plan is to bring her back for Wrath.

>>222378806
Wrath takes place in 1972 though. It's some kind of turbo-prequel to the original.

So unless they introduce more time-travel she's gonna have to come back in the next, next Evil Dead.
I'm all for them just making these movies every few years forever.

>>222378806
But Wrath is supposed to be a prequel, so that won't work unless that Deadite specifically likes to possess mommys. And specifically a mom that looks like that exactly like Alyssa Sutherland.

>>222378946
>>222378960
Huh interesting.
>And specifically a mom that looks like that exactly like Alyssa Sutherland.
desu I kind of like that "get the same actor to play a different part" thing, like Pearl. Though it'd be overkill here.

Speaking of Evil Dead: has anyone ever seen these 35mm Open Matte versions?
https://x.com/cabanadrives6/status/2085839797537362098

Is there anything cool except the fact that I assume all three look great?

I fucking hate election time. If I get one more election text message, I'm going to find these fuckers and put them all in Saw traps.

>>222378240
>pothead punk

wtf you can't claim both the mosh pit and the couch

>>222364957
Rebel Yell is better though
>>222366633
>Paying money to anyone for a photo or autograph is retarded
Depends. An autographed collectible can increase its value. I saw a thread with a guy claiming he goes to conventions just to get celebrities to sign stuff then sells them on ebay and makes a lot of money doing that.

>>222364884
>If I go down, I’m taking you with me!

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>SCP-173 has escaped confinement

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>In my mind's eye my thoughts light fires in your cities
That's too cold of a line for this movie.

>This line is a famous quote from Charles Manson, spoken during his trial proceedings in 1970.
I figured as much.

>>222379545
why does it look like a Silent Hill still

>>222364884
what are the best disembodied brain kinos?

>>222379388
That only works for big name stars, not E-list horror actors.

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>>222374512
You are now on the list!

>>222379761
Yes, but in the pic example a signed x-men comic that's already worth money signed by famke jensen, or whatever her name is, would probably be good

>>222366337
Japanese idol fans are the ones that jerk off in the backrooms before fan and handshake events then proceed with the stabbings.

Our idol worship kinda peaked with the Björk guy desu

>>222380348
>the backrooms
What the fuck?

THE BATHROOMS, they go to the bathrooms and smear smegma and cum on their hands before touching the girls

>>222380348
Idol otakus might be the most passionate and creepy out of any other fandom.

https://deadline.com/2026/08/leprechaun-new-horror-movie-lionsgate-1237028578/

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>>222375748
Nice, RIP.
The actress playing Zelda is a legitimate 10/10. She's also /hor/ since she played a vamp in The Radleys :)

Loser

>>222380709
RBF ginger is not my Zelda.

the movie is gonna be a horror show anyway so it doesn't really matter lol I'll still watch it

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
Will the posters of the following posts please kill themselves?
> The actress playing Zelda is a legitimate 10/10
> Evil Dead Burn was decent, I liked it
> Oh and it also starred Tandi Wright which was nice, an original New Zealand tv babe.
> evil dead burn has some amazing action sequences for a horror movie>m

>>222380892
Those posts sound deranged when you isolate them like that, not that they sound better in whole post. Whoever made them must be some sad fuck.

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>>222380752
Don't go gay on me now, kid

>>222380847
I was certain Miyamoto was gonna fuck it up somehow but it ended up being excellent casting.

>>222380892
Those posts were probably all made by the same loser.

>>222380709
She cute.

Evil Dead Burn was shit. Ugly African characters within the first 3 minutes. Literal 500 pound African female shoving her ass into the screen during the twerking scene. Yes, you heard that right. A 500 pound African female twerks in this movie.

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>>222381000
Indeed.

Evil Dead Burn is reminds me Terrifier 3. As in the series is now made irredeemable and peak woke shit.
Terrifier 2, like Evil Dead Rise, was bordering on reddit.
Now, both series are garbage reddit woke cuck slop.

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>>222380635
They've never budgeted a Leprechaun movie properly. It'd be fun to see it done right. But they're actually reliant on Warwick imo, he has a great voice.

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>>222381000
checked.

>>222381000
She isn’t.

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>the jeet is back from his latest ban
>immediately turbo-seething

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>>222381113
But enough about Zendaya.

>>222381136
You beat me to it LMAO

Why did no one here mention the twerking scene in Evil Dead Burn?

>>222381196
Ugly Dead: Even Dead is Better maybe.

>Netflix’s ‘Strange Frequencies: Taiwan Killer Hospital’ Is More Than Just a ‘Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum’ Remake
Is this true? Anyone seen both?

>>222381217
Lmao

>>222381193
Too cucked and scared to make fun of the dance of the race of their bulls

>>222379812
Is that the real japanese Adam Chaplin poster?

>is that a cute white girl? AAAHHH I'M GOING INSANE

>>222381259
Not sure, but Filipines also has their own remake. I didn’t think the original was that good.

Suddenly in the Dark was pretty good.

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on this Friday night I am cooking a frozen pizza and have turned on a moobie called Drive Back. the description made it sound like the same thing as It Ends: driving along an endless road. so we will see. also if that anon from the last thread ever watch The Interior I'm curious what you think

>>222381377
>Is that a cute korean girl? AAAHHH I'M GOING INSANE

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Another one
>After his wife's consciousness gets transferred into an android, a widower finds himself trapped in a deadly love triangle when the jealous AI goes to terrifying lengths to prevent him from moving on with a new woman.
This is an Asylum horror flick based on The Housemaid so don't expect much.

>>222381386
I recommended this awhile ago.

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ATTN (lmao): the two guys in the thread that don't like children getting killed. Don't watch this movie. The scene in the public bathroom with the little white girl was actually kinda messed up. No on-screen rape though like the others.

>>222381193
and then all the speakers in the cinema started blasting some Joey Valence & Brae song.

>>222381386
> The Interior
Most anons here are the Inferior

>>222381428
Pathetic woke movie. No going back. It is clear Rise was to bridge the gap between Evil Dead and wokism and now Burn is pure woke.

Attention
>Attention
Woke movies are banned here.

>>222381480
>>222381507
Kek. Discussion on /hor/ stops immediately.

>>222381507
General dies never to return. Lmao

Evil Dead Burn was great, not as uber kino as Terrifier 3 of course.

>>222381480
You're woke!
The whole reason main girl is pissy is because her husband's family was defending a wifebeater.

and also want her to take over his business for some reason.

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Attention: woke won

>>222381616
So it was woke. Man BAD!!! Reeeeeee

>>222381422
im already liking this movie just cuz of the crazy hag shop owner

>>222381480
Was this the first Evil Dead to have so many ugly Africans and rap music and twerking. Wrath will be 100% garbage.

>>222381616
Wife was getting beat for a reason, woketard.

>>222381625
anyone else getting pro woke fatigue? theyre just shitting up the board

>>222381625
If those numbers are real then the demographics of USA is a lot worse than anyone thinks.

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Tired of people pretending he wasn't the main character in Evil Dead 2013. He was the lead for 90% of the movie. Mia is possessed the whole time and has the 10 minutes at the end.

>>222381625
Go back.

>>222381687
the husband owned an obnoxious nightclub, blame him (that's not woke)

>>222381728
Obviously, maybe? But she was still pissy. I liked the part where the family commented on her taking off the ring and showing up to the funeral in sneakers and a hoodie lol

Only right thing to do if your spouse is some abusive dork who drunk drove himself into oblivion.

>>222381797
Shut up woketard.

>>222381797
Movie was woke.

>>222381797
The movie was made with wokeness as a theme.

>>222381797
Cope.

>>222381797
Ignore the four seething samefag replies.

>>222381797
> I liked the part where the family commented on her taking off the ring and showing up to the funeral in sneakers and a hoodie lol
>Only right thing to do if your spouse is some abusive dork who drunk drove himself into oblivion.
Are you a bitchmale or a foid?

>>222381797
I know you’re gay btw.

>>222382039
Ohh noo…whatever will I do? Cope. Woke won. Lgbt won.

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>>222382015
She still felt kinda sad and guilty though at the funeral and after. Not 100% like this, like later in the movie.

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>>222381609
the kinos keep comin

>>222382110
Women should feel guilty for existing in a man’s world.

>>222382267
Do you feel guilty for being a man existing in your mom's basement?

>>222380973
>excellent casting
Zelda has blonde hair and blue eyes, anon

>>222382209
Banned movie.

>>222365020
Kino
>>222366268
Great pick, it's very Halloweey.
>>222366653
Tucker and Dale. Very zany and I've gotten a good response showing it to normalfags.

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Any other possession movies that don't pull punches?

>>222381609
>>222382209
I'd rank Terrifier
2 > 3 > AHE > 1
Terrifier 2 is the greatest faux-80s film of all time.

>>222382373
did you see Lee Cronin's The Mummy? It's basically another Evil Dead film, very similar to Rise (which he directed)

>>222382373
Amityville 2

>>222382373
Burn was shit.

>>222382373
>>222382397
Also The Pope's Exorcist if you want a lighthearted funny take.
Anyone know if the sequel to this is still in the works?

>>222382382
For me it's 1 / 3, AHE (only the art parts), 2.
But I enjoyed them all. One issue with 2 is the blue/red lighting is so constant.
1 I rank highly because when it came out it felt really fresh to have a slasher that jumps straight in and doesn't fuck around with a backstory.

>>222382373
there's this new underground movie with a bleak downer ending called Obsession. Check that one out

>>222382373
The opening for Burn was weak. The rest of the movie lacked tension. ED 2013 feel gritty and real and nasty. Rise had good violence and blood and felt pretty intense at parts. Burn was just going through the motions and lacked substance. The movie was clearly aimed at the low iq woke crowd. aka you.

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>>222364884
>Disembodied Brains edition
Borges wrote the short story Funes the Memorious in 1942. Is this the first instance of this trope? I don't think Shelly makes much mention of it other then a piece to construct the monster

>>222382425
Never a good sign when it takes so long. Seems like it'd be leaving free money on the table.

>>222382479
Bring Her Back was cool too, and Talk to Me, and Weapons.

damn, lots of really sad and messed up underground movies about possession.
Kinda tired of possessions lately. I want something new.

>>222382438
Terrifier 1 is definitely a cool movie, it stands out as being possibly the ultimate "straight to the point" slasher. Great to put on when you're drunk on the couch or something lol.

Any hype at all for Wrath of the Gods?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt42576361/

I'm optimistic about it. I think it'll be a fun watch.

>>222382491
> Burn was just going through the motions and lacked substance.
>The movie was clearly aimed at the low iq woke crowd. aka you.
Lmao.

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> Bring Her Back was cool too, and Talk to Me, and Weapons

>>222382504
Sad, it could've become a fun series. They could have had Russell Crowe face all sorts of different supernatural threats, like the Conjuring movies on steroids.

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>Bring Her Back
More like Take You Out Back and put a bullet inside your brain

>>222382648
I've gotta check Talk to Me and Bring Her Back out. Weapons is kino.

>>222382559
Yeah and it also is a core part of the movie. As in, the characters are also experiencing the same tension as the audience. Who the fuck is the clown, why is he driven to kill, is he a man or a supernatural force?
It's a lot like Halloween, where characters in the film (particularly the docs) are always searching for why Michael kills, but he never speaks a word which is part of the appeal.

>>222382648
What? I was just pointing out that basically every popular horror movie not named Sinners has been about possession lately.

Maybe Sinners too in a way. Possessed by that BLUEEEEEEESSS

>>222382702
No joke, they're both really good. Real shitty attitudes that I liked.

>>222382673
It does make me laugh that Blumhouse paid an insane amount for the Exorcist rights just for Crowe to turn up and go, er yeah I'm "The Pope's" Exorcist.

>>222382648
>>222382692
>Bring Her Back
>My favorite movie of the year
Both posts from the same pathetic loser?
Can’t believe such a loser posts here with us

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More possession kino soon.

>>222365359
holy based

>>222382805
Roth would get so much good publicity if he replaced the AI shit before it hits streaming.

>>222382805
People are seething about this one so I'm thinking it'll be ok. I'm gonna see it next week.

>>222382785
Can the woketard lgbt fag stop posting here?

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I really loved the concept of this.
There's only a certain amount of happiness in the world. It is finite. And in order to have happniness for you and yours, you also have to take it from others.

Such a fun concept, but ends up really fucked. I should watch this and the short movie again. So sick.

Can one of you actual homos go watch Leviticus and tell me if I should bother watching Leviticus?

>>222365043
>>222365359
Horror and Halloween are about mocking and warning against evil.
When you see people say The Exorcist is "blasphemous" or whatever then you know you're talking to a brainlet, The Exorcist is one of the most successful explicitly Christian films ever. Even recently, Terrifier 3 has a pro-Christian theme you'd never see in a modern blockbuster that isn't The Conjuring.

>>222382929
Ask the actual homo.

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>>222382907
I watched the short, enjoyed it.
She stars in Kurosawa's Cloud as well, good actress.

>>222382929
>>222366102

>>222382929
A movie about two gay lovers.
Hmmm should I watch it????

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>>222365372
Nah, mid-September at the earliest.

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>got to watch a feature length tales from the crypt episode in theater
Comfykino, I hope this inspires a wave of new horror movies with "simple" premises like this.

>>222366517
brutal

>>222382907
Will view this tonight

>>222382978
Cloud is kino

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>>222382978
the full movie was cool too. Real fun times with family and friends. Pic related.

I'll rewatch them both tomorrow.

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>>222383092
The Substance was similar, just too damn long. Obsession threatened to have the same problem by repeating things but managed to pull it off decent enough.

>>222379388
That's why they usually personalize the autographs so that they can't be resold, or at least are considerably harder to do so.

>>222370395
I've noticed there's two completely different takes of Deadite Mia looking out of the cellar hatch at the chick when she's about to cut her possessed hand off.

In the trailer, she's smiling sadistically like she's encouraging her to cut her arm off, but then in the final theatrical cut, she says something along the lines off "Don't cut it off, you little bitch!" or something along those lines. Personally, I liked "Cut it!" more.

>>222383092
those are the best

that was one of the reasons I loved Hereditary so much 8 years ago.
>Oh it's about trauma and mental illness. It's about motherhood, family dynamics and being mean to kids and blah blah
No it's an actual prince of hell and a plan to ruin this poor family. It's not a methaphor, it's all real.

>>222383219
iirc she goes from "dont cut it!" to "cut it!" i may be wrong. the extended cut actually extends that particular scene a lot. i like how she dances her fingers on the floor from under the hatch as she's singing

>>222370328
Same. AoD has a kick ass poster that is burned into my brain alongside the Jason Goes to Hell poster because they were both advertised to hell and back when I used to read X-Men comics, but I just can't get down with AoD as a movie. It's way too fucking goofy, and if I can be brutally honest, it's not nearly as funny as it seems to think it is. I think that Ash as a character peaked in 2, where he had a quip or two, but was still mostly taking the situation seriously. He's a cartoon character after that point.

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>>222365372
>Lowe's advertising in /hor/
yknow, im okay with this. still not buying your way overpriced plastic junk tho, but ill load up on manure and fertilizer at your place