she makes hotd unwatchable
>>222365376I'd love to give her some hot d, if you pick up what I'm putting down
What is her accent supposed to be, lore wise?
>>222366330She's supposed to come from Lys, one of the free cities; except the people from Lys are Valyrians, just like the Targaryens, so her accent make no sense.
>>222366384Scouse people are British and speak English and their accent also makes no sense
>>222365376Nice petite tits in Ex Machina.
>>222365376she's not as insufferable as the disgusting whores that are supergeniuses somehow in Black Sails
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>>222365376am I just dumb and never noticed the obvious hanging scar around the neck before now
>>222366384most of the Targaryens living never set foot in Valyria, were born raised and died in Westeros, so they would have zero accentswhereas this chick was actually in Lys
>>222366603>mostok so all at this point; afaik not even whatshisface the conquerer was alive when Valyria still existed
>>222365376all the women in hotd make it unwatchable
>>222366384>>222366603>>222366618Retards, Lys faggots are not Valyrian, they were just one of the conquered people by the Freehold.
>>222366641>looks up thing>calls people who didn't look it up retarded
>>222366641>Lys faggots are not Valyrianthey are effectively valyrians. most valyrians weren't dragon lords just like house velaryon
>>222366656I actually knew that one, but for other things I am a total wikifag.>>222366664Listen here cunt, Valyrians are an ethnicity, Lysene are another ethnicity. The first conquered the second. The bitch in the OP is from the second not the first.
>>222366684I'm still right about why the Targaryens have no accents
>>222366713Yes you are. They have been in Westeros for centuries, they talk like the locals.We don't know what Valyrian accents were like. We also don't know whether the Lysene adopted the accents of their conquerors or kept their own, but the latter seems more likely. So the bitch has a Lysene accent not a Valyrian one.
>>222366754yeah they would have spoken Valyrian with a Lyseni accent but that's beyond people making up fictional lanuages for a tv series
>>222366794I fucking love the ASOIAF world and all the autistic details. The FAT FUCK was a genius in making it. Too bad he lost the spark.
>>222366330Second generation LA migrant.
>>222366828I like the tongue in cheek and the REALLY weird shit in some parts of the maplike the pirhana people in those far western islands in the sunset sea that are the only ones that circumcise, lol>been looking for that damn pic from that book for 10 fucking minutes with no luckI give up
>>222366979I wonder if the people in those places that are far away like Asshai have the same views and myths about Westeros. I mean, are they just normal dudes and all then info gets distorted with time and distance or are they actually weird?
>>222367015mythological seeming things like the children of the forest and the giants turned out to be real, with detail distorted, so who really knowsshit like Stygai is interesting in that lightunfortunately those are the kind of things that get ruined by too much explanation
>the children of the forest and the giantsthe depiction of both of those in the show was super disappointing, especially the giants
>>222365376bitch has more screentime than Aegon
>>222367124That's why I'm thankful GURM will not write anymore stuff except the occasional Dunk story.
>>222367189...if he even finishes those, since the show is guaranteed to outpace him writing the source it's based from, so highly likely to get as ruined as the depiction of the main series, killing his drive
I honestly can't blame him but it still sucks ass
if westeros is supposed to be the size of a continent, why does everyone speak the same language with only occasional minor differences in accent? and why does everyone important in essos also speak the language conveniently? why aren't there constant language barriers and misunderstandings due to dialect and biased translators?
too many acronyms ITT I ain't googling all that
>>222365376There's a reason she had 0 (ZERO) lines in Ex Machina
>>222365376So this is how Sarah Hess imagine herself to be like
>>222367238>if the USA is supposed to be the size of a continent, why does everyone speak the same language with only occasional minor differences in accent? and why does everyone important in Europe also speak the language conveniently? why aren't there constant language barriers and misunderstandings due to dialect and biased translators?
>>222367238it's pretty much the size of S America which more or less all speaks the same language, and S America isn't even all one country under some single ruler like Westeroswhatever the first men spoke in the individual kingdoms is thousands of years overruled by the whatstheirname invaders that brought the religion of the seven with them and took it over
Andals, that's it
>>222366641>More than anywhere else in the known world, the blood of Old Valyria still runs strong in the Lyseni, who are regarded as beautiful. Even the smallfolk in Lys have the pale skin, silver-gold hair, and purple, lilac, and pale blue[11] eyes of the dragonlords of old.[1] Many of the nobility in Lys have produced infamous beauties, and the Lysene nobility values the purity of their blood above all. Targaryen kings and princes are known to have looked at Lys for wives and paramours, for their blood as well as their beauty.[1] The people of Lys are known to curl and perfume their hair.[2]Also it's a colony that was FOUNDED by the Valyrians not CONQUEred
>>222367285>>222367301profoundly retarded postsi suppose that means the answer is that americans just assume it's the default state of civilization for everywhere to speak the same language
>>222367357>profoundly retarded posts>doesn't even remotely attempt to explain how, because he can'tI accept your troll shielded concession
>>222367367based
>>222366979> the pirhana people in those far western islands in the sunset sea that are the only ones that circumciseSo in the world of ice and fire the Jews were contained to far away islands no one heard of which is literally what the Nazis wanted to do by moving them to Madagascar?
>>222367367>wahhhh spoonfeed me because i don't understand how much of a retard i am!comparing precolonial medieval europe to new world colonies and postindustrial societies is utterly deranged>le andalsoh you mean the charlemagne stand in? except that would make everyone in europe be speaking frankish, wouldn't it? and wouldn't you know that never happened
>>222367400pretty sure the jews are maesters and the bank of braavos and suchspread everywhere like in realitybut also it's probably not allegorical
>>222365376i only watch for the lesbian scenes.she makes hotd watchable
>>222367423>trying to fit it into LE real worldretarded, there are no fucking white walkers or children of the forest in realityit's a continent the size of S Murica that was conquered thousands of years prior by foreign invaders that all spoke the same language so its state is perfectly realistic for a fucking fantasy world with dragons, tryhard
>>222366684No, Lyseni are not another ethnicity. Lys was founded by the Valyrians not a city that they conquered.
>>222367425> pretty sure the jews are maesters and the bank of braavos and suchFuck off with your stupid bullshit. Jew != banker or intellectual. Judaism is a specific cult that practices circumcision.
>>222367493>Jew != bankeryour /pol/ card, hand it over
Lys and Lyseni always get tied up in my mind with Lysol and Lysterine
>>222366843kek
>>222365376Number of actresses that appeared topless in Game of Thrones:31Number of actresses that appeared topless in House of the Dragon:Zero (brothel extras in the orgy background don't count)Number of actors showing dicks - 3, several male asses as wellNumber of actresses that appeared topless in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms:One (the hooker pretending to be deadNumber of actors showing dicks - 1, several male asses including a literal defecation scene
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>>222367493also moreso than intellectuals the Maesters are advisors to literally all the royalty and nobility so perfect positions for jews to subvert from, and Maesters ARE depicted as being these sycophantic subversionist manipulators at times
>>222367537I don't give a fuck about pol. The Nazis had a bank called Reichsbank, there were Christian banks in the middle ages, etc. The idea that bankers = jews is stupid.This is about whats most funny. Its not funny if the bankers of Braavos are Jews. Its more funny if they are all contained to some island like Madagascar
>>222367599>This is about whats most funny.well you should have just said that shit to start with instead of trying to act like jews aren't associated with bankers to the point of being a fucking known stereotype showing up in even Harry fucking Pooter
>>222366299>page 10 bumplmao
when are we going to meet some Naathi
>>222367447>there's heckin magic bro why do you even want logical consistency???low iq redditard argument>it's a continent the size of S Murica that was conquered thousands of years prior by foreign invaders that all spoke the same language even if ALL the supposed continental-conquering hordes of andals spoke EXACTLY the same language (retarded), following any historical example or basic logic would have them mingling with the existing natives and their languages melding with whichever was spoke by the locals. even if that didn't happen and they imposed their exact language rigidly on the entire population using nonexistent state bureaucracy (retarded), after "thousands of years" the same language would have naturally fragmented into dozens if not hundreds of unintelligible dialects simply due to geography and timethe real reason is that GRRM like you is monolingual and hasn't the slightest clue or interest in the development of language despite supposedly being into HECKIN DETAIL AND REALISM!!!!
>>222367732>why do you even want logical consistency???>*gives logical consistency, is mentally gymnasted around*>even if ALL the supposed continental-conquering hordes of andals spoke EXACTLY the same language (retarded)gee why would anyone think the Andals from Andal all spoke Andal>the real reason is that GRRM like you is monolingual and hasn't the slightest clue or interest in the development of language despite supposedly being into HECKIN DETAIL AND REALISM!!!!nigger he's not Tolkien, and Tolkien wasn't really a writer and LOTR is a messbut at least he finished it despite having a far more obnoxious and insufferable writing method
>>222367798you are profoundly retarded
>>222367842Try Hard III: A Bad Day to Try This Too Hard
>>222367707?
>>222367707>Naathi
>>222368686¯\_(ツ)_/¯>>222368749forgot about herso the ? references the mystery of their mutt heritages?
>>222368784the island is literally a mirror ?, kek at the mutt possibility
>>222368784Naath is like Haiti except they killed all the ones darker than a brown paper bag. They then had no tape, no murder, and no crime. Becoming entirely pacifist in the tranquil aftermath. When the slavers and corsairs started coming around they were easily exploited due to so many years of peace.
>>222365376Yeah I have to jerk off every time she appears on screen, its distracting.>>222366330Cute
>>222367589>and Maesters ARE depicted as being these sycophantic subversionist manipulators at timesWhen?
>>222369017...
>>222366330Temu Shae.
>>222366684>Listen here cunt, Valyrians are an ethnicity,Not any more. In hotd they are two ethnicities, and one of them is from Africa.
>>222369029should make those into six pointed stars...
>>222369210*seven, m'lord
>>222369177not canon
you can't get mad because the star has seven points, it's not the same thing at all, you see
>>222367732Calm down autist. It's because this:>>222367238>why aren't there constant language barriers and misunderstandings due to dialect and biased translators?would be stupid and gay and make reading the books not fun. Make sense?
>>222367732Westeros is its own universe, forcing real life history onto it where it's not needed/wanted is stupid. They all speak the same language because it's easier to tell a story that way instead of worrying about muh realism where it's not needed, midwit
yeah I was totally bullshitting but damned if it doesn't ring true as shit the more I think about it
>>222369247thisthe planet itself is fucked up somehow in this fucked up orbit or star situation that's never explained that completely fucks the seasons up in this entirely unpredictable (for them) way, it's never alluded to in any way as being some alt-history/lost myth LOTR kind of thing
>>222367438Haven't watched the latest season, are there any more saxo scenes between her and Rhaenyra?
>>222369029he's not a subversionist manipulator at all, he's a very pathetic lannister stooge
>>222367285Everyone in the USA speaks the same language (or used to before mass immigration) only because of modern education and communication technology. In medieval-like society the different dialect would have strayed away further from each other. In a couple of hundreds of year, they would be different enough to be considered different languages. Think how different French and Spanish are, it took much less then thousand years for them to become different languages.>>222367238Because it's more convenient to film that way, but ultimately, because GRMM is a hack.
>>222369434>he's not a subversionist manipulator at all, he's a very pathetic lannister stooge *subverting the king and everyone via sycophantic manipulation
negro he's literally knowingly subverting the succession, lol
and what is a lannister stooge ultimately a stooge for?
>>222369216
so did we ever find out the tax policy of westeros?
>>222365376She delivers every line of dialogue like she just barely got through it without messing up
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>>222365376Why does HotD look like a fucking stuffy college classroom compared to GoT? It's fugly and sleepy
>>222365376On the contrary she signals the beginning of a shit scene which should be skipped.
>>222369772it's written by foids for foids
>>222365376I'm so sick of vaguely ethnic whore geniuses.
>>222369821she's not really a genius in any kind of "good" way given where this story ends up
I just skip through any scene with her/alicent/rhaenyra at this point. Every episode is 25 minutes long
I am so tired of american fantasy
>>222365376In reality its not the actresses fault. She is the main tool for the authors to abandon the characters and force shit to happen. It started with season 2 Mysaria forced to Rhaenyras side. And it gets worse in season 3 with Allicent being added. Essentially all these all girl scenes are fanfic by the writers and they had to force it to happen. Every character in the scenes they change has to stop acting like themselves and do something else to get what the writers want. Its like a sickness that other characters catch because they get in the way.So ya shes ground zero but its not the actress.
>>222365376>you know what would improve our fantasy slop show?>MAKE THE MAIN CHARACTER GAY
>>222369902She doesn't know how to act and she can't choose an accent to save her life, those are her fault. Agree with the rest.
>>222369961>she can't choose an accent to save her life>"hwat kind of accent should I have?">"idk make something up that doesn't sound like an existing accent"
you're lucky valyrian is even becoming this actual language they're not going to invent accents and teach them to some actress she was just told to bullshit something
>>222365376There’s already a thread>>222363807>>222363807>>222363807
>>222370434>generals
>>222365376the show is unwatchable because its just ugly people sitting in rooms talking, with a few lousy action scenes and bad CGI.
Its always a woman. Every show, the unwatchable character, its a woman.
>>222366444Uh same with Geordies
>>222367589>also moreso than intellectuals the Maesters are advisors to literally all the royalty and nobility so perfect positions for jews to subvert from, and Maesters ARE depicted as being these sycophantic subversionist manipulators at timesThe problem with the maesters being jews besides the fact that it is a stale meme that is over ten years old is that anti-maester sentiment has been taken over by reddit faggots that are team black. They think the citadel is out to subvert their goody two shoes Targaryens based upon the circumstantial evidence of the Citadel being centered in the same place as house hightower. There is also no evidence of the maesters subverting or doing anything in the books or show.>>222369646He does none of that. He does nothing except fuck prostitutes like Ros and do the bidding of the Lannisters. The ones actually doing the subverting if you pay attention are Varys and Littlefinger (not maesters).
>>222365376Why is there an asian in fantasy rape europe?
>>222365376>she makes hotd unwatchableHow about now?
>>222373201Built for big rhaenyra sucking
