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What is Harison Ford's worst movie?
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>>222367696
crystal skull or the other one I can't be bothered to remember the name of
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he has the unique ability of making good movies look shit just because he's in them
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>>222367696
Jewish and not a carpenter.
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>>222367724
He looked out of place in Blade Runner 2049, like he just showed up to work in his casual clothes and refused to work with the costume people.
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Random hearts
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>>222367696
Blade Runner 2049. Film has an amazing opening scene then gets worse and worse. The scenes with robin wright make you feel like you are being castrated. Ford rocking up in a t-shirt makes it feel like they've brought back everything that used to be meaningful just to ruin that as well.
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>>222367744
That’s only film he’s been in the last 25 years where he didn’t just act like he didn’t want to be there.
Somehow he thinks he’s above slop when all he’s ever been know for is Spielberg trash.
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>>222367696
Nice tits, yid
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Probably Firewall. The one where he was president is total shit too.
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>>222367696
kek from the thumbnail I thought he had a noose around his neck
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>>222367790
he's 90 and thin. what's your excuse?
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More American Graffiti
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>>222367740
Why do Jews always lie?
>Yeah Harrison Ford was doing some carpentry in the hallway where a casting was taking place
>Someone said "Excuse me, you doing the carpentry, could you read these lines?" and he did because he was bored, but it didn't solve his boredom lol
>Actually he was so bored reading it that it encapsulated the character and they signed this unknown carpenter who had never acted before except in like 6 other movies lol
>And the rest they say is history haha
Then there's the Spielberg thing with the briefcase and empty office, and just wait until you hear about the one with the ovens.
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>>222367696
Probably some romcom from the 90s, like that one with Anne Heche or whatever
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>>222367696
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
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>>222367811
lmao i see it now
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>>222367871
Yeah it is one thing that Jews are constantly fabricating things but I don't get why they would need to lie about ford. Was he gay for pay or something?
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>>222367696
either farce awakens or that indiana jones movie from disney
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>>222367799
Close.
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I didn't even know most of these movies existed. Did he do more bad movies than good?
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>>222368156
Yes. He had a run of credible films in the 80s but was mostly in dumb action films.
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Test jannyisanuggertranny
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>>222368019
moar liek HOMOCIDE amirite lel
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>>222367696
Cowboys and Aliens
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>>222367696
Star Wars.
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>>222367909
Ford was a dirty fucking drug dealing hippy that was a roadie for The Mama's and The Papa's at the time. When he showed up on screen for the first time in 'A New Hope', its reported Mama Cass took one look at Ford on screen and said, "That's my weed dealer!"
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>>222368019
>Josh Hartnett
oh yeah, I remember when he was in every movie at the time. Good looking guy but zero charisma and a bad actor
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>>222368255
Yeah ok so that's why. You couldn't get anyone that glowed harder than a connected drug dealer in the 70s so he's likely been a plant the whole time.
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All the big actors are aging fucking fast these years, times cruel
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>>222367696
Looks like a tranny here
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>>222368255
>this one anecdote is fake but this other one is true
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>>222368370
he's almost 100 years old dude
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>>222367696
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>>222367696
looks like darksydephil lol
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I can't think of a single good movie he made besides Star Wars and even then, he was boring af in Return of the Jedi. It's like he played a good character 2/3 of the way then decided to stop trying just 'cuz Lucas refused to kill off his character.
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>>222369638
I hate zoomies so much.
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>>222367696
Dial of Destiny
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return of the jedi
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>>222367696
Who cares, he's older than Lou Rawls now, it's all over. Le hives la buona vita but now it's all frnut
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>>222371706
I raise you the force awakens
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>>222371881
He briefly appears in Rise of Skywalker to pick up an easy paycheck, so I'm saying that's his worst film.
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any other response isn't serious
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>>222367696
star wars
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>>222372382
>t. Harrison Ford
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>>222372382
Why does he hate Star Wars so much anyway? It's no more retarded than Indiana Jones.
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>>222372325
what the heche
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>>222373081
probably because the star wars fans are more annoying to deal with
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>>222368272
He's a good actor with charisma actually.
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>>222373228
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A FORCE GHOST IS AND I DONT FUCKING CARE
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>>222368234
How do you fuck this up so bad?
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>>222367696
>le tough guy jew
he doesn't act, he reads lines in front of a camera. he's the same as bruce willis after the brain degeneration
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>>222373081
People always ask this and the answer is always the same: he's a supporting actor in Star Wars and the lead actor in Indy.
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>>222372325
But this movie is great
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>>222367696
Indiana Jones 4 or Indiana Jones 5 or Captain America Whatever
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Will we ever see his Marvel character again?
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>>222369638
Apocalypse Now? The Conversation? American Graffiti?
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>>222376777
>Apocalypse Now
He's barely in it.
>American Graffiti
Overrated boomer slop
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>>222377035
Your mom was overrated slop.
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>>222372325

>Harrison Ford delivers
Anne Heche got pregnant?



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