Watch what you say about Jonah /tv/ he can take you out.
>>222369868Why is that fat guy from super bad trying to beat me up?
>58 year old Jonah Hill took a break from his true calling as a sherpa in nepal to remind his fans that he could totally beat them up if he wanted to before saying "the mountain is the only one who really gets me" and returning to his rustic 25 million dollar lodge in the himalayas.
>>222369887Don’t call me fat you jerk
>>222369887He's fat
>>222369887you stole his subs
>>222369887he's still fat in spirit and he knows it
>>222369981kek
But I think he is a talented writer and director for Mid90s even though he is an evil degenerate Jew.
but he's no longer fat though, no?
>>222369868Ok Mr Feldstein
>>222369868Like every beta male does, he trains in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. What's he going to do if TWO people call him fat? I'll tell you what he will do, get kicked in his spine by the second guy while he's rolling around on the ground trying to "submit" the first guy.
she broke him beyond repair
>>222370802And now he can break her beyond repair. Can't wait until he calls her out for a boxing match.
I feel like at this point it's not even Jonah but a publicist or someone he really pissed off/didn't pay or something
>>222370831have you ever seen how most Israeli jews are with like, any goyim whatsoever but particularly christians, spitting on them and constantly angrily shit talking them as lessershe's always coming off like that
>>222370831He's literally saying it on camera himself. It's not a press release. >>222370799This. Even a moderate bit of takedown or sub defense makes BJJ practically useless.
He is the fat guy from superbad though, where is the lie?
>>222370802It's just the way of the world. She's an Alpha and Jonah is a beta.
>>222370875I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU
>>222370802It looks like someone took an athletic 12 year oldest body and put a woman's head on it
>>222370802Jesus, why are there only hot men in the background?
>>222370921because its a french tv show?
>>222370921because you are a homosecksual
>>222370921>sees a woman >thinks about athletic 12 yo boysnigga r u gay pedo or someshit?
>reaches an intermediate level in BJJ>gets rookie cop syndrome
>>222369868Hey is that the fat guy from Superbad?
>>222370802DeservedJonah is enormously fat and his fat ass wobbles like a great big fat wobbling ass
>>222369868So is this the result of not enough therapy or to much therapy?
fat white dudes are cringe
>>222371024Anon, he's jewish.
>>222369868HEY SADDLEBAGSWHAT'S YOUR BELT SIZE? EQUATOR?
>>222370921are you genuinely a homosexual faggot?
>>222370996Κάτσε ρε μλκ λίγο
>>222371053americans jews along with WASPs are peak whites
>>222369868Fat fuck
>>222369887His name was Robert Paulson
>>222371053Jews are peak white according to Elon Musk, and he's a lot smarter than you.
>>222369868He's not wrong DESU
>>222370919sure thing, Jonah.
>>222371111Imagine this guy walk up to you. I’d be scared for my life. If he had stayed on the course God had set up for him he would have been so much better off.
>>222371068Άμα κάτσω θα γίνω κ γω χοντρός.
>>222370871If some guy grabs your wife's ass at da club, do you really want to roll around down on the ground with him in puddles of beer and filth? Or roll around down on the pavement in the parking lot? Or ask the black gentleman if his friends can stand aside and not interfere while you submit him? Just take Muay Thai and knock these niggas out, like a man.
>>222370903K i can take you on. Im well versed in mma
>>222371281>HEY I'M WALKIN' HERE
>>222369868So is Jonah done being a beach bum surfer? Or is he now a beach bum jew-jitsu master? I cant keep up with all of his personas
>>222371281>>222371538he was literally doing fine, I think anybody making fun of his "serious" roles were people who realized he has more range than them. I guarantee you Kimmel wishes his son could act like Jonah and he was actually taking out his resentment for his son on Jonah. And Pitt just didn't want people talking about another dude
>>222369868Ah, the fat friend of McLovin
>>222371078>>222371209No.
>>222371830I wonder how much he paid them to put him on the cover
>>222371830He looks ridiculous.
>>222370766He's fatter than ever
>>222369868I train at an actual gym so I'd beat his ass.
>>222369868fat jew guy in jewperbad movie
>>222369868dude imagine a movie starring the fat guy from Superbad and Trevor from GTA lol