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Watch what you say about Jonah /tv/ he can take you out.
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>>222369868
Why is that fat guy from super bad trying to beat me up?
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>58 year old Jonah Hill took a break from his true calling as a sherpa in nepal to remind his fans that he could totally beat them up if he wanted to before saying "the mountain is the only one who really gets me" and returning to his rustic 25 million dollar lodge in the himalayas.
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>>222369887
Don’t call me fat you jerk
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>>222369887
He's fat
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>>222369887
you stole his subs
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>>222369887
he's still fat in spirit and he knows it
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>>222369981
kek
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But I think he is a talented writer and director for Mid90s even though he is an evil degenerate Jew.
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but he's no longer fat though, no?
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>>222369868
Ok Mr Feldstein
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>>222369868
Like every beta male does, he trains in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. What's he going to do if TWO people call him fat? I'll tell you what he will do, get kicked in his spine by the second guy while he's rolling around on the ground trying to "submit" the first guy.
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she broke him beyond repair
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>>222370802
And now he can break her beyond repair. Can't wait until he calls her out for a boxing match.
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I feel like at this point it's not even Jonah but a publicist or someone he really pissed off/didn't pay or something
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>>222370831
have you ever seen how most Israeli jews are with like, any goyim whatsoever but particularly christians, spitting on them and constantly angrily shit talking them as lessers
he's always coming off like that
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>>222370831
He's literally saying it on camera himself. It's not a press release.
>>222370799
This. Even a moderate bit of takedown or sub defense makes BJJ practically useless.
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He is the fat guy from superbad though, where is the lie?
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>>222370802
It's just the way of the world. She's an Alpha and Jonah is a beta.
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>>222370875
I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU
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>>222370802
It looks like someone took an athletic 12 year oldest body and put a woman's head on it
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>>222370802
Jesus, why are there only hot men in the background?
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>>222370921
because its a french tv show?
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>>222370921
because you are a homosecksual
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>>222370921
>sees a woman
>thinks about athletic 12 yo boys
nigga r u gay pedo or someshit?
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>reaches an intermediate level in BJJ
>gets rookie cop syndrome
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>>222369868
Hey is that the fat guy from Superbad?
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>>222370802
Deserved

Jonah is enormously fat and his fat ass wobbles like a great big fat wobbling ass
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>>222369868
So is this the result of not enough therapy or to much therapy?
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fat white dudes are cringe
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>>222371024
Anon, he's jewish.
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>>222369868
HEY SADDLEBAGS
WHAT'S YOUR BELT SIZE? EQUATOR?
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>>222370921
are you genuinely a homosexual faggot?
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>>222370996
Κάτσε ρε μλκ λίγο
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>>222371053
americans jews along with WASPs are peak whites
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>>222369868
Fat fuck
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>>222369887
His name was Robert Paulson
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>>222371053
Jews are peak white according to Elon Musk, and he's a lot smarter than you.
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>>222369868
He's not wrong DESU
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>>222370919
sure thing, Jonah.
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>>222371111
Imagine this guy walk up to you. I’d be scared for my life. If he had stayed on the course God had set up for him he would have been so much better off.
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>>222371068
Άμα κάτσω θα γίνω κ γω χοντρός.
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>>222370871
If some guy grabs your wife's ass at da club, do you really want to roll around down on the ground with him in puddles of beer and filth? Or roll around down on the pavement in the parking lot? Or ask the black gentleman if his friends can stand aside and not interfere while you submit him? Just take Muay Thai and knock these niggas out, like a man.
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>>222370903
K i can take you on. Im well versed in mma
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>>222371281
>HEY I'M WALKIN' HERE
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>>222369868
So is Jonah done being a beach bum surfer? Or is he now a beach bum jew-jitsu master? I cant keep up with all of his personas
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>>222371281
>>222371538
he was literally doing fine, I think anybody making fun of his "serious" roles were people who realized he has more range than them. I guarantee you Kimmel wishes his son could act like Jonah and he was actually taking out his resentment for his son on Jonah. And Pitt just didn't want people talking about another dude
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>>222369868
Ah, the fat friend of McLovin
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>>222371078
>>222371209
No.
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>>222371830
I wonder how much he paid them to put him on the cover
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>>222371830
He looks ridiculous.
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>>222370766
He's fatter than ever
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>>222369868
I train at an actual gym so I'd beat his ass.
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>>222369868
fat jew guy in jewperbad movie
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>>222369868
dude imagine a movie starring the fat guy from Superbad and Trevor from GTA lol



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