Sex with Daeron edition.Previous >>222363807
>>222371561couple goals
>>>222371575Did you think 'Stark wank' was a meme?
>>222371561>I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request.Viserys really fucked up making her his heir
Future Game of thrones series will use sloppa and you will slop it up BITCH
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222371567And what about the part sunfyre died a few days after the fight and Aegon got fucked for good? That's the humiliation ritual because moondancer was a shitty dragon smaller than a horse but let me guess that's "blacktranny cope"?
>>222371552>Then why even negotiate with Ormund... fucking retardIt's about granting him the land for future.The Louisiana purchase didn't give them all that territory for US, it granted them territorial legitimacy to claim it and nobody else.
>>222371424Yes but next week is apparently her lowest ebb until she becomes dragon shit anyway. Aegon and Aemond reconcile, Daeron turns down the crown and wins Tumbleton 1 (who knows if there'll be a Tumbleton 2 next season I feel like they're running out of time) and starts angrily demanding what would people have had her do. All I need is for them to move the riots that make flee up the timeline a bit and I'll be erect all episode.
>>222371561GET UP SAAAR
>>222371575They get their anime powers from aemond their ancestor
remember the ratcatchers
>>222371596damn she would be so cool if she used magic like that instead of turning into a goat
>>222371587The rats shall rule westeros
Fucking new thread. I still need to ventI caught up with the latest episode today and that was the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. Aemond dreaming about fucking his mother then his mother actually appearing was hilariously stupid. And then she tries to fucking murder him and Alys does that "not again" face while calling him an idiot. Haha I love that feminist gotcha, there's one in every episode! Women seem to talk down or control every single man in this shitty show. All except Ormund, who is quite simply a psychopathic cartoon villain written by some angry cunt. Wow.
>>222371609Yes, that is blacktranny cope. Rhaena LOST and would have been killed but was saved by the merciful and honorable greens
>>222371625This is retarded and fake, the greens are holding Corlys and they are going to win the tumbleton battle
>>222371625This will be debunked. Condom and Mess won't let RhaeRhae take a W. Those incels will pay the price.
>>222371661>I caught up with the latest episode today and that was the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.it's amazing the quality decline. First two episodes are fire, after that we see a steady decline and episode 5-7 are complete and utter dog shit. The budget went to first two episodes, nothing else.
>>222371600Why was he so upset?
>>222371685THEY WERE FATHERS BROTHERS SONS
Sex with Ormund
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222371666>, the greens are holding Corlysand he's gonna turn on the whore.
DEH
>>222371587>overweight black women in a soccer shirt simps for fictional ratcatchersIs there anyone who likes team black who isn't the most obviously insufferable cunt in existence? Even if it wer't for how good Aegon is in this I couldn't begin to associate myself with those things
>>222371703Yes I know he is going green but he is in tumbleton he can't talk to rhaenyra in kings landing. The leaker dungufed.
The Dragon Demands said there was supposed to be an entire episode that focused solely on Aegon in exile, similar to Rhaenyra episode focusing on her King's Landing. What happened to that?
>>222371732he lied to you anonI'm sorry
Rapechads, are we eating next episode?
>>222371666Where anywhere does anything in those supposed leaks contradict any of that?
>>222371732There was a full episode (worth) of exiled aegonJust just edited it sparsly into the season!
Place your bets on whether Daeron will finally undye his hair in this week's episode
>>222371583starkshits are mary sue
>>222371732Small indie company had to cut it
>>222371753>rhaenyra commands baela to head to dragonstone after being convinced by daemon and corlys to let her go>and corlys
>>222371751Hopefully
>>222371762I seriously doubt a compilation of all Aegon scenes in s3 would amount to half an episode in lenght, let alone a full one. Even accounting for whatever scraps he'll get in the finale.
>>222371768The low IQ nigger cattle watching the show would be confused if they suddenly changed his hair color.
>>222371777Corlys teleports to king's landing obviously
>>222371751>Boldly go where no man has before
>>222371802>You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby
>>222371751Has there been 1 rape/attempted rape per episode? Or did we miss any ?
how long until mysaria dies?
>>222371805Who does he rape again? The only thing I remember him for is the Hugh Hammer thing. Is it just implied he's among the rapers when Tumbleton is seized?
Rhaenyra's bisexuality adds nothing to the story what so ever.
>>222371777Tumbleton is closer to KL than Harrenhal, and we're already not wasting time with traveling times there, so sure, why notHe'll have one less finger though, for some reason, probably because they forgot all the torture Rhaerhae does in the book, and want the green to be even more evil
>>222371834>how long until mysaria dies?Hopefully Daemon kills her this episode.
>>222371683uhh decent amount of the budget wasted here: youtube.com/watch?v=1X1JKSekG4I
>>222371835The lady wife of the lord of TumbletonWhen he complains he cuts him in half
Hahaha sorry I can't get over the nappy hair on the nigger making her look like a cheap ghetto crackwhore. There's no way nobody thought it looked ridiculous before shooting. Of course they were too afraid to be called racist
>>222371835Lady whatsername, Footlys? Too lazy to check; we quickly saw her and her husband being bullied by hairy Mr. Clean
jorah the anal
>>222371835He kills lord footly and claims his wife as a prize of war. Some think that’s rape but some women might be turned on by being claimed by a strong warrior, maybe her husband was a weak cuck and she’s glad he died
>>222371857>Tumbleton is closer to KL than HarrenhalBut the greens jailed his ass and they are going to win the battle he can't just walk to kings landing not to mention something is going to happen because he must turn green.
>>222371837it fills the lgbt quota
>>222371777went and found the original reddit thread here's Corlys supposed journey>Through the chaos, Corlys escapes.>Corlys reunites with Daemon.>Daemon and Corlys try to bring the knocked out Gwayne with them but have to drop him as they get surrounded by the green army and flee the battle on Caraxes.>Daemon and Corlys arrive at the dragonpit, Corlys sees Joffrey feeding Tyraxes.>Corlys finds out Baela has been locked away and is furious.>Rhaenyra commands Baela to head to Dragonstone after being convinced by Daemon and Corlys to let her go.>https://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/1vhevvy/rumouredleaked_s3_finale_eventspotential_spoilers/
This show would be decent if they just removed every single team black scene and it was like 7 episodes of just Aegon and crew
>>222371837yes but you need to appeal to the core audience
>>222371873What was the point of this storyline, Ryan?
>>222371732>The Dragon DemandsIsn't that the guy who's obviously severely mentally ill? And I mean genuinely ill, not in a meme sense. Last I saw of him years ago he was living in this fantasy where one of DnD was his personal enemy that was hurting him and who needed to be punished for doing so. We all joke joke on here about how much we hate the showrunners and want them to die etc. And maybe we even mean it. But that guy went on normie yt and very seriously talked about how he wants D to die a slow, painful death as punishment for season 8 or whatever.
>>222371935>What was the point of this storyline, Ryan?>"It looked cool">"Modern day Jurassic Park"
Does the North remember that Rhaenrya the Rapist abused her position of power to coerce Ser Criston Cole of the Kingsguard to have sex with her under the threat of gelding if found out? Or that she forced herself on the White Wyrm after being told of her past experiences with rape?
>>222371935Well uh, you see, we didn't want to depict Daemon having an affair with Nettles because we really think we have something special with Daemon and Rhaenyra and want to present them as a stable, happy couple. That's why we added a sex scene between Rhaenyra and Mysaria!
>>222371891I'm guessing they're gonna use his finger to make rhaenyra believe he's dead? And then he comes back after the wolves are done executing people? at this point they could really do anythinghe's one of the only guys who survives the whole dance and then Aegon's death too, if I remember right
Any weird crossovers of ASOIAF you've seen?
>>222371955>Isn't that the guy who's obviously severely mentally ill?being autistic isn't mental illness.
>>222371955You’re a pussy, that guy is based and Condom & Mess deserve worse
>>222371837It'd be one thing if she had a few nude lesbian scenes spattered in to keep male / dyke attention but all of her lesbian sex has been completely clothed
>>222371829I think there was none in the last episode. But it should equal out over the season. A previous ep had two mentioned for example: The kidnapped septa and Hugh's wife talking about her adventures on the road.
>>222371988To avert the male gaze, chud. They/them don’t owe you nudity.
>>222371873its crazy they cite budget issues for cutting shit and then include shit like this and Rhaenys killing bunch of people in the dragonpit that no one is asking for
>>222371958Maegor's tits, a Norfman would even let his brother be strangled by a Targaryen so long as he gets to also die by the next winter
Aegon the kino
>>222372019>that no one is asking forExpectations successfully subverted
Isn’t dragon demands a huge danyfag who coped that d&d made up the mad queen stuff? How is he coping now that the play confirmed it’s George’s idea?
>>222371935>What was the point of this storylinescenepacks for tiktok edits
>>222365133luke is icsh
>>222372043>now that the play confirmedThe cope is you’re an utter retard, the play is not canon.
>>222371561daeron is icsh
>>222372043>Isn’t dragon demands a huge danyfagno he's a stannis chad.
>>222372070Oh gods the cope never stops with these nigs! Look at em go!
>>222372043
>>222372048Lol doing nothing and getting her dragon BTFO. Such aura
>>222371968>Alicent enters the room. big kek she is not done killing
>>222372093You'd think Aegon and Aemond would drop him a raven "mums gone nuts don't touch the wine"
>>222372079HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT THIS FAGGOT RETARD! HE THINKS THE PLAY IS CANON! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA POINT AND LAUGH AT THE RETARD FOR BEING A RETARD! LOOK, THE RETARD EVEN DOUBLES DOWN ON HIS RETARDATION!
>>222372072cute but opening that picture is such a jumpscare
Imagine if Baela and Rhaela were hot blonde girls. Everyone would love them.
>>222372093Alicent is already acting like she does after Aegon's death honestly, she already can't speak of anything but murder and betrayals, she's so evil kek
>>222372072cute
I was rewatching s1 and we saw this old Hightower guy during Rhaenyras wedding. Where is that guy right now?
>>222372161Young Laena was the only hot Niggalaryon. Then they just progressively got worse. I just want to see Baela boobies pls
>>222372093With all her sons in one place she has an easier time killing.
>>222372176Alicent was literally the perfect female character so of course they had to assassinate her but they couldn’t just kill her off since she’s too popular so here we are
>>222372187Died at some point
>>222372209aegon and aemond are not in tumbletonher only potential victims are daeron and gwayne and maybe the dragonseeds are fair game
>>222372048She's actually very clearly afraid in this scene but tries to hide it. That actually fits. I unironically think Emma's doing wonderful work with the character, although it's somewhat different from the book.
>>222372187>I was rewatching s1 and we saw this old Hightower guy during Rhaenyras wedding. Where is that guy right now?He died like a decade beforce danace. I thihnk was was Otto's older brother.
If you were Aegon, Aemond and Daeron which would you fear more?A. Daemon kicking down your bedroom door sword in handB. Alicent offering you some freshly baked cookies
>>222372187Otto's older brother, Hobert Hightower. The father of Ormund. He died offscreen. Not to be confused with the book character of the same name.
>>222372072Will he be a mute on the Zelda movie?
>>222372266I'll take Daemon, there is a small chance I may receive mercy with him
>>222372273>Not to be confused with the book character of the same name.Wait that was another Hobert?
>>222372266I think Aegon would screech when the door comes down, Aemond would screech also, but in pleasure, and Daeron would probably fight scaredFor the cookies, Daeron would accept them (finally doing something daring), Aegon and Aemond might just try to strangle their mom
>>222372266Aegon and Daeron AAemond B
why didn't martin follow these guidelines?
>he doesn't know
AHEM...what if you dropped Freddy Krueger into Westeros?imagine how many people he'd kill...
>>222372273>The father of Ormund. He died offscreenAnd Ormund doesn't even mention this fact? He didn't care at all that his father died? Oh well, I guess adding that storyline would leave no space for dyke fanservice
>>222372299Well yea, Ormund's dad is dead by that point. Book Hobert is Ser Hobert Hightower, his minor role will probably be given to Gwayne if I were to guess. But then again they let Laenor survive just because he was a faggot so who knows with these writers.
Allicent would never hurt her little angel Daeron
Alicent having sex just to create more children to kill
>>222371594And the showrunners fucked up making this the actress for Rhaenyra. She fucking hates the character and hates herself
Alicent having a screaming orgasm as you abort her baby with your penis
>>222372361It’s an allegory to abortion. Feminists love abortion and this show has been anti-natalist and anti-motherhood since the beginning so it’s on brand.
>>222372350That's honestly one of the less egregious plot changes, Hobert himself was a very minor character in season 1. I mean this is a show that had ample opportunity to have the rival claimants share a scene (preferably several) before they actually finally during the war but they chose not to have that.
>>222372355He's a threat to precious Rhay Rhay just by being alive anon she'd kill him while thinking about lesbian sex same as the others, I just hope for her sake Helaena doesn't find out she's pregnant with a boy
>>222371596Halaenas dream sequence on the farm already looked like AI to me.
>>222372355Alicent not only gave up fake Daeron IMMEDIATELY, she also gave away the main weakness of Ormund, Daeron's only protectorIt doesn't matter how good or nice of a son you are, Alicent WILL try to kill you
>>222372344We don't want him to write 2k words/day of pure shit thoughever. King is also notoriously shit at writing endings and that's what everyone wants GRRM to write.
>>222372425It WAS AI and the fact more people aren’t shitting on them for it is depressing
>DON'T WORRY CARAXES, SEASMOKE, I GOT THIS!
>>222372118Now the danyfags crashing out and having a meltyLook at the state of this dude
>>222372048>That postWoman really are mentally retard by default.
Alicent greedily sucking down a stew made out of her aborted fetus. The baby juices dribbling down her chin. Getting so turned on I kiss her right then and there and start fucking another pregnancy into her...
The dragon fight scene was the most retarded shit this season. I literally bursted out laughing when she ran and than Adam gets off the dragon and chases here down.
>>222372354he has to live, he is the last of the hightowers
>>222371594>Viserys really fucked up making her his heirWHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
>AIEEEEEEEEEEE SEASMOKE! CARAXES! HELP ME PLEASE! HELP M...ACK!
>>222372468Nothing more pathetic than a playsissy, this faggot is (most likely ironically as faggots do) using the play as a source. You’d have to be utterly retarded to do that in the first place and completely mindbroken to double down on it.
>>222372557Two terrible actresses. The whole team Black is full of the most boring performances.
>>222372549And they can’t kill them all off because Gerold Hightower is at the tower of joy in brand vision
>>222372605I don't think they will kill him but even if they do that doesn't mean shit to the main timeline
>>222372354>just because he was a faggotIt was less just general faggotry and more they were making Rhaenyra and Daemon the designated good guys and having them hate crime a gay black guy to get together got in the way of that. They can easily kill Gwayne.
>scheming straight woman in a position of powerBros, are they going to giver her a lesbian scene in the second season?
Mindbroken
Remember when these shows had color in them?
>>222372716I still don't get why all the showrunners think foggy grey mess is superior to this
>>222372549>>222372605>>222372615I don't think that the writers of HotD care about the lineage of a kingsguard in a singular scene in GoT. Altough I'm fairly sure all the Tyrells (except Olenna, maybe?) we see in GoT are descendants of Ormund's. I mean the guy's dying no matter what but I don't get making him childless. Maybe he hates the way pussy smells idkI wouldn't put it past these showrunners to have the remaining Hightower lineage come from Gwayne and some beard he gets laterHonestly I'm just glad D&D put that scene of Joffrey spoiling the Dance in GoT just so that Condal and Hess can't fuck with it too much. I'm not sure making Aegon a toddler will improve it though>>222372673That's fair enough.
>>222372716Remember when they had actual armor and not molded rubber breast plates
Leaks where?
>>222372681why is she covered in pimples?
The only leak I want is the leak of Alicent's water breaking and her eyes lighting up with joy at the fact she is finally going to get to strangle her own newborn with its own umbilical cord
>>222372716
>>222372752>molded rubber breast platesThis is the worst armor ever put on television
>>222372744Gwayne will marry Baela (or rhaena? Idk wich is wich) and the main Hightower branch will be Targaryen/hightower The leaker from the writers room said they were talking about doing that next season
>>222372798I would argue the Witcher was worse.
>>222372789>that Pentos shot
>>222372716>>222372743The thing that stands out more about this scene is that they're using actual practical armor imoThe armor in GoT past s1, HotD and yes, to some extent' even AKotSK fucking sucks. It looks shitty and impractical (+plastic in the case of HotD) and has the face completely exposed (not AkotSK tbf altough the helmets there are still very bad) because you gotta see the actor's faces (made up rule)Loras' armor in this scene (and Hugh's too) is perfect. These faggot ass showrunners can't grasp that actual historical armor looks better than their tryhard bullshit / dark tunic
>>222372832Iirc in AKotSK they used actual chainmail to make Dunc's movement heavier
>>222372789Mexico filter for Kings Landing is an interesting choice
>>222372789I remember book readers shitting on GoT for not being colorful enough like the books were. Crazy that now with hotd out it looks colorful in comparison. We are literally evolving backwards. Filmmaking is becoming a lost technology
>>222369648>Tyland, the realms delight, who spread his noble seed all the way across the gullet.He fucked the tranny pirate didn't he.
>>222371594This the type of thing Viserys himself would be saying if he didn't have Otto or Lyonel around to do everything for him.
I'm reading Discworld
>>222372926No, he fucked his wives, in the last episode of season 2 he is offered a round with the pirate harem
>>222372798I'd argue Daemon's tourney armor looks worse since they made it look so plastic, but there's a lot of contenders in HotD. It's fucking ludicrous how inverse the relation is between how expensive this show is and how bad the armors are. They could've had Daemon wear something like that Rhaegar in that kino painting of him fighting Robert but nuh uh gotta have the face exposed. Visors? What's that?GoT s1 remains undefeated.>>222372826Scrotum nilfgaardian armor remains the single worst costuming debacle of any big budget show ever imoWhy even have it shot at real castles and such if you're going into that kind of look? Just looks jarring
>>222372187Father of Ormund, older brother of Otto. Died offscreen both in the books and in the show before the war
>>222371561>>222372072based
>>222372935I wont abide this Viserys slander. My wise king would be able to fix everything if resurrected right now by mediating all conflict between the blacks and greens because that was the king of king he was. Others saw him as weak and indecisive but in reality is was measured and thoughtful. Viserys the wise. Viserys the beloved. Viserys the troubled.
>>222372989My king
>>222372350He died few years before the war. Why someone would still mourn 24/7 a loss that happened a long time ago?
>>222372364>Monke actress wanted Rhaenyra to be a proactive girlboss>Adult Rhaenyra actress wants the characters to be a victimized lesbian and have a strange obsession for humiliation ritualsNow i see why they seems two entirely different personas
>>222372866My biggest problem with Akotsk is the Targeryen helmets which are very open even with their visors lowered. The actual body looks okay. The Baratheon helmet had huge open holes you wouldn't see in the real life equivalent. The thing is that you don't even see those character's faces during that scene so it seems completely unnecessary to fall to those filmmaking clichés. The most we get is Dunk's Eyes and it's a perfectly fine way to film it.The Aerion helmet looks abysmal. Tryhard Darth Maul shit that looks very out of place with the rest of the set and costumes. Something for the reaction channels on youtube to enjoy, I guess.Steffon Fossoway's armor is actually excelent, on par with Loras'.
>>222372947>It's fucking ludicrous how inverse the relation is between how expensive this show is and how bad the armors are.It’s House of the Dragon, not House of the Armor, chud. Can’t waste a cent of the CGI dragon budget and also have to pay Emma and Olivia’s salaries so they can perform the same scenes over and over again. You will get shitty plastic looking armor and AI sloppa dream sequences and you will like it.
>>222372989Our cute king.
>>222372072God why are asoiaf boys so sexy, I want to rape them all
>>222372816Baela in the books married Alyn and became the lady of Driftmark. Its Rhaena that marries a (second) son of Ormund as part of the peace deal. We dont know of the GOT era Hightowers are their descendants tho
And the stranger.... the stranger offers us rest.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784591832078108.mp4
>>222373059Ser Gregor...
>>222372977I love it when they're too cheap to make real (fake) mail shirts and instead give the actors vaguely patterned sweatshirts. Like Mace on the right there.
>>222372989Nonceposters, I...
>>222372900>I remember book readers shitting on GoT for not being colorful enough like the books werebecause it wasn't, the greyjoys and the freys are all dressed like peasants when they're one of the most powerful houses in the continent
Have to appreciate his naivety.
One more episode, then our suffering is ended ...
>>222373127He's 17.
HEBORETHESWORD
>>222373160True power does not need to flaunt
>>222373183Next season will be a genuine disaster of unbelievable proportions however.
>>222373183>/got/ will dieNot worth at allI am at least happy the mad king play released while hotd was airing so I could shitpost about it with the lads at least
BOARON THE FLOOR
>>222373205walder frey flaunts their wealth constantly because he has an inferiority complex
>>222373160The Greyjoys are not Vikings on a miserable backwater island and the Freys are just fucking weird
>>222372977What went wrong?
>>222371594Which of her sons would she rather get with?
>>222373247They are rich and powerfull but often mocked for being only 600 years old and thus new (???) nobility for the standard of Westeros where somehow mono-nuclear noble families can last 8k years
>>222373160Theon gets scolded for dressing too nicely the moment he’s back home.
>>222373335because he was dressed up as a stark
Freys have the best drip
>>222373316kek imagine if the first dynasty of ancient egypt was still around
>>222373059Who are the biggest pederasties of Westeros?
>>222373389They look like filthy peasants. How am I supposed to accept that these people are nobles?
>>222373404how else are you supposed to know they are bad people???
>>222373416The Lannister's were evil and they had fucking style
>>222373398Wasn't Renly about 18 when the much younger Loras came to stay?
>>222373434they are a different kind of evil, cool evil not loser evil like the freys
>>222373247>majority of lands are a swamp>middle of nowhere>closest port is barely used due to ironborn next doorFreys being rich makes no sense, no trade is going through that area kek. And that's ignoring the fact that everyone around them would have worked together to finance building a second bridge at some point
>>222373316>somehow mono-nuclear noble families can last 8k yearsthey don't, when the main line goes extinct some third cousin once removed changes his surname and keeps the larp alive
>>222371600Do you never think of the ratcatchers?Their forbearanceTheir judiciousnessTheir... dignity
>>222373398Renly explored Loras's Reach.
/ourguy/ Ormund is dying on Sunday feels batman.
>>222373316>>222373467>how do families with obviously magical blood and in some cases stated to be descended from gods themselves last so long, it's not heckin realistic!cope and seethe, Brandon the Builder's bloodline is unbroken. The Old Gods and Others step in every time they are at risk of extinction. Corpse queen refuses to allow her favorite boy toy provider family to be destroyed
>>222373473Margaery floated the idea of a threesome with her and Loras to Renly
>>222371561yes, yes i dislike alicent however i can't support a side literally called "the blacks"
>>222373466>ignoring the river that everyone would rather use instead of risking running into the ironniggers at shore
>>222373511>Brandon the Builder's bloodline is unbrokenMatrilineality, paternaly all the starks descend from a Wildling bvll who raped a stark princess
The boarcatchers Ned...
>>222373525why do they need the bridge when they can just put any goods on a raft south of the Twins?
>>222373483Trust the plan, we have the clear advantage
>>222373483He's sure to win with his superior intellect
>>222373561>bael the bard LARPnice wildling cope
>>222373483Everything's going according to plan actually, you're just too stupid to see it.
>>222373515I’m on a rewatch and so far Alicent is literally perfect I’d say up until she starts getting “second thoughts” about her family’s scheming to put Aegon on the throne. So somewhere in mid season 2 they decided to ruin her but she literally did absolutely nothing wrong up to that point.
‘AEGON’S CONQUEST’ has been confirmed as a theatrical ‘Game of Thrones’ film and is set to release after 2027.The film is written by Beau Willimon, creator of Netflix’s ‘House of Cards’ and writer on Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ series ‘Andor’.
>>222373647There might be some hope if that's true.
>>222373647How the fuck will you make a movie where there's no tension since the MC has nukes and everyone else is a 5 IQ hick? Will they focus on Visenya's seething about Aegon not wanting her frigid hole?
>>222373647/got/hotd/dunk/ our thoughts on this?
Aegon more like Gaygon lmoa
>>222373664it is
>>222371834she won't die. she and rhaenyra and alicent fake their deaths and escape to essos to live as rich wine lesbos
>>222373483At least I’ll still have ulf
>>222373647Aegon's Conquest is such a shitty story though. The Targshits show up, posture with their dragons and either burn some people or get unconditional surrender, continue up until the Dornish score their epic trickshot on Rhaenys and Meraxes
>>222371873like 90% of the normies watching dont even remember the characters names bro, this shit is their dopamine release.
>>222373647Hopefully Aegon the Conquerer gets played by Kevin Spacey and we get fourth wall breaks where he smugly addresses the audience with his Machevellian thoughts
>>222373242NO HALF-HEARTED OINKS
>>222373685It will be funny to see all this dramatic weight given to aegons prophecy knowing that Arya kills the night king and the targs go extinct Aegon will be aura farming with all this epic music and for what
I wish I had a witch gf
>>222372048aura is just the jeet viral marketer version of "i'm having a blast"
NED! THE BOARPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
>>222373686Aegon Baegon Caegon Daegon Eagon Faegon Gaegon Haegon Iaegon Jaegon Kaegon Laegon Maegon Naegon Oaegon Paegon Qaegon Raegon Saegon Taegon Uaegon Vaegon Waegon Xaegon Yaegon and Zaegon
>>222373647>>222373678>>222373685Should have been a Robert's Rebellion adaption. The andor/HoC guy would have been able to pull off the mutli threaded plot lines pretty well. I don't really see any intrigue or tension in Aegon's mopping of Westeros. Unless they focus heavily on the lead up and backstory of his ascension and make shit up.
>>222372557both are non-binary. what are the odds?
>>222371594Viserys did more harm to the house Targaryen than Aegon IV
THE SCONCELIGHTERS!
>>222373647I hope Visenya and Rhaenys are lesbians with each other. But more importantly I hope Aegon is hyper autistic about forming the seven kingdoms to the point that Stannis seems normal
>>222372557>colorwhat the fuck? where is all this color in the show??
>>222373678don't focus on aegon as the main character but on people from the kingdoms he conquer.make it like a godzilla movie where we just see his demon lizards fucking shit up and the terror and destruction they inflict in our main characters, local nobles who need to decide to bend the knee or try to resist the foreign barbarian
>>222373762Technically every living person is non-binary as we’re not 1’s or 0’s so they’re not even special snowflakes
>>222373678this, there are like 3 actual battles the entire time and 2 of them are curbstomps. GRRM himself barely put any thought into it. Reminder that Dorne killing a dragon wasn't revealed until 2014 in a lore book, there's barely anything to work with
>>222373792Not happening, the fanbase only cares about the inbred elf people and their magic nukes
>>222373685sounds like more girlboss shit
Apologize
>>222372789they stopped shooting on location through out europe. now they shoot in some shitty studio in the uk.
>>222372947>>2223727985 sec of dragon fighting which costs the same as 30 high quality medieval replica armor set kit gets you more tiktok upvotes which is the main thing that motivates streaming CEOs, it unironically can't be done unless you find a way to lie or cheat those armors that cost 5 sec of dragon CGI into the budget somehow
This general is fucking boring for almost 4 years.
lmao nigga what the fuck is this???
>>222373814I'm sorry you didn't get married to Ned Cersei, it was the only way you could've been saved and that fish woman ruined it for you
>>222373832uh anon thats rhaenyra
>>222373792This would be cool but won't happen since unless you center Dorne everyone else is some prick and the normgroids love Targaryens. We aren't getting Harren the Black kino.
>>222373828Take a break big guy
>>222373832A really really shitty looking chainmail coif
>>222373757A focus on Targs rise in Valyria would be good
>>222373828not shit, its always funny whenever someone tries to make a discussion like "uhh whats your favourite house and region? XD" such cringe reddit tier shit
>Previously, on House of the Dragon
>>222373647Oh fuck ...It's gonna be garbage, isn't it?
>>222373483he's going to get homelandered extremely hard. they will spend 5 minutes killing him slowly
>>222373828>he missed all the dunkpostingSorry bruv
>>222373735>Named Robert Boaratheon >Killed by a wild boarPottery
>>222373832>GREEN FUCKING BOYS
>>222373389boltons
>>222373832
>>222373860For me, it's House Stark and The North
>>222373860Any answer but Hightowers and the Reach is reddit. The only acceptable alternative is the Vale and house Arryn.
>>222373828You don't find the Hand's thread funny?
>>222373792This. Kinda Overlord LN approach.
>>222373389can't believe that guy was supposed to be Black Walder
Who pumped to see Harrenhall in full glory?
>>222373832Is he available to play Joan of Arc at any point soon?
>>222373887I fell for a scam once. I bought a chainmal print hoody from Shadiversity. And it looks like shit.
I like apples, so I would find service with House Fossoway
>>222373647this will be semi-canon like the play
>>222373832See if they didn't cheap out on armour to pay for the dragon CGI this would actually look good because a chainmail coif is kino
>>222373914You do know that if modern Hollywood makes a movie/show about Joan of Arc they will 100000% cast an ugly nigger woman right?
>>222373908Changes this to about dragons and you're golden
>>222373933>Is it canon? Mayhaps the parts people like are canon. Mayhaps the parts people dislike are canon. Mayhaps only I know what is canon ( and I will never say). Mayhaps...I hope this fat nigger dies already
>>222373933That's cope though. GRRM refuses to write any more books, so thinks like the play are the canon narrative of the events whe haven't seen from him. A nonexisting hypothetical idea in fatman's head can not trump an actual, real, existing text on the matter.
Ours is the fury
>>222373933>semi-canonNo such thing>like the playNot canon>thinks like the play are the canonthinks…. These are the type of people that hold this belief>actual, real, existing text on the matter.Play =/= written text. Retard.
>>222371561i feel like a huge issue with the show is that emma d'arcy simply doesn't have the 'it' factor that makes book rhaenyra compelling. she is supposed to be busty, slightly overweight, glamorous and bratty. since d'arcy is a non binary freak she doesn't carry rhaenyra with much femininity although part of this is also because of the awful costume design for her. she comes off as weak, unsure of herself and doesn't have the arrogance needed. she needs to be more of an selfish cunty bitch, but some of this is the writers fault of course since they are trying to make her a daenerys adjacent character
>>222374037your indian ass is on fire lol
>>222374037 forgot to quote this dummy >>222373979 point still stands
>>222373986Our what is the fury? Our middle name is the fury Our defining trait is the furyOur motto is “the fury” Saying ours is the fury isn’t grammatically incorrect and doesn’t make sense
>>222374046She has no aura and comes across as a loser. Even Emilia Clarke is a better actress.
>>222374056The Nabahoes are phoenixes now?
>>222374056>I’m wrong therefore you’re IndianGreat argument, retardo. Why don’t you post hands?
>>222374037you have a reading comprehension of a 3 year old
>>222373832Jesus fucking Christ. I imagine there's going to be women watching this shit thinking>YASSS SLAY QUEEN
>>222374067>Saying ours is the fury isn’t grammatically incorrect and doesn’t make senseit's written in archaic syntax to sound more poetic, any native English speaker understands it
>>222372600I actually don't mind Rhaena's acting. I liked the scene with Daemon, the only bad things about here is the crack fiend look after she "becomes Nettles", the dumb faces in the gullet episode, and (same as all velaryons) the ugly dreadlocks. The acting appears fine when she's talking.
>>222373832Holy kino, my warrior queen
Black Harren would have conquered Westeros if it wasn’t for the Targaryens and their fucking cheap ass cheat codes
Playcels... we lost :(
>>222374067Autist
>>222374085>you have aStfu ESL and return from whence you came
>>222373161>
>>222374067Shut the fuck up Stannis yours is the fury
>>222374083calm down ranjeesh
>>222374109Nobody asked, you obviously hold the wrong opinion as that nog has the same stupid shocked look in every scene even plebbit noticed and somehow you didn’t
>>222374069this is the big issue with her, she is insecure and constantly deferring to others for approval/validation - milly was better at portraying her because she came off as an entitled bratty cunt. emilia clarke is a middling actress but she can at least create the illusion of daenerys being someone who would be respected/adored by others
>>222374152Post hands Pranjeet
>>222374152>can’t win the argument so resorts to calling you IndianCheck and mate. Smell ya later, retard.
But in all seriousness that guy who doesn’t want the play to be canon is most likely of Indian decent
>>222373685Willimon is fine. He is good at writing politics and for me the best part of ASOIAF are the politics and scheming.
>>222373891Baratheons and the whole Stormlands are also /got/ approved
>>222374131dumb jeet fuck off
>>222374140>that smileWe don’t deserve Ulf, too pure and based
>>222374187>Indian decent>decentGOOD MORNING SAAAAAR
>>222371561imagine sarah snook as rhaenyra
>>222374187this
new bread >>222374207>>222374207>>222374207>>222374207>>222374207
>>222374195You lost, tranjesh
>>222374131>>222374208playsaars how do we respond?
saar how can she make canon???
>>222373514Marg would had fucked anyone in any way if userfull for her autismo endgame of being the Queen
>>222372014strong independent foid when they realized teenage boys have more strength than them
>>222373914>Joan of ArcToo white and pretty.
>>222371768I remember when /tv/ bet that when/if Daeron showed up, he'd have red hair like his mum.
>>222374046I think she's OK with playing the character that is written, but that character is not the book rhaenyra even remotely.She's trying to do and was probably instructed to do some kind of "claire foy in the crown" queen, whereas rhaenyra is supposed to be a lot more aggressive and selfish.
>>222373784Watch the BTS of Larys telling Aegon he's a shit king when they're in the woods. They first show how they filmed the scene from behind the cameras then they show the same scene from the actual episode footage with obvious gray filters added in post, the difference in color is huge, fuck hollywood
>>222374390i want to lick her face like a filthy thirsty dog
>>222372051season 1 bran is icsh
