Why did they make this shit?
>>222372749For turbo-nerds and to put Cara on film.
Cara's billionaire family were still trying to make her "acting career" happen.
>>222372749I'd be slightly less repulsed if either of them looked anything like the characters they were supposed to be portraying.Unfortunately we got Twink and his sister
>>222372775cara walked so sophie tatcher could run
>>222372857who?
Isn't that the question of the day?
>>222372749Fuck you I liked it
>>222373080why?
>>222373162It's a fun little space adventure who cares
>>222372813too bad she's ugly and has the charisma of a wet noodle
I liked it more than the Disney Star Wars movies
>>222373190It wasn't that fun. Nowhere near Fifth Element quality. Glad I skipped this in theaters.
>>222373258I watched it on cable with my mom and we enjoyed it
>>222373294This is like saying "it's fun with friends" for vidya
>>222372749Had a good opening scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaGy7rwjsFE
>>222373258The Fifth Element is a 10/10 movie, nothing is that good
>>222373329I've rewatched the opening several times, but I have to turn it off as soon as the main characters appear onscreen.
>>222373365based
>>222373246You know, I think I did too
>>222373332Wrong.
>>222373410>not enjoying the zesty buck humiliation ritual
>>222372775I'm so glad she had a wannabe model phase and actually got naked when she was still hotdid she ever show titties?
>>222373494>did she ever show titties?Pretty much throughout her whole modelling career. Her stint in Playboy is faaaar from the first time she's been photographed nude.
>>222372749since Besson self-financed it there was no one to tell him no on anythingas written the script mostly works, it's just they needed a leading man with action comedy chops to do it and not someone who looked like a McPoyle brotherCara was fine, the chick in these movies just needs to be pretty. a shame about the eyebrows thoughthe biggest sin was the Rhianna subplot where the movie stopped dead for 30 solid minutes for a detour that ended in a shitty hamfisted reference to illegal immigration. had they cut it out completely, the movie would have gone up by at least 1 star
>>222373494yeah she gets em out in Carnival Row or whatever. the one where she's a fairy with Orlando Bloom
>>222373494>does 2026 playboy shoot after coming out as gay>praises the shoot as being run entirely by women or queer people>still has 1/100th the flavor of the stuff she did years ago that were shot by men
>>222373410Anyone who doesn't like Ruby is a fag
>>222373216Yeah, it didn't happen for a reason. Then she went on her dyke arc which generated no buzz so she started spiraling (also could be fake) to re-engineer image into a clean living redemption arc.
The latter 2010s were a science fiction renaissance and nobody cared because of capeslop
>>222374688Upgrade was good.Alita was good. Where's my sequel?Blade Runner was good. STOP WITH THE SEQUELSGITS was garbageValerian was garbage
>>222373679>does 2026 playboy shoot after coming out as gay>praises the shoot as being run entirely by women or queer peopleShe just wanted to get naked in front of her sexual preference?
>>222375405100% correct post
>>222376176I always am.
>>222372749>Why did they make this shit?It looked fantastic but my understanding is that the movie is something taken out of the middle of the comic series, so we don't get an origin story and so non-Euros don't know who the characters are or what the the setting is or WTF is going on.
Maybe Dane will see this thread and fill us in.
>>222372749>>222372775idk but it was straight raw fuckin kino iyam
