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>Jarvis, invent time travel
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>Jarvis, explain to me why there is only the now
>yes, sir. Time is an illusion. When you believe you're remembering the past, you're actually accessing a parallel reality where other beings are living right now something similar to what you lived in the past. and when you imagine something, you're actually visualizing a parallel reality where what is happening has a probability to happen in your reality next
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>>222407877
Name 10 reasons why this wouldn't work.
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>>222408037
>I'll ask him to name one thousand reasons why that wouldn't work. this will keep him busy, hehe
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>>222407877
>Jarvis, undress this Scarlet Johansson picture
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>Jarvis, print sexbots of my harem, two of each. Then kill my family, then delete everything and then delete yourself.
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>Jarvis, invent digits
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>>222408079
They're doing this on >>>/gif/ now. Soon Hiroshima Nagasaki will shut that board down also.
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>>222408099
You have bad tastes holy jesus
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>>222408099
Your taste is fine.
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>>222408015
Time being an illusion was an attempt to explain relativity which is lost on midwits with low non-verbal IQ. It means that time is like space and in relativity things aren't happening, they are in positions in time like they are in space.
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>>222408141
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>>222408037
>Jarvis, give me 10 reasons why it wouldn't work
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>>222408276
>science tells the truth
Nah. Science gives you scientific facts. Scientific facts changes every 10 years, more or less.
Truth never changes.
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>>222407877
>Jarvis, load up the buttplug, the fleshlight, the sissy hyno pronto.
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>Jarvis, make my movie earn one billion at the box office
>Casting Zendaya now sir
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>>222408424
That's how I know you are a midwit. My whole post was about the internal conceptual mechanics of relativity, not what is really true. I personally do not favor the block model. My claim was about the statement "time is meaningless" and how it originates and what it actually means. I thought /tv/ posters would at least have the verbal iq to understand this but alas.
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>>222408543
>I thought /tv/ posters would at least have the verbal iq
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>>222408099
your taste is bad but not unbearably bad, like 3 or 4 out of 10. You should learn more about some older actresses that utterly mogged current ones at their peak
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>Jarvis, age of ultron is better than the other films right
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>>222407877
>Brain, invent Jarvis. Jarvis, invent time travel. Time travel, take me back to my high school years
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>>222409938
>at their peak
What's the point, dumbass? What's matters is how they look now. Nigger.
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Jarvis legalize assisted suicide.
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>>222410833
Its fantasy nigger they can look however you want. That post is about creating artificial sexbots, you can't create a sexbot of how an actress looked 40 years ago?
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>>222410833
Why? You’re not going to fuck them now or ever. Just fap to their pictures and maybe imagine yourself fucking them. Who cares if they’re young now or peaked in the 80s?
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>>222410928
This fucking kike troll is nowhere near as good looking as this retarded board thinks. Look at her potato horseface. A 5/10 at best. Looks like a fucking peasant next to Emma Watson.



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