HOH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 33 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222408378
>>222412053she can go faster
that was close
melody is such a weirdo always talking shit about other peoples games when she is dogshit
aggro threads
hi
Melody has no right shading anyone for not knowing how to play Big Brother.
STROKES
Melody is doing exactly what she was brought in to do.
drew said if he won hoh he would invite chuk to the hoh room and sleep with him
Is Mallory from the redneck part of New Jersey?
I like melody :)
>>222412073hi
mal having to third-wheel this shit
mak chose melody just to clitblock her she’s jelly
>>222412095inflate and annoy everybody?
>>222412112They're a tricycle :)
>>222412112mel is just leading drew on desu
mel is the new ava
chuk needs to showmance mel
i love the zoomer trio
>>222412098Have you been paying attention to how she talks? She's from the suburbs close to a ghetto.
>>222412146me too :)
Anyone else notice how the Zoomers are the only funny people in the house?
was gina marie from jersey?
can all three of em fuck already lik it's getting late
>>222412172even worse, Staten Island
>>222412178i don’t remember keanu with shaved hair
>>222412165Melody is a professional comedian so not surprising.
love and life trio
lowkey mallory and drew have better chemistry than their normal pairings
>>222412204she sucks
why don't they play cornhole anymore
>>222412219apparently they don’t have the bags right now
Dee tossed a bag at Barrett and it hit his face
>>222412230production lost them
Drew sucks at relaying information, zero inflection and lots of pauses and uhms. No wonder the vets were sketched out by him, it makes him sound like he's not saying everything and holding back.
>>222412219No more carnival games desu
Mallory was stuffing her bra with the bags
>>222412263He is very bad at communicating with people
i love you cedric
>>222412280fuuuuuuck
>>222412263agreed but I kinda get this one. His retelling is all 2nd hand info.
Have any of yous ever applied to a reality show?
anon, you are not allowed to talk about your diary room sessions with other houseguests
She's making it worse lol
>>222412307bitchboy
drew is so far gone fucking simp
devens is grooming barrett and wants to take him on a trip to tel aviv and barrett said he's down. dee said the beaches there are beautiful and she's been going every year since survivor 45
>>222412307Speaking of Cedric, can any Challengfags explain why the cast on the latest season hated him ao much? Just started watching the new season because king Keanu is on it and they all were targeting him.
melody and mallory are so disconnected from this game it's insane
>>222412337will hasan be there?
>>222412337he told barrett there's a large gay scene in tel aviv
>>222412358he's an annoying faggot that cries
>>222412359they don't talk outside of their fap group. makes sense
Oh my god guys did you see that look Drew gave Melody? They're 1000% falling in love. They're going to be telling this story to their grandkids and we're right here witnessing it. We're blessed.
>>222412316no i'm scared
long road to thursday
>>2224123592grodfucked2care
>>222412384this but unironically
>we need to get out one of the iconsMelody and Mallory report to Taylor immediately
>>222412359They always talk about what they should be doing but then don't do it. They at least know they're easy noms for everyone but I just know they won't do anything to try to change that themsleves.
>>222412384this anon gets it
melody and mallory are so bad alll they are going to do is drag drew down
>>222412384she a ho
>>222412390>>222412399LNC <3
melody and mallory are so good all they are going to do is pull drew up
Chuk the nigerian tether pretending to be a nigga from memphis
>>222412384melody just gives off whore vibes
>>222412433
OH HELL NO GET CHUK OUT
>>222412070weird how anon always seethes about melody
>We need to get closer to LaLa and Taylor>We need to take out one of the iconsAll they need is to talk to Taylor and then they're in a good position game wise.
>>222412384we're aaronbros here
>>222412461yeah literal music to taylors ears
>>222412204she's not, actually
>>222412405out of their group right now only Melody and Barrett are set to go far. Mallory has been identified as a threat and Drew's situation with the vets is rather bipolar.
>>222412460it’s the salty lyricfag
>>222412477melody and mallory will both be otb next week if drew or barret don't win hoh
>>222412461Yeah but like they have to lay low this week and chill lowkey.
Melody finds it funny when Drew gets snippy with her
>jason troons posting gay israel fantasy shocked i tell you
contemplating voting taylor for power since she’s the one most focused on targeting vets
If Chuk gets out LaLa has reached Based Black Woman status and I say this as a Grandmaster High Wizard of /POLTV/
>>222412540Cafeteria food
>>222412531The coin of destiny would be perfect for her. She can take over an HoH and nominate all the vets while maintaining plausible deniability it was her and still work with the meaning vets that remain.
>>222412531I can't believe it but I am too
>>222412558yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking
the giggle girls are clueless
How long has she been swinging
https://x.com/Aleut1/status/2086330610805813259drew bros...... YIKES
>>222412593what? she's not wrong.
>>222412632that was cringe, you dont get women lil bro
>>222412646FAP!
I hate that Melody is going to be evicted and think she played a great game because Twitter likes her. At least Britbrit knew she sucked and acknowledged that the Brigade played her.
kek mallory saying barrett is "a good enough looking guy" when asked what she thought about his looks
>>222412646that's the group!
>>222412661cuckretkeks...
>>222412670how does she hammock so fast?
drew asked if barrett is a good looking guy and mallory said he’s good enough
>>222412053me waiting for archive anon so i can watch the haley angela fight
mallory was being a bro throwing drew a lob but man that was YIKES, i hope mallory tells drew to back off a little because it's getting kinda pathetic from him
>>222412684its sped up
>tfw vets gotta go
We weren't allowed to hear why Thursday is Melody's favorite day of the week
>>222412684rocket science
>>222412659I think finding out her #1 has been playing her since week 1 combined with her comp history will force some self-awareness
>>222412715tired of vets
>>222412748don't look at me like that mel....
>You want to go see fred again... Why would I go see him again, like I don't know who that is?
mal and mel are edm girls
>>222412774made me kek
raving with eve and eve
mel confirmed ravethot
It's been two hours, Mallory
>>222412874girl, that's how you know he like likes you
>>222412874girl i would be WET if drew did this to me
>>222412874cute!
>>222412874girl, im bout to go make myself a burrito
if Angela got this punishment no way they'd have her this skimpy right?
just got back from the bungalow. anything eventful in the last 5 hours?
ashley would have looked so good in that costume
>>222412874giiiiiiirl
>>222412950yes
>>222412874this shit is cringe melody is going to get the ick with how nice he's being
>>222412950i don't know
>>222412989her pussy is wet as fuck
>>222412950im going to be fr with you. i havent been watching feeds for the past 3 hours or so. before that. i cant remember.
kek Haley's random "smells like popcorn in here"
>>222412874why are girls so annoying bros
>>222412950was shelby there
>why do you think boys take longer to poop than girls?our response, poopbros?
Kamu reminds me of Paul
vince and lauren are dating
>>222413062
feeds are gonna be dead for the rest of the week
Feels like being nominated so much so early (especially weeks 1 and 2) kinda stunted Mal/Mel and their ability and drive to socialize and strategize and branch out.They've been surviving for the past month, they've been subservient to the powers that be for the past month, and now that they're out of it, they're not quite sure what to do, how to play "normal" Big Brother.Hopefully they catch up quick and learn how to actively game, as equals with the rest of the house, not as beggars surviving
renny and jerry are dating
>>222413037she hasnt been there in about two weeks
Keanu is unimpressed with Angela's gameplay
>>222413062this can' t be true because vinny is supposed to suffer
guy who posts reddit posts because he's a redditor but playing it off as a joke somehow
Melody and mal are targeting *drumroll* Kamu… Christ these two are such duds.
>>222413220them <33
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/buYikPfcErc
Does Haley still think kamu has a crush on her?
>>222413246they will never be in power so it doesn't matter. kamu and drew might talk later might make shit shake
>>222413271lmao her welcome home gifts are alo shit and crumbl cookies, holy basic
>>222413246Sorry chud your hero is going to get killed by double eve
>>222413246he is totally not working with the vets and will surely put them up before m&m. he put up mal and voted to evict mel. they should totally believe that 20 second convo in the SR saying he wont target them
>>222413246Two weeks ago Mallory knew the vets were all together and she knew Drew was a snake who lied about the meeting. Now she's caught up in Melody's retard mist.
>>222413246This house is fucked if the vets/FAP get hoh next week
i kinda feel bad for haley, ngl. feeling like the entire fucking house hates you would be rough. obviously i don't live there but i don't know what she did that was that horrible to deserve all of it
>>222413340She was lowkey right about Melody
>>222413303punished thog, a woman denied power
>>222413340Shes a strong intelligence beautiful woman. Of course the miserable bitches hate her meanwhile they parade around not wearing a simple bra
>caught in the thog fog
someone needs to wall yell to Drew to keep his hair like this. it looks so much better not retardedly fluffed
>>222413340>hohitis to the blockmany such cases
The bed and the slop isn't even the worst part about being have not this week for Drew and Barrett, it's having to be trapped with Haley and Chuk while they continue their marathon seethe
>>222413383he could soak melody so fast if only someone would wall yell at him
>>222413391he needs to just run back to the girls another 2 hours and try to wait them out kek
>>222413391To be fair it’s completely illogical that kamu turned on them now that it’s revealed that they all voted to keep lyric.
>>222413383someone needs to wall yell that he's more into melody than she's into him
>>222413383telling a zoomer to not fluff their hair is basically a war crime
>>222413383
Drew looks Indian
>>222413428looks like a normal 20 year old instead of a genderqueer lesbian
Yash looks Indian
taylor is horny
>>222413440nah he looks italian
Mel and Mal were saying they wanted to get closer to Taylor this week, and now Taylor happens to be staying up for a late nite chat with them
Melody and Taylor could have dominated this game if the vets hadn't been here. So weird that Rachel had to fight it out alone last season and this summer they get 3 seasoned icons.
>>222413340Too openly self centered. Everyone on these types of shows are to some degree so if she stands out even in that context she must be quite the pain in the ass
>>222413446he is Gujarati
lyric looks indian
>>222413446Hes white pure Aryan brahmin
yash looks indian
>>222413446>>222413519
Kamu is kinda scummy for leading Haley on and seducing her.
haley looks indian (native american)
why are these fuckers on all four cams
kek drew really was going to bed until he walked into hn and saw haley and chuk awake and still talking shit
>>222413561Because theyre based. Rather watch them then 99% of this house. They’re fucking real for someone who grew up in small town America they are the face of this country.
>>222413574they got the stink yo
kam&mu
>>222413574wasnt kamu waiting for drew to talk?
>>222413581
>>222413596They didn’t show them talking
>>222413581Yes, a man who graduated from a woman's university and is the son of Nigerian immigrants who moved to the suburbs of Dallas is a real face of small town America.
this is the group to take down the vets
>>222413658kamu is too far up dee and devens asses
>>222413658Drew won't be down for that
DO NOT CARRY YOUR TRANSMITTER
>>222413641Doesnt chuk work in supply management? Dude is literally the backbone of America. It’s a shame all the hardworking real players are about to be taken out by wannabe influencers who are just on this show for fucking clout and followers.
is barrett sleeping next to haley and chuky rn?
good lord does kamu love to talk
>>222413710he in the DR i believe
>>222413711he's a good talker
grr cam 4 is glitching, i dont want to see kamus face during this retelling, show the girls reactions
At least Eve will be able to say they got the story straight from the horse's mouth
>>222413747so much better than droopy drew eyes retelling
>>222413747the evii
drew is so checked out
>>222413711yeah my big complain with kamu is when he goes into leah style yap mode
me explaining NFTs to the girlies
kamu saying he orchestrated the fight
>>222413761he badly wanted to go to bed only to realize dumb and dumber were up moaning
>>222413785he did
>>222413777
>>222413785i dont know why he is painting himself like that. doesnt seem like a good idea
>>222413792t.glazer
>>222413712He is pretty cool ngl
>>222413796he spent all day saying he isnt ok with the personal attacks but now taking credit for it being an epic tv moment.
Cuck corner forming
Haley finally realized Drew never came back after saying he was going to go pee
the chuklefucks are finally done seething for the day
trust your gut
>>222413842im not saying it is right now. im saying earlier in the day he was telling haley and later devens that he wasnt ok with angelas personal attacks on haley but now he is painting as this epic moment like it was something great. i never said he was making a personal attack.
what if you were allowed to talk about production
>>222413796Because Kamu is casting JackpotKamu is the protagonist the anti hero and the antivillainKamu is the antithesis of derrick levasseur. Instead of being the mastermind that mends and deescalates, he understands the entertainment aspect of the game. We don’t get players like this this often. Kneel chuds and foids and appreciate history being made
>using rofling in real life
>>222413672No, he knows he has ammo on Dee, he knows she has no choice but to trust him now. She knows he just can blow it up like that. Trust the process.
i really wanted to root for kamu and kash, but if they're sticking with the vets i'm not gonna
has drew even said a word
>>222413926im not bitching or whining. im just pointing out the inconsistencies in his game and you are greentexting
I feel like kamu will be sad when he gets out and sees the average big brother fan doesnt like him :( hes such a big fan of the show.
kamu says he didn’t like last season
>>222413897im not a chud but kamu is one of my favorites
>>222413946He’ll be fine.
>>222413931yash has said he thinks the vets have had their time and need to goim not sure about kamu, he seems like he is ready to ride a bit further with the vets before picking them off
>>222413965Kamu proved to not be chud when he knew to pivot and keep Taylor in his back pocket. I love the trio, but the real chuds of chuds support Haley and Chuk. Anyone can support Kamu.
did kamu say that fight was something out of fish tank? he got a warning from production
>>222413997I think he meant they blocked the fight with fishes
>>222413997You are fucking with me
>>222413946Nah, he was already talking with Yash saying he is fully predicting people on Twitter to be angry at him and they basically said they pitied people who spend their lives being offended by people
>>222413946He just needs a little bit of PR to clean up "comments from the past"
>>222414008oh that makes more sense
Whatever happened to that cowboy from last season? Pretty sure he was disabled or something. He was abusive towards his showmance.
>>222414038>abusivedid kat ever say so?
Kamu told Drew something and it seemed to be important since his gears are running and feeds cut
>>222414077I think he just said they'd talk tomorrow but maybe I missed something because Drew is acting weird
is he ok?
now would be a good time for a cam talk drew
what's wrong with drew? just missing home?
Maybe Kamu told him that the icons were coming for him last week
haley was saying drew was snapping at someone today
Please drew quit the game and save chuk and haley
>>222414086he's been way too close to pussy the last couple of days, he's starting to overdose.
Is Taylor in love with kamu?
Kamu deserves to be higher on the rankings, he's done really well this week
1 am cereal session
>>222414098It's annoying there aren't more cam talkers. Then again, if they aired candid DRs I guess it wouldn't be an issue.
i can hear the snap crackle and pop on feeds from kamus cereal
>>222414086>>222414093what no alone time with melody does to a mf
>>222414139Kamu is easily the best rookie right now. Objectively.
>taylor: "i like kamu. he's fun to look at."
oh they're back
>”hey Taylor can you go and do this bit for a segment? Thank you queen”
>>222414175yeah true
>drew: how you guys like kamu bringing angela up?>melody: as a viewer its great, but in the game. bro, you are already a known instigatormal mel and drew discussing kamu being a dick about instigating the fight
I admit she's growing on me
>>222414201>i like odie, still waiting for her to make me laugh>aint she a comedian?
kamu is putting extra sugar in his rice krispies at 1 in the morning
drew looks like dan
>>222414201best black girl in a long time
>>222414198See>>222413897
>>222414214she's cracked me up a few times from her dancing and shit she's said but i guess everyone has a different sense of humor
>>222414201she cute
massaging melody’s cankles
>>222414201did anyone catch what she said about the vets? she seemed to only say that lala annoys her, chuk and haley never clean shit, and "drew is drew". and barrett smells so fucking good all the time
kamu, yash, and taylor are my trio
Drew looks like he wants to puke
drew is drowning is pheromones
bigfoot scared mallory
Kamu is getting evicted next week when icons or their allies win hon
>>222414271same
Kamu and Taylor could be what Paulie & Zakiyah wish they were
I wish jankie was here
>>222414290I don’t think Kamu is getting evicted so long blockbuster exists
drew finna die from the pussymist
>>222414297they look good together desu
>>222414308That’s what we thought about Tucker.
>>222414314someone save the poor lad! he's just a boy!
button boy is being a little bitch tonight
>>222414290>thinking kamu or his network of allies won't win hoh>thinking kamu will get nominated>thinking kamu will lose the veto >thinking kamu will lose blockbuster
>>222414328he's an obvious fag who'd rather watch men sleep than two beautiful women lounging in leafy bikinis
>>222414290can you BREATHE, bitch???
>>222414331don’t worry morgan will handle it with the producers
>>222414319We all saw Tucker coming because he was over the game and wanted to quit. Kamu is in his habitat
mallory and drew vibe better than with melody
>>222414351 “if I let you host a veto comp will you shut the fuck up already?”
I’m sad lyric is gone and I’m stuck with this shit. Literally unwatchable at this point.
fap is talking about spunk
button boy hates fap
>>222414432see you tomorrow
night babes
To me it seems like Devens is in an odd position where everyone kinda likes him. So vet targeting would start with the women - Angela going up and Devens not using DPOV will be kino.
>>222414511I feel so bad for her she deserves better than the entire house bullying her for defending herself against ange
>>222414527i think angela is 100% the first vet boot. devens is pretty solid with all the other comp threats in the house. dee i think enough people are starting to see as snaky
i think 95% of polycules end in failure but I think drew melody mallory could pull it off
"where my hug at" ahhhdrew acting too much like a simp cmon
melody owes drew a handjob
>>222414561he deserves cuddles, he kept her in the game
even if they don't end up dating, I feel after the show those two have to hook up at least once, right?that's like months of flirting and sexual tension that you'd want to let out
>>222404351>>222404351>>222404351day 33 completed/d/bIrHZF
I see a Cormerica trajectory for them desu
kamu lost to a grannya black grannyahahahahahahaha
>>222415145lala is based and in shape. it's not like he lost to cirie
>>222415171pathetic
>>222415461>>222415461>>222415461new