HoH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 34 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222412053
any lewd webms, lads?
>>222415475
Are malmel gay yet
kamu lost to a black grannykek
>>222415522she cheated tho
>>222415484see there, it looks like she has lipedema or some shit rather than just cankles. weird. like they're extra swollen.
common titkok couple dms
>>222415541that’s why a girl like her can’t afford a week of stress eating, mal looks like she has the metabolism of a hummingbird so would probably be fine
>>222415566Reads like something your overbearing mom sends you when she's desperate to have you back.Grim.
>>222415566I hope they get lots of views in their relationship
>>222415522Honestly we shouldn't be surprised that a lighter woman who routinely does high reps to failure would do well
Good morning ladies
>>222416136morning cliff
>>222415532>>222415973chuds copehonestly, the most pathetic thing i've seen
>>222416380How did Jason do? Oh that’s right he was at home sucking cock lol
>>222415689Be good to your mom you dumb son of a bitch.
>>222417392Fuck off and mind your own business
>>222417466You're gonna lose her one day and remember what you posted you piece of shit. You're scum.
>>222417502Ok random angry person on 4chan who assumes everything about other peoples' lives
>>222417520Doesn't seem like you have much of a life if this is how you treat your loved ones you lowly little faggot.
>>222417553My mother has literally said she doesn't love me and treated me like shit but keep assuming things you weird angry little projecting person
>>222417575>waaaaah I'm a victimYou're a fucking loser who doesn't even know what a projection means, all that what is asked of you was to be nice to your mother and you start crying like a little bitch.
>post thing about reality contestant>weird freak starts having a melty at you over mothers I hate this website sometimes holy fuck
>>222417648Then leave, faggot. Clearly you don't belong here.
>>222417661I'm not going anywhere schizo
shout out MAMA
>>222417675Doesn't change the fact that you don't belong here and never will, you're a thin-skinned pussy.
>>222417715Okay schizo
If you don't talk to your mother get OUT of /bb/ you don't belong here
>>222417760This.
Now post big brother moms so I can goon thinking about moms becaue I love my mom
>>222417809
>>222417328>How did Jason do? Oh that’s right he was at home sucking cock lolright there with you and lil gaped Jack
Barrett is the ashley of bb28. If I'm in the house rn I'm really not trying to sit next to him in F2
>>222415520Made me smile. So wholesome.
>>222417839Michael Jackson?
>>222416136Good morning
>>222417575Skill issue. If you werent so unlovable your mom would be nicer to you. You radiate victim aura. Work on being a better person
Just found out that Claire and Derek X broke up last year. Any one know what happened? I thought they would be in it for the long haul.
>>222418464Sex was probably bad
>>222418464>going around the world together and winning a million dollars wasn't enough to keep your love aliveThere's literally no hope lmao
Yesterday had to be the most kino feeds day so far
>>222415566If a guy who wasn't conventionally attractive sent a text this long, 100% of the time the girl would ghost him
did a complete 360 on taylor now that she wants to keep fap and target the vets
>>222418924How fickle you are
>>222418924So your opinion hasn't changed...
>>222415461Kamu just performed a tactical masterclass. I hated him since day 1 but his game is undeniable. It's actually winning me over.
>>222419021Why did you hate him?
>>222419086For me he just incessantly talked about nothing and it was not interesting to watch. Now that he is making moves I can see why people like him.
What's a scenario where it's more beneficial to announce to the entire house you got something like the DPOV?
these crackas are buggin out
>>222418999hi newfag
king kamu should win the season
>>222420051Will there be as much, less, or more salt than when jackson won?
>>222415522Yes and it was/is funny
>>222420127moretrannies will burn the bb house down
>>222420127Less because when he gets in a showmance with Taylor they'll pretend they weren't trying to cancel him for being a racist bigot chud
I fear that Kamu is flying too close to the sun this week
Watch kamu leave the house before hailey
>>222420161I thought the same thing last week but guys knows how to pivot and is a well rounded comp beast. I don't see him taken out until the blockbuster ends.
enough with the kamu glazing already. he got played and manipulated into turning against his 2 best allies. he will never be in with the vets or crossover. a real player would have sus'd out dee and angela and got them put up instead. he was never the target this week. all he did was weaken himself. i mean what did he really do here? he got a literal 60 yo retarded grandmother to change her noms. haley was always and still is the house target. if he had just went up as the pawn he still won the veto except now maybe drew or barrett are in danger. the vets got stronger and his position is weaker. a masterclass in bb
Good afternoon to malpals and malpals only
Is it true Thog's dad didnt let her cry?
>>222420371She was fed testosterone as a kid and raised in a harsh emotionally devoid environment.
>>222420316kamu lost 2 retard allies that were literally bringing him down while gaining allies that actually win shit and want to target the vetsalso he's good with the vets for the time being since dee told him her power meanwhile faggett can't even get a crumb of info like that LMAO
>>222420399damn she just like me fr
>>222420316never a better ally to have than Haley “I know for a fact Dee and Angela wouldn’t lie to me about the vote. Did you orchestrate the flip?” Thogfartin
>>222420409what allies did he gain who win shit? if you think dee and devens are with him you are retarded. dee told him about the power so he wouldnt use the veto and get her renominated. thats as far as their so called alliance goes. all he did was do the houses bidding to move up one rung from the bottom of the ladder. chuk and haley have the same amount of comp wins as dee, lala and taylor. 1 each. allies arent always about comp wins. you need loyalty so people will vote with you and not against you. he displayed to the rest of the house that he will throw you utb. who needs or wants allies like that
>>222420346Hey ya !
Anons seem extra faggoty this season on /bb/. Why is that?
>>222420826I’ve been wondering about the anons who are obviously shitposting about hgs having a good week. Or the anons who won’t stop posting about grod whenever something fun is happening on the feeds. Why do they even watch? Is this a friend simulator for them?
>>222418464AMWF is just a tough category
>>222420826Honestly, worst threads in years. The obvious twitter/redditfags are annoying as fuck.
RHAPISTS GET OUT
>>222420826its just zoomers discovering the show zoomers didn't grow up with humor in their movies and television shows so their version of humor is "let me mention hasan piker 100,000 times omg im so randumb"
feeds are up
>>222421108Go back
>>222421139and this is the other thing zoomers do:>lol hasan piker so randumb XDthat isn't funny>FUCK YOU YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT I AM THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH
>>222415461kinda wish my face was the chair
theres 2 dead girls in bikinis in the yard
>>222419021Kamu is like a time traveler sent from the future. He is Keanu that lived through the Big Brother Wars of 2036 and lost 100 pounds and got tattoos. He needed to rescue his game and not call anyone "I Believe You Have A Prompt-prompt-...prompt". In Keanus future 750K would be like having 70 million because of the extreme poverty and enough to turn the tides of the war where he comes from.
>>222421262gameplay wise, Keanu is much closer to Yash than he is to Kamu
big mal should make OD pace the SR with her
>>222420826 ive masturbated to jon pardys farts on bbcan2 live feeds at least 100 different times
>>222421313why haven’t you an hero’d yet
>>222421313fuck off neda
kek mal looks done with this punishment
>>222420006Just autistic
>>222421433she should’ve pressed the button at a different time
finally
I didn't watch all of BB26 so don't know a lot of Angela's history but did all the houseguests coddle her too when she had a melty? She was the one who was crying and cursing Hayley out for shit she lied about and yet everyone is acting like Hayley did something wrong. I get they don't like her but Hayley handled that confrontation way better than Angela.
>>222421713eventually everyone gets tired of her shit and shuns her until it’s convenient to evict her. she has special powers this season due to being a vet
>>222421713when kamu explained how it all went down he said that haley handled it extremely well and looked calm the entire time
>>222421713Angela never really had a lot of power or influence in BB26, she won first HOH and basically showed that she was untrustworthy and would turn on people when she wanted to
kirsten from rhap looks like a pornstar. too bad she's annoying
>>222421830which pornstar
>>222421857Your mom
>>222421857not sure exactly. trying to figure it out
>>222421531do you really think the button does anything? grodner is choosing the rewards and punishments
>>222421713angela is always the victim
>>222422121nah I was mostly shitposting. obv grod isn’t gonna allow there to be like 3 punishments left and then the fans get to vote for most hated in the house
>>222421713they only coddle to her this season because she's a vet. people were eventually annoyed as fuck with angela. even t'kor would talk shit about her meltdowns and she never expressed herself that way
KING KAMU
>>222421713Haley is so hated that even though Angela's clearly in the wrong, they're on her side
>>222422212when you really think about it, its not much of a punishmentthey went from this to being tethered
>>222422278the worst part is having to shower and go to the bathroom together
lala looked like THAT????
>>222422278>>222422295they went from hanging out together all the time to hanging out together all the time
taylor broke down her feelings about every houseguest but skipped over the icons completely for some reason. i wanted to hear what she thought of them
od talking about "forbidden fruits" movie
>>222422398is mallory just cool with melody resting her foot on her leg like that
>>222422398why is her big toe so big
>>222422398>>222422431kek
>>222422398Long ashley feet
How did Dee get away with not telling Devens she won the BB Bribe? I think he told her right away when he won Diamond Veto. Aren't the houseguests speculating about who went in the BB time capsule?
BLINDSIDE BUTTERBEANS
>>222422487That's the biggest pear I've ever seen
>>222422520once mal got her punishment she had to come clean cause everyone was speculating mal won the 2nd power. she spun it as being a useless power so she didnt tell him.
how are they gonna edit angela's meltdown to make her likable to the casuals?
>>222422596Thanks.
>>222422598by just making haley and chuk look like villains
my first cap of the season but now i never take any of dee. she kinda sucks
>>222422598they aren’t. this is the part of the season where grod turns on that bitch
i wish they had released more footage of rachel interacting with the house. wasn't she in there a couple days?
new years eve was cgi
>>222422574i could eat a pear for hours
>>222422677nah, we've got enough footage of that entitled cunt last season
this convo...
they had to cut away from big mal truth nukes
GIVE THEM BOOZE TONIGHT
There's no reason for them to be cutting the feeds for 20 seconds all the time.
>>222420826>>222421074you say this every season
>>222422829the threads last year were pretty good
melody doesn't like drew
>>222422874her actions say otherwise
we need to be pooping in the dishwasher
>>222422829Past few years were good. bb24 was good the first week and then crashed
another retarded plan by d&d
>>222422897drew is so touchy and follows her everywhere but melody doesn't reciprocate it, imo she just loves the attention and protection she gets from drew
devens just basically confirmed he’d use his diamond power of veto on dee
mal was a pea
>>222422926good. flush it next week and then the game actually begins
>>222422926Stupid as fuck seeing Dee deliberately kept her power from him but I think he's bored and wants to go home at this point
>>222422926absolutely shocking that the survivor alums suck at bb
>>222422997yeah i knew it would get to him eventually. he certainly doesn't want to make it to jury
shoutouts should be banned by productionput them on slop if they keep doing it
is kamu going to use veto?
>>222423044no
LALA AND TAYLOR GOTTA FUCKING GO - Dee
>>222421830she's a little based for hating angela and constantly trashing her
>Those thighs
>>222423110god damn!
>>222423110drew still following her around?
>>222423110
>>222423019Actually, they are running this house if you haven't noticed.
what could have been
>>222423110MLD needs to eat only eat oatmeal and exercise with Big Mal the rest of the show.
>>222423227I want to shove my face in there and die.
>>222423171The thread is dead, who gives a fuck
>>222423110looks like a cartoon ham
Haley Thotfartin
The Sun is coming (out).No Diddy.
I don’t like devens cause he gives off the same vibes ava did as desperately trying to win afp
it sucks so much devens won the dpov off rip
>>222423341It’ll probably be Angela unfortunately
Chud, siegHaley and KKKamu gotta go
Haley for blockbuster, Chuk gets evicted
>>222423110>>222423227aroma pontifications
the amount of sugar these people eat is insane. kamu just put more honey on a bowl of cereal than i have eaten in 2 or 3 years
>>222423568he's deflated a lot since the first day. I wonder if he's not allowed his usual stack of roids
>>222423568It looked like he poured over a cup of sugar in his rice krispies last night right before going to bed
is sniffing ass just a meme or do anons really think about that when they see a nice booty? My mind goes to fucking but never sniffing anything
kek angela questioning it mel and mal are actually being punished. she wants them to both be in eggs and chained together. shes a fucking psychopath
>>222423762just can’t believe an old, fat, and ugly woman would say such a thing
>>222423656>>222423676Will he out fat Fatt?
i like that fap just stopped playing the game this week
taylor called haley a red headed demon.. that feels microaggressive. im not even sure she realizes she is doing it
>>222423814wtf do you want them to do, they hold no power or sway other than votes
now the buddies have come to the conclusion that haley is jealous of lala and thats why she tried plotting angela and lala against each other
>>222423814what exactly is there to do game wise
camera right on tays crotch
>>222423692I got hard as rocks whenever I sniffed my first gf's butthole but I've never had another gf with a pussy/ass that smelled as good as hers. Absolutely no stinkiness or sourness. It's not enjoyable if the girl is fat or stinks at all.
>>222423952watching America have sex with another man is probably so hot
>>222423903>>222423912what are you two even talking about??? the house structure completely collapsed the past 72 hours and you saw new groups forming, even dee and devens were able to weasel there way into the new kamu, tay, lala and yash group because they didn't stop playingfap is not talking to anyone else but each other, nor trying to figure out what's going on, nor trying to get into anything. they just stopped playing the game kek
>>222423982 (me) If a woman is a normal weight, with a good diet, no drugs/alc/cigs, and good hygiene then her butthole is just going to smell like pure hormones and pheromones. It's like a drug.
>>222424035this is not true. drew and barrett have still been engaged with their main alliance as well as the side boys alliance. m&m never really gamed with anyone besides fap before this anyway. also when two people are tethered they always get taken out of the game to an extent because if you want to game with them you have to talk to both. same way it hurt cirie's game when she was tethered to dud. if you think angela is going to sit back and let d&d move to a new alliance without her you are cuckoo, like way out there
>>222424058You're going to want to smell and taste her poop to determine if you're a good match otherwise best to keep the relationship as friends.
sex with lala
melody hitting the block
yeah chuk you totally have a chance against barrett kek
fap is such a shit groupchuk and haley are both gonna target them if either stays, fap should be talking to them more
chuk might be one of the dumbest players ever. he's analyse tier
lyricfag seethes all day
chuk is actually pissing off kamu kek
>>222424638fraid so
that ant creeping up on chuk
taylor has a short torso. makes her legs look really long
>>222422521How would Danielle do in the BB28 house
>>222421713bb26 cast didnt, they hated her. only tucker would cater to her
Reminder this is a FAP board
>>222424773Leah too. Still does
is chuk an effortless ragebaiter
>>222424784whenever I see FAP I think of FOP from O Brother Where Art Thou and then I realized there is also an alliance called the Dapper Dans in the house. Kino
>>222424789only after the entire house abandoned angela and leah didnt have anyone else
for a guy who repeatedly gets punched in the head, kamu constructs really logical reasoning for what he does
That bacon looks scrumptious.
>>222424813aint this place a geographical oddity? two weeks from everywhere
Melody and Mallory are Medical Malpractice
odds faggett leaves against chuk?
>>222424927
>>222424865how hard is it when you are talking to a delusional retard?
>>222424987unlikely
>>2224249870%you all hate him but the house loves him
>>222424987would need cookout + anti-vet votes coalition assembled
>>222424865>Kamu(during tea party massacre): What was the point of this, Jason? >Jason: You started this, KamuSure,Anon. He is always logical except when he is not.
>>222422520I think privately he might be a little mad even if the power is shit, but there's no reason to break their alliance over it now. Now her telling fucking Kamu and still not having told Angela might cause the mother of all melties from the cunty karen
>>222425112exact opposite
>>222424987zero he's the vet's pet
>>2224249870%he's pissing off the entire house and kamu is trying to set him up to throw blockbuster to big thog. which is best case scenario desu
Tay's titties sittin right
anything happen today so far?
>>222425866dead season
>>222425866i don't know i'm scared
Sex with Latrice
someone needs to rev up ang again for another melty
>>222425932>cacklesTHAT'S SOOOOO FUNNY. OH MA GAAAAAH. *cackles* LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU, BABY!
>>22242594090s Latrice >>222422310 or now Latrice?
>>222425039Yeah it didn't even make sense in my head before I posted it
what is zoomie dan up to today bros?
>>222425866kamu trying to get chuk to throw blockbuster. that's about it
>>222426018been in the pool a lot
how come people are calling it the tea party "massacre" even though it was boring as fuck and just a light confrontation? Is the bar for modern big brother really that low?
One of the things I like about modern BB and I know I'm in the minority about this, is that it's much more pleasant. The more likable people there are, the more people I root for.
>>222426035What’s his reasoning?
drew lookin sexo
>>222426132>Is the bar for modern big brother really that low?pretty much. big brother has been neutered. feeds cut from anything slightly controversial. house guest self censor themselves as well.
has drew sang at all in the house?https://www.tiktok.com/@drewcampbell69/video/7623496947021745422?lang=en
These people sit there for 5 minutes grinding pepper into their food.
barrett to chuk>i could see you with an english bulldogwhat did he mean by this
>>222426387They're grinding the steel cut oats
>>222423952America was fucking 3 guys before taking this picture
>>222426244>dude you'd totally have the votes to stay but haley wouldn'tyeah it's dumb but so is chuk
>>222426525He’s trying to convince him that Barrett will go over Chuk?
>>222426455Oh wow
so haley truly believes kamu isnt using the veto because he doesnt want to lose devens
I'm sorry I can't listen to this bitch whine and complain all day
>>222426664
Capchad you better be taking shots of Melody with her legs spread
>>222426604I would lick the bike seat clean
>>222426132kamu called it that before he ever did it. he said its going to be a tea party massacre
>haley: i played this game way too selfless
>>222426828which one
>>222426604bikefus <3
Melodys asshole probs smells good and and a fient smell of shit.
>>222426869Both.
>haley: im literally so fucking kind, that's what pisses me off
melody is just not attractive lyric mogged her
>>222426937why mal giving charlixcx here
>>222414881Bless
>>222426968mal is brat
mel confirming that shes a druggie rave whore
Those adult summer camps are trashy af. Smelly gross hippie orgies
>>222426604
>>222426988She already said that weeks ago
>>222426929Monkey trying to sound smart.
>>222426988she went to ASU
lyric had a big lead in the puzzle and choked hard kek what a loser
What will chuks interview with julie be like
>>222427003kek is this an old school porno?
ang is sus of lala and taylor now
>>222427027that was crazy. i think it was the pegs not quite fitting into the holes. thats what drew was saying. he just kinda smashed them together to form the picture
At least they didn’t make them watch Paw Patrol in the HOH room. I wonder what movie they’ll get this season
>>222427093who is angela targeting now? i know she was talking to devens yesterday about the "couples" = FAPbut i dont know who her actual current target is
Not a fan of the Eve and Eve camera angles, at all. This isn't Love Island.
https://x.com/SelfEvicted_BB/status/2086545836347970022/video/1?s=46kek so Lala was hot and also made house music?
>>222427069I think it is a Tinto Brass movie. Don't remember the name.
>>222427146Probably Taylor and Drew again
the eves are running this house
>>222427167jesus christ calm down mel
>>222427338we are sat
>>222427164Always loved this song so props to LaLa. Iirc her cousin or a family member was in Sly & the Family Stone or Kool & the Gang which is pretty cool
Have Melody and Mallory had that conversation with Angela they said they were going to have?
>>222427454I’m not sure what convo you mean but they did do this
>>222427338Go to bed morgan. You need the rest.
>>222423396Nah. Has a returning player ever won it?
>Haley: Who would you put up next week?>Chuk: Someone in the Red Corner.>Haley: Who?>Chuk: I will find out who. I have to sit with who I would do that to. Lala is going to be up. It's going to be Lyric...>Haley: Lyric is not here.
>>222427638nicole
>>222427656lel
>>222427656chuk's technicians haven't updated the latest patch yet for him
based chuk hates the powers
>>222427790Wypipo broke off da nose so dat us negroes would neva know the truth about da pyramids
>all 4 cams on chuk and haleythis is the new t'snore and chemo feeds
>>222427830chuck finna pull out oppressed nigerian cowboy card in eviction speech and stay over useless superfan
>>222427674AFP?
>>222427167mel def wouldn't last long in a spin class
>Chuk says if he wins HoH next week he would put up Lala, Mallory, and either Angela or Kamui love the way his mind works
>>222427656lots of cte cowboys have graced the big brother house
>>222427936>MalloryCHUK 4 NEVER HOH
>>222427868Unironically the best option this week. Fuck gayrratt
>>222427790did they...?
>>222427790
>>222427936KINO chuk gotta stay
>>222427164She apparently has two Grammies.>>222427380Her uncle is Kool
>>222428024
can't wait to see lala beat kamu in an hour and a half!!
>>222428024post-lauren depression be hitting zach hard
they're taking it all
Woweeee booty
>>222428169
>>222428190Mal cheek mogs mel
>>222428024>>222428024gilf gigolo maxxin
>>222417959Sup Taran sounds like the monkeypox meds are making you cranky again
That was a long dr session for Dee. What do we think her new marching orders are?
>>222428120kek drew snaped at mel
>>222427823She's nubian which are the descendants of the egyptians crossed with the africans. So those are her ancestors.
lauren posting with zach
>>222428120these my dawgs fr
>>222428434dee is a HOE WHORE
Yash is running this house
>>222428353
>>222428434>>222428354LEWD
>>222428468many are saying this
>>222428031>Her uncle is Koolthat is cool, more interesting than whoever Lyric's dad is
>haley: im basically janelle
>>222428554both retards so that tracks
>>222428468
It’s sad how Haley is clearly in love with kamu and he hates her… further proof nice girls finish last.
>>222428441hi
>>222428605BYE
>>222428190Rightie tightie, leftie loosey
>>222428605hi!
>>222428603>It’s sad how Haley is clearly in love with kamuI don't see it. She acts like a coldfish with him like she does everyone else.
>>222428602
Dee was in the DR for like 3 hours????
>>222428674She was talking to Angela how she was crushing on him and he liked her back last week.
>>222428729the fix is in
>>222428720she got that arm SWINGING
>>222428720THE WALK
>>222428603he liked her up until she openly refused to believe him after the blindside. if anything he still prefers her to chuk says it all
>>222428729really? makes sense, when lala saw her he said everyone was asking where she was
angela like that fat caterpillar from a bugs life on that hot tub couch
>>222428024DELET THIS
>>222428354>>222428434>>222428472Girl I know sends me pics angled like this all the time.I dont get it. What does it mean?
>>222428856Thats them trying to be funny
>>222428856being silly
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
We only have 45 more minutes with Eve and Eve
>>222429012>veining for control
>>222429012tea will be spilled and wigs will be snatched
>>222429012You can't post tweets like this without showing how many likes it has so we know whether to care
>>222428856she want your magnum dog up in her booty cheeks bro
>>222429042drew hard just thinking about his upcoming alone time
>>222426988>mel confirming that shes a druggie rave whoreliteral perfection
>>222429012Well seeing as Taylor has 3 people on her side while Dee has the rest of the house it’s pretty obvious who will win. Excluding the power Rick devens has to get Taylor tossed on the block even if kamu or yash wins.
>>222429012the actual most dangerous player
>>222429012chills. there's nothing more powerful than intelligent colored women who are capable of being ruthless
>>222429012>veining
>>222429115he won’t waste dpov on dee especially after her lying to him about the power, does have to worry about her telling the house about it though
NEW>>222429209>>222429209>>222429209>>222429209>>222429209
>>222429163he did say today he'd use it on her if they needed to. but yeah, idk if he actually would
