HE IS RISEN editionprevious: >>222432244
Wow. That fucking sucked.
based ulf
Welp, that's it for another 2 years.
Go one baldhead, git.
rate the season
why didnt he kill the kinslayer
Damn I was hoping that would be better
What the fuck happened to Daeron?
kinose
>>222433218What the fuck was the whole point of Helaena showing up in Daemon's dream?
>>222433218> greencel committed the to the hightower larp just to get a sharp blade up the ass Kekaroo
>>222433218They didn't even expan on this.. it was just left for another 2 years later are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???
why couldnt daemon just got on caraxes and get rid of ulfwhy did they have to abandon the town after a clear victory
Rhaneyra should've said "She didn't fly so good at the end"
>>22243325710/10 I loved it
>>2224332570/10>>222433260maybe he is dead and they will never found his body like the book
Why were Daemon and Corlys there
AEGON AND ULF ARE POWER CARRYING THIS SEASON
i thought it was gonna be 90 min ep
>>222433218>have we started the fire?
Yeah, the best I can say that this season was... what we expect from season in post-covid, slow, nothing happens, burning all the budget on last episode to keep audiences interested on the product...It was fun, but holy shit... we lost so many time in plots that went nowhere.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish”
>>222433270>the whole city is dead and lord hightower is deadok but wahts the fucking point of staying in a burned city retard
>>2224332573/10. I no longer hate this show I'm apathetic. Dunk and Egg is better.
I only watch Aegon scenes
>>222433270There will be a second battle for tumbleton
>>222433264can someone please explain the sewing to me like im 5 years old
Aemond my husbandtAegon my husbandt's older brother Daeron my husbandt's younger brotherI have three holes
>Ulf, Hugh and Corlys turned green in one episodeWtaf am I watching right now?
>if not for ulf saving his life, daemon would have gotten killed by jon roxtonBASED
ormund lived and will be the shepherd, trust the plan
>>222433232The big problem here is Daemon isn’t at Tumbleton in the book so they have to insert him in a way that doesn’t significantly alter that outcome.
>it took three seasons for Rhaenyra to become interesting
>>222433218This was fucking terribleThis was asinine on so many levelsDaeron the daring turned into Daeron the surrender ff at 15 cuntNo resolution to the battle, 2 years of cliffhangerHaelena killed herself not for Maelor but for NO FUCKING REASONHomelander tier death for OrmundI don't think I am being extreme when I say that Condal and Hess should be brought in chain to the Dreadfort and fucking SKINNED ALIVE
The fight scenes sucked, the main characters just parry riposte over and over again with no variation
>>222433323not corlys
>>222433303because not all the hightowers are dead
>>222433266>committed the to theGood morning saar
>season finale>aemond still sleeping in harrenhal >aegon still getting only his contracted 2 minutes per episode scene
>>222433218I didn't like it :(
The battle was cool desu
>>2224332572/10
>"AND RODDY, ORMOND, DAEMON... wherever you are out there! FUCK YOU TOO!"
>>222433321Alys, please.
Ormund died because of his smell issue you guys guessed it
>>222433265Show only retardation.
>Cahrlie Kirk gets get by a knife in the ass bu the cryptojew factionChuds absolutely destroyed lmao
>aegon and aemond are going to tumbletonTHE BROS ARE BACK
>>222433257Crazy someone AIed this and made us think it was real
>>222433324*raped
>>222433323I don’t know if you noticed by Ulf torched Greens too.
Uh why does Helena who is shown to be suicidal and escaped once not have any guards?And Corlys who was originally a prisoner and held in captivity in Daemon's camp somehow broke free?
Corr what a final, alright lads, will see you in 3 years for season 4
Did Daeron die
I told you guys Ormund's death would be humiliating.
>>222433350>aegon still getting only his contracted 2 minutes per episode scene>gets no screentime>pisses on every other character anywaysHow does he do it?
>>222433348Kirk yourself :)
>>2224332577.5/10 I actually had fun unlike last season
BOLD Jon Roxton will show Lady Footly his ORPHAN-MAKER next season I suppose...
>>222433257breddy guud
>>222433338>significantly alter that outcome.Like they give a fuck about following book continuity.
>does absolutely nothing for 3 seasons other than kill a little kidMost overrated character?
Would Renly have survived?
Mid as expected, definitely better than last season but that's faint praise. Jon Roxton got me ROCK HARD and Aegon & Aemond were great as always.
>>222433344>not corlysDaemon literally said he's a traitor.>>222433388>I don’t know if you noticed by Ulf torched Greens too.I don't think the Greens noticed, it was only a few.
>>2224332574/10 and a little better than the second season. Ormund, Aegon and Larys steal the show.
What did we learn this season, /got/hotd/dunk/?
Did not half Ulf vs Hugh twist on the bingo card
>>222433270Yup, it makes no sense. As per usual with this show.
>>222433424*sexiest character
>>222433396>And Corlys who was originally a prisoner and held in captivity in Daemon's camp somehow broke free?There is no way you miss the 5 minute scene with corlys and gwayne plus daemon and roderik
>>222433425If he worse a mask this wouldn't have happened
>>222433218The blowjob brothers being back together was the best part
well... see you in fucking 2 years then
>>222433424He better get that witch pregnant ASAP.
>>222433218Can we PLEASE get more Mysaria scenes? They're soooo good. When Mysaria told Helaena>You should kill yourself. That will teach her.It was soooo good.
why was aegon so rude to aemond wtf is his problem...
>>222433424He planned both rooks rest and the triarchy, making him responsible for killing 3 dragons and half the velaryon fleet
>>2224332574/8
Daemon got his eye gouged out?
>>222433431Keep your expectations on the floor and you will never be disappointed only pleasantly surprised.
>>222433377WE ARE ORMUND, WE LIGHT THE WAY
>>222433388>I don’t know if you noticed by Ulf torched Greens too.So it's weird cause Silverwing was flying with Dareon's dragon and Vhagar at end.
>>222433257Rape/10
>>222433428That's called hyperbole you autist.
>they only have one season to wrap things upkek, they fucked so badly
>>222433377When will they learn that media is catered to us, not them?
>>222433457Daemon went in and got out unscathed because in the books he wasn't there
>>222433349>Jon v Night King was set up for years the fuck you meanyeah and it was the most reddit shit in the dhow>le heckin epic staredown between the hero and big bad at hardhomean 8000 year old entity focused on killing all life wouldn't give a fuck about a random teenager
>>222433257YOUSOOORPAH/10
>>222433444We can watch Dunk together next year maybe?
>>222433431Condal and Hess deserve public execution
That didn't feel like a season finale.
Why were they fighting over that random city again?
>brazilians are mad at Helaena because she called rhaenyra uglyThese favela monkeys think she was talking physical appearance Kek
Did I miss a scene after the bad pussy scene or did that Rhaenyra fire Mysaria for no reason?
>>222433457>Daemon got his eye gouged out?I sure hope so. Punished Daemon storyline.
>>222433482He got his eye gouged out. Didnt he have a dream of him wearing an eyepatch last season?
>>222433377HPOLY TRVKE DGIITS
>>222433257like 4/10 but at least we had some fun moments unlike s2 that was 99% boring
>>222433485>an 8000 year old entity focused on killing all life wouldn't give a fuck about a random teenagerWhy? Did you talk to him?
Next season is going to be packed. Main characters dying every episode. The pacing is going to be fucked.
>>222433431At a certain point I can't really blame the writers. I bring it on myself.
>>222433218Heres hoping mysra finally dies this episode and has no flash backs of her cunny
>>222433495Budget limitations
>>222433270>why did they have to abandon the town after a clear victoryBecause in the show, Ulf decimates the black host. Because of his treachery, they lost the ability to hold the city.
>>222433317helaena showing that she knew what was coming and instead of saying it she expressed it in that way?
>>222433489>Condal and Hess deserve public executionThe most evil humans in existence and worse than D&D.
>>222433341This, all of it.
>>222433489Any xitterfags itt need to relay these sentiments to them. Idk who the retards or normies were that sent threats to Rhys or Fabien but that energy needs to be redirected.
>>222433528what is coming
Why did she send Mysaria away?
>>222433425>WE LIGHT THE WA-AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>222433485>yeah and it was the most reddit shit in the dhowNo. That was having a character not ever involved in that storyline get the kill>>222433485>an 8000 year old entity focused on killing all life wouldn't give a fuck about a random teenagerYou don't know that. He probably has some beef with the guy who was revived specifically to fight his kind
>>222433497Are these Brazilians in the room with us right now?
>>222433431so why did she kill herself? because rhae made her eat some goyslop?
>>222433544rhaenyra's downfall
>>222433517Will be announced they are splitting it into 4a through to d, each portion has 8 episodes
>>222433528ty for your reply but what is coming this show is so confusing to me
>>222433270>why couldnt daemon just got on caraxes and get rid of ulfCause Dareon, Aemond and Aegon were coming. He was out numbered.
>>222433341>Condal and Hess should be brought in chain to the Dreadfort and fucking SKINNED ALIVEToo merciful tbqh
>>222433341Haelena killed herself because Rhaenyra gave her a really bad tasting meal
>>222433338They completely ruined Haelena's suicide by ruining B&C, why not just ruin some more?
>>222433431That women shouldn't be allowed to direct or write GRRM shows.
>>222433218is this it?
Ok a finale should have a climax then a cooldown and setup into the next season. This basically climaxed and ended.
>>222433431This show is fun when there are memable characters, and boring once they kill them off
>>222433566they would have had no idea about that
>>222433555no because of what rhaenyra lover told her when leaving the castle
>>222433498She's her master of whispers and she did jack shit to root out the insurgents in King's Landing and then Aegon's return came as a complete jump scare. Rare moment of clarity for RhaeRhae.
REEEE WHERE IS THE HUGH TURN?
>>222433498>>222433545I think the news of Aegon's return made her realize that Mysaria was just telling her what she wanted to hear instead of the truth
I did not like that force feeding scene.Very mean
>nobody ever gave a single shit or second thought about Cole after he diedKWAB
>>222433544winter
>>222433561she cant die she is the star of the show
>>222433431Chuds will seethe at anything
based ulf dabbing on all the highbornes
>>222433572We also don’t get the great Maeloring with Helaena already suiciding.
>>222433566Why didn't he just teleport to Caraxes like Ulf and the Hightower men at arms teleported behind the Black's lines to Silverwing
>elinda having to fire mysaria for rhaenyrashe deserves better
>>222433598thats GOT silly
>>222433270because Daemon's not even supposed to be there
>>222433579>Ok a finale should have a climax then a cooldown and setup into the next season. This basically climaxed and ended.This should have been episode 7 honestly. Everything just exploded in the last 40 minutes.
>>222433569We need to be more vocal.>>222433570
>>222433270He was kind of in the middle of the city fighting for his life against Retard Roxton. He didn't really have the chance until the rest of the army had surrendered. At the end it seemed Caraxes was following Hugh on his own, and Vermithor chasing Caraxes so it would've been hard to catch him and kill him two on one.
>>222433595Greencels get what they fucking deserve
>sister you have to eat and maybe we can watch bugs together?>fuck you and you're ugly what the FUCK was her problem
>>222433626She was right
>>222433604her tits were nice and big and worthy of her admiration
ormund got fucked in the ass LOL
The greens lost this fight and now ulf and hugh are a new faction
>>222433498>>222433586>>222433589It was Mysaria's idea to claim Aegon died. Now he looks like he was resurrected by the Gods themselves, when Rae Rae is already having issues with the church.
The season finale was written by Ti Mekkel, George’s writing assistant. when George dies ASOIAF will be over if she ghost writes Winds of Winter.
>>222433595>how did he die>badlykek
>>222433626Autism, undiagnosed
>>222433570Isn't the implication that it had the morning after pill in it?
I thought the whole Aegon and Aemond scene at Harrenhal was a dreambut its not its literally just Aemond having guilt out of nowhere and Aegon being willing to forgive after wanting to kill him the entire season
>>222433607The true dragon cares not for the Andal or Valyrian
>>222433626she was right. Rhae went mad and schizoranted to everyone
If Hugh disobeyed orders to not leave King's Landing, is he a traitor?
where starks always such insufferable faggots?they dress like retards, they act like uncivilized savages, and now they're even doing the fucking haka??? what the fuck
>>222433647I hope she dies before George then
Cannibalchads we gonna be eatin good The only way to win is to not play
>>222433595Maybe Aemond and Aegon will be a little sad eventually
>>222433652No that's not implied at all.
>>222433626she was 100% right and had spoilers without being able to do anything about it
What are we thinking of Ulfs double crossing and Aegon rejoining with Aemond bros?
Sheepstealer already forgotten
>>222433626Being too based
>>222433647I mean it was the best episode of the season but that isnt saying much
>>222433431All Targs must die
>>2224332578/10
>>222433673>Ulfs double crossing and Aegon rejoining with Aemond bros?both kino
>>222433653he needs vaegar
how would you react if your queen murdered your religious leaders and went on schizo pagan rants about bullshit no one's ever heard of, /kpg/?
roddy's scenes saved this season
>Aegon went full joker and just APPEARS at Harrenhal but isn't gonna kill Aemond...because>Allan is suddenly ride or die for Rhaenyra>Also Rhaenyra just decided to be full on Dragon Hitler after hearing about Aegon>Hugh runs into the city purely so he can hold his dead wife in his arms and go NOOOOOO>>222433647So do you think she lets George just lay all his eight on her when they fuck or does she strictly only ride on top to avoid suffocating?
>>2224332575/10, they tried
>>222433673>What are we thinking of Ulfs double crossing and Aegon rejoining with Aemond bros?Kinda based honestly
>>222433673The former was kinoThe latter has potential
>>222433671Pretty sure it was
>>222433653Aegon is smart enough to know he needs Aemond and more so Vhagar Aemond having a turn of heart is pretty retarded though
i do not like ulf
>>222433379>aegon, aemond and daeron fly towards kings landing>credits hit>the boys are back in town starts playing
Sure was a lot of teleportation this episode>Daemon off his dragon and onto his horse after burning the front gate>Ulf to his dragon in the countryside from inside the city >Helena into a spike kek
>>222433673>Aegon rejoining with Aemond bros?Kino>Ulfs double crossingIt's whatever, because they didn't add the episode of the season that's supposed to show us the end of this and his arc and prepare us for the next, so I have no fucking idea where he even is right now
>>222433644It was Alicent's idea
>>222433691>*mumbles gibberish* >RRRAAAAGGGHHHH>*mumbles more gibberish*
>>222433661I’m glad we got the 3 minutes of Haka dancing instead of more time with aegon/aemond or more build up for Hugh’s betrayal. Hugh found his dead poo wife and screamed it was about a 2 second scene, but you best believe we’re gonna watch a character do a gay little dance.
>>222433673>aegon, aemond, and daeron scenes together next seasonKINO
It's kinda crazy Adam/Alyn/Bald one killed the High Septon isn't? That's a crazy plot point that just kinda happened very quickly
>Alicent is barely in the episode and has 0 lines>Best episode of this otherwise shit season
Now hear me out, this may be controversial, and don't kill the messenger, and please forgive my candor, but man she's cute.
Funny how rekt in Daemon get when he have to fight a armored opponent.
>Condom forgor the Velaryons worship the Seven
Why the ever loving fuck was Ormund keeping Ulf a secret from Gwyen and Dareon?
>>222433701Not at all.
>Listen, you may not believe me, but in the future a horde of undead ice wizards is going to cross that great wall in the North during a great winter and is going to attack Westeros with a host of zombies and only the Prince That was Promise can stop them>That is me, I'm that Prince(ss)>Yeah, they won't get past Winterfell, and the Winter will only last a few months, and Dragons aren't really needed to defeat these undead ice monsters since you could fight them with a small army of mercenaries and barbarians from the east, and even a small child could theoretically kill their king with a small knife if she got some ninja training>But I'm the chosen one, so believe me
>>222433690Nothing cause I'm 4 states away from washington DC and none of that shit is ever gonna touch me.
>>222433704All of the dragonseeds suck
>>222433715kek everyone is turning on her
Hate her enough yet?
>>222433734he was going to win
>>222433673With Ormund's passing (RIP the true king, too good for this show) the bros gotta carry what's left of this series, so I'm all for it.
>>222433673Ormund not killing Ulf, and only beating an humiliating him was the highest tier of retardation on his part. Why would you piss off someone with a dragon, and then escort him back to his dragon?Did he just have such a low opinion of low borns that he thought Ulf would remain loyal despite a beating?
Why didn’t he mention the other dragon eggs in the castle to his brother?
>aegon's plan>find vhagar>go to tumbleton and sort out ormund and daeron>go to king's landing and winWill it work?
>>222433733She has a deformed jew face.
>>222433425First Aemond now this, what's with all the blackcels trying to stab a man in the ass, were they the real rapist faction all along?
Good thing Omrund died, because he would have alot of explaining to do to the one true king.
>tfw the whore is schizoing in front of everyone
>Preston thinks season 3 is better than season 1
HE IS RISENSUNFYRE IS ALIVERESURRECTED TO TAKE THE THRONE IN THE NAME OF THE SEVEN THAT ARE ONE
>>222433738im not gonna lie she gets me weewee hard in that scene
>>222433690probably go to the pub and have an ale with the lads
aegon the good: forgives his brother for attempted murder when he sees he's truly repentant, puts the good of the realm above revenge and plans to spare his traitorous uncle and other brother because they're needed to put an end to the queen of bastards' evil reignrhaenyra the cruel: burns children alive, sends subhumans to destroy her own allied cities, murders unarmed religious leaders, causes the autist princess to commit suicidehow is this a hard choice, again?
>>222433715>insolence runs in your filthy ape bloodWhat did Rhaenyra mean by this?
>>222433738Ivanka Trump kills Trump and starts speaking Hebrew how would you react?
>>222433669We stay back and eat the kino.
>>222433764Nigga please, what are you even saying
>>222433749How did she write House to be so homoerotic in an entertaining way yet Rhaenyra's lesbian shenanigans are the most boring ships in the show?
>>222433690So I don't have to go to church anymore?
>>222433738Rhaegar read this speech in the archives and kidnapped Lyanna because of it
>had to feature Al*cent at the endWorst part of the episode unironically
>>222433713based
>>222433755>Why would you piss off someone with a dragon, and then escort him back to his dragon?the more retarded part of this is Ulf still doing what he wanted... mostly
>>222433673>Ormund turns Ulf because of the Daemon incident>Does the same thing to him anywaysbit silly that
>>222433788Women are Sers?
Outside of Rook's Rest and Tumbleton, the Greens have literally zero army.
>>222433736To create pointless fucking drama so they can backstab him so corlys can liveThe writers are fucking retarded>>222433772He has always been fucking retarded but I hope you're lying
Here's your queen bro
I seriously don't get why normies worship daemon so much. him getting his shit pushed in by that big green guy was legit one of the most hype moments in the entire season for me
>>222433691Maybe 14 years ago, now the whole fvarkin epic chingus viking thing is firmly reddit.
>>222433718Why is the north so fucking gay and retarded? I thought they were supposed to be the chads of the realm.
>>222433789Classic pitfall of overindulgent self-inserting.
She got the Pope killed.She's insane.
>>222433738Funniest scene in HotD. Her just babbling her nonsense in front of a crowd of illiterate peasants who probably have 0 idea about anything she's talking about had me howling.
>>222433807Baratheons are coming to save the day! Any minute now... soon...
>>222433809>I hope you're lyingI wish I wasTrey just hopped on and fucking hated this episode so it's getting good now
>>222433788Why was a lady bastard allowed at the war council?
>>222433805Her name is not ser garibald.
>>222433789By design, when you view every writing decision through the lens of “Does this anger the chuds?” or “Does this avert the male gaze?” then everything makes complete sense.
MY GOAT. SHOW SOME RESPECT
>>222433821you can't just go around calling things i like reddit
Why are they making Jon Roxton a cool badass when he was a rapist in the book, but then they made ormund a homelander even though he was just a normal guy in the book
>>222433813I used to cheer for Daemon but his treatment of Ulf was unacceptable so I was laughing the whole time he got his ass handed to him by a rando
>>222433841I KNEEL TO THE GREAT JON
>>222433788That she has a enormous hook nose, fat pads and a chin wider than her jaw.In short; she looks like a thumb with a huge nose.I know this will not be a popular sentiment in Mumbai.
>>222433761Well Vhagar is the most experienced dragon. Blacks only have Caraxes and a bunch of newb retards.
>>222433755Ulf and Silverwing were the only hope they had of winning Personally Ulf should have just hopped on his dragon and fucked off >Did he just have such a low opinion of low borns that he thought Ulf would remain loyal despite a beating?Honestly yes
>>222433807>the Greens have literally zero army.You're looking at 'em asshole
>>222433850Yet you suck off Ormund for doing the same thing to Ulf
>>222433841>beat the shit out of the rogue cuck>only stopped by a videogame cutsceneBOLD JON BOLD JON
>>222433835>>222433788Who is she then?
>>222433841>he remembered JaehaerysTHAT'S MY FUCKING LORD RIGHT THERE
>>222433755Ormund is a retard with a short temper with a very valid reason to be pissed since this was his whole goddamn plan. Though all Ormund had to do was give Ulf a fucking handler to go hang out at the Tavern with him that had the discipline not to get shitfaced.
From 1 to 10 this dude levels of retarded are just astronomical. >>222433805They can be if they want. They are medieval, but not beasts, you know.
>>222433824But who is she self inserting ass? All the female characters except Alys and Helaena are so bad I can't tell >>222433837Ah, so she lost her talent to terminal TDS....sad, many such cases
>Preston says this is THE BEST EPISODE OF HOTD SO FAR>Aegon scene in Harrenhal was "the worst part of it"
>>222433807That's because GRRM decided to write HOTD that Riverlands had infinite men
so is alys like 200 or something? she's a megamilf?
>>222433837>every writing decision through the lens of “Does this anger the chuds?” or “Does this avert the male gaze?”That's based though
>>222433833she's a highborn lady not a bastard. She marries Cregan Stark at the end of this. There's no way Stark marries a blackwood bastard he randomly meets south.
>>222433673i like ulf but ormund was retarded, why snap at the last moment? why would ulf help him if he treats him like scum? he just had to keep up the pretenses for a little longer
>>222433841First time they ever even said this was Jon Troxton
>>222433841ROCK HARD FOR ROXTON
>>222433807Yeah and Blacks don’t have an army either anymore and no money
>>222433867Ormund wank is a meme done in fun, daemon wank is unironic
>>222433888at least tree fifty
I think I missed a scene, why did Rhaenyra send Mysaria away so suddenly? Did her pussy taste that bad?
Ormund looked like he enjoyed getting stabbed up the bum
>>222433873https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Alysanne_Blackwood
>no more lesbian domination sex your grace.
>>222433882He was RIGHT. Aegon is the legal king and now that everyone knows she alive he cant just crown Rhae. Killing the Pope will do literally nothing to help her.
>>222433733Whos this bitch? Is she even a named character?
>>222433772Preston didn't think that Jaime and Brienne were going to be a thing, when their first fight is literally GRRM writing a sex scene as a dual, with deflowering included. Preston is not as smart or insightful as he thinks.
>>222433883>lost her talentVery bold, even brazen of you to assume she had any to begin with.
>>222433669>>222433784meta kino since he sat out the war in the books as well. Based boomer dragon has no patience for targshit nonsense
>>222433776>this is who the Pope said was the rightful king chosen by the Gods
>>222433883>Who is the asian lesbian inserting as in this scenario where the asian seductress woos the powerful white ladyWe....just can't know.
>>222433811would
>>222433882Yeah but it's cool to have a High Septon (fictional universe Pope) who is...>firm on his religious beliefs>willing to die for those beliefs>doesn't back down against bullies>upholds the laws of goodnessHe's in the highest heaven as a saint now.
Ok why didn't they finish them off? They still had a huge numbers advantage. Ulf left.
>>222433920She must be so bad at fucking for this to happen
>WE ARE THE BLOOD OF OLD VALYRIA>BTFO by God's weakest Andalwhat did Daemon mean by this
>>222433914after she spoke with her lover uncle to rule the world she didnt need a pussy licker
are we getting peake next season
>>222433715how come evil rhaenyra make me sexually aroused? same thing happened with mad queen dany...
>>222433888Not quite, she'd be in her late 100s I think. Like 180s?
>>222433914She felt Mysaria was making her too soft by counseling her to go against Daemon's ruthless pragmatism and conquer or whatever.
>whitewash rahenyra completely>then make her do a 180 where she becomes comically evilThey didn't plan any of that shit
Daemon was just starting to get the upper hand. Roxton was done for if not for that dragon saving him.
I was just flying around eating sheep and having the time of my life...
>>222433718Now as I had predicted, Hugh will be free to rape. All of Tumbleton getting raped by Ulf and Hugh in the S4 premier. Daeron better run.
Does Mysaria getting fired and exiled imply that, even though she was a whore most of her life, that's she's shit in bed, and not worth keeping as even a sex slave?
did ormund even exist in the books or is he a show only meme character
ulfniggas... we finally got our redemption
>>222433959sounds like dany
>>222433958this right here
>>222433761how is aegon supposed to sneak vore rhaenyra at dragonstone now
So where does Ulf go from here? he can't work with either the blacks or the greens after this right?
>>222433959>>222433978kek yo why are targ ladies insane
What does Mysaria do, she's a terrible spymaster and a terrible whore, why is she still here?
>>222433788This show is taking notes from shows like Vikings and The Last Kingdom were you just have badass female warriors knocking about and nobody caresI mean for those shows it makes sense but not for HOTD where patricarchy is a major themedoes patricarchy exist in this world or not?
Bros….
>>222433733Witcher 4 Ciri crossover
>>222433841>kinslayer, babe killer, heathen!unthinkably based
>>222433595>>222433623And he still lives rent-free in all of your heads.
>>222433920Cute Elinda>>222433972he existed but was super one note, pretty much just exists to die to roddy in this battle.
>>222433988well shes not anymore
>>222433931Anyone got a version of this I can read
>>222433972Show only meme character (he was referenced by name like once in the book with no character description or personality, they made him from scratch)
>>222433972He does. When he dies his son starts fucking Ormund's wife.
>>222433923>Aegon is the legal king and now that everyone knows she alive he cant just crown Rhae.Yeah, but he should have been quick of his feet not to deliver such blow directly to the queen with a fucking small army on her back. >Killing the Pope will do literally nothing to help her.Yet he basically asked for that. Dude had zero politik attribute on him
>>222433985Ulf will die first episode next season for sure because he's an unreliable drink loser
>>222433788It's starting to take me out that pretty much everyone but Rhaenyra, Daemon and Alicent only have 1 costume they wear in every single scene.
>>222433841>jon roxton>greatjon umber>jon snow>jon arrynis Jon the westeros equivalent of Chad? I don't think there's a non-badass Jon in the series. Even Connington was a good fighter even if he's a faggot
>>222433992I will miss her man
BlacksSyrax — Rhaenyra TargaryenCaraxes — Daemon TargaryenSeasmoke — Addam of HullMoondancer — Baela TargaryenTyraxes — Joffrey VelaryonStormcloud — Aegon the YoungerGreensVhagar — Aemond TargaryenSunfyre — Aegon IIDreamfyreTessarion — Daeron TargaryenSilverwing — UlfHughVermithor — Hugh HammerOther / wild dragonsThe Cannibal — wild dragon on DragonstoneGrey Ghost — wild dragon on DragonstoneDeadVermax — Jacaerys Velaryon Sheepstealer ?
>>222433972He is not much of a character but he is not a fucking joke
They dropped some wild Alys lore this episode and no one gives a fuck, she's immortal?
>>222433690Based. Septons are always insufferable cunts. I was very happy that they let Alyn chimp out on this one.
>>222434023It appears so
>>222433972>a fucking goon bee in my generalDeklein by december
I KNEEL
>>222433989It exists when the writers can use it to explain why Rhaenyra causes so much suffering through her inaction and woman level abilities of decision making (ie. none). It doesn't exist when they can insert a tranny or some dyke looking cunt to be le heckin epic bad ass.
Can't believe Daeron didn't fucking mount Tessarion once through the season. He's somehow the complete opposite of "the daring". Gwayne had been a fine a likeable character but this episode he went Alicent level retarded and traitorous. >>222433498She was a legitimately terrible master of whisperers through the entire season.
>One of the biggest points of criticism of Season 2 was Daemon just wandered around Harrenhal hallucinating the whole time>Season 3 has Aemond just wandering around Harrenhal hallucinating the whole time
>>222434009Even if he begged he has no power to do anything. Aegon being alive seals it
>>222434023yea bullshit
So, Daeron the Useless is dead right?
>>222434011kek They actually dressed Rhaenyra FOR THE FINALE Lmao
how close to the books was this episode/season?
>>222434009>FUCK THE ENGLISH! GET OUT OF IRELAND>meanwhile Belfast is almost majority Muslim and AfricanIs the IRA genuinely retarded
>>222434015
>>222433988She was not terrible at either. Not sure why she was kicked out.
>It’s just Rhillary vs Trump (Aegon) again
>it's beautiful Rhaenyra, the beetle, was so beautiful
I'm sorry but am I supposed to feel bad for Hugh's wife? Bitch knew the city was doomed, was offered a way out to live as a dragonknight's wife in luxury and peace and just decided to sperg out and have a woman moment for no reason
>>222433841I can't believe how quickly I became a fan of this character
>>222433772He's a tard and contrarian
Rhaenyra killed the High Septon in front of a ton of witnessesof course this won't be brought up next season
>>222434017Sheepstealer is not dead. He retreated somewhere in the RiverlandsTheyre setting him to come upon an injured Caraxes and Daemon and gobble them up
>>222433964>Ulf>rapeDid you miss the tavern scene? All the wenches would've given it for free.
>>222434055I’m sure they’ve been coopted and judaized
>>222433959>They didn't plan any of that shitCondal and Hess need to be publicly tarded and feathered
>>222434056based TRVTHspeaker
>>222433265To have maelor with daemon
>>222434043>the Ring>they're literally the Lords of the Ringokay george
Helaena’s bouncing tits when she was getting force fed…
>>222434050It looks like he is.
>>222434070The doors were closed :)
>>222433841GO ROXTON GO GO
>>222433842You are a Redditor…..A reddit gold gifted, updoot giving Redditor.
>>222434043>steals your swardWhat are ya gonna do roxton boi?
>>222434077You guys don’t hate them enough, I shit on them daily in here and never see you.
he just wants to be a good boi now...
>Helena randomly decided to kill herself with a baby and leave her child motherless after learning her husband survivedWhat the actual fuck am I watching right now?
>>222434070Remember when Cercei blew up the Vatican and nothing happened
>>222433715>But you need my drag-ACK!>Do you feel in charge?
>>222433958Well she's right about that, would have less problems if she just burned tumbleton and payed the gold cloaks at the start. Too late now.
>>222433963FUCK YOU CUNT
>>222434017>Greens>Silverwing — Ulfare we sure about this because it looks like he doesn't give a fuck about either
F Ormund, loved the guy, highlight of this season for me
Did daemon lose an eye?
>>222434089The Rapemaster in the writer room got us for season 4
>>222434073>>222434017Baela will get a redemption arc with sheepstealer and they will take down vhagar with daemon
>>222434023She is basically a Deviantart OC Donutsteel character at this point. Her filler storyline sucks ass and isn't canon so who cares.
>>222433257Overall like a 7.5 I think, literally the last episode of this season had these tertiary characters that haven't done shit the whole show suddenly all doing shit and having motivations at the same time. Most of this legwork should've been done in season 2 and Daemon got his testicles back right at the end of season 3 when that never should've been a flaw with the character on this show in the first place. Rhaenyra going off the deep end this season is again something that should've happened last season but was good here.Tom Glynn Carney is so off book at this point but it's a SSS tier performance especially these last 2 episodes and I can't give the season any lower than a 5 just from him being in it Some dumb plotting around the gold cloak murders in particular but overall way better than the last season
>>222433841Welp, I guess this is /ourguy/ now that ormy is gone. How will they humiliation ritual this chad? Predictions?
>>222433992she was too pure for this world...
So what do we think of evil Rhae Rhae?
>>222434058>Not sure why she was kicked out.Because she was trying to counteract Daemon's influence on her, and it's a symbolic representation of Rhaenyra going full fire and blood Maegor with teats.
>>222434058She's definitely terrible at spying, fucking quality is still up in the air
>>222433985Ulf joins Aegon
>>222434110>Well she's right about that, would have less problems if she just burned tumbleton and payed the gold cloaks at the start. Too late now.Maegor with TEATS, anon. Never forget that.
>>222434133kinda turns me on
>>222434133Stupid because the hack showrunners didn't build to it.
>>222433733>A lean tall creature was this wench, thin as a whip and flat-chested as a boy, but long of leg and strong of arm, with a mane of thick black curls that tumbled down past her waist when loosedbased Cregan but 4 babies in this bisexual tomboy
>>222434023Its pretty much been implied the whole time
>>222434149GIWTWM
>>222434133I’m looking forward to her death
>>222434133Pretty funny, I guess
>>222434133loved the makeup, would align with her
was this old dude stark supposed to be badass or something?
>>222434133>So what do we think of evil Rhae Rhae?kinda based. shame we had to wait an entire season for it.
>>222434101He just wants to be married and have a family with his witch.
>>222434116
>>222434023It was always obvious she was some mystical being of Harrenhal. It's really not surprising at all.
>>2224341333 seasons to late and as farcical as mad queen Dany when she's been so white washed and all her evil deed given to Daemon.
>bases right to political power on some vague prophesy>no problem killing kids>murders people who disagree with her theologyHmmm the Blacks really remind me of a group of people, but who are they???
>>222434122That is how they'll ruin that scene, have Sheepstealer and crackhead save Daemon and give him the opening.
>>222433927Alys Blackwood, she's a character in the book but as far as I know, hasn't been referred to by name in the show.
To be fair a lot of the Dance of the Dragons is retarded in the books too the way GRRM wrote the battles, in the books the epic berserker soloes Ormund and another hightower with only one hand
>>222434133Hot and compelling, way better than the crying hysterical bitch we got for most of the season
>>222434133You know for a non-binary kween she's really good at playing women, you know
>>222434133Finally likeable, should've had her from the start of season 2
>>222434122Not Baela but Rhaena I mean
>>222434112Ulf and Zombie Aegon will be bros
The blacks have no character development at all.
>>222433931For me it's Gaemon palehair, King Cunny. and he was a good friend
>>222434133She should have smiled as she closed the window to seal the deal
>>222434133I was getting kinda hard for her
>>222434101>has sex once>immediately drops the edgy weaboo shitMany such cases
>>222434133Way better, would've made more sense for her to be like this after the deaths of her sons rather than wait for the finale.
>>222434000> rent fre-ACK
>>222434046this
>>222434207Corlys had a bit
what did he offer corlys
>>222434133WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR BLACK CHILDREN
>>222434288To name is bastards, and joining of great houses
>>222434258>Corlys had a bitwell how did he do that 180 shift to wanting peace after being in a jail cell?
>>222434133Evil Rhaenyra is the only reason I like team black. Such a shame there wasn't any build up to it, and no, crying the whole season doesn't count
>>222433605I really can't blame Daemon for wanting to take the throne when this bitch literally has a pissfit over every little thing. It's honestly embarassing.
>>222433605It must be so exhausting for Daemon to deal with this all the time, no wonder he's never home
>>2224332579/10. Sagged in the middle a bit, but really good begging and ends.
>>222433305Dunk & Egg was gay and crass with vulgar dialogue about fisting men and gratuitous male nudity, shitting, and pissing scenes. Almost unwatchable when it's supposed to be a tale of valor and honor.
>>222434005open in new tabhit ctrl and + simultaneously a few times
>>222434133Blacks are rooting for this unironically and think she’s cool
>>222434023It was established in the book that she is older than she looks but that's it. Her background is all tv scriptwriters personal canon
>>222434228Probably would happen to me desu.
>>222434074He's raping them anyway, just for the fun of it.
>>222434468I wish I could be as retarded as people like this.
>>222434476No you’re just a retard that can’t separate kino from out of place vulgarity. Obviously they overdid it with the gay stuff and poop/fart jokes but it still doesn’t bring the show down with it unlike the constant Rhaenyra and Team Black whitewashing or the yuri fanfic shipping.
>>222434015If this would have been back in before ugly dykes took over the writers room we would get to see those fat titties.
>>2224332572/10PUBLIC TARE AND FEATHERING OF CONDOL AND HESS
>>222433914I thought she liked the stank in episode 7.
>>222434625FINALLY WE’RE READY TO CHOP HEADS
>>222434133>muh good vs evil, peace vs war started by me heckerino evil whites>muh peaceful nigger in chains being betrayed >white incest >gurlboss never getting to rule because muh patriarchy >muh aemond the chud overcoming his chud by having sexIt’s the most woke episode injected with modern politics yet. Reddit will applaud it as a bastion of quality writing.
>>222434133this should've happened two seasons ago
>>222433867I'm the anon you replied to and no I didn't, fuck Ormund
>>222434130He'll get raped too
>>222433218Who was that dude kicking Daemon’s ass?
>>222435033Bold Jon Snow (I think Jon Snow's great grandfather or something)
>Daemon suddenly having a trauma at the war>We saw him fuck up that crab guy the first season and reveling in bloodshedI guess the writers just kinda forgot
I was surprised to see that they didn't make Ormund completely incompetent as a fighter. I knew his whole smell disability thing was going to fuck him over, but I didn't expect him to actually fight that old dude and cut his arm off.
WELP THAT WAS IT. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SEASON
>>222435068Yeah I 100% expected him to be a bitch made loser who folds the second he's in a real fight, I even thought he'd be literally running from Roddy
How many decades until the next season?
>>222435299Honestly he beat him didn't he? Fought him 1 on 1, stabbed him and cut his arm off. Only lost because he sperged out over the taste and smell of the blood
>>222435558Yeah he definitely would've just cut him down then and there were it not for the squeamishness.
>>222433613Only bastards know teleport nu jutsu
>>222433652Rhae needed the baby to live as a blackmail tactic
say what you will about these lil niggas, but they knew how to build the tension towards a battle. also the starks are so cringe.
>>222436068Battle of the Bastards was way more kino than anything in hotdogshit
