Daemon "I'm sorry if my opponent isn't a malnourished schizo who's fursona is a crab i can't do anything" Targaryen KWAB Edition
>>222436690>>222436690>>222436690>>222436690TOO SLOW
Tumbleton will only be one battle? I doubt we'll get a second round and Bitterbridge. I think this is the "did Daeron die or not" sus ending (he didn't).
Reminder for the reddit trannies itt: Troonyra the Rapist is a RAPIST that abused her position of power to coerce Ser Criston Cole into non consensual sex under the threat of gelding. The Rapist also forced herself on Mysaria after hearing an account of a traumatic rape experience because she became aroused and also held a position of power over a former sex worker and knew she would have no recourse nor would her claims be believed were she to report the Rapist.
>Condal includes butterfly in haelena's scene to dunk on GRRM toxic butterfly commentBased.
>>222436709GETTHATKIDDYDIDDLER
I was promised sexo between Aemond and his goth witch mommy. Someone said there would be a lot of scenes of her nude. wtf? why would you lie to me? who lied? why did you do that?
how do the greens magically regain an army after this?
>"This can't be happening!" Ser Gwayne thought. "I'm in charge here!"
:(
Season 1 almost feels like a completely different series at this point. The costumes were good. There were different wigs. The direction wasn’t poverty. The editing was good. It’s clear condal is way over his head and he can’t handle a project of this magnitude by himself since losing that last guy Miguel sapochik. And there’s a complete lack of realistic romance now.
>>222438714Shut your fucking whore mouth. This show has been garbage from the get-go.
>>222438714there is still a good show in there somewhere, you can absolutely feel it in certain scenes and Tom's Aegon always kills it whenever he's on, but holy shit the writers making it their personal fanfic and chalking up every inconsistency to "ermmmm achskually green propaganda" just makes things so much worseGRRM is a mystery box writer, he loves fucking spreading mystery boxes everywhere and having people make up half the story in their own heads, I'm sure if you asked him "so what was really in that letter that Aegon got from Dorne" or "what triggered the Doom" he'd shrug because the point is the ambiguity, the show keeps trying to and change and add answers or condense characters with the excuse of historical inaccuracy and it's objectively making the story weaker
Kinda okay season finale >Ulf the Great is on his way to build his alehouse kingdom>Aegon the Blessed forgiveness kino>Alicent been cringe whole season>shitnira been shit whole season>Hugh the cucked didn't had melty yet>Everyone including lesbian selfinsert hates shitnira now>Tumbleton been sort of like in a book Skipping shitnira scenes helps a lot with watching
>>222436709You guys thought I would turn against Rhaenyra. Kek. You guys have no idea, I supported Cersei untill the very end. Hearing that woman say "I dont want to die" and giving Jamie his ideal death of dying in the arms of the woman he loves, conforted me in my choice to remain loyal to the one true queen.
>>222438714>there’s a complete lack of realistic romance now.the romance of your screenshot is still ongoing .. its literally the same romance bro
>>222438714That's why we need more kissing.
>>222436709how was the finale? Did Stannis make an appereance?
>>222436709Choosing to sacrifice your men, your power on a suicidal charge accross an open field. when you could have done their job on dragonback. All this in order to save a few children used as human shield. Kek. I thought Deamon was smart. His queen wasnt even there.
>>222441026Rodrik and Gwayne should just have linked up in Essos and formed a sellword company based on the doctrine of putting things in men's arses.
Only good parts were Aegon and Aemond reuniting and Jon Roxton beating up Daemon
How do we feel about Rhaenyra just telling everyone in KL the ASOIAF prophecy?
>alicent scene
Thank the seven for helaena's tits
I'm waiting for an edit of Aegon's arc from this season.
Why are they tying this shit so hard to Season 8?
>>222437107Liking ugly women and being punished for it is on you
>>222436820I don't understand how they're going to do the LOYAL sacrifice now though.
>>222441088this was my favorite scene
Jon 'Purple eyes? Makes them cry' Roxton
>>222441101They already forgot addam being loyle to his capo is his entire thing
>>222437107>episode had a nudity flag>it's because we see Ulf's floppy weiner when they find him sitting on the privyth-thanks
>>222441088Should have used a funnel
>s4 opens w a cold open with alicent celebrating death of her child and grandchild along with rhaenyra and mysaria, sipping campagne and yelling "FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!" with comedic one liners from their accosters, while a punk rock version of bear and the maiden fair plays>mfw that one bookfag hating shill replying to each and every post individually on post cooldown in mad desperation to stop the snarkposting
>>222441077I think it would serve the show better if we all collectively forgot about the prophecy. They act like GOT tied the priphecy storyline with a neat bow for some reason
>>222436709All those commanders leading from the front. To think in got, only stannis and the northmen did that. Damn. My dick is hard right now.
>>222437673Gwayne really seemed smarter than this. How the fuck do you ask Daemon of all people to agree to split the kingdom and leave without a fight?
>I AM THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED!
>>222441121>bro actually thought the nudity flag would be for a woman's body
>>222437673I'm so glad he lived bros
Helaena didn’t the one thing Alicent couldn’t. Kill one of her kids.
Literally me when I have to wake up early on a monday for work
>>222440500Cersei x Jaime were unironically kino
>>222441124They must be paying that faggot a pretty penny, it would behoove the showrunners to take interest away from the books so fans only know their fanfic slop version
So by condal realise by shitting on George he’s just blacklisted himself from any future ASOIAF media? Despite George being old he still has one of the most profitable IP in media and he has numerous other ASOIAF stuff to be adapted or write and he green lights whoever gets to work on it
>>222441124>while a punk rock version of bear and the maiden fair playsI would clap so hard.As a matter of fact I'm clapping right now.
>>222441124AMX
>>222441077It's funny because it would read like desperate propaganda to anyone. Lol at finishing it in High Valyrian which no one there could understand.
>>222441153nah its just some retard who can't be bothered to read a book you can finish in 3 sittings, but wanting to interact with a mainstream book fandom.
>>222441155He's tied in with AKOTSK you aren't getting rid of condom that easily
>>222441066I agree. Aemond‘s acting surprised me.
>CROWN ME! YOU HAVE TO CROWN ME! YOU WILL NOT DENY ME AGAIN! I HAVE SIX DRAGONS! CROWN MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!>REEE CROWN ME!!!!!!!!>No.>NOOOOOOO MISOGYNIST! KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW! SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>222441155Condom is an executive producer on dunk…..
>>222441152no it wasn't and i'm glad he dumped her in the books
....semoc eH
I... I like anime villain Aemond now...
So the just cut Honeywine and Daeron didn't even get to say his iconic ''The victory belongs to Tessarion'' lineWhy the fuck do they call him the Daring then?
>>222441170It's not like the king's landing rabble speaks the common tongue either.
>>222441180based chud. his death will be avenged. the dynasty of demons shall fall
>>222441077There was a roman consul who opened up the ancient prophecy books that weren’t supposed to be read out of context to the public to prove he would win the civil war before losing anyways and getting executed.
>>222441193>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT [THING IN BOOK]?
>>222440500People dunked on this costume and makeup but I think this is the coolest she's looked all series
>>222441180based reallyMaegor would be proud
>>222441182But he can't touch the writing, Ira will break his jaw
>fight ser cristonlose>fight bold jon lose>fight unnamed armorless extraswinis daemon a fraud?
>>222441174>>222441182And? That’s a few more seasons at most and hotd will end soon Obviously hbo etc will be chasing George like rabid dogs to adapt a winter wolves, or Aegon the conquerer or literally anything he has ever wrote next George can just say “condal can’t be involved fuck him”
>Alys does everything she possibly can to save her son>Alicent does everything she possibly can to kill her sonsNo wonder they didn't get along.
>>222441193You're only allowed to reference things from the book you aren't allowed to expect things from the book to occur chud
>>222441180>6 dragons>Seven who are OneWe all know who won.
>>222441182Based, fuck that peasant faggot the fat man inserts everywhere.Prepare for some good humilation rituals.
It was good. Nice action. Rhae Rhae was properly evil, battle almost made sense and had good fight scenes. No Alicent or Mysaria dialogue.
>>222441193"Daeron the Daring" sounds nice, bookfag.
>>222441203>This retard is still responding to every single post SCREAMING I thought before he might be autistic but I’m starting to suspect mild downs
>>222441150I was wondering where this idiot went lolThis fucking turncoat, I hope he dies a painful death
>>222441180>misogynistwasnt the only reason he didnt want to crown her because they didnt know if aegon II is alive or not meaning it's strictly an issue related to the right of the 2 claimants
>>222441216Nothing else of gurm's is getting worked on or has interest he's probably tied to that stupid fucking movie being released as wellGurm pissed his legacy away for a few dollars kek
>>222441223It was indeed good. Good season overall.
>>222441193unironically green propagandato be fair book Daeron didn't do anything amazing either, it's easy to just yell dracarys and have your dragon roast people when there's nothing that can harm you back
Yes it was good I am also going to continue being subscribed to HBO MAX for the rest of the year I'm loving it.
>hotd s1 = mostly good, s2+s3 = irredeemable dogshit>akotsk s1 = mostly good, s2 = ?
>>222441237Midseason. Good ending. Alicent ruined every scene she was in.
>>222441172>Bro, you should read this book that makes everyone that reads it miserable and unable to enjoy this kino because they get too autistically fixated on the differencesNot a great sell
>>222441227He can’t read so he’s lashing out. Of all the shitty /tv/ slop he chose the ASOIAF fandom kek must be miserable bring him
>>222441214Clearly mooching off of Caraxes who is the actual one who can back up his rep.
>>222441250yes its going to be shit, prepare for it
the smallfolk need to find a rope and a tree for this velaryon scumbag
>>222441088bessie
>>222441232>no interest Literally every single tv show based on hiis ASOIAF books have been the biggest shows in the world?They’d write him a cheque for Aegon the conquerer or Robert’s rebellion anytime he wants I’m not disagreeing he pissed his legacy away but to not act like George doesn’t have the power to fuck a Hollywood showrunner who shot on him is ridiculous
>hotd s1 = mostly good, s2+s3 = irredeemable dogshitBookfag spotted
Alicent went from being motivated to support the Green faction politically because she knows Rhaenyra will try to execute her children to executing her children for Rhaenyra because she might have had a crush on her a decade ago or something.
Okay this shitshow went as you'd expect but there is NO WAY they shit the bed for AKOTSK season 2 right??? Dunk & Egg kino is impossible to fuck up
>>222441207>why didnt you take the screenshot when the scene got lighterhuh because my queen is finally expressing herself
>>222441283Alicent wanted to execute one of her children to save another 2 (And a grandchild)
>>222441286Thinking this way is how we got s2 of this slop I'm going to be careful this time
>>222441283seriously where tf was this alicent back in s1? all she had to do was leave aegon the fuck alone and let rhae rhae be queen
>>222441193>Why the fuck do they call him the Daring then?Green propaganda. They literally included it in the show as a joke
Sex with Daeron the Disengaged.
>>222441243>Green propagandaIts such stupid term, by the time f&b as in-universum book was published the rhaenyra Descendants lived (not sure if not aegon v times). So its safe to assume that the awesome blackwoods, evil aemond, aegon as cruel hedonist etc are the propaganda and "dark and light" Daemon is damage Control."Maester propaganda" is so stupid term damn
>>222441286i don't trust it. the fame and success gets to their heads
>>222441302But... In the book it's different...
>be the better worrior>come out on top>lack the constitution for just a few seconds>the end
>>222441283>stop expecting the show to conform to logic or reasoning, bookfag
>>222441299Otto not being around any more to curb her woman moments probably didn't help
>>222441309>>222441311Bookbros... it's over for us
>>222441299Otto was the one manipulating her
>>222439010>Tumbleton been sort of like in a book It's nothing like the book
>>222441310yup he was pretty good against the beast that was roddy. idk why the show set him up as a loser who can't fight in the last episode.
>>222441209Maegor lost.BITCHnyra lost.tree demons lost.SevenCHADS won, will continue to win, forever.
>>222441324TWOW and ADOS cancelled
>>222441308People are giving Parker way too much credit. He's already made some downright retarded changes like not including the scene of Dunk asking Raymun what he is to the people cheering him on in favor of a guy farting. Sure, AKOTSK is great, but that's because it's actually written as a book that you can safely copy instead of an event synopsis like F&B is.
>>222441337>Bookfags also didn't notice the plot point of Ormund having weak constitutionIs there a single thing bookfags catch? And no, AIDS doesn't count.
>>222441286sup hbo execs, did you see HOTD and those crazy good* viewership metrics? i was wondering, since my collaboration with ((sara hess)) was so successful*, would you mind letting me bring her along for the ride on this one as well? she has some great ideas where to take duncan's character! and especially lady rohann! she's never read the book either so i think she'd be a great asset.
>>222441272If Condal and Hess show us a scene of the smallfolk(being lead by septons and septas) lynching this Velaryon nigga, I will KNEEL and CLAP.
>>222441310Ulf would’ve burnt him anyways
That was so fucking dogshit holy fuck. What a chaotic clusterfuck of pointless plotlines and erratic characterisations. What exactly are these people even fighting for? Alice tries to kill her sons? Why? Helaena kills herself for no reason (in the book she does after her last son gets torn to pieces). Why? Rhaenyra murders the high Septon. Why? Daemon doesn't fly with his dragon preventing the death of thousands of soldiers. Why? Daeron doesn't ride his dragon. Why? Hugh doesn't ride his dragon. Why? Aemond turns into a little bitch. Why? I could go on. This is not just departing from the book. It's just bad storytelling. Even without the lesbian and negro subplots the whole thing is meaningless.
Is the horse archery girl with the black face paint going to get a bigger role next season.She is my new waifu
>>222441180/ourpope/ will have the last laugh.
i honestly thought ormund would be in the next season
>>222441345Agreed but this qt3.14 jewess gives me hope and a boner
>>222441286they cast a bunch of niggers ofc it's gonna be shite
Again, why fat man thought Cole being dishonorably murdered after challenging for a duel 3vs1 would be some "gotcha" for rivercels? Was his jewish blood speaking back then?
>>222441345I agree that scene was stupid but Parker massively improved upon the book, the Arian storyline is a great example of this
>>222441354she's so hot, the way she was smirking while they were planning the attack around the table was sexy af
>danyfags have to relive their worst moments again with saint rhaenyra going schizoohnononono
>>222441367At this point I don't even mind the niggers man it's inevitable I just want a good show
>>222441350I know.. i saw the episode, but still.>you dont respect me 100% at all times?>you burnhow the fuck is Ulf not the greatest vanity villain?
>>222441369Nobody remembers him
>>222441354>it's GIRLBOSSIN TIME'
Sunfyre's trills and squawks are the cutest of the dragons, I like that they gave each a unique voice
>>222441363Who does she play?
>>222441351>Alice tries to kill her sons? Why?She tries killing one of her son to save her children and an incoming grandchild. This is pretty explicit, though the poisoning scene is admittedly very silly.>Helaena kills herself for no reasonShe's a political prisoner to an evil bitch, the fuck do you mean "no reason"?>BUT MUH BOOOOOOOOOOOK>Rhaenyra murders the high Septon. Why?Cause she's evil and melting down over not being anointed and she felt like she had to back up her threat.>Daemon doesn't fly with his dragon preventing the death of thousands of soldiers. Why? Hugh doesn't ride his dragon. Why?Oh my fucking god, bookfags are seriously so fucking retarded. Motherfucker, if Daemon could just use a dragon in Tumbleton, then there was no point in waiting for the army to get there in the first place.
>>222441389He's so fucking based and norf FC pilled
>>222441150why do we see his penis but not hugh's wife tits?
>>222441395She’s a director
>the only dragon fight is a 3 second shot of Caraxes chasing Slutwing and breathing fire oncefucking GRIM. 0/10
daeron the craven status?
>>222441398You are genuinely mental ill and need help
>>222441390>One of the most famous lord commandersRivercels...
>>222441286>there is NO WAY they shit the bed for AKOTSK season 2 rightThe moment it became a hit and well liked with nerds, it was in the crosshairs for manipulation. They must ruin it.
>>222441354Is her killing cole the first time we ever see her character? I really dont fucking remember her ever appearing before that episode.
>>222441388that's a good goyim if I ever saw oneit's not gonna be good because they care more about niggers than writing good text
>>222441398You type like a faggot and your shits all retarded
>>222441417>Sees an argument engaging with the show on its own terms>Melts downBookfags, everyone
>>222441345they asked him why he put that ending scene in where we find out that maekar didnt let aegon go with dunk and he said he didnt think it would effect maekar's character and it was just a joke. hes a retard
>>222441419>picincels call that hot? yikes
>>222441414who was the other dragon cashing them? hugh? how did he teleport onto his dragon, then back down to his wife's corpse?
>>222441304>I can't wait to be killed of so I can go back to filming Zelda
>>222441398Get out of this thread, Ryan.
>>222441436>let your son go away With some faggot who molested himMaekar was retard
>>222441351>Why? Helaena kills herself for no reason (in the book she does after her last son gets torn to pieces)Bitterbridge is cut from the show because they can’t show Rhaenyra putting a bounty on a toddler and sending death squads to hunt him down as an accident
>>222441417>>222441433>>222441452Notice the lack of arguments.Bookfags weren't expecting actual answers to their retarded questions. And now they're seething.
>>222441449Hugh yeah. I think the chase was after he was crying for his wife, but cba to check.
>>222441449Daemon teleported from riding Caraxes through the gate to being on horseback charging through the gate. Dragonriders are just able to do that.
>>222441398>She tries killing one of her son to save her children and [poison her grandchild]>She's a political prisoner to an evil bitch, the fuck do you mean "no reason" [killing her unborn child, the only reason he has to live in the porcess btw]?>Cause she's evil [3 eps ago she was handing out food to the masses tho] and melting down over not being anointed [even though, according to shills, she is manifesting her valyrian destiny by ignoring the faith] and she felt like she had to back up her threat [because she's melting down due to being denied andal customary blessings, even though she, apparently, is manifesting her valyrian destiny, it just werks].>Oh my fucking god, bookfags are seriously so fucking retarded [reeing intensifies, over basic logic being circumvented, to arrive at meaningless spectacle].
>Fucks your queen
222441463I almost admire the retard’s sheer dedication. Almost.
>>222441422She was in ep1 or 2 when the rivermen were singing the fishfeed song with Daemon
im in the middle of episode 8why did they attack tumbleton? why not just siege it and let the people inside the town starve?then over time Ormund has to decide whether or not to continue feeding civilians or keeping the food for himselfdid they HAVE to attack it? I get Daemon is bloodthirsty though and has the advantage probably
>>222441414If it's true this is the only Tumbleton fight we get then it's total shit. They have to rewrite heavily to kill the dragons now.
>>222436709Who knew a stark could be so fucking fun, and badass. Ned who?
>>222441436The set-up was also right there. Right before that moment Maekar was talking about his children living in high luxury wasn't a good thing for them.
>>222441286It's crazy to think that Condal first wanted to adapt Dunk & Egg but GRRM refused him because he wanted to finish the novels first (lol)Imagine OUR HEROES being written by Ryan Condal...
>>222441490>why not just siege it and let the people inside the town starve?Probably for the same reason why they didn't just burn the whole town down. It was always about optics.
>>222441474He has a hotkey to swap his mounts.
>>222441494You're just pretending that you don't know he's a Dustin to make me upset.
>>222441494Pic unrelated because he's not a stark retard
>>222441479She must be Hess's self-insert. Hess has a WF+AF fetish.
>>222441494he's not a Stark you doofus
>>222441494Reddit: the character
So..... /tv/'s favorite mad lad got cut?What say you?
>>222441494i thought the stark leader was that other guy jace talked to? but now this guy is their leader.
>>222441491The book’s killing of Vermithor was already contrived, fuck knows how they’ll kill Hugh now. Maybe make Tumbleton 2 between Aegon, Daeron and Ulf?
>>222441500it's even crazier that you think season 2 won't be completely pozzed, specially after all the emmy nominations lmao
>>222441506>>222441507>>222441509huh what?
>>222441518I think it's setup for Sunfyre and Vhagar to spitroast him.
>>222441351>Helaena kills herself for no reasonI mean she literally talks about there being no beauty in life anymore, and she's forcefed by soldiers after refusing to eat, if you can't gather she's suicidally depressed maybe that's a fault of your autism not the writing?>Rhaenyra murders the high Septon. Why? He refused to crown her, and actively supported the (in her view) pretender to the throne. This is stated outright in the show.>Daemon doesn't fly with his dragon preventing the death of thousands of soldiers. Why?Again, this is explicitly explained in the show being due to Rae's reluctance to have civvie casualties. Daemon has argued for just firebombing the place for a long time. He cucked.I don't even think it's a good show but Jesus fucking Christ are you phoneposting zoomers retarded beyond belief. You're the reason they need to write characters stating their intentions repeatedly directly to the screen and it's still not good enough.
>>222441518Maybe. I am thinking they'll either mix it with another battle or come up with something completely new.
>>222441515Yeah what ever happened to this guy. He looks cool and promised an army but never showed up again. Maybe he had a bigger role but was cut for the show.
>>222441477>[killing her unborn child, the only reason he has to live in the porcess btw]She wanted to be a slave to Ugly Rhaenyra no longer and realized that her son was gonna suffer anyways (It's heavily implied she knew it was gonna be a son, by the way, which further motivates her to take the plunge rather than to give Ugly Nyra even more of a reason to keep her locked and miserable)>3 eps ago she was handing out food to the masses thoWhich was already obviously a self-serving action back then. Good lord, how can bookfags be illiterate? I'm convinced some of you didn't even read the book, you just read /tv/ summaries of it.>reeing intensifies, over basic logic being circumventedAgain, the whole point of the plot and the whole reason why they had to wait for the army to march is because he couldn't just use his dragon. No fucking shit he didn't use the dragon inside the city there either. Fuuuuuuuck, bookfags are stupid.
>>222441515Roderick Dustin and the Winter Wolves are the Stark vanguard. Cregan has some paperwork to catch up on before he marches south.
>*teleports behind*Nothing personnel
Condal and Hess claimed after season 2 that they could write a better story than Martin did.Now that the dust was settled, did they? What do you think?
i heard the books have more sex scenes and they go into graphic details about the penisesis that true?
>>222441526Vermithor can kill Zombiefyre with a single bite and looks faster and stronger than Vaghar despite beeing a bit smaller.
>>222441515Cregan Stark is twiddling his thumbs and only sent the suicidal geriatric expendable winter wolf squadron south, which is led by Rodderick Dustin.
>>222437670Borros's Stormlands host is coming
ep8 btfo Ulf-tardsUlf was always a moron>WAH IM NOT RESPECTED>gets beaten again>burns everyone for no reason>leaveswhat a moron
>how did x get from a to bStop asking this you know they're using fast travel it's been 2 seasons now
>>222441545They talk a lot about penis girth
Will they bury him with the dagger still stuck up his rectum?
>>222441535stop pretending you are retarded, PLEASE
>>222441531>I mean she literally talks about there being no beauty in life anymore, and she's forcefed by soldiers after refusing to eat, if you can't gather she's suicidally depressed maybe that's a fault of your autism not the writing?The guy you're replying to is a booktard. Many such cases here. He can only understand Helaena killing herself if it's for exactly the same reason as what happens in the book.
>>222441377Personally I hope she gets killed just on the strength of having had such a shit-eating expression on her face and being such an edgelord cunt but I don't seriously see that happening to a DEI "girl boss". Oh and happy wanking, I guess.
>>222441535He canonically doesn't commit anything to the fight and only shows up when the war is already over.
I'm glad egg is back so now season 4 can have more of him and less of rhaenyra right?
>>222441535That's kinda the point, Cregan sits around not doing anything for the whole war until the #HourOfTheWolf
>>222441553Ulf kings won though he ruined everyone's plans and they must now respect him
>>222441548>it was real in my mindSunfyre literally kills 3 dragons (the most out of any dragon in the entire lore btw) while Vermithor literally jobs to Tessarion, the smallest dragon in the Dance
>>222441497>Right before that moment Maekar was talking about his children living in high luxury wasn't a good thing for them.But the deal he offered Dunk wouldn't have fixed that issue.
>>222441565SPOILER FAGGOT she'll marry Cregan Stark in the last episode
>>222441193Condom was force to add him to stop Martin openly talking against the show, but it was clearly an aftertought that didnt mattered at all for the rest of his fanfic plot
Daemon that charge into the gate was cool and everything but what if the ballista hit you instead of the guy right beside you then you would be fucking dead.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRR
>>222441572>Ulf kings wonYou deserve to lose all your fingers just for writing something so faggoty.
>>222441574Actually vermithor got gaped and raped by the other shitter dragon and then tessarion committed suicide by cop into vermithor
>>222441511Show's not over yet
>>222441587At some point you have to accept that tv shows work like this. Same reason they never wear helmets (Or full helmets covering their faces). You need to see the actor doing the cool things.
>>222441568...
>the last thing Rhaenyra saw
I hope ulf fucks of to pentos and lives happily ever after. Everyone just tries to use him and no one appreciates him.
>>222441526That would be cool so it won’t happen.
>>222441590
>>222441587just like anyone else at any time during a battle
>>222441584Huh, so it's House Starkstein now?(Still hope she's killed and fuck your smarmy DEI "girl boss" apologetics).
>>222441539hubris
>>222441494he's my favorite. i love the starks! WINTER IS COMING!>>222441354but my favorite is arya stark's grandmother. she's BADASS! slay
>>222441602You now remember Stannis being the first to climb the ladder in a siege.
>>222441605>smell
>>222441595No. The way the battle goes is that Vermithor and Seasmoke get entangled, Vermithor has the advantage, then Tessarion joins in the fray for reasons and rapes Vermithor. Vermithor is a fucking jobber through and through.
>>222441587Hero units have +5 Luck
>>222441625that shit is not happening now,the timeline moved beyond that point
>>222441511well yeah but it was for a girlboss who if this thread's any evidence causes sad men to touch their atrophied genitalia. And That's A Good Thing, right?
>>222441605>Yu wan de flexibul poosi.
>>222441494WINTER IS COMING xD #TeamStarkNeddard Starck ancestor is so fucking BADASS slaayyy
>>222441602I thought the same thing when the Northern leader guy climbed the ladder first. Was waiting for him to get a rock on the head or boiling oil.
>>222441628lel
>>222436709Why did she do it? I thought she wanted her baby to live.>>222441617>look at this normies who havent read the books amirite teehee
>all this irony posting
>>222441587> Daemon that charge into the gate was coolYou just justified the scene 100%. Rule of cool. Nobody cares about military strategy NERD. Go cry about trebuchets.
>>222441640Pfeh. It's just additional evidence of what a mollycoddled wastewoman Helaena was that she could overreact like that to something so slight.
>>222441536>She wanted to be a slave to Ugly Rhaenyra no longer and realized that [FANFIC]>Which was already obviously a self-serving action back then. [meanwhile, openly declaring war on the realm in essence is self serving because... the septon was being mean, and it just is, ok?]>Again, the whole point of the plot and the whole reason why they had to [goes on a tangent, hoping that rhaenyra becoming openly belligerent to her people makes sense somehow]
>>222441556IF Ulf didn't roast him and he somehow survive this, how will he live having being ass raped by a blade?
>the amount of unsubscribing that's happening for HBO right nowsee you in 2028 you fucking retards lol
>>222441640you WILL eat my slop
>>222441657a mong like ulf wouldn't recognise irony if old man dustin shoved it elbow deep into his arse
This cunt is the only person who got what they deserve (and ulf also)>>222441645its ok anon, we got it the first itme.
>>222441656Given the show's desperation to make every decision as retarded as possible, I take it she simply meant to use the tapestry to rappel down the tower and lost her grip.
>>222441634I think they'll replace Seasmoke and Tessarion with Vhagar and Sunfyre.
>>222441640too big
Why are Northeners so VIOLENT and BEASTLYNed Stark's upbringing on the Vale really carries these honorless savages reputation on its back
Mysaria will return in House of The Dragon season 4.
Winners of last episodes:>Aegon is fun as always>Aemond ends his Harrenhall filler hell and returns to team Green>Bold Jon the weakest Andal soldier >Book accurate Ulf>The viewers for finally having no longer to deal with MysariaLosers of the last episodes>Ormund getting Homeland'er>Gwayne being stupid>Daeron the coward and his disappearence, you can tell they added him into the plot against their wishes, his whole character was inconsequential>Rhaenyra going full schizo too sudden and too late despite the dragged out plot>SHE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD and her pointless death, as Martin spoiled us two years ago>Daemon now officially on fraud watch After losing yet another 1v1 fight against anyone that isnt a woman or a kid>The viewers
>>222441640
>>222441681better late than never I suppose
>gets entrusted to a secret passed down for generations>tells whole world about itWomanmoment.png
>>222441659
>>222441640holy titties
Watching all the figthing this episode really made me realise how good KoTSK was with letting its charachters get wounded.Here it's just a bit of blood on the face unless they are about to die.
>>222441668>Lola ViceEccellente tastes my nigga
I AM AZOR AZHAI REBORNEWHY DON'T YOU PEASANTS UNDERSTAND I NEED TO BE KWEEN IN ORDER TO PROVIDE THIS DAGGER TO ARYA STARK 300 YEARS IN THE FUTURE TO STOP THE ICE ZOMBIES BORDERHOPPING THE WALL 5000 MILES UP NORTH WHICH WILL NOT AFFECT ANY OF YOU OR YOUR OFFSPRING????
*guy who has only played Mount & Blade* getting a lot of Mount & Blade vibes from this episode
>>222441697>silence demonagain, Dragons are not demonsdemons are not capable of love or loyalty, dragons are
>>222441663>[FANFIC]Rhaenyra explicitly asks Helaena if she knows it's a son and Helaena does not respond. It's a very good scene.>meanwhile, openly declaring war on the realm in essence is self serving because... the septon was being mean, and it just is, ok?Yes? She wanted to get anointed and didn't so she just killed the guy in a fit of rage. And tried taking control of the narrative. It's a self-serving action, though it will very obviously backfire on her.>goes on a tangentIt's not a tangent. That retard was asking why Daemon and Hugh didn't use the dragons in the city. It's the exact same reason why they didn't use them before and why they had to wait for the army to march up in the city. Because Rhaenyra ordered for the civilian casualties to be at the bare minimum. She restates that again here ("Don't make me a monster", an obviously ironic statement considering everything else she does)Again, it's a shame you're missing out on all of this simply because it wasn't written in the book beforehand.
>>222441681To the windowTo the fall
Mysaria needs to be forced fed.
>>222441719Away with you, vile beggar
the bookfag hating shill trying to argue all the bookfags ITT who possess superior logic and knowledge>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?SHILL ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY SHILL?
>>222441640thank the gods for helaena, and her tits!
>>222441738Not a counter argument. You lost, bookfag.
>>222441683Maybe Aegon and Aemond will team uo with Daeron at Tumbleton and this will be the one time Tessarion does something so they can kill her and Daeron off and Sara can tell us how he should’ve stayed home with his nuncle.
What do they eat?
Why is it called a BUTTERfly??? They don't produce butter...
>>222441681>"Fear not my sweet inbred babe we are going to fly away from this dreadful, ugly place!">flapflap>. . .
>>222437107I coping that it will happen next season.
>>222441695He didn't kill that kid. That -1HP damage move is pathetic, so he just gave him a man-scar to man him up.
>>222441713
I don't get it where the fuck did daeron go, that was his dragon blowing smoke at the end? Will next season start with dragon fight?
>>222441299John I of England literally killed his nephew and improsined his niece for rest of her life because they were children of his older brother considering Rhaenyra and Daemon, I don't think green children will have even pleasure of imprisonment
MAEGOR WITH TEATS
>She didn't fly so good!
>>222441756It always annoys me when castles are surrounded by empty fields rather than productive farms.
>>222441713lol they are bumming
>Rise, Ser Daeron the Do Nothing
>>222441790
>>222441781thats not a castle, thats a city housing thousands of people.There should be farms but also houses outside the wallbut that wouldnt be very cinematicso dont be annoyed, you little idiot
>>222441726>Rhaenyra explicitly asks Helaena if she knows it's a son and [goes on another tangent, ignoring why she would want to kill her son despite not wanting to kill her son earlier when she was was also a political prisoner]>Yes? She wanted to get anointed and didn't so she just killed the guy in a fit of rage. It's a self-serving action, [even though, according to shill + showrunner logic, manifesting valyrian destiny means getting to ignore the vanities of andal customs, therefore leaving no actual self serving actions outside of enraging the entire continent]>It's not a tangent. [goes on a tangent]
reminder that the high septon sided with aegon before he got killed. the gods want our chud to rule
>>222441798I think an invading army trashing surrounding farms and villages to be plenty cinematic. They're just lazy.
Hitlerjugend bros...
>1 hour 10 minute long season finale>somehow nothing happened, again
>>222441802>even though, according to shill + showrunner logic, manifesting valyrian destiny means getting to ignore the vanities of andal customs, therefore leaving no actual self serving actions outside of enraging the entire continentNo one knows what you're talking about with this shit, schizo.>muh tangentPic related. It's an answer to the stupid question the bookfag asked.
>>222441808I prefer Stark or Dustin charging across the empty field, the absolute mad man
>>222441816A bunch of stuff happened if you were paying attention
>>222441781
what about Maelor
>>222441775>John killed ArthurAbsolutely sick and tired of these Capetian slanders
>>222441811>literally safe>all the soldiers are ignoring the kid>decides to hit the oldest and meanest looking norfman>dies a quick deathhonestly an axe to the head is probably way better than being burned alive
>>222441828Yeah, but not enough stuff that I had read in the book. Doesn't count.
>>222441808you are absolutely right
>>222441695>>222441811btw people were considered adults at age 12 in medieval societies
I'm digging new racist Rhaenyra
>>222441822>No one knows what you're talking about with this shit, schizo. [the shill finally realizes he's not getting through, and makes a desperate attempt at going on a tangent to escape the argument]>Pic related. [to the tangent]
>>222441849Not in show lore. Everyone is aged up.
>>222441850Did she really just say that because she's black?
>>222441831Spared from being torn apart by smallfolk
>>222441831>what about MaelorI was just thinking about how they could cram in her shitting out a kid in this time frame. And now she's dead? But they made a bunch of articles talking about how they were 'fixing' the missing Maelor issue by having her be preggers? Are they gonna asspull a super premie birth surviving or something?
>>222441853You're not having an argument with whatever "showrunner + shill logic" it is you're talking about. You're having an argument with me, bookfag.
>Daeron doesn't ride Tessarion onceWhy do the writers hate fun
>>222436709See you assholes in 2 years
>>222441840Aegon and aemonds relationship is more cool than what's in the books. Same with evil plotting high tower crowning daeron
>>222441831>>222441868>but what about book>*bookfag.exe has stopped responding*
>>222441877fuck me
>>222441872>You're not having an argument with whatever "showrunner + shill logic" it is you're talking about. You're having an argument with me, bookfag. [shill completely loses faith in his own argument, completely casting aside any notion of staying on topic]
Migrate, with haste>>222441884>>222441884>>222441884
Always bothers me how people pretend AKotSK is some chungus wungus wholesome pure hearted show, while it's the exact same edgeslop as GoT/HotD, full of betrayal, incest, and le grimdark torture, just with more pooping scenes and more plot armour for the protagonist.
>>222441886You want a proper one or .. ?
How the fuck did Ulf travel between the black team frontline and the opposing team pub in Tumbelton during a siege?
>>222441927I think he didnt leave the town since he turned.
>>222441934explain this
>>222441850she also hated nettles in the books for being black. not to mention she cucked her black husband with a white guy. what the fuck is wrong with her
>>222441960they were obviously sieging from one direction (or two)and lords always have secret passagesthats how it happened ok, dont question it, look at the shocking deaths
Reminder that force-feeding is worse than rape
>>222441966Black netty is this fandom weird headcanon fanfic. She was described as dornish tier mutt.
>>222441831how it feels to eat Rhaenyra's Pot o' Slop™
>>222441695schooled that southern softie
A man chooses, a slave obeys
>The only reason why Daemon survived is because Cole refused to tumbletown with Gwayneif both Roxton and Cole were there, it would've been a wrap
>>222441850lol my exact same thought. also knew someone on 4chan would note it
>>222436709so where was the nude mysaria in the streets scene i was promised from the books?
>>222441189No, no, no!
