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You will accept the slop edition.

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>>222441924
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Rapist faction vs Child killer faction
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Fuck this show and fuck this season. The only good things left are Caraxes and Daemon, in that order.
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so it seems Sunfyre can still fly? though his landing in Harrenhall seemed pretty inelegant. and Aegon moves pretty well for a guy who was a bedridden cripple 8 episodes ago.
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>>222444794
>rapes create children for which to be killed
It's a perfect cycle, complete harmony
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>>222444782
To Booba, with haste!
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Aegon would be a good king
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High Septon bros...
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>>222444782
Maybe this is a dumb question but who cares about Heleana? I don't mean audience wise, I mean in the show. Alicent, mysaria and Rhaenyra clearly dont. Have any of Daemon, Aegon, or Aemond even mentioned her this season?
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>>222444807
Of course he can fly retard, read the books
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>>222444816
no
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Real new thread
Migrate for he has risen!
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>>222443276
>>222443276
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Another one in the books
Cant wait for more Dunk and Egg next year
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>>222444782
ngl the idea of fatlaena having to be force fed's pretty fucking funny
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>>222444822
i read fire and blood a long time ago and i thought i remembered that he can sort of hop and stagger around, i may be wrong though
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So what was ormund's plan exactly..?
>they won't dare kill children
>even though their leader is a famous child killer
>we have corlys as a hostage
>even though they had a falling out and clearly don't give a fuck about him
>ulf and his dragon will save us
>even though they have more dragons by far
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>>222444828
he is lucky, that's some nice booba
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>>222444807
Why didn't Rhae Rhae send Baela and Addam out to get him. In her eyes it was their fault and she already hates them so they should be expendable.
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>>222444824
I hate when this happens, I never know which is the rightful thread to serve.
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>>222444856
>he is lucky
Yes, Ser Duncan is a great and honest friend.
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>>222444828
the mysaria of the series
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>>222444782
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>>222444828
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>>222444823
Yes
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>>222444782
why did healeana an hero massive booba ??

she got free food, a cozy big room, a nice garden, servants, bathing her massive booba every day....why did she and allicent want to leave this place??

living anywhere like peasants to be raped and butchered by barbarians sounds terrible compared to comfy kingslanding not having to deal with the smallfolk ever
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Sex with Daeron the Dysfunctional.
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>>222444930
Aegon the king!
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Why was Mysaria being deported after sex?
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>>222444856
Just imagine
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>>222444943
well they could go to oldtown. worst thing that could happen is a few rapes on the road
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>>222444782
me watching Brand New Day btw
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>>222443276
we are here
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>>222444943
She was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss her so, That you should know, And we honor her this day.
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>>222444807
Larys's tough love physical therapy is paying dividends.
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>>222444982
No need to imagine.
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>>222444973
rhaenyra just starting up the ethnic cleansing program that deletes 99% of browns and blacks in the seven kingdoms by the time game of thrones comes around
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>>222444782
>dat bounce
shame we never got to see her milkers
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Why are niggers recycling old bad late bakes?
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Why am I, during the siege of Tumbelton (the peak of these two's arc) confused about where Ulf and Hugh even are? Why have I not been told ANYTHING about what Hugh did after his wife rejected him? It's a confusing and shallow mess. At least we got another 5? Or so minutes with Mysaria in this episode because that could not possibly have been saved for post Tumbleton! They somehow found a way to make this a worse finale than s2. Amazing.

All this comes back ultimately to us spending way too much time with Alicent, Mysaria and "Nettles". There is an actual cost to spending too much time on characters irrelevant to the story you are telling. This is a TV show with 8 hours a season, not a book with 1500 pages for you to stuff full of self-insert wankery.
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>>222444782
what is this retarded bitch going to do next season?
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>>222445379
She will be distraught to learn her eldest son is still alive.
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Why didnt Daemon kill Sheepstealer
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>>222445438
Because we cant actually kill dragons in the dragon war
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>>222445406
maybe she will try and hook up with him
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>>222445438
He can't finish.
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>execute the high septon
That can not be good.
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oh come the fuck on
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>>222445686
You will watch the slop.
You will enjoy the slop.
The only way to escape the slop is to throw yourself out of a window.
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the high septon? oldtown high septon?

yo rhae rhae this here some assassination shit
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Will they have Ulf rapemaxxing in Tumbleton next season?
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>>222446131
>Ulf necro-raping the charred child corpses.
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>>222444782
Oshi no ko is better than this
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>next season 2028

fucking hell
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>>222446171
They should switch to annual 4ep seasons.
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Blackfyre or Targaeryan?
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>Daemon as soon as he has to faced a properly armed and armored knight instead of farming nameless NPCs
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Aegonchads stay winning
We up, and free of humiliation ritual
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Realm's greatest warrior
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THE RATCATCHERS
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>>222446137
fatman won
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>>222444782
No way that jiggle is real
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Next season Ormund will be ressurected as Lord Stoneheart aka The Shepard and he will rally the people of King's Landing against the Bastard Whore all while having a dagger up his ass!!!
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>>222446258
CARAXES SAVE ME
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I miss Helaena.
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If fatman isn't going to write winds why doesn't he at least write F&B2 or more dunk&egg stories?
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>>222444782
Gods bless Helaena and her tits
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/r/ing daemon killin those kids
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>>222444794
I bet the rapists on the child killer faction are really fed up that they don't get to do more raping, and vice-versa.
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See how eventful and solid an episode can be when it doesn't have any Alicent shit in it?
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>>222446289
THE KING IS MY GRANDSON AND MY GRANDSON IS A RATCATCHER
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>>222444807
The seven who are one emboldened him
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>>222445438
They tried with 3 dragons but Sheepstealer TANKED THAT and Daemon ended up on his back full AAIIEEE.
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>makes every character seethe
>doesn't elaborate
>flies away
Dangerously based
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no more autistic babooba...
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>>222446323
does it matter so long as we can pretend it's all a feminist plot against incels?
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ulf is BASED and did NOTHING wrong
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>scissors her in one episode
>sends her away in the next
No reasons are articulated for this beyond "let's try Daemon's way now"
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>>222446309
that would leave him less time for whiny blogposts about how when you get old other people your age die, which is something he can't possibly have anticipated and started to emotionally process when he was 40, 50, 60 or 70.
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>>222446258
>one man or 60, he's still daemon tar-ACK
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>Daemon can't burn down this part of the wall because kids
>but he can burn down this other part of the wall where they haven't put kids
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>>222446345
what's his plan now that he's pissed off both sides? cozy up to aegon?
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I’d just like to inform everyone, that team black Targaryen Stan poster is a literally transsexual from Israel and they admitted it yesterday
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>>222444782
Leak bros... what happened?
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>>222446309
He’s nearly 78
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>>222446246
Blackfyre.
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>>222446341
>>222446345
they need to link up
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>>222446369
One man or 60, he's still butch af compared with the professing "greens" in this thread.
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>>222444782
>picrel
Me hatewatching HotD
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Aegon is the only good character
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>>222444820
Characters only exist in the scene they are currently in
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>>222444842
I assume he did not travel to Dragonstone by skipping on water
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reminder that the Faith of the Seven fully supports king Aegon, Second of his Name

princess Rhaenyra may have six dragons, but the Faith's god has seven faces
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>ballista shoots horseman riding in with Daemon
>but not the dragon that just stuck its head through the gate
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>>222446371
That genuinely would have been hysterical. A competent showrunner could've pulled this off. Huge speech interrupted, the riot immediately starts and all the chaos ensues.
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>>222446368
Ulf has a characteristically shitwitted notion he can be king.
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>>222446371
Unironically would have been better and would have given the peasants more of a reason to kick off
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>>222446358
the show can't kill her off because that would imply lesbian sex = death or something. and she can't hang around while Rhae gets more dragonhitler-y because that would imply lesbian relationships make you into hitler.
I get the impression that writing shows in the modern subtextually sensitive culture is quite tricky.
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Helaena looked more alive on those spikes than before.
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>>222446396
too bad they couldnt save him or aegon or his followers
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>>222446420
must've been all that soup
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>ulf strolling out of tumbletown during a city-wide battle to mount his dragon (guarded by a single nervous man)
>managing to spot ormund hightower from the sky - one man amongst thousands with smoke and fire and shit happening everywhere
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>>222446383
ulf needs to link up with his faggot /tv/ supporters. he will be richly and thickly armored with the glaze they wank out
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>>222444782
YOU WILL EAT THE GOY SLOP
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>>222446373
And that makes him illiterate?
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>>222446420
This is to show how much of an emotional vampire Rhaenyra is
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>refuses moontea
>starves herself
>jumps onto spikes before she has a chance to give birth
What the fuck was Halaena's problem? This is all because Ryan Condal thought having an infant in a single scene was too difficult to film by the way.
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>>222446371
god i wish this would've happened
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>>222446368
>what's his plan now that he's pissed off both sides? cozy up to aegon?
based if he did. He would make everyone cope and seeth if he did.
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>>222446388
Team black. This is the company you keep
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Wait a minute, how did the Blacks not know that Ulf turned?
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>>222446448
>What the fuck was Halaena's problem?
Never dealt with a pregnant woman before?
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Did the writers forget about Aegon III
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>>222446432
he could sniff him
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Have you all heard the good news? He is risen.
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>>222446371
>>222446404
alas that this would have required very specific castle design
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>>222446436
t b h bruh the people who post to bitch about the series aren't eating the goy slop any less completely than the ones who still manage by whatever opaque means to enjoy it
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>>222444798
Nothing Daemon does makes sense
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So is Roxton calling Daemon a babe killer because he just BBQed some kids/his men are killing the kids that he himself put on the walls, or is he the only person to remember Blood and Cheese?
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>>222446456
>Wait a minute, how did the Blacks not know that Ulf turned?
because the plot demanded it.
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>>222446448
>What the fuck was Halaena's problem?
Fat and stupid.
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>>222446459
He's in Pentos.
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>>222446448
her boobs were growing too big, she couldnt take it anymore
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>>222446309
Winds is unnecessary. Just watch the show.
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How did the guy guarding Ulf's dragon not see the two Hightower armoured guys behind him and flee? Fucking mong
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>>222446455
ikr it wouldn't need *60* of us greenchads to rape 1 tranny
I bet 20 of us could do it
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>>222446448
>This is all because Ryan Condal thought having an infant in a single scene was too difficult to film by the way.

it's a casting and timeline issue. why make a big deal about Heleana being pregnant if it doesn't have consequences. you have to cast a kid who then has no role during the story. etc.

GRRM is a retard for thinking reducing her number of children was ever a problem.
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>le war... is le hell????
>OH MY BLOOD OF HIGH VALYRIA
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I'm not mad since he's frankly the only character who's scenes I've enjoyed this season. But what's the point of giving Aegon the classic humbled king suffers and becomes a good leader and king arc when he's going to spend most of the rest of the show in hiding followed by 30 seconds actually on the throne before Alicent finally managing to kill one of her kids?
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>>222446492
Those dragon fights must've been REALLY expensive if they're just using AI for promo material now
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>>222446461
he doesn't look like that tho. he's all scorched and wizened like a barely ambulatory scrotum
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>>222446523
He was so confident going in. Then he had that 1000 yard whore stare after he got raped by based Bold Jon
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>>222446461
Let us make obeisance before his sacred colostomy bag.
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>>222444807
how did aegon find aemons within a day when rhaenyra spent the entire season looking for him in vain
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>>222446523
Wouldn't he have known that from the Stepstones?
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I think that Aegon's burned head prosthetic makes him appear a bit hydrocephalic
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>>222444782
>>222444897
I will never forgive Aegon for not appreciating and treating this milker goddess with love
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>Battle of Tumbleton
>expecting Siege of Tory, but with Dragons
>get slap stick comedy and teleportation instead.
10/10 would laugh again.
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>>222446527
to make her killing one of her kids more ironic, silly.
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This was so epic
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>>222446558
He levelled up on his heroes journey and learned to use common sense
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Helena's visions lead to NOTHING.
The prophecy shit is tiring and repetitive.
Alys does zero magic at all.
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>>222446522
GRRM is right, you and Condal are wrong.
The show could've just had her have two sons for the events of Blood and Cheese, then have Maelor die in the same way as he did in the book. You know actually have some catalyst for Helaena killing herself other than Rhaenyra not being genuine in sharing her enthusiasm about bugs. As it stands the whole pregnancy retcon is just a shaggydog story that didn't add anything. Helaena kills herself for no particular reason.
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where is larys?
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>That's a proper fucking...by the North
*yawn*
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>>222446517
>you’re brown!
>youre white!
Pick an insult
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>>222446492
>cheats on her husband
>people point out that she very obviously cheated on her husband
>"noooo stop noticing! that's anti-femitic!"

women were a mistake.
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Dunkchads stay winning
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This might be jaehaera
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>>222446586
somewhere with raven access because he sent those pro aegon messages

>>222446581
>>222446590
12 hours later you're still seething
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>>222446586
who?
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>>222446581
Modern day William Wallace right here lads.
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>>222446522
Borrowing a 2 year old for a couple of episodes isn't as big of a deal as you make it out to be.
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>>222446558
there needed to be a cheesy flashback of Aegon and Aemond's child actors having a positive brotherly bonding experience while on a trip.

>I know exactly where he'll be [looks at camera]
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is rhaenyra a white supremacist? normies are pissed at her saying the half black kid had tainted blood
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Jon was so real for calling Daemon a Babe killer and then just beating his ass
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>>222446581
It's camp as *fuck*.
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I AM THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED
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GRRM's reaction to this season?
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Reminder, you can never be "cured" of alcoholism, one ale is one too many and many too few. It's never safe to drink and fly.
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>>222446581
This was cringe af, but I enjoyed the retard on the left
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yee yee ass helmet
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>>222446623
and you're so real for rimming Jon's, that what you wanted to hear?
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>Caraxes burning Silverwing, for all we know we just witnessed Ulf getting fried in a large deviation from the books
>Vermithor coming up the rear, is Hugh flying him at that moment or no? Has Hugh even turned by this point? Vermithor vs Caraxes fight presumably coming up in another book deviation? If not, how the hell would this scene conclude?
Fuck this
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>“Season 4 is going to be even bigger. We have new characters and new dragons and new locations
>https://ew.com/house-of-the-dragon-season-3-ending-explained-emma-darcy-death-condemns-rhaenyra-12036768
What does this cunt mean they're adding dragons shouldn't they be losing them?
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>>222446603
>Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is running
>HotD releases a trailer before it even finishes it's season
>HotD is running as AKOTSK is wrapping up filming
>not even any stills for season 2
I'm not even kidding I'm more excited to see what Standfast, let alone any of the major characters in costumes, look like.
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>>222446623
>you're a bad person for killing the kids I placed everywhere
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>>222446611
>>222446585
>spends all of season 2 whining about pacing
>NOOOO THERE WAS SOMETHING POINTLESS IN THE BOOK IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE SHOW TOO AAAAAGH

GRRM himself doesn't know why it mattered to him that Heleana had 3 children.
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>>>/wsg/6211521
what was that, Rhaenyra?
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Ormund's death was kinda tasteless
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>>222446635
Why are they wearing so much fur in a subtropical land during summer
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Great Jon is Aegon's strongest warrior
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>>222446649
maybe the cannibal is going to eat sheepstealer
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>>222446629
He's now deleting sentences from Winds in retaliation
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>>222446649
Cannibal and Grey Ghost?
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>>222446635
With it paused I can see his teeth aren't of quite the British badness I'd thought, which is a trifle disappointing.
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>>222446653
>it is I, Jon, of House Hamas!
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Daemon switched from riding a horse to Caraxes like switching guns in a video game
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>>222446649
Grey ghost and cannibal
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>>222446657
>pointless
Okay retard. Gurm explained it. That kid's death is the reason for Haelena's suicide.
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I swear to fucking god, if Condal robs us of Aegon, Aemond and Dareon all being in Tumbleton together, the public will tare and feather him.
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>>222446649
I'm so hyped for Morghul and Morning
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>>222446685
lol, Straits still closed
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>>222446702
>tare
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>>222446653
I think he meant blood and cheese.

It is folowed by "kinslayer" if I didn't mishear it.
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>>222446657
>GRRM himself doesn't know why it mattered to him that Heleana had 3 children.
He literally says why in his post you illiterate retard. Maelor's death drives Helaena to despair and then her suicide causes the start of the riots that end up driving Rhaenyra out of the city as well as the storming of the dragon pit.
Literally what reason did she have to kill herself specifically in this episode? None whatsoever.
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>>222446673
Will we turn on him when he kills Based Hugh though? I need to know, I don't want to be like some pink donut eater.
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>>222446649
>new characters
But why, the ones we have barely developed
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>>222446665
>Ormund's death was kinda tasteless
Ulf realized Ormund was suffering so he put him out of his misery.
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>>222446702
There's hardly anything the public won't tolerate of the film industry at this point
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>>222446717
How is show Hugh based. He's a whimpering cuck for his ugly jeet wife
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>>222446713
Don't be silly, nobody remembers Blood and Cheese.
Also that makes his accusation even funnier
>yeah I don't care about the peasant kids you literally just killed, only that one highborn one from months ago
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>>222446635
That was the coolest moment in the entire show. I wish Roddy was my dad and we could both go die for the queen.
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How on earth are the showrunners going to fit everything that's left into 8 episodes? We need to have second Tumbleton, God's Eye, the riots, the Dragonpit storming, Rhaenyra's escape, the Dragonstone faceoff, the burning of the Shepherd, hour of the wolf, etc.
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>>222446647
>Vermithor coming up the rear,
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Hugh and Ulf gonna rule Tumbleton like the books?
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>>222446707
I thought the Iranian kids all got blown up by a Tomahawk.
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>>222446309
because he said the next dunk spoils winds so winds needs to be first
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So Mysaria is Shae 2.0 where she goes postal after being told to fuck off right? She's gonna be the Shepherd and cause the riots to get back at Rhaenyra like how Shae testified at Tyrion's trial?
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>>222446735
Yes? That makes sense?
>random peasant kids
Vs
>the toddler son of his king who’s related to the man he serves
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>>222446741
>How on earth are the showrunners going to fit everything that's left into 8 episodes? We need to have second Tumbleton, God's Eye, the riots, the Dragonpit storming, Rhaenyra's escape, the Dragonstone faceoff, the burning of the Shepherd, hour of the wolf, etc.

Either it's gonna be a complete and utter rushed mess with ZERO character development at all or they are gonna cut like 90% of it.;
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>>222446741
They will cut stuff like the moon of the three kings
>no socialist king Gaemon
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>>222446740
>Aye; Gate open, then die
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>>222446707
What does that have to do with Hamas?
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>>222446733
You're a whimpering cuck without even the excuse of having even an ugly Indian wife though.
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>>222446657
>>222446714
And yes the pacing is terrible. Countless redundant scenes, Tumbleton being built up for like 6 episodes straight for no reason, the riverland host seemingly crawling toward it on all fours. Rhaenyra's entire arc of turning unhinged happened in this episode after being in s2 what would you have me do from ep 1 - 7
I actually fucking hope David Zaslav or whoever is in charge of this mess trims season 4 to 6 episodes at this rate. You fucking imbecile.
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>>222446740
This bitch body shamed Gwayne, that's too much for me
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>>222446635
>OOGA BOOGA
These retards were embarrassing. Most cringe i've experienced in the show so far and I've experienced Rhaenyra
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>>222446740
Whenever they put such unsubtle, unsophisticated nonsense clearly meant for the gallery (see Ormund's death), I groan mentally, because I know in reality the normoids slop it up
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>>222446746
Books?
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>>222446700
you have to focus on the show to avoid acknowledging that GRRM's ideas were never any good to begin with.
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Tyland is getting the army from Rook's Rest for a pincer movement on King's Landing. His army attacking from the north and Aegon's army in Tumbleton attacking from the south.
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>>222446760
It makes sense in universe but for a modern viewer it's really hard to take his opinion seriously makes the accusation weaker in a contemporary context
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>>222446735
>>yeah I don't care about the peasant kids you literally just killed, only that one highborn one from months ago
What seems to be the problem?
Royal children aren't just lying on the side of a road and there is a difference between a toddler and a 12yo - latter may have at least some combat ability.
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>>222446488
He remembers blood and cheese, and it's also a suitable line because his valyrian steel sword is literally called Orphan Maker
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>>222446746
Yeah it looks like the greens lost hard and they are making their own third faction.
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>>222446702
"Tar" and feather, anon, and you're talking shit.
>>222446728
You're the public, you simpering twat.
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>Alicent scene at the end
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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this show is laughably bad, the plot isn't nearly as complex as GOT yet they can't even execute it correctly
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>>222446809
moar liek FAGtion amirite lel
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>>222446774
season 2 was 4 good episodes and 4 bad episodes, shame that anything nuanced is non-viable for astroturfing.

I haven't watched the new season yet and boy am I not feeling bad about that reading the posts of the shills here.
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did they fuck up at the end of tumbleton? there's a dragon, caraxes maybe, firing at vermithor? but hugh was mourning his jeeta wife who he failed anyways
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>>222446801
What an interesting moral question, is forcing a 12 year old who is self aware enough to know that they're going to die worse than killing a sleeping toddler who is still yet to conceptualise mortality.
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The final for this season should have been Godseye with Helaena's death at the start of next so they can start to lose control of KL. Daemon (and Aemond though given he's spent the the last year or so locked away fucking a witch rather than doing warcrimes its less of an issue) being alive this late is going to really force the timeline to crunch next season
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>make Aegon a rapist
>objectively the better ruler
What did feminists mean by this?
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>>222446797
Eh. Not to me. I don’t care about kids who die in some place whereas I care about them if I know them.
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>>222446843
Caraxes is chasing off Silverwing and Ulf while being shadowed by Vermithor?
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>>222446817
As terrible as this episode was I was at least glad to not cut back to her until tje very end. These showrunners lack the restraint to not show every character in every episode and that's how we get repetitive scenes. Unless it's Joffrey, he can sleep for 3 episodes straight. It's nit like he's going to fucking die in one or two episodes and should have at least a little bit of personality shown before then.
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>>222446809
I'm pretty sure that either Hugh or Ulf are getting raped by Aegon and Aemond as early as next episode. That's the only thing that makes sense considering Daeron is a little bitch in the show and he won't do shit.
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>>222446852
Rhaenyra is also a rapist
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>>222446523
disappointed scene, since he already burned two childs just to open the gate
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>>222446839
No Ulf and Hugh are pretty straight compared to Ormund and Gwayne!
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>>222446852
stop trying to fit in, you smarmy faggot
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>>222446831
character-driven political war stories are complex as fuck.
they had to make sure everything is motivated as a character decision while being surprising and it just wasn't possible given the material GRRM gave them.

unlike GRRM they can't get away with timeskipping to the next scene they want to write.
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>>222446857
Roxton likely didn't know Jaherys so falls flat there too
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>>222446852
it's one of the best aspects of the show and GRRM had nothing to do with it.
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>>222446869
>I'm pretty sure that either Hugh or Ulf are getting raped by Aegon and Aemond as early as next episode
How? Aegon can't fight for shit and his crippled dragon can barely fly and Aemond is still recovering and vaghar is MIA on the other hand Ulf and Hugh are in good shape also I'm 100% sure Daeron is gone for good but they will never find his body like in the book.
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normies unironically thought the geriatric northern haka was cool
no wonder the series is shit
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So is Ormund dead dead or is he going to kinomaxx and become the Shepherd?
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this show sucked, may the seven bless aegon II
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>>222446852
lol you pissed off the dyke
>>222446876
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>>222446852
Twitter thought they did it to make him the obvious villain but Sara "If she screams no then its time to go" Hess clearly thinks its a positive.
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>>222446871
>please don't suck my dick. Please Rhaenyra, don't ride my cock and force me to cum inside your tight teenage princess pussy, no you rapist brat
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Blackcels here's how we can still win this war

>Baratheon army from Storm's End will relieve King's Landing from any attack from Tumbleton or Rook's Rest
>Force Vale of Arryn into the conflict by threatening to burn the Eyrie to the ground
>Have Rhaena bond with Dreamfyre
>engage in a mighty counter offensive that will drive them back to Oldtown and they will sue for peace.
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So all that's left for Daeron is die in the second tumbleton, right? Why did they even include him
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>>222446647
It's just Caraxes doing stuff on his own, Vermithor is Silverwing's mate and Hugh isn't around to control him so his instint is to defend her (and Ulf) from Caraxes. Probably also justifies why Daemon doesn't try to fight Ulf when he gets back on Caraxes, Hugh is away crying over his wife so Vermithor would protecc Silverwing.
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>>222446896
>Aemond is still recovering
Aemond is taking longer to recover from one measly stab wound than Aegon did from being burned alive. Truly we know who the true king is.
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>>222446842
It's the same quality as season 1 and 2. You could cut half the scenes out and those you couldn't you could shorten by half. People say season 2 was bad because it was written for a longer season and then not altered, but I'm starting to think season 3 hasn't been changed much either despite also being shorter (basically 6 ep aside from wrapping up 2)
Read these threads a month back or watch a video about it from that time. People thought we'd get both tumbletons and the riot, even Rhaenyra fleeing King's Landing lol
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>>222446899
He was the best character this season, so he’s definitely DEAD

RIP GOAT
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>>222446522
They already threw out the timeline if you ever paid attention. It is nonsensical. Blood and Cheese should have been properly adapted.
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>>222446896
They explicitly says they are going to Tumbleton. There's no other reason. Also Sunfyre has to kill 2 more dragons. I also highly doubt Daeron is dead unless they completely swap his role with Aemond or Aegon with is possible since the writers seem to be pushing God's Eye way further down the line like episode 6.
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>manage to turn an alcoholic
>just like Nyra give him no squire or oversight so he can get pissed and pass out in the shitter
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>>222446883
Relatively familiar.
>hey your friends brothers little son was killed
>hey this kid in 18277227727 cities away from you died
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>>222446852
Why do people moralfag so much about rape nowadays? It's to the point you can't even be allowed to like the character without some deranged schizo calling you a chud or something. Back in the day we watched Vikings on the History Channel, and almost every fucking male character in that show was a rapist, repeatedly, and they were all still loved. And what about the show You, isn't that show about some sociopath who stalks and murders (probably would rape too) random women? And he's loved too. I don't get it.
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it's amazing how main characters are using plastic helmets painted with metallic spray paint. Like the production is this fucking cheap? They can't even make real steel helmets for the actors? I can understand all the extras and whatnot who aren't the main focus on screen wearing lower quality props, but the main actors should be wearing actual armor
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>>222446881
>character-driven political war stories are complex as fuck.
The thing is as much as I complain about the Alicent-Rhaenyra shit. Two formerly close friends who grow to hate each other due to family politics is a good arc to set the story around they hit on the perfect way to tell the story. But then had Alicent inexplicably decide she's pro-Rhaenyra. Rhaenyra be far less of a bitch than the book version and every bad thing be due to an accident.
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>>222446935
>Also Sunfyre has to kill 2 more dragons.
It doesn't have to, they can easily just cut it
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>>222446558
he stepped in plot teleporter and clicked aemond
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fuckin hate this character
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>>222446909
More like
>No Rhaenyra don't abuse your highborn status to force me to break my vows, which might result in me getting executed or sentenced to spend the rest of my life in the frozen north living among thieves and rapists
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>Aegon and Aemond and Daeron will all be at Tumbleton II
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>>222446918
>Aemond is taking longer to recover from one measly stab wound than Aegon did from being burned alive
That's because Alicent poisoned him.

>>222446935
>They explicitly says they are going to Tumbleton
Yes but they are going to fly away when they see Vermintor and Silverwing flying around as they don't know they betrayed the blacks and Sunfyre will only kill Moondancer because she is small as fuck Vermintor would rape Sunfyre.
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Daeron did literally nothing this entire season. They retconned him back in after not having him in season 1 and only mentioning him offhandedly in s2, just to have him do nothing at all. And they even use his moniker despite it being completely unearned
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>>222446928
yeah dude if they'd just mindlessly filmed GRRM's edgelord ideas in the miseryporn way you wanted I'm sure everything else about his cliffnotes would have been great.
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>>222446941
>>hey this kid in 18277227727 cities away from you died
Not really, those kids are literally in the same location Roxton is in, and he likely manhandled some of them himself into position to die

>>hey your friends brothers little son was killed
>>hey this kid you threw into oncoming traffic died
Roxton's hands are covered in the blood of kids so it's all very ironic
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>>222446955
Dumb take, in this general we enjoy jewish booba.
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>>222446911
The North, the Riverlands, and the Vale will magic up an army don’t worry
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>>222446681
>>222446698
Grey ghost serves zero purpose now that everyone in westeros knows sunfyre is alive and can fly.
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>>222446955
why is she even on blacks/daemon side after he killed the blackwood guy?
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>>222446953
Vermithor and Silverwing have to die. Daeron is either dead or useless. I don't see how they'll change it.
>>222446967
>Vermintor would rape Sunfyre
This is a joke, right? Sunfyre is unironically the strongest dragon in the Dance. He literally soloes 2 dragons while injured. Vermithor dies to Tessarion
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>>222446950
For some reason this dude in the last episode reminded me the black darth vader looking guy from the 2nd live action asterix movie

His helmet looks darth vader-ish enough i guess
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>>222446977
sex
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>>222446967
>That's because Alicent poisoned him.
Just chunder and have a shit, still easier than 90% 3rd degree burns
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>>222446935
>They explicitly says they are going to Tumbleton.
After finding Vhagar.
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since they're doing whatever they feel like with the story they should just let Daeron win
have the last episode be Viserys waking up from a nightmare
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>>222446852
>normie women who who hated Aegon for raping now love him
Aegon literally raped them until they loved him he’s so fucking goated
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>>222446984
>Vermithor and Silverwing have to die.
"They kill each other when Ulf and Hugh fall out"
It's hackery but it's easily possible for them to write it
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>>222446982
loyal to their lord paramount oscar tully who swore fealty to rhaenyra
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They're gonna change Tumbleton 2 to be about Aegon and Aemond saving the city and killing Ulf and Hugh and Adam all at once, then Daemon somehow splits then into two and cripples aegon again, then aemond forces him to go to the gods eye were both die, but it'll be framed as aemond's redemption avenging his brother and everyone will clap when daemon dies.
cripple aegon will be saved by larys again and smuggled into dragon stone as mysaria becomes the shepherd and kills rhaerhae's dragons
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>>222446984
Nah you're wrong Sunfyre killed a faggot veggie dragon and Moondancer (small as a horse) Vermintor was huge and he died fighting Seasmoke and Tessarion.

>>222446997
Maester niggerman cured those in a week.
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>>222446984
Silverwing survives the Dance.
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>>222446935
Battle above the God's Eye will now also feature Aegon on Sunfyre, and Aemond will pull some stupid move to sacrifice himself to kill Daemon so Aegon will live.
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>>222446950
This helmet has something reminiscent of a visor but it's just part of the mold. They could've just included a visor that he lifts up and it would have made it look much better. Same with Ormund's armor. Waste time making elaborate engravings just to have his whole face uncovered lmao
Knight of the 7 kingdoms cant come soon enough
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>>222447010
>"They kill each other when Ulf and Hugh fall out"
nah, it's bros before hoes. Ulf and Hugh are the only people they have left.
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>>222446965
>combining Dance on Dragonstone, Dance Above God's Eye and Second Tumbleton
Would be gay and retarded. Those 3 should not be in the same room anymore at this point in the story
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>>222447021
They’ll combine Aegon and Rhaena with aemond and daemon
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Cannibal status?
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>>222447025
They didn't like each other before and it's very easy to write a plot where two broken men armed with dragons trying to share a burned out town decide to kill the other
>This town ain't big enough for the both of us
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>>222446973
Maybe if Condal doesn't like Fire and Blood then he shouldn't have adapted it. I'm sure the 4/10 average rating soap operas he made before HotD could use a few more seasons.
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>>222446951
people also used to bitch about Catelyn taking Tyrion hostage early in GoT. they're trying to do both Alicent and Rhae as complex characters but that's really hard and literally everything about the show would need to be working perfectly for it to be credible.

only I, Claudius has really pulled this off before and I'm not surprised that HBO writers could manage it by trying to adapt a GRRM historical masturbation session.
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>>222447021
PLEASE ruin daemons ultimate aura moment Sara and Ryan it would be SO fucking funny
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>>222447023
That too, the visor that does nothing and is non functional, it's just so amateurish for a production where each episode costs like 20+ million dollars. Where the fuck is the money going?
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>>222447005
I actually hope for chud squad with these 2 niggas, Larys and Lannister green MVP getting into idiotic comedic situations if that will come at an expense of Rhaenyra's scenes or prostitute's scenes or Harrenhall scenes or Velaryon scenes
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Imagine being a citizen of Tumbleton and you have to go though this dog and pony show again. Being forcibly conscripted like a Levée en masse.
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>>222447043
lol the DAnce is a soap opera
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>>222447043
maybe if you don't want to do anything worthwhille with your life you should spend it posting on 4chan.
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I hate main characters effortlessly killing extras in 2 swings so much
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>>222447066
Shit looked like a video game
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>>222446629
>This year has been… stressful, to say the least. So much has been happening, it’s been overwhelming ... there have been nightmares too.
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>>222447043
>Maybe if Condal doesn't like Fire and Blood then he shouldn't have adapted it.
I think at this point we need a Fire and Blood that tells the definitive history, not just from different maester perspectives. Because it allows hacks like Condal to twist and turn the story for his own perverse agenda. I'm not saying George write it, have someone he trusts write it.
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FUCK NYRA FUCK DANY
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>>222447035
Yep. And daemon will give rhaena dark sister before the battle and will not do the jump
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Helaena killed herself for no good reason. She knew Aegon would emerge victorious. She still had her child. Oh no she was so le depressed, but could still have the fire to argue with Rhaenyra and finish her arts and crafts. Yeah ok. That’s why her death isn’t a big deal even to greenkeks rn. No one cares.
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>>222447047
This is a show where the main villain of the season has gamer controller throwing rage at a table and comedically pukes at anything gross. These "deep characters" have as much place in peppa pig as they do in HotD. Ryan Condal is a fucking imbecile as are his dyke writers who are outclassed in emulatimg GRRM's prose by random people in this thread.
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>>222446955
what character?
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>>222447066
>I hate main characters effortlessly killing extras in 2 swings so much
would be kinda nice if an extra got like a 5 minute battle with a named cast member.
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>Aemond will have a prophecy vision over the gods eye caused by Alys that will show how his line will lead to Bran as King, and the vision will distract him enough to allow Daemon to kill him.
Sounds kino. Our guy was always the better warrior. Daemon just got a cheap shot.
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>>222445379

Locked in a tower seething over the fact that her sons managed to survive her.
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>>222446522
SO WHAT WAS THE REASON BEHIND MAKING AEGON III, VISERYS II AND JAEHAERA TODDLERS! Aegon III should've been about Egg's age, MAYBE EVEN OLDER. RYFAG CUMDAL is BITCHING about a PROBLEM of HIS OWN MAKING
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>>222447079
>I think at this point we need a Fire and Blood that tells the definitive history
How retarded are you?
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>>222447049
They spent it all on the team Black dragons ganging up sheepstealer sorry Anon
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>singlehandedly sets women back in Westeros by a thousand years

IM A BITCH, IM A LOVER
IM A CHILD, IM A MOTHER
IM A SINNER IM A SAINT
I DO NOT FEEL ASHAMED
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>>222447099
Shut up grrm
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DANY GOING MAD AND DYING WAS PROVEN TO BE FROM GEORGE AND CANON AS SHOWN IN THE SHOW AND THE HARRENHAL PRODUCTION
RHAENYRA WENT MAD AND DIED AND THEN DANY DID THE SAME THING
^^^^^^^^^^
C A N O N
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>>222445379
>>222447100

Also forced scenes with Rhaenera.
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>>222446955
I fucking HATE that retarded makeup
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>>222446719
Is there even anyone to be added (obviously no Nettles)? unless he means making Aegon the toddler an actual character or something?
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Corlys turning on the blacks came very much out of left field.
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>>222447107
Because they only had to exist for a few seconds. The show will end before the regency anyway.
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Migrate
>>222447127
>>222447127
>>222447127
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>>222447013
Who gives if he's huge if he fucking jobs to the smallest dragon in the Dance? Vermithor is quite literally the most useless dragon if Syrax didn't exist
>>222447017
I meant Seasmoke
>>222447021
That will be the dumbest thing ever since Daemon is the one who does a suicide charge. Aemond has no reason to believe he'll lose. But I can see them having a 2v2 with Aegon fighting Rhaena on a different location.
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>>222447052
>Next came the Bluecoats to make my sons fight,
>Next came the Greencoats to make my wife whore,
>Next came the Browncoats to burn down my home.
>I have naught but my life, now come the Blackcoats to rob me of that."

I think that's what they're going for. at least the writers are TRYING to do something literary.
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>King Maegor the Chud
>a Chud of the Seven Kingdoms and mogger of the faith
>is considered a blood-handed despot
>there are Maegors born after him

>Rhaenyra the Realm's Prostitute
>I AM A QUEEN
>I AM A QUEEN
>I AM A QUEEN
>gets turned into a dragon turd
>not a single Rhaenyra after her

Interesting.
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>>222446345
should have just become a merc in essos
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Are these leakers retarded? Half of these points are made up.
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Emma and Sonya said on the BTS that Rhaerhae sent Mysaria away because she didn't want to be tempted by lesbian sex to embrace peace.
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>>222447079
That wouldn't matter. They've changed things that are completely unambigous like character ages.
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>>222447079
>I think at this point we need a Fire and Blood that tells the definitive history, not just from different maester perspectives
Anon, the whole point of Fire & Blood is to show that history is messy, that it’s not perfectly documented, that there’s no definitive version, and that a lot of details are lost (or deliberately omitted).
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>>222446973
Imagine if D&D botched the Red Wedding. I could see you defending it because its 'misery porn'.
>Ick, that is too edgy. Lets just do nonsensical shit the entire time that literally makes no sense instead. That would be so much better.
LMAO. It is just indefensible.
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>>222447086
still better than the material they're adapted from then :D
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>decide its time to get the masses on your side
>put on a meme armor
>kill the high septon
>hold a rally where you explain to everyone how youre the chosen one and only you can stop the coming apocalypse
why is she like this
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>>222447154
Deleted scenes or plot points? Unironically the leaks sounded million times better
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>>222447193
>>222447193
>>222447193
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>>222447161
Yeah, so lets do stuff that directly contradicts even the most widely accepted facts while the characters flip irrational motivations on a dime instead.
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>>222447107
anon Deamon and Aemon are going to self-terminate each other in literally the final episode of the show after Rhae gets eaten in S04E07, how stupid are you not to already realize this?
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>>222446950
This particular helmet took me out too, but it was the obviously rubber strap. At least Ulf's helmet was pretty good.
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>>222446909
He had to pretend to enjoy it. His life was on the line.
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>>222447154
Usually more scenes are filmed and some are cut in post production either due to the episode's length of to keep the plot concise.
Some scenes in the last episode felt really abrupt.
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>>222447079
>I think at this point we need a Fire and Blood that tells the definitive history

the reason F&B is written like it is, is because GRRM specifically didn't want to have to worry about writing that story properly.

which makes it more amazing the level of autism here when HBO changes events to make them more filmable and skips some kiddie porn or child torture that GRRM hacked out in between comiccon panels.
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>>222447097
>would be kinda nice if an extra got like a 5 minute battle with a named cast member.
I don't think it's an extra, but isn't there a famous clip from an o,d polnish movie where a character wants to casually kill another guy, and the other guy turns out to be a swordmaster?
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>People are so upset with the TV show that they will twist themselves into knots to believe GRRM is good
It’s all shit. A shit adaptation of shit. Some shit has bits of corn in it. Some shit is liquid. But no one will ever call it dinner outside the subcontinent.

The shows and the books are guilty pleasures. They’ve never been anything but.
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>>222447243
the first 3 books (despite not being perfect) are really good, and pointed to something that felt like it could have been both original and great. they're why we're still here.
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>>222447023
>Waste time making elaborate engravings just to have his whole face uncovered
Yea that annoys me too, especially in the jousting scenes from the tourney to the death in S1. They want you to recognize the actors. At least Daemon's open face helmet is cool, unlike this shit.
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>>222446960
God she looks so plump and soft...
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>>222446950
They aren't casting proper actors. Why would they care about costumes? Or anything else for that matter? All they care about is writing some lesbian sex or whatever. I honestly don't know what they're trying to do.
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>>222447132
He didn't. He specifically said in the scene where the lads pull him out of the dungeon that he would not turn on Rhaenyra. He tried to give Daemon some sound advice on letting Daeron go rule Oldtown. And then went into Tumbleton to inform Daemon that Ulf had turned. Nothing about his actions signifies a betrayal.
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>>222446685
kek
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Anyone got a clip of that guy charging into Tumbleton getting his shit blown smoove off by the scattershot?



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