Yeah I'm thinking he's back
>>222455248my liquor store keeps raising their prices
He should abstain from that fuckin goatee lmao
>>222455248its a well accepted fact that doing what makes you happy is healthy for you, even if that includes smoking and drinking. That’s why you see examples of 80 year old drinkers and smokers, because they genuinely love it. If being sober makes you miserable you are actually harming yourself more than if you were using.
>>222455248It shows.
>>222455445>if you love what you do you never work a day in your lifecosby must have really loved the rape, we should follow his example. maybe it could even reverse hair loss incurred from stress
>>222455371buy wine making kits. you get 20l for 20 bucks
>>222455248How many of his kids kept his surname?
>>222455371DIY wine + vinegar. But i'm not a big drinker
>>222455525Yes. All about balance
>>222455248Tarantino (round 3) & Brad on Club Random when?
>>222455648Hmm PITT or JOLIE Which one will the mind fucked trooned out child that lives with his mom choose?
>>222455445>>222455591>>222455670Choosing to drink alcohol when weed is the healthier alternative with less side effects is brain dead retarded
>>222455248angelina trooned his kid and he wouldn't accept it. they wanted him to call is daughter "John". when he refused she made his life a living hell.angelina jolie is an evil woke cunt
>>222455747Weed makes you brain dead retarded that’s why you believe that in the first place.
>>222455248Why does he look like Christian Bale?
>>222455248He should find that little Vietnam shit and get him over international waters again and finish the job.
Will he finally join the Leo and Maguire pussy bandits? They are currently wrecking havoc on Ibiza
>>222455747The health benefits of alcohol are vast and not fully understood yet.
>>222455747>when danny devito spiked arnolds cigar he could not remember his lines>eeeuh eeeeh what's the line euuh eeeh
>>222455787>angelina joliethe same woman that used to carry around a vial of billy bob thorntons blood around her neck and that used to tongue kiss her own brother on camera regularlyyes. thats her own brother in the picture. there are dozens on google
>>222455248If he could go back and avoid hooking up with Jolie, he would. She ruined 20 years of his life, and now he's an old man no matter how good he still looks. No reason to continue to deprive himself.
>>222455747friend of mine smoked a marijuana one time and he jumped into the engine of a jet airplane because he thought it was a secret portal to heaven. just happened a few months ago. weed, not even once.
>>222455747Weed is for niggers and high schoolers
What working either David Fincher does to a mfer
>>222456785Those would make great insulation for an outer wall
>>222456785why is he giving such a moralfagging expression? I'd be dying of laughter
>>222455648the feeling's probably mutualwho the fuck wants some nepo adopted 3rd worlder to take his family name?how many of them are actually his kids vs some novelty that his retarded ex wife wanted for attention
>>222455248Based. I'm becoming somewhat of an alcoholic myself.I've been drinking a whole bottle of Jack Daniels 200ml almost every single day since last week. The day after my whole body aches severely until I drink again.
>>222455972In a way, it was a portal to the heaven.
>>222455248Alcoholic claiming he’s finally sober. Hmmm..
God I wish alcohol wasn't so damn tocix and bad for your entire body. Being tipsy is the best feeling ever. No anxiety, relaxed, not giving a fuck. Also ehen im tipsy talking to women becomes easy. I can safely say without alcohol I would have had 70% less hook ups and make outs with women.If this shit wasn't death I would drink it every day to keep on the tipsy level.
>>222457362very true, all pot smokers go to heaven so you're free to kill yourself at any point after lighting up
>>222457388Oh wait I read that wrong. I’m a bit drunk
>>222455972My cousin smoke spot at a family reunion and tried to suck my grandpas dick. He kept laughing and saying “it’s ok because we’re related”. Haven’t heard from him in about 10 years.
>>222455648His kids did not even kept their genderLMAO
Now I respect Jolie, I do..
>>222457033it's his. hes just trying to find a non empty one
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222455371Price you pay to keep Iran from having nukes.
>>222455648The same amount that kept their cock and balls
>>222456785Collecting empty bottles can indeed go out of hand.>>222455648>>222457034Jolie turned their family into a human zoo to outdo the fellow virtue signalling celebs who 'only' adopted one or two exotic kid to parade around. Pitt probably got tired of fighting an uphill battle and decided to not force shit. I imagine if his biological kids want something they can call his number, otherwise they're adults and can decide what they want to do with their lives.>>222455972He the fuck did he get anywhere near to the engine of a jet airplane while being high to begin with?
>>222457520Hey prices were going up way before Iran got bombed
>>222455747Weed is one of the gayest substances out there>"Oooh it makes me feel so chill and relaxed"Why do you want that? So you can fit another cock up your ass
>>222455371Is the store raising their prices or is your government increasing the tax on alcohol
>>222455747>This is what leftists ACTUALLY believe.
>>222455248Oh it shows Brad, it shows
>>2224575943 troons and 3 immigrant adoptees.poor brad
>>222457669It's scientific fact
I would drink too, if Sling Blade cornholed my wife first.
>>222455248Pitt Druk kino soon?
>>222455972I'm not a godtroon so this would never happen to me
>>222455747Both just cause me to ruminate harder since I'm a lonely loser.
>>222457392>and make outs with women.Describe these "make outs"Just playing tonsel hockey sounds cucked. I've only kissed women in the middle of being given a bath.
>>222455248>East of the rockies youre on the - caller turn your radio off!!
>>222458495>Go out>Get drunk or at least tipsy>Suddenly no anxiety even in a bar full of people or club>Suddenly have I don't give a fuck Attitude>Approach woman randomly>Get lucky and make outThe difference between a shy introvert and a Chad is that chads have all these anxieties and doubts disabled by default. With alcohol I can get their and essential act like a chad. Bir like I said. The downside is that booze is so bad for your body in every which way.
I would like to announce that I only druk once or twice a year now.it was anxiety for me, and lots of personal work n therapy, and you?you ever been someone's druk guardian angel?One night I was out on my own and struck out as usual, but I helped a totally wasted Scottish dude get home at 2am after closing. He walked up and was like anyone speak English here???I have no fucking clue where I am??? I called us an Uber driver but needed an address. His phone had 1% battery left when he turned it on, miraculously he was able to get an address. Got him home then my own guardian angel, my aunt, picked me up from the city at 4am scolding me(leaving out the embarassing part where I drunkenly suggested we should go get hookers, thankfully not something that happened)WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A LIFE! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL RIDE
>>222455747Weed is for children and women.
>>222455741>>222457034>>222457422>>222457562>>222457594Remember PITT ended up with the marriage he TOLERATED. He could've put his foot down at any time BEFORE it got worse. Bitch made
>>222455747>>222455798Fellas, fellas...
>>222455445FACTAlcohol lowers your testosterone and makes you gay and trans
>>222455248Good for him, it's never too late to start
>>222455248Good for him.
>>222455248Good for him, top lad.
>>222457317Nigga, that's only 4 shots.
>>222459819based, crossfade masterrace. sippin on evan williams and sam adams while smokin’ a bowl.
>>222456946True. No toxic plastic fumes or fiberglass fibers either.
>>222460716kek what a lightweight
>>222457317Quit now, lil bro. You have no idea how bad it's going to get.
>>222455248He is 62 years old. At that point yeah, may as well drink and smoke.
>>222457409>>222457388
>>222457635THIS. i drink ALCOHOL instead so i can feel ANGRY and DEPRESSED and t-bone a schoolbus full of children at 90 miles per hour
>>222455747>weed is the healthier alternativeTechnically true, but imo weed doesn’t jibe well with the average 4chan anon’s brain chemistry for various reasons. I think most anons are generally too uptight to get into weed.
is this the thread?
>>222461847
>>222455747Weed gave me psychosis for like 6 months straight, I lost my absolute fucking mind and went into psych wards like 6 times
>>222455747Men made the world with liquor, weedheads just kill themselves
>>222455371Go to New York they are giving shit for free. I already filled two trucks
>>222455248OH NOHERE HE COMES AGAIN
I went out of town for work and basically became an alcoholic again after being basically clean for the last 5 years.Hotel rooms are boring af.Now I'm back and need to get clean again.
>>222461897lol fucking dweeb. you will be schizophrenic before 35
>>222455747Weed makes you dumb
>>222456785WHAT A LIFE!
>>222456785>>222455248Addiction is a problem for people who have to work.As long as he is Smart enough to have people drive him home and avoid punching a cop on the street he can drink until he is 80 with no problems (then the degeneration on nerves is a hell life for a few years.).Addiction is just finger wagged for the slave classes because you end up a ward of the state after you miss work too many times.
>>222455747potheads are just as retarded as alcoholics.
>>222457974How did Bob Marley die?
>>222458024god, her hands and weird lanky frame. shes trailer trash with a good looking face, but just barely. shes gonna be doing the crazy cat lady roles when that lucky fat distribution leaves her face
What a life
>>222455248I like that he's Bruce Lee maxxing.
>>222455747>with less side effects>becomes both a low INT retard and a schizoGod, i hate stoners, they really are the bottom of the barrel retards
>>222461897Damn.Obviously you know this is a unique you only issue.
>>222455248I quit drinking and just take weed edibles now.
>>222457501lel
>>222464521>just switch meat to vegetables
>>222464681I feel like I switched from being vegan to eating meat. I actually have energy, I'm going to the gym and I get restful sleep.
>>222462810AIDS
good hope he dies. justice for maddox
I got a DUI and it seriously fucked up my life.
Based
>>222455248he's like 90, let the man have a drink you fucking weirdos
>>222455248it's crazy how everyone thought it was a bad idea hooking up with Jolie back in 2005, and it turned out even worse.I think he saw himself as Kurt Cobain, he has that Gen-x fuck you I wont do what you tell me ethos. and went for the trap Jolie set him head first.
>>222455747>DUDE
>>222457483another victory by Achilleus facing multiple opponents at once
>>222455858yes, there are none
Jennifer keeps winning.
>>222455972rip in pieces to your friend
>>222457636>In Australia, tax makes up roughly 60% of the purchase price of a standard bottle of whisky. For a typical 700mL bottle of spirits at 40%, federal alcohol excise duty is about $30.84, plus an additional 10% Goods and Services Tax (GST) applied at retail>Excise Duty: $110.15 per litre of pure alcohol (as of August 2026), which increases twice a year with inflationI have no idea who the fuck could even afford to get drunk in my country anymore aside from boomers.
Imagine crying about Brad Pitt drinking whiskey while your entire bloodline is built on chugging industrial-strength radiator fluid and huffing fumes behind a Wendy's dumpster, you absolute low-IQ NPCs.
>>222455248>on Sept. 14, 2016, Jolie, Pitt and their six children were traveling from the winery, Chateau Miraval, to Los Angeles.>“Pitt’s aggressive behavior started even before the family got to the airport, with Pitt having a confrontation with one of the children. After the flight took off, Jolie approached Pitt and asked him what was wrong,” the filing says. “Pitt accused her of being too deferential to the children and verbally attacked her.”>Later, it says, “He pulled her into the bathroom and began yelling at her. Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall.”>One of the children, who were between 8 and 15 years old at the time, verbally defended Jolie, the countersuit says, and Pitt lashed out.>“Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him. To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself backwards into the airplane’s seats injuring Jolie’s back and elbow,” the filing says. “The children rushed in and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face.”>The document says he subsequently poured beer on Jolie and poured beer and red wine on the children.>It included a photo of a bruise on Jolie’s elbow and a “rug-burn type injury” on her hand. In it she said that she had seen Pitt have two to three drinks, but said he appeared articulate and not intoxicated.>The investigators met with federal prosecutors, and “It was agreed by all parties that criminal charges in this case would not be pursued due to several factors,” the report says.>Brad Pitt told Angelina Jolie one of her children 'looked like a fucking Columbine kid'>Pitt had also allegedly taken Jolie to the back of the plane, grabbed her shoulders and shook her while yelling, 'You're fucking up this family
God willing a few more months and i'll be 1 year w/o a single drop of alcohol in social gatherins. last month 2 friends celebrated their bds and there was a ton of alcohol. i just do it for the kicks
>>222455747BAAAAAAAAAASED
>>222456785Has he never heard of a bin? Why put your rubbish in the walls?
>>222458803>literally me when I was singleNow the only benefit of getting drunk is trying to get my girl even more drunk, so she fucks my brains out later.
>>222467752Wtf is his problem?
>>222457392is it that bad tho? most people that end up with some sort of illness from alcohol are downing a handle of vodka every two days, which obviously is not healthy but i dont really think a six pack 5 days a week is a huge problem
for me it's being sober for 29 days and then drinking two bottles of scotch on a weekend
>>222469908Even if you only get drunk on weekend where you drink 6-8 londrinks, it doesn't matter to your body if you down 8 drinks on the weekends only, or if you drink 1.5 drinks a day. It's the same damage. Getting only shit faced on the weekend is essentially as being a light alcoholic that drinks one or 2 drinks a day, err day. So basically you poison yourself week after week after week.Alcohol damages literally everything in your body.. it even greatly reduces the quality of your sleep.Getting drunk on e a week every week will take years of your life.
>>222464462>God, i hate stoners, they really are the bottom of the barrel retardsisnt that 4channers
>>222455525No evidence he ever raped anyone. Norm Macdonald was wrong for shitting on a fellow comic for woke points; thought he was based too.
>>222455371Yuengling has stayed out 6 bucks for 6 pints and I don't know how except maybe the CEO is a drunk and wants other people to enjoy being drunk, may Allah bless him
>>222467294A sack of goon is still $10
>NOOOOOOO DON'T DRINK>IT'S DAMAGING YOU>YOU COULD DIE AT 78 INSTEAD OF 82
>>222467752>He pulled her into the bathroom and began yelling at her. Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall.> he subsequently poured beer on Joliekek my father did this too
>>222470292One of those 4 extra years might be the year i finally get a gf
>>222470309>he doesn't know that alcohol is the magical gf finding potion for autists
>>222462810foot infection and refused a blood transfusion cause of gay religious reasons iirc
>>222462810he was retarded like all niggers
>>222467752I 100% understand this crashout. It's going to be missing a mountain of context. I bet he's spent the past 10+ years with Jolie constantly getting on his ass and treating him like a bad child when he tries to discipline them appropriately and of course the bad kids love the permissive mother so in their youthful stupidity they're ganging up on him. This is why it's so incredibly important to pick your wife carefully. If she doesn't respect your leadership and authority the family is over before it ever even began. And as their indulgent and unruly lives continue to unwind they're never even going to know what went wrong.
>>222470593I get this shit all the time>child screams all day>oh anon it's just what kids do these are big feelings let it out>dad yells at the child to set them straight>YOU CAN'T EVER DO THAT THAT'S ABUSE I'M ABOUT TO CALL CPS
>>222470461It wasn't an infection, it was cancer.
>>222455747weed makes them have anxiety attacksthey drink because of anxiety
>>222455972Can I have his dealers numbeR?
alcohol is good and fun but not that much. i thought these rich celebrities had access to funner drugs
>>222457635> anon associates relaxing with getting assfuckedThis is one of the gayest things I’ve ever read.
the youngest child of his just turned 18. legal.so he is only revealing this info because he doesn't have to pretend anymore.there's no way he never drank for the past 7 years.
>>222455747nice try seth rogen
what a life
>>222471468A beer in the shower is genuinely great
>>222470154incel energy from your post
>He says he can have a few glasses of wine ... but not too many, explaining, "I have to be professional about it."Alcoholic here. This never, ever, ever works out lmao
>>222471500No it isn't. The water warms it up and it tastes disgusting.
>>222471500why would a person drink a beer in the shower when the sauna is right next to it and much more relaxing
>>222471500It is absolutely top tier>>222472121The water doesn't hit your beer dummy you have shelves
>>222472121i posted my reply to that anon before reading yours, but there is an entire culture of people drinking cold beers in a hot room in finland. it takes quite a while for the beer to warm up.the juxtaposition of a hot sensation outside and the cold liquid pouring down your throat is magical.
>>222455248Right on lad, back to the liquid Jew!
>>222467752>“The children rushed in and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face.”
>>222472371alcohol is older than judaism
