Blood of Old Valyr-ACK editionPrev: >>222453452
>>222455880>did Cercei blowing up the Sept had any consequences at all?None at all.
/Dunk/ bro's....now that the shit fan fiction show is over it's our time again.
you are part of the problem if you watch this
>>222455895>/got/hotd/dunk/
>Only checks her house AFTER the battlekek what a retard
>mfw a Lyseni manwhore forgets he's not on his lizard and starts talking shit
AI will one day give us the real ASOIAF, Dunk and Egg and Dance of the Dragons
>>222455895>NOOOO CARAXES HELP HEEELLLPPP MEEE
HISSSSSSSSSSSS
how bad will season 4 be? is rhaenyra staying alive still on the table? my guess is that aegon will let her live if she escapes to essos
So how will they model the sheer scale of rape energy at Tumbleton? Knowing these guys they should love to include canon mass rape surely
What is the source of their nutritional sustenance? Of what nourishment does the population consume?What is the grub of this hub?Where are the edibles of this edifice?What foodstuffs does this population employ for victuals?
>>222455939>exact same shit (grimdark, betrayals, incest, rape, torture, mud) j>ust with no dragons and more poopingAKOTSK fags are so sad in a way
>>222455976rawr xd
KINSLAYERBABE KILLERHEATHEN
>>222455989all the blacks indians and asians will have to get genocided since they are not in king's landing during s01 of got
>>222455968>Armor actually blocks a swordI think this is the first time we've seen that since that Dothraki tried stabbing Jorah in season 1 of GoT (not counting Drunk)
>>222455989can't wait to see how they fuck up god's eye
>>222456028Isn’t this guy a rapist why does he care
>>222455999They order UberEats you hick retarf
>>222456006There is actually 9 kingdoms Rajeesh.
>>222455989normies will eat up whatever it is, the season 3 finale has a 9.1 on imdb
Even a decade plus later Ned and Sean Bean are hard carrying the north. The rest of these guys stink.
>>222455943I love her so much.
I miss Helaena.
>>222456049who are the Indian delivery jeets of the ASOIAF universe saar?
That was out of character for Ulf. He considers the common drunks his people but he burned them all.
>>222455895His eye magically heals itself after this scene.
>>222456070That’s the Arryn side.
>>222456088>He considers the common drunks his people but he burned them all.Well you see, Ormund called him a poopy head for being an hour late to a battle he was in.
>>222456076Stupid bitch was too retarded to live. >i wanna be in natureBitch you wouldnt last 3 hours in nature.
>>222456006I guess people are just desperate to be a fan of something and everyhing released since around 2015 is utter garbage so 5/10 stuff like akotsk seems awesome
>>222455895Why is Aemond's head so huge?
In the show, Aemond is going to die holding off Daemon to save Aegon
I will take Egg to shitpost, but not on /tv/. Egg is no fa/tv/irgin. Not yet. Might be he's better served away from... Obsession threads and... Oddysey chudbate and...
>Babr killer!What did he mean by this?
RhaeRhae fags, this your queen?
>>222455939fine bunch of lads
So the visions Helaena had of the gray mare, the gate with the golden light and the storming of the dragonpit meant literally nothing, huh?
>>222456134They beat the Stormlands in a land war at the height of their power and conquered the entire trident so
....why did Helaena kill herself?
These threads are too damn fast for an old man like me (32).
>>222455989show has been irredeemable since rhaenys and the dragon pit.
>>222456131
Was Helena's death the stupidest thing ever recorded?>has a baby on way>mother coming back>her husband came back to life>let me go kill myself without a guard watching me
THE REACH BELONGS TO THE FORNSWORN
>>222456162She saw a vision of Green Victory with her son as a Dragonrider and realised that, if the evil Green Bloodline continued, the rapes would continue forever so she sacrificed herself in the end for The Good Queen & Realm's Delight, Viserys' True Heir.
Ahem.......fuck all targs.
>>222455953So did his wife die or
>>222456163all me btw
>>222456162>....why did Helaena kill herself?GRRM said Condal gave no explanation.
>>222456041>Nuncle! I'm glad you could make it to our parlay. Alys in her womanly wisdom, and sex dreams of my mother, have convinced me that we should not do war but solve our differences through diplomacy!>Yes Aemond! The battle of Tumbleton made me realise war bad, and Mysaria (she teleported to me last night) told me to meet you here. Let us now debate and discuss the right way to solve our disputes>Oh no nuncle! My dragon has been spooked by a green man and I've lost control!>Don't worry Aemond, I'll fly after you to help you and- Oh no! Your dragon snapping at mine caused me to lose control over my own dragon and they've begun to fight!>Be careful nuncle, I believe your seatbelt isn't properly fastened!>Aaaaaaaah Aemond watch out! I've slipped out of my saddle and my blade is falling right towards you!>AAAAAAAAAAAAHRated 8.5/10 by imdb
>>222456131I was hoping he would slap her, like they did in old movies, and say something like "dammit woman, get ahold of yourself!"
>>222456184I’m pretty sure in the book her death causes the pleb revolution because she was well liked as a smol bean soul or something Idr
WaitSheepstealer was never taught high valerion. So this is why he can't understand Raena's commands.
>>222456184The writers really didn't want Rhaenyra to kill her baby even though that one little change would've made her death both a lot more impactful and less nonsensical
>>222455895>nobody even cares to complain about all the forced blackwashing anymore/got/ has fallen hard
>>222456223What is she wearing on her head? Is it a hood of mail? Or is it just fabric. Wouldn’t it pull her hair?
>>222456162Because she was mentally retarded. The big mistake they made was pampering her too much. >Ima kill myself because you made me eat They should have beat it out of her a long time ago. Locks on all the windows and daily beatings till she turns normal.
>>222456228Because you're just racist
>>222456159The Hoares were Andals who kept the rest of the retards in line
>>222456203Yeah she's dead, even though she's not visibly injured and it's not clear how she died
>>222456129Daemon had young Jahaerys (Aegon's son) killed by a RATCATCHER and a Goldcloak.
>>222456129Daemon had his nephew's head sawed off.
AHHHHHH SAVE US CARAXES
>>222456162Because they needed to advance the plot.
>>222456252House Hoare being mostly competent only for the Greyjoys to show up and be dumb haha
>>222456228>is that... a melanated individual!? AAAAHHHH SAVE ME CRITICAL DRINKER!
There is 100% no way that this bitch is getting eaten by Sunfyre after saying this. She will have her girl boss moment and just be burned or something and Sunfyre refuses to eat her
>>222456224>Rhaenyra to kill her babyThe vision shows her giving birth and the baby being taken away, there is no death in it.
>>222456053Dorne is a principality and Iron Islands were a part of the Kingdom of Isles and Rivers and Crownlands were carved out by Aegon. What he's listing are the provinces, Kingdoms refers to pre-Conquest geography, the lad should know that. Truly a clout fully deserved
>>222456190What's wrong with fucking relatives?
first for i want to have hotd gay sex with fake daeron
>>222456257Raped to death because that’s this show Her guts were all crushed by cocks
>>222456041It's already a fundamentally bad scene, where the Champion of Reddit and ultimate Targ Sue does an anime jump while in an ariel fight between Dragons that can traverse the continent in days and blast fire that melts stone walls. It simply is too cartoony to work as a scene in a serious setting.
kino
>>222456162Because butterflies
>>222456284She's clearly losing her shit and turning into Rhaenrya the Cruel. There's already tons of normies calling the writers and show runners misogynistic.
>>222456316Half this episode was gratuitous just to give this actor his moments.
>>222456228people here are way too invested in this franchise to care about that
>>222456284Did the writers actually intend for that speech to be inspiring? She came off as whiny and annoying to me, and everyone in-universe was looking at her like she was insane. But you can never be sure with these people.
>>222456316Anon, why are you watching it with HDR dust filter?
>>222456309I don't think so, she survived the rape grind on the King's Road after all
>>222456316>tfw this was the obligatory RAPE scene for the episode
>>222456228Nobody likes it and it makes no sense, but it's old news at this point so no one talks about it any more.
>>222456316Why is the North full of Redditors
>>222456277Killing all the Hoares was Aegon's biggest mistake. He should've just burnt one tower at Harrenhal to show them he could and force just Harren's surrender. Or at least he should've gotten Harren's brother back from the wall. If he'd done that the Iron Island's would've been fully integrated into the 7 kingdoms by the time of Robert's rebellion.
>>222456162We just don't know.
who won for now? greens or blacks
>>222456334slop enjoyers deserve what they get
there hasn't been a single bob or vagene this season but we got dicks
despite his feats throughout the battle, the aura loss was significant
>>222456228I CAREgive me the latest forced blackwashing my good sir
>>222456228People who discuss house of the dragon are bottom of the barrel retards who don't care as long as the nigger in question is on the right TEAM.
>>222456375in the show both factions lost
So in the book Nettles was also Daemon's daughter and he was banging her? And he fakes his death to live the rest of his life quietly with her?
>>222456223The medieval catholic church literally gave church asylum to adulterous whores who could otherwise be legally killed by scorned husbands and fathers according to secular mores and this is how feminists repay that venerable institution. All because they don't like babe killing.
>>222456338wdym?
>>222456375>who won for now? greens or blacksNot sure because there isn't an episode going over the aftermath.
>>222456336>Did the writers actually intend for that speech to be inspiring?No. The writers in the behind-the-scenes talk plainly about Rhaenyra losing her senses and performing a weird religious zealot speech to a group of people that are weirded out by her.
>>222456240mail coif
>>222456392Her being his daughter is a minor fan theory, nothing else
>>222456389wait, you can change house of dragon in your post with something else and you might be onto something...
How does Ormund take a shit if he's this averse to odor
>>222456380>aura farmingGet on my level
>>222456336>Did the writers actually intend for that speech to be inspiring?Of course not, they aren't THAT retard.
>>222456392No, Nettles was just some random commoner girl who tamed a dragon by feeding it sheep.
>>222456297Rhaenyra couldn't realistically let the child live if it was a male
>>222456438*dragon seed
>>222455943>>222456074You bunch of Alicent maniacs!
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222456303What happened to fake Daeron anyway? I don't remember seeing him since that episode where Alicent ruined the ruse. Is he being kept prisoner?
>>222456429imagine making dumb and dumber look intelligent
>no Alicent in the finale>episode is decentfunny how that works out
>>222456392Not his daughter but the rest is plausible
>>222456458He was sent to the wall
>>222456454The problem with Dornish women is that you have to keep them chained to the bed or in Hijab so that they don’t fuck the entire town while you are out shopping
>>222456451kek Olivia is great.
>Blackwood bitch is Jewish>thinks not causing civilian casualties is "boring"checks out
>>222456162A possible show explanation: other than the force feeding, Mysaria's words actually resonated with her and pushed her over the edge making her hopeless.My own interpretation is that maybe the dreaming itself plays a role, she knew she would kill herself, making her depressed, and thus killing herself in a self-fulfilling prophecy. It plays out the same way time traveling hypothetically works, no matter how hard one tries to change the past, the attempts themselves lead to the very events one wants to change. It might explain how absent minded Halaena seems throughout the show, if she actually knew all along.Meme answer: we are Halaena, Rhaenyra represents the writers, feeding slop to the audience. They're telling us to kys if we don't like it.
>>222456126I'm obsessed with Arianne Martell.
>>222456458she was never mentioned again.
>>222456416>n-no u, we cretinous stans from twitter are high quality genetic materialHearty kek. You are human refuse.
>>222456228the frog has been successfully boiled. condall and hess are laughing at everyone because they will get away with everything because asoiaf fans will literally consoom anything. so they will shit in your face and get money from hbo and you will say thank you, more pls
>>222456375I would say its a victory for the Greens desu.Ulf destroyed basically the entire Stark Tully army and made it look like Rhaenyra slaughtered the town.The lost Ormund but Gwayne and Daeron got away.
So why don’t the Greyjoys just land a fleet in Oldtown and occupy the city?
Why did Helena have no guards with her?
>>222456484you just KNOW Olivia eats male ass
>>222456429I wish for all normies to forget the words fascist and fascism.
>>222456228you have to be a third worlder to enjoy this type of show in the first place
>>222456526You think Rhae-Rhae is giving her guards? She chained her and Alicent up in a seedy brothel and let the whole of flea bottom have them….
>>222456524do the Ironborn even exist in HOTD?
i got dracarys'd from my job today so what are the chances i come across the same thing happening to mysariaat least she gets a nice severance package
>>222456482Dorne is such a chill place, but I wonder if the peasants engage in the same free love practices that the lords in Dorne seem to? Or are they stabbing each other to death over adultery and shit? I mean, as long as you can keep your woman sexually satisfied, there's no reason for her to go looking, so it'd really be on you for her cheating.
can't believe the showrunners actually referenced Blood & Cheese
neck slut
>Show is so feminised they won't even show Helaena's suicideTelevision in 2026 is grim
>>222456515>Ulf destroyed basically the entire Stark Tully army and made it look like Rhaenyra slaughtered the town.I'm willing to bet 99.99% of people on the ground believed it was Caraxes who burned the city to the ground. Ulf could land in Tumbleton and have zero problem.
I'm a little disappointed how we didn't get one last momcest sceneIf you could add one a AlicentxAemond sex scene in the final episode, how would you have done it?
>>222456393The medieval church actually did a lot of things specifically for women's rights. Like forbidding forced marriage to prevent wife-stealing, sheltering women, taking in orphans no questions asked, settling marital disputes in church courts, and allowing divorce (not modern divorce, you'd still be officially married but relieved of marital duties so a wife could live seperately from an abusive husband and the husband couldn't demand sex). But the world is only black and white so nobody talks about those parts.
>>222456392Daemon's body was never found after the God's Eye. There is a theory he survived and went on to live with Nettles.
>>222455819>>222455880I think this is going to be a "correction" of the Sept of Baelor having no consequences. Rhaenyra will try to install a new High Septon, but either he'll be rejected by the public, or she'll install the Shepherd and he'll blow things up in her face in the same way the High Sparrow undid Cersei.Never forget- this show exists to remind you that Ryan Condal has read the books :^)
>>222456228imagine being a bookfag in 2011 and having to wait for winds for 15 years and getting brown velaryons instead couldnt be me...
>>222456565Jumping suicide is difficult to put on screen because half the time it turns into a comedy
>Face you make when your opponent is not a random peasant or a common soldier
>>222456560Do you think his warm food gets cold by the time it reaches the stomach
>>222455999It's a market town, speedwatcher-kun
>>222456602Tommen scene worked fine
>>222456603you can literally pinpoint the moment when he realizes you can't Pox the Rox
>>222456074I miss season 1 Alicent so much. How the fuck can anyone who wrote this character think the logical next step is for her to turn sides to Rhaenyra and try and murder all her own sons.
>>222456603He was losing to a random pirate too before his dragon bailed him out
>>222456532Granted.Everything is now "Bonapartist".
>>222456565>>222456602How do you depict Helaena jumping out the same window Tommen jumped out of in a different way?
>Husband and baby die because of Targaryen dragonfire>Wants to marry and get impregnated by TargaryenDo women really?
>>222456603>>222456632you guys dont get itthey did this shit just to set the humiliation ritual for bowlcut
RHAENYRAAAAA HELP HE'S BEATING ME UP
The smallfolk did not see Helaena die. Why are they going to rebel?
>>222456316>Homelander: asks to suck dick>Ormund: is fucked in the assSo in these leftist writers' minds the biggest humiliation for a villain before his death is something involving gay sex? That's kinda homophobic, isn't it?
>>222456647>King of the Isles and the Rivers making a random bastard his Rock WifeHuh???
>>222456559nice meme, oc?
>>222456598Surely SURELY there isn't time for Rhaenyra to fuck around with a faith sub plot before she leaves Kings Landing, She has tk leave ep 1 right?
>>222456633how can you still pretend to be surprised? the show is shit and has been for a long time
What's up with modern writers and humiliation rituals?
>>222456647>Do women really?Women? Maybe not.150 years old cursed witch that actually understand magic?Yes.
>>222456662What are you a finook?
>>222456660mysaria is the shephard
>>222456559Few of the birds that Orwyle had sent off had returned as yet. One reached Roxton, though. One found the Reach, and a Green who still cared.
What the FUCK was he doing all season?
>>222456559Bold Jon, defender of the Faith.
>>222456689She was gonna get gangbanged and tossed in a gutter by random chud guards before Deus ex Machina saved her she’s not that strong
>FUCK YOU TOO
>>222456559I presumed he meant the kids that they had man the gates
>>222456723He was working on his pseudo-biographical novel.
>>222456723We don't know. I guess you could say it was pretty vague.
>>222456677you have to be pretend because once you admit the series is beyond saving there is no way to discuss it
>>222456677I'm no longer surprised by the show, I just genuinely cannot comprehend how anyone could ever make that jump. How sick does a mind have to be to see a protective mother and think "yup, she'd happily kill her kids for a crumb of her friend's pussy", how demented does a mind have to be to write both those characters and think they could be intepreted as a logical progression. Genuine sicko stuff.
>We... light the w-way... aaagghh...
>>222456723>he
>>222456660because no one saw her die in the book but larys and myseria will spread the rumor, the leak was right
>>222456749kinslayer and babekiller are clearly references to the relative whose assassination Daemon ordered, and who happened to be a baby
>He is risenWhy did they use such Christ-coded language for Aegon?>>222456674I think Rhaenyra is dying in the 2nd to last episode, and Aegon is dying in the series finale by the hand of his own mother, of course, after she witnesses her best friend FOREVER Rhae Rhae get eaten by Sunfyre. So she'll fuck off either in episode 6 or 7 of season 4. Like the other anon said, Helaena's death isn't in public, so it's no longer the cause. It's more likely her trying to upend the Faith of the Seven in KL is going to be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>betray the blacks AND the greensSo what's the next step of Ulfs master plan?
>>222456427is that uhhh an arc 3 merc standing in the river of flame area or whatever just before the chaos sanctuary? with conviction aura and something else? Good god i just got teleported to when i was 12 years old.
Why was she allowed to jump when earlier its shown she has guards within sight and no doubt guards or handmaids now force her to eat?Why did she jump if her goal was to have a safe or kinder future with her kids? Mysaria's words shouldn't have been that effective on a woman she doesn't knows and would think she's being escorted to safety.Probably like 4 more questions I'm too tired to think of.
>>222456723respect Vhagars pronouns, chud!
I hate how the show keeps pitching it as a Hightower vs Targ war instead of a Targ vs Targ war. Rhaenyra isn’t even pure Valyrian herself. It’s dumb.
>>222456769Not even the image I wanted to add but it sums up my feelings about it pretty well
>>222456796recruit hugh and kill the other riders I guess? I'm pretty sure daemon and aemon will die fighting them instead of each other lmao
>>222456686>What's up with modern writers and humiliation rituals?
>>222456814If it was articulated as Targ vs Targ then normalfags would be confused.
>>222456814the show wants you to see the Blacks as the real Targs, that's why their banner is just the banner of house Targaryen instead of Rhaenyra's actual coat of arms from the book
>>222456647>who's that?>she's my betrothed
>>222456838Not really. They even have the characters refusing to wear anything but their team colors already.
>>222456749Those are kids, they're not babies.
>>222456451You can bet.
>>222455895I gave up on this franchise but I still relapse and visit here and foiaf and watch some youtube videos. so apparently preston has finally stopped all pretense and is writing a fanfic now. I can see a close up (1990) situation developing with him, he is crazy
>>222456808Helaena was one of the most innocent and sympathetic characters, and the moment Rhaenyra decides to abuse her by forcibly feeding her and restraining her was supposed to be a dark moment. And following that, the moment when she shows no remorse for Helaena's death (confirming what Helaena said about her being ugly and not caring about anyone but herself and her throne) was supposed to be a clear villainous moment that proves Rhaenyra's selfishness and how she is unfit to be a good Queen. But, the reaction to this from the Blacks has been "wow, such a girl boss, kill those innocent people, mama!" Why are Blacks so soulless and evil, and incapable of media literacy? When the Greens are shown to be evil, we lament this on the Green side and curse the writers for showing evil traits to our heroes.
not a lot of tv shows or movies have the balls to show kids killed on screen, props
So do you guys think the brothel princes will be treated as legitimate claimants instead of random kids
>>222456686>butt sex is the ultimate humilliationThey are secretly more homophobic than the average 4chan user
>>222456375Phyrric Green victory
>>222456316>Backs against the wallWhy didn't Ormund heed his own advice?
>>222456028BACK TO THE RIVERLANDASREEEDOOOMREEEDOOOOOMREEEEDOOOMMMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222456162rhaenyra's food was awful
>>222456814In reality the dance has always been a Hightower vs Velaryon war as two of the most influential and richest houses of their time vying for their line on the throne. The Velaryons representing the Targaryens Valyrian roots and the Hightowers representing their adoption of Westerosi culture. Both houses end up losing a lot of their resources and falling out of the limelight.
>>222456844They are.
>>222456602my fucking sides
>>222456884no media before I think has had a mother rationally come to a conclusion that killing her children is the ultimate good. not even dark shit like we need to talk about kevin
>>222456228We complain about it every day. And rightfully so.
Why are allThe women ugly They did this with show cat tooThese women are supposed to be hot enough to inspire champions to fight
>>222455895I liked the season in general, definitely better than s2 but terrible season finale. Daemon the anime character getting beaten by a nobody was bad but Heleane committing suicide for virtually no reason and Rhaenyra explaining her meme prophesy to her muh people were far worse. At least she killed the filthy priest that was the only saving grace of this episode. And how are they going to wrap this shit up with only a single season left? Daemon vs Aemond, Aegon reclaiming King's Landing and getting killed will take at least three episodes. Daemon vs Aemond should have been the season finale with Tumbleton occurring mid way into this season instead of the ridiculous amount of screen time granted the Mysaria and Alys.
>>222456316>Be boomer>Too old to be of use at home>Don't want to be a burden to your family>Head south in a suicide charge to kill as many south shits as possible before dying>Shove a dagger up a sniveling lords ass>See a dragon is about to roast you both>Genuinely happy that he got one last hurrah with the boys before dyingThey call him reddit because Hightower fags have homolust for Ormund
>>222455895aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaI was thinking is Jon trying to make him into Aemond or what
>>222456924And neither has this show, considering Alicent came to the conclusion she needed to murder her son, who she personally forced to become king, because they wouldn't let her lead the war council.
>>222456919if the greens are Haightowers, the blacks are Arryns and Masseys
>>222456957i couldnt even tell they were ugly because ive been exclusively attracted to doodles since 2012.
>>222456392All that's known is that Daemon spent a lot of time with her. The more obvious reason with Rainiera getting fat and being extremely unlikable is he just found new pussy. But there's also the theory that she can ride a dragon because she's Daemon's bastard daughter
So do you guys think the conquest movie is going to be dog shit?
>>222456978I meant that it is portrayed as rational
>>222456971It was a seax, not a dagger.
>>222456689>>222456647
>>22245672315 seconds of her SFX costs 95% of an episode budget, the show accountant had enough
>>222456995aegon will be gay or a cuck
>>222456990what a life
>>222456971>Head south in a suicide charge to kill as many south shi-->I-IS THAT CRISTON COLE!? AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE A CHUMP! I WANT TO PRETEND TO BE COOL FIGHTING A DUDE WHO'S SO SICK HE CAN BARELY STAND! PLEASE LITTLE GIRL SHOOT HIM FOR ME SHOOT HIM NOW!
>>222457022Rhaenys was getting piped by singers so that’s canon yeh
>>222456646>Helaena alone in her room doing needlepoint>a flying beetle attracts her attention>she extends her hand and it lands on her finger, because she's magic>she brings it to the window and opens it, releasing the beetle>it flies away to freedom>profile view as she watches it go,then places her hand on her stomach>a few moments of silence, then she moves her hand to the window frame and places her foot on the ledge, then cut awayis that so hard?
>>222456723Vhagar is a woman.
>>222456458Anon, that was like what, four episodes ago? This series does not have continuity between episodes. What happens in ep 3 is not canon to the world of ep 8. fDaeron does not exist anymore.
>>222457029Cole didn't deserve a dignified death because he was brown.
>>222456647Historically? Yes. Women have always opened their legs for conquerors, it's called hypergamy. It's an evolutionary behaviour. It makes sure their offspring is the most viable. That's why when women reject that to the death, like with the famous Teuton Women, it's such a notable thing.
>>222456995either that or it will be mid like dunk but everyone will be so happy it's not the literal worst shit ever so it will be loved by both reddit and /tv/
>>222456602comedy yes, but also completely rains shit on top of her coronation and schizo speech
Ulf is such a strange name in hindsight for the setting. No other character had it to my knowledge and it sounds very northern if anything.
>>222456995Is there any way whatsoever that it won't be? Aegon's conquest is cool lore stuff but it isn't even particularly interesting film material if adapted right
>>222456646>she climbs onto the window sill>she squats down>balls her fists up against her shoulders>starts flapping her arms and clucking like a chicken>I Believe I Can Fly by R. Kelly starts playing>she jumps
asian lesbian spy
>>222456775Reminder that he could still be alive since we never saw his body
>>222455976
>>222456398did you pirate the wrong copy or something
>>222457029Consult an expert on how a lobotomy and female genital mutilation can help with your hysteria.
>>222457059you're really trying to force this, its cute but it won't catch on
>my daddy told me I'm special, I'm like a magical princess that was foretold in a prophecy, frfr no cap, that's why you must accept me as your queenI really hope the writers were aware of how ridiculous that speech woud sound to the people.
>>222456557Are the Jordaynes related to the Daynes?Like Karstark and Stark?
Props to HOTD for actually portraying northerners as they really are - closer to wildlings than to civilized men. Haughty tribalistic boors.Ned was the exception only because he was raised in the vale of Arryn.
>>222457063I think there was an Ironborn named Ulf in the books? One of Theon's or Victarion's men iirc?
Elia of Dorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you have sex with an Ibbenese woman
>>222457111>I just killed the pope of your religion and I'm here to tell you, I AM THE CHOSEN ON OF THE PLACE EVERYONE HATES>please clap
>>222457089He pirated the HDR version and then took a screenshot on a non-HDR monitor.
>>222457124Realistically what did el tardo think was going to happen?
>>222457124i hate the north
>>222457121That’s never occurred to me but Idt it says so in the lore so probably notThe Daynes are very weird cause their Valyrian features are something separate from everyone else, independent development
>>222457147he'd get the gate open before dying
>>222456995no
Wait, Ser Roxton, wait! I'm having a dragon dream.
>>222456184Her child is in the keep somewhere too. Fucking retarded.
>>222457029It shouldn't have been Roddy on that scene, just the kid and someone else.He will never live that down, the most coward bitchmade Stark greybeard that ever lived.
>>222456553I got accepted for a job today. I guess on one hand it's nice to make some money, but on the other hand I genuinely dread having to give up neeting. I'm just a shut-in autist, I'm not made for this world. Wish I could be a royal autist like Helaena and just chill in my room all day.
>>222457124Giga based
>>222457137Where did the writers get the idea that the Targs were not mostly assimilated into 7 worship by now. Viserys was not making blood sacrifice to the gods of old Valyria
>>222457121GRRM implied that in an interview, but he's never gone on to expand on it.>>222457178kek
Friendly reminder that Targs are nothing without their dragons
>>222456723Vhagar was teleporting around wherever the writers need her because the plot required them not to find Vhagar.
>>222457124>Hamastower use children as human shields, assuming their enemies aren't completely despicable monsters>they are wrong
>>222457071>>222457038>>222456646I think the best way they could've depicted it was to have her have a vision, and then it's abruptly interrupted because she think she's dreaming but is actually awake and moving and unwittingly kills herself
>>222456560Is that a blood vein or muscle along his whole neck? Loks like a massive vulnerability.
>>222456796>So what's the next step of Ulfs master plan?Teaming up with Hugh and turning Tumbleton into his own fiefdom.
>>222457178GODS he was strong then
>>222457213Vhagar is VERY sneaky for a dragon the size of a castle.
I'm an idiot, someone explain why Helaena of Targaryen unalived herself
>>222456796few pintspork scratchingsa maiden maybe
Why doesn’t Daemon just take his dragon and burn Tyrosh/Lys/Myr to the ground if the Triarchy won’t stop interfering? It’s not a very long trip as the dragon flies.
Who are the Indians of asoiaf?
>>222457014A straight, non-incestous, relationship between two characters played by white actors who do resemble their book counterparts in HOTD?Even Aegon seems somewhat in disbelief.Very stunning and brave of you, showrunners
explain in two sentences why this couldn't have happened
>>222457223>more House of the MisunderstandingPlease no we're finally getting past that
Ulf is son of Jaehaerys he's supposed to be the king right now anyway. Fuck all these shitheads disrespecting him. GO ULF!
>>222457268Because Hess has an abortion fetish and since Helaena refused to take the moon tea they went with the Irish abortion instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7cEhAvrMMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7cEhAvrMMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7cEhAvrMMwNEW CONSTANTINE_JAMES REVIEW
>>222457268She was mental
>>222457268Larys Strong warged into her to turn the people against Rhaenyra
>>222457277The lamb men of Lhazareen.
>>222457283the producers think hotd its some kind of serious production
>>222457285The concept of Jaeharys having a bastard or being unfaithful is so weird to me, Alysanne would kill his ass
>>222457124Kid shouldn't have been so cocky
>>222457268the whore was going to kill her baby and she couldnt play with bugs
>>222457283she was outside of the sept when she made that speech how would Helaena jump?
>>222457105I know, you are all too stupid
>>222457268Dunno, penny dropped she was a prisoner for life I guess and that Rhaenyra would kill her baby again
>show acknowledges that abortion is murder ….based?
>>222457277the fans
>>222457154Oh shit, it's that fuckin zip furio
This was definitely a big improvement from S2 for sure. Could have been even better if basically every Alicent scene was cut though.
Why are they making Rhaenyra into such a religious fundamentalist? She really thinks she is appointed by the gods.
>>222457283Rheanyra is allegedly a serious character and not a joke
>>222457180I lover her so muchI went to see that vampire movie thinking it was her but it was fucking johnny depp's daughter and she SUCKED and is UGLY compared to my wife olivia
>>222457285>Bastard>Dumb as fuck>Only friends are those he buys drinks for>Alcoholic>Sweetest guy you ever knew>Will turn into a full of narcissistic psycho as soon as he gets his hands on a weapon of mass destructionI want him to win because he is literally me
Would the show be better if we got crazy Rhaenerya from the start of season 2?
>>222457359no the point of abortion is it's a personal choice for the women. Helena didn't want to be forced to do an abortion for her child.
>>222457277Rhoynar. They even worship a smelly river.
FUCK THE BLACKS, FUCK THE GREENS.HERE RISES THE WHITES!
>Hugh is a random bastard Saera had in Lys, or some shitWat?
>>222456995Aegon's Conquest is not exactly a riveting story to begin with. And the writers will 100% fill it with wokeism. It will be bad.
KINSLAYERBABE-KILLERHEATHEN
>>222457406he grew up in a whorehouse with his whore mom
>>222457410they'll make all the targs black and have them buck break a medieval white world with max humiliation. It will be called the opus magnus of nigger worship.
>>222457283Helaena liked beatles and they dont fly so why would she try and flyHelaena doesnt want to fly
is Emma using her natural nonbinary voice or is she acting
>>222457386>Would the show be better if we got crazy Rhaenerya from the start of season 2?Ok here's how we do it>she goes completely depressed after Luke>spends episodes just completely depressed doing nothing>Jace snaps her out of it>she starts acting and dressing like a man>increasingly over compensating for her being a women by doing more and more extreme stuff.>even when she's having sex with Masyria, she's pegging her.I think this would have a been a good gender role exploration.
So are the viewers just not supposed to care that her kids are obviously bastards or are we supposed to suspend disbelief that they aren’t mullato
ALMOND HIGHTOWEEEEER
>>222457426Why did the guy who grew up in the lap of luxury with the top courtesan of Lys making horseshoes in shit city?
>>222457459Yeah it's weird that nobody ever mentioned it before
>>222457336Maybe she didn't. Maybe she was involuntarily teleported into the air above the sept by Hightower tech.
>>222457445>natural >nonbinary voice
>>222457481>targs can literally dream SO HARD they teleport
Reminder Bold Cuck Cuxton would get absolutely destroyed on mounted combat. A Horse vs a Dragon would be absolutely laughable and he wouldn't last 10 seconds
>>222457487you know what I mean
the whole prophecy scene was insaneI only watch this show to shitpost here but I can't take it anymore I couldn't even finish the episode
>>222457502hello Matt Smith
>>222457401ULF THE WHITE! ULF THE WHITE! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!
>>222457410It could only work as a disaster movie from the point of view of the Andals ending on a prophesy that one day a hero will deliver them. Que to Bobby B. caving in Rhaegar's chest. Roll credits.
>>222457470prolly because he got sick of watching his mom get gangbanged
Helaena's suicide makes no fucking sense in the show. What the fuck are they thinking?
>>222457542but some whore told her to do it
>>222457182congrats anon. as neat as neet life is, i'm not autistic enough to stay in the same situation for too long. my brain needs stimulation and pussy (or at least the proximity of it)what sucks is i had designs on this job, moving my way up the corpo ladder. but because of one stupid mistake i made months ago that i didn't think would get back to my manager, those designs are now piss in the wind. i'll bounce back though. just annoying having to look for another decent job.you should take this as an opportunity to be a better version of yourself - banter with coworkers, travel to new places, eat good food etc.
>Rhaenyra stood in front of the smallfolk and Faith and gave a speech about how ruling Westeros was promised to her and her family 3000 years agoWhat did Ryan Condal mean by this?
So like why does Daemon like Rhae-Rhae again he just does all the work while Syrax chases her own tail
>>222457502Wrong. Bold Jon would slay the foul beat with the power invested in him by the Warrior himself.
wait did she say she was the PRINCE that was promised because the actor is a tranny? ugh
>>222457459>So are the viewers just not supposed to care that her kids are obviously bastardsThe show cut out like 99% of her relationship with Ser Harwin Strong. The point is she fell in love as a teenager got knocked up with Strong and keep doing it. She than started owning it and gloating it around as some prize because she turns her husband into a cuckhold.Regardless, neither greens or blacks cared about the obvious basterdry of them and Otto even said "they would be granted all the lands, titles and names".
>>222457542She was already trying to starve herself, she's autistic so she needs no reason for her actions.
>>222457560>wait did she say she was the PRINCE that was promised because the actor is a tranny? ughRetard. Watch GOT. They explained the PRINCE in Old Valyrian is gender neutral.
>>222457542She saw a vision of the script and read that she was supposed to kill herself now so she did it.
>>222457542>spend all season babbling about "muh daughter" "muh unborn son">decide, eh fuck dem keeds and jump to your death for no reason - killing your unborn son in the processWomeme moment
>still doing this stupid prophecy shit when we all know it ends up being completely meaninglesscool!
>>222457502i wonder who could be behind this post
>>222457541Must have been real fucking tired of all that shit if he decided to slum it up in the worst place on earth.Also his older half brothers are the sons of Volantene Triarchs and shit and this guy's out there covered in mud.
>>222457584im sorry i didnt memorize one line from an 8 season show i saw 13 years ago
>>222457595Is not their fault the other show sharted the bed.
I want to have sex with a Dornish woman
>>222455954>>222455968how can one man be so based? autistic, quiet, but based. Almost makes up for the axing of the lads
I thought for sure Rhaenyra was going to force feed Haleana moon tea to abort her kid against her will and that would be why she kills herself.
>>222457135Don't they have webbed feet
>>222457633No that’s some people on the Three SistersIbbenese are fantasy Neanderthals basically
>>222457595>still doing this stupid prophecy shit when we all know it ends up being completely meaningless>I WAS CHOSEN BY THE GODS>NOW JUST IGNORE I KILLED THE HIGH SEPTON
>>222457632i dont think she ever learned about the pregnancy. her master of whispers didn't tell her for some fucking reason, and yet still acts scorned when fired for being uselesswhat great writing
Reminder that Daemon and Roxton fighting is FANFICTION the hotd coprophages wrote because they (rightly) assumed that their pea-brained audience would get confused and tune out unless they added more important characters to Tumbleton>yeah but it was fanfiction I liked becasue Daemon got beatenPATHETIC.
>>222457657>i dont think she ever learned about the pregnancyI know this shows a drag, but she literally mentions the baby in that same scene
>>222457647Thousand Islanders are also weird fish people mutts
see you in two years
>>222457549The porridge they gave her was yucky
>>222457657Where did you get that idea? The handmaiden who comes to tell her that Helaena isn't eating specifically references that the maesters are afraid for her AND her unborn child.
>remove Maysria after having sex with herIs this whorish behavior?
>>222457667Don't bother anon. Greentroons are utterly desperate and this is their only cope. Let them have their HBO nepo jew feminist fanfic.
>>222457173Anya can't be Rhaenys becasue she's already married to my cool self insert who doesn't afraid of anything.
>>222457657Anon, Alicent told her
>>222457700You confirming that the Roxtonposting gets on your nerves just makes me more excited to keep at it.
>>222457700>greentroons>blacks are full of trannies and the queen is an actual troonCome on now
Green side has zero army.
Why do ugly women keep getting raped in this show? Hugh’s wife is just some haggard foid, were all the pretty ones already taken?
>>222457667You have to read between the lines in the books, but it's there.
>>222457667reminder that you can't Pox the Rox
>>222457729they have the shitty baratheon army made of green fucking boys
>>222457717I think it's funny. Keep it going, wont change anything.
>>222457717Thanks for confirming that you care more about retard tribal shitflinging than the source material.
>>222457729The people of kings landing are their army.
why was Rhaenyra the Joker bro?
who the FUCK is this?
>>222457736what do you think happens to women irl? they get raped all the time
>>222457750Your welcome.
>>222457722Sharako Lohar was stared by Abigail Thorn, MTF trans women. (Green)Rhaenyra and Rhaena are both non-binary. (Blacks)All sides are troons.
>>222456162autoerotic asphyxiation that got out of hand, causing her to fall out of a window. happened to me once.
>>222457769Why would you rape an ugly woman?
>>222457774young alicent is non binary as well and fake daeron is a tranny
>>222457750I do care about the source material, but I have made my peace with the fact that HOTD has long since abandoned the source material therefore it is better to treat it as a standalone comedy and have fun with it. I spent two years shitting on it for being a fanfic and I'm bored of that.
>>222457596based
>>222457792>young alicent is non binary as well and fake daeron is a trannyfor reals?
Reminder that In season 1 before Alicents little hell spawns were even born you were all simping for Daemon and teen Rhaenyra. Oh how quickly your loyalties change.
marge and tyrion made the perfect child
>>222457821I was simping for Otto
So what was the point of the Gift if a handful of wildling raids managed to drive every single person living there into full flight. Just buy spears.
>>222457808BASED BASED BASED
Hugh Hammer's show storyline is far more boring than the book version
>>222457762>>222456490
>>222457821I still simp for Daemon.
>>222457821>Reminder that In season 1 before Alicents little hell spawns were even born you were all simping for Daemon and teen Rhaenyra.I was on simp team Viserys/Otto realm stability. Basically do nothing.
>>222457819yeah one anon posted her twitter or something like that
>>222457837King Brandon was just tired of his peasant commoners complaining about wildling raids, so he gave the land to the Wall so it was their problem. Lmao
>>222457821>Rhaenyra was sexy monke not a non-binary mongrel>Daemon was based and not a cuckhold malewife bastard loving edgelordI wonder why
Battle of Fumbleton
Daemon's aura loss is fucking INSANE
QUICKWhich youtuber you looking forward to the most for their reviews of this season?>Preston Jacobs>The Dragon Demands
>>222457917its hilarious they are doing this to shart on grrmgiga based
I forgive you
Are they actually shaping Aegon and Aemond to be the heroes of the final season and Rhaenyra as the villain?
was gonna watch another season 3 ep today but couldnt and i'm too autistic to just skip 2-3 eps to watch the finale.the show is just bad. it is what it is.
>>222457942He was a hero. Seven bless him.
make new thread
>>222457960>was gonna watch another season 3 ep today but couldnt and i'm too autistic to just skip 2-3 eps to watch the finale.just hard skip any alicent and maysria scenes. The season becomes somewhat watchable.
>>222457936He deserves it, fat lazy prick
>>222457089>>222457138what are you guys talking about?that's just how the show looks
Why isn’t Tessarion pastel blue? Are they stupid?
>>222457976ya i did that. just enjoyed a comfy ride in the woods with cole's gang and the country road adventures of aegon+larys.
lmafo fired after fucking the queen
Make a new thread before I piss meself
>>222457847>Told Daeron he was King>He didn't do anything kek little Hightower bitch
>>222458138>>222458138>>222458138
>>222457969before I piss meself
>>222457089>>222457138>>222458026hmm, actually, now that you mention it, it seems like the colors in the video are actually pretty fucked up, what is up with that?top one is a screenshot from the scene in this thread, bottom from my video file in VLC, so it's definitely not my monitor
>>222458235>VLCthat's your problem
>>222457762my wife
>>222458235This happens when I download HDR shit and watch it on a non HDR device. Even when I record videos of games I play on an HDR tv and play them on my non HDR monitor it happens
>>222455976lore acurate fuckable dragon of dnd campaigns
