WELCOME TO JACKASSI'M WEEMAN AND THIS IS THE -ACKK
The weak should fear the strong
>>222457753the chick who choked him out is the short chick with the deep voice from the Flo Progressive commercials by the way even more of a kek thats who beat him up, shes a boderline midge herself>Natalie Palamides is 5 feet 1 inch (1.55 m) tallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRsP8X4B5U
>>222457753Why did they fire her for this?
>>222458062Weeman was butthurt and demanded that she get fired.
>>222458180absolutely pathetic. isn't this just a normal jackass thing??
>>222458180midgets are always bitches
>>222458212Yeah you would think.Weeman probably didnt want to end up bottom bitch to even the new people and girls but he cant do anything about it as a midget so he bad to tell on her to Jeff.
>>222457753Fuck you Weeman
>>222458428how far do you guys think you could kick wee-man?
>>222458003She cuteI bet she fucks like a champ
>>222458180The old guys just want to sit around and put things up each other's asses, I guess.
>>222458003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzcXzk-epGEi remember she was the chick who did a stand-up special in character as a man
>>222458062because it's a reality show, all of their stunts are preplannedimagine being kicked in the balls without prep time first
>>222458477Idk he is pretty chunky even though hes a midge. Are we talking a spear kick like in the video or more like a football kick?
it probably isn't easy when you are told "do crazy shit without warning but don't go over the line" without getting fired but this does seem pretty stupid on her part. Still less of a KWAB situation than Eric Andre crying about being tased though.
>>222458614I am still mildly aroused by this because I know I am looking at boob even though its disguised as hairy pecs.
>>222458614>>222458669Daddy touch her too much or too little?
>>222457753BASED
>>222458669kek it took me way too long to notice thats a cock and balls shes holding
>>222457753looks like really bad technique. if she had any money I'd say he should sue her.
>>222458306kek
>>222459871if she choked me like that i'd ask for my money back
>>222457753Is that her ass or weemans?
>>222458180Very clever way to defeat DEI.
>>222460040It is DEI. She demonstrated her superiority over weeman and yet she was the one to be fired.
she can choke me out
>>222458003she was hot before she got fat
>>222458477not far at all, its like kicking a damp beanbag, most of the energy will dissipate into it just molding around your leg. a child is lean, firm, bouncy, since they are young and run and play. hes the height of a child, but drives a car, and drinks beer and sits around all day, so hes more like a gelatinous ball of fat. unironically itll probably be more like trying to kick gum stuck to the pavement, youll just smear it at best.
>>222457753>>222458003
>>222457972the wee should fear the grand
>>222457753>jackass footage releaseshow do you fuck up the correct order of literally just 3 words
>>222458062It wasn't part of a stunt.She just showed up to set and did that completely unprovoked.
>group of pranksters>can't handle a little prankwee-bitch
>>222458003She got paid more for that commercial than you have in a year.
>>222462522black post
>>222458349>so he bad to tell on her to Jeff
>>222458622For some reason a lot of people seem to think all the jackass stunts were completely spontaneous spur of the moment things
>>222458522>She cute>>222458728
>>222458522She has a comedy special that looks terrible
>>222462871wannabe Janeane Garofalo
>>222457753Where the hell is he though?
>>222462871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFgtCprK-wEwho ordered the Temu Sarah Squirm?
>>222458477he apparently weighs 100 lbs so if we're talking kicking him as in punting he's probably gonna break my foot and go no distance. sparta kick? probably about 5 feet.
giwtwm
>>222462833she not hot but she cute
>>222463492god damn i hate alt comedy
>>222463552agree, anons here have too high standards unless a chick is a supermodel theyre always NAH SHE BUSTED! this midge cute af tho, she just making a purposely ugly face in that pic above
>>222457753she seems to like dressing up as men a little too much kek
>>222461863I thought all Jackass cast members had to sign a contract they might be unexpectedly hit in the balls or electrocuted at any time? It was just a little sleeper hold. Wee Man felt emasculated because a woman did it.
>>222458622>imagine being kicked in the balls without prep time firstThat is quite literally what the cup check joke is
>>222463229Heres another angle
>>222464016It kinda looks like shes stomping his balls with her heel while she chokes him
>>222462706>I am confused, and frankly enraged, by the notion of someone accidentally hitting the "B" key instead of the "H" key placed directly above itHow does having an IQ that is also a calendar date in February feel?
>>222464016Kill that fucking midge.
She's not hot enough to put up with her bullshit
>>222464016based, she should be cast as the midget wrangler on any movie set with midgets in the movie, keep those little fucks in line
>>222464113I bet that was the closest weeman was to thinking he would actually die on the set of these movies. She is clearly having the time of her life choking him. He was probably slipping into darkness to the sound of her giggling.
>>222463629she can choke me out and kick me in the balls anytime
>>222458477A couple blocks at least
>>222463629No 4chan stud is stooping to date a girl like this. Who would want a cute, 5 foot tall gf with a tight ass ?
>>222464551yeah haha who would want that haha
>>222457753the most ESL headline I've ever seen
>>222464091nigga we got literal autocorrect these days, what are you caveman
>>222458477lower Earth orbit
>>222462871Linda Cardellini is she was a 6/10 instead of a 9/10
>>222466229oh yeah they are based in washington dc, that blogger, so pretty average american
>>222457753>welcome new member, to the show made popular by the "kick your friends in the nuts prank">N-N-NOOO you cant do that! I need HR! write her up!what a fucking faggot holy shit
>>222458003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZ3i61-BUwjohn c reilly talking about it since he is friends with her. steve-o comes off like such a pussy in this. also it's clear that she lets go when weeman taps out so it's not like she went overkill
>>222466276>he proofreads 4chan postsWhat are you, an ape?
>>222458062All the Jackass guys are huge primadonna phony bitches and always have been.
>>222466724nigga can you even read lmao, it does it for you. can you even afford a cave to live in
>>222466684weeman has always been a lowkey baby about stunts. like even worse than steve-o being at his lowest on wildboyz where he was always pissed off
>>222466808>accidentally outing yourself as a phone posterLol. Yeah, I can see why someone like you would struggle with reading comprehension.
>>222457753>woman ends up doing the coolest stuntwhat a twist
dude i'd probably get a boner getting choked out by the little woman with a deep voice from the progressive commericals, ngl
>>222457753>women are actually more violent but are just too weak to act upon it because they're physically weakerI've been trying to tell everyone this for decades
>>222467005>they only have autocorrect on phoneslmao what the fuck
Why didn't they sue this bitch into obvlivion?If it had been the other way around he'd be in jail and cancelled already.
>>2224671860/10 bait
>>222467186>midget tweaking out and beating a woman upit would've been kino and the best part of the movie
>>222467212You're not wrong, but that is not the point.
>>222467075I would get a boner firing woman from her job.
>>222467246based
>>222462871I want to trumpet on her mediocre tiddies
>>222458728Unfunny ugly leftist chics with no tits might be the worst possible combo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRsP8X4B5U>it's the dog park.
>>222467374hes lookin like the wet bandit from home alonea version of that with midgets would be awesome
>>222467394a midget kevin too? or is he still just a kid?
>>222457753https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaA1AiHOS7Q/actual video footage lol you can hear Knoxville and all of them laughing prolly made Weeman even more humiliated all his bros seeing him getting beaten by a chick and laughing about it
>>222467148Are you trying to say spell checker?I mean, if you weren't doing your sniveling poindexter routines from your phone you would understand my point about having to do a double check and see if the spell checker picker up any typos, but as that evidently escaped you...Or what do I know, maybe you have special needs software installed on your spedputer. You certainly seem the sort to.
>>222467431that's absolutely what it was. they were all ready to phone it in for an easy check and then weeman is getting choked out in front of his buddies all laughing at it?
She was too Jackass for Jackass.Bam is putting together a team.
>>222467411macaulay culkin. no reference or self awareness of kevin being 45 years old will occur. just play it totally straight.
I tried watching CKY but I couldn't last more than 20 minutes. Did people really used to find this shit entertaining?
c'mon bam it's 4 o'clock in da morning, i ain't got time to have your choked out dorf friend in my ass
>>222467446>Are you trying to say spell checker?no lmao, an autocorrect USES a spell check-do...you even know how computers work lmao. its a literal setting under every operating system under the sun. listen, imma give you a free computer lesson. go to your finder, or search box, windows or linux or mac, whatever you got and type>A>U>T>Oand the rest is "correct", and click the one that says its located under system settings. you can do it! i have faith in you!look i even found an image from google you can refer to. its the one above the red arrow lol
>>222462871WOULD
>tfw no smol gf to beat the shit out of you
>>222467566It's really all I want in life.
>>222457753Midge abuse will not be tolerated
>>222457753total midge annihilation
>>222467613It will be encouraged
>>222458212you are supposed to toss the dwarf, not fucking kill it
she formed a new group of women and seemingly gay men as "Jackpussy" and are filming stuff for it right now. seems like they're recycling a lot of Jackass stunts. Rachel from Jackass 4 is in it too
>>222466684it's weird because reilly even gives weeman and her an excuse that she didn't feel him tapping out but she let go right when he did. nobody had to break it up
>>222458306Are these any good?
>>222467686I vaguely remember one of them being slightly melodramatic but I might be thinking of something else lmao
>>222467617i want a.i. to generate the warwick cutout here grabbing the fist, then his eyes glowing
>>222466879>weeman>being a baby
>>222467751saar pls send 200 rupees and I will redeem it
>no tits>no ass>nasally bitch voice>leftistBitch is a walking monument to ugliness.
>>222467772ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for cupcakes
>>222467810says the faggot that knows her political views somehow
Who cares? She's not funny and doesn't do stunts. She just choked out a midget. She should be killed.
>>222467467>macaulay culkin. no reference or self awareness of kevin being 45 years old will occur. just play it totally straight.Kino
>>222458212There are parameters how jackassy you can really get. Like those tough guys who would die for trans rigths
Steve O and weeman are faggots and the jews behind jewass tried starting a podcast with jewnny jewwell and it barely gets 50k views because no one cares about these old kikes. look up spike jonze he's some rich kike who grew up in a multi billionaire family and decided to use his nepobux to film bxm bikers because he's a scrawny 4 foot 11 faggot weasely kike who has to profit off the sweat and talent of white men no matter what the field of interest is
>>222461782jeet account
>>222467887you should up your meds in probably double the dosage
>>222458477I could make the extra point after a TD with his body.
>>222467490Who's "people"?
>>222466684this is gay when you realize the only reason John C Reilly agreed to go on Steve Os podcast here was to tell this story and defend his friend, promote her work etc. What a Jewish industry.
>>222467920Thanks doc Shekelstein
>>222467555pull the trigger on that hambeast? oh yeah i would.
>>222467947he was doing the rounds promoting his album or something. he did the guy from cumtown's podcast too, schizo.
>>222466684lol at john acting like a tough guy to get brownie points online. the jackass crew are such pussies nowadays, steveo would've stood up for his friend before.
>>222467957Yes of course that would be your response lol. seek help
>>222457753god I wish that was me
>>222468043Are you really attacking a neurodivergent person for expressing themselves right now?
>>222468031John has always been like that. Seems like he's the one defending his friend when it would normally be poor taste to bring up on a host's podcast
>>222468026ok, and? he chose Steve Os to defend his friend and co worker you fucking retard nigger.
>>222468101the amount of seething, kek. of course he'd take the opportunity to do it while doing the rounds you dumb faggot
>>222468137>of course he would take the opportunity to go on a podcast and defend this super hilarious, BRAVE, co-worker of his and promote her upcoming gigs and tv shows xDyeah retard thats what im saying holy fuck how brown is your skin, shitjesh
>>222467829Hope she sees this bro
Is this why Wee Man went on his rant on that podcast about the new jackass generation that joined?He’s absolutely seething
>>222468166keep seething, faggot. he's there to promote himself and he literally has done work with her. if you can't understand how that would come up, you are genuinely retarded.
>>222468206Yes. He doubled down on it after being humiliated by a woman one foot taller than him
