QUEEN RHAENYRA, FIRST OF HER, NAME. ONE TRUE QUEEN. USURPERS KNEEL AND SHOW YOUR FEALTYPrevious>>222458138
>>222460389>/got/hotd/dunk/
The people... want Jonsa.
KINSLAYERBABEKILLERHEATHEN
>>222460407Perfection in woman form.
They FUCK irl
how do you keep track of which dragon is which when they're all the same cgi vomit
Sixth for total greencuck death
Would you want Olivia to be more magic /got/hotd/dunk/ ?
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
i'm aliiiiiiiive
>>222460411The people want Joncel.The gormless bastard can wander around the arctic circle with his hand and the frozen drool in his chin to keep him company.
>>222460389>KNEEL AND SHOW YOUR FEALTYWith their tongues, your grace?
>>222460422One is very very long
This might be a controversial take but I don't think HotD is nearly feminist enough. It's not enough to just lick snizz and ride around on a dragon. We need women actually doing heroic manly things, like Eowyn killing the Witch King or hell, Arya taking out the NK. HotD portrays women as not very intelligent sex addicts. Not very flattering.
>He is risenWhat does that even mean? is Rhaenyra ESL? the proper english is "He arose"
>>222460436>ENTERs>bitchsmacks the prophecy bullshit out of Aemond>the Targs might have had a shot if his line continued
Why was even Rhaenyra surprised Aegon wasnt dead? Wasnt she the one who decided to lie and just declare him dead?
>>222460459she means that Aegon II is our lord and savior
>>222460459It means Aegon has risen again, like Jesus.
>"I guess you could call that a dick... it should...suffice"
>>222460389I am going to be honest , people , if R+L=J or Dunky not being a Knight ever get canonized , I kill myself
if I go back to the gamethread for this episode I bet anons were loving it
>>222460459That phrasing evokes a biblical connotation. Which the Septon soon confirms.
>>222460479Aegon II's line would have carried the dynasty to 1,000 years or more
>>222460459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpWeRgbPW1Q
>>222460389I love her
>>222460417They better have him split that one cocksucker in half with Orphan-Maker (Which looks like grey shit in this show) .
>>222460497Find it in the archives and link it. Let's have a gander together. I too think these chuds were McLovin it and only later pretended it was fucking amazing to be contrarian.
>>222460481SUNFYRE, not Aegon.Without Sunfyre he wasn't a threat, now he is supposed dead dragon resurrected, yes that would shaken her.
>>222460497I wish I was that redditor next to the green haired girl, I bet he got to fuck her that night
>>222460497that shit is still so fucking stupid lmao>OH NOOO I DROPPED MY KNIFE...>INTO MY OTHER HAND!!!!!!!!
>>222460506>>222460479Aegon was a horrible father. His kids would have been massive spoiled brats with no father figure.
>There is a great evil in the north that can only be defeated by the dragons of my lineage>or one completely unrelated small girl with a magic knife
>>222460422This shithole show is such a grey slopfest , none of the Heraldry obsessed Nobles like using colour and the Valyrian Steel looks exactly the same as all the Non-Magical Steel .
>>222460524>**wasn't amazingLike if Jon had killed NK, they would have complained about that too. "Heh, that's too predictable!"
>>222460497
She is SOOOOO pretty I'm honestly amazed she doesn't have more loyal soldiers here
Is Rhaenyra still going to castrate Tyland?
>>222460389said no one ever
>>222460574With her mouth
>>222460481Rhaenyra kinda forgot she lied
>>222460568I am her loyal soldier. I would literally drinkThe snot from her nose and lick up her piss off the floor.
>>222460568
>>222460544>who ninja runs through hundreds of thousands of wights, white walkers, and then fools the 1000000000000000000 year old night king with the 'dropped my knife' techniquelmao
>>222460574Yes.
>>222460568Most of us are RhaeRhaechads. There's a vocal minority of homosexuals here that support Aegon and Aemond but only because they are attracted to their little hairless twink bodies
shhhhhh fake daeron is sleeping
BEHOLD THE BRUTE OF BRACKEN>sharts
>>222460602nah I am a fan of Rhaenyra when she's allowed to be crazy. which sadly is the minority of her screentime
>>222460587Nice...
>>222460616Based
>>222460602>Most of us are RhaeRhaechads.You faggots wish.
>>222460535How's that stupid? It's a brilliant move. Most people would freeze from the adrenaline overload in a moment like that and get absolutely murdered. It emphasizes what an elite ready for absolutely anything ninja assassin Arya had become.
>>222460637a head is talking
the Gwayne negotation shit was really stupid, and Daeron doing nothing is even stupider
>>222460417>WTF ARE YOU DOING DAEMOOOON
>>222460651At least he is gone now
>>222460614so what happened to this character? they just vanished immediately after it was discovered they were fake
her horse is so lucky...
>>222460411This was a very popular ship.
>>222460602>Most of us are RhaeRhaechads.ULF LADS! A TOAST...
>>222460668there literally is no point to this character other than "le smirking girlboss"
>>222460421Isn't she a dyke?
Am I forgotten?
>>222460688
Gwayne has a beautiful elegant way of speaking. He reminds me of an Elden Ring NPC
>>222460459Rhaenyra is the devil afraid that Jesus Christ is back
Reminder that Season 4 still has to cover the battle above the gods eye, the storming of the dragonpit, rhaerhae's death, second tumbleton, the moon of the three kings, aegon's death, muddy mess and the hour of the wolf. How the actual fuck are they going to fit it all into eight episodes??
>>222460670:3
Whose idea was it to give Rhaenyra the 'just fuck my shit' Brendan Fraser eyes
>>222460389Our knees do not bend easilyBut they bend for QUEEN RHAENYRAFIRST OF HER NAME!
>>222460712end it like TPATQ, cut half of that gay shit out
>>222460712Pretty sure second Tumbleton isn't happening
>>222460712They are removing most of it
>>222460702Everyone is acting their asses off even with this awful scriptAt least the actors will have work after this unlike Condall and Hess
>>222460670she's so cute I want to cuddle her
>>222460651manlet
why is GRRM so anti-catharsis? It's like none of his characters are ever allowed a feeling of accomplishment and fulfillment.
>>222460406>umm but what specific glories are you referring to...Are you a genuine simpleton? A actual card carrying idiot in protective headgear? Or is this bait; I will bite, regardless.The glory that was Valyria is a turn of phrase borrowed from Gibbon's work on the Roman empire, intended here to refer to their origin in the Freehold and familiarity with Valyrian culture in contrast to the Westerosi to whom it is completely alien.>umm I don't understand what you mean by continuation withValyria was ruled by an Archon elected from the leading families. Every single free city replicates this form of government.>uhhh o-okay but what about economyAs I've already explained to you the economic specializations of the free cities precedes the doom. That their Valyrians founders settled in Qohor to exploit the forests, Tyrosh to exploit molluscs and Lys to exploit pretty children.>y-yeah o-okay but what about the specific wondersThe black walls? The massive wealthy and technologically advanced cities that are in and of themselves wonders compared to Westeros?
>>222460712>second tumbletonDon’t get your hopes up.
>>222460712>muddy mess and the hour of the wolfnot happeningwe will get a montage after aegon's death leading up to alicent's death as the final scene
>>222460688post the webm of this scene
>>222460747everyone must be unhappy just like in the real world
>>222460747Daenerys touching the Iron Throne before dying was extremely cathartic and was clearly from GRRM
>>222460712By cutting 1/3 of it, rewriting another 1/3 of it, and relegating the final 1/3 of it to a montage.
>>222460782>she touched the metal chair before the man she loved fucking kills herproving my point
We are going to get so many mysaria scenes now that we know she is the Shephard
>>222460722Its eyeliner. Its how ancient Valyrian Royalty styled it.
>>222460568>>222460602I only care about Caraxes
So uhhh did Helen Targaryen kill her own baby after not wanting to kill her own baby the entire season or some shit? Also she knew Aegon would win and yeah ok.
>>222460700We remember all victims of sexual assault.
>>222460811looooongboi
Dragons are friends and shouldn't be made to fight against each other >:(
>>222460826>Also she knew Aegon would win and yeah ok.Considering the s2 scene she knew aegon would die and the blacks would take the throne
>>222460407jesus christ i hate this character with a passion>i h8 u rhaenerya but i will expose every secret to you still my daughter is withchild lol pls dnt kill them heheFuck offf
>>222460826Halaena’s arc was incredibly half assed, they were clearly just needed to give her something to do so they could end on le tragic suicide
sex with alys 'actually ironborn' rivers
Yeah I’m with her. Fuck the church.
Targaryen women owe me sex.
>>222460826She kind of forgot she was pregnant.And that she already has another living child.
>>222460854All show contrivances
>>222460417who even was this, did they have history or something
Rhaenyra treated Helaena with more grace and compassion than she deservedremember, the blood of her children is on her hands too
>>222460797Nothing lasts forever
>>222460847Vermithor just liked to sit around and bone silverwing
https://streamable.com/ri66ccAnyone else got a boner from dis scene?
>>222460749>Or is this bait; I will biteYet you can't name any glories.>Every single free city replicates this form of government.Every single one of them is different lol, from theocracies to oligarchies. Archons were temporary in Valyria btw.>economic specializationsDodging their economies as a whole, but I'll bite. How are their economic specializations a glory? Those sort economies are the most basic type there is.>The Black WallsAnd they impact the world... how?>The Free CitiesSo their glory is in that some colonies survived? Colonies that have accomplished nothing?
i want an autist haelena gf or is that rape
>>222460859They could have had another one of her kids get killed or something. Idk, just spitballing here. In the book she already had the third one… maybe they could have done something like that.
>>222460862That's right, Moishe!
>ormund"AAAIIIEEE MY BUTTHOLE SAVE ME ULF">daemon"AAIIEEEE MY EYE SAVE ME CARAXES">ulfpicrelmy new goat
>>222460712Best I can offer is women talking for several hours and four dudes in medieval uniform flailing at each other one on one.>battle above the gods eyePropaganda. What actually happened is that Daemon ran away aimlessly and became a dragon hobo on the isle of faces after realizing that war a heck. Then Aemond came across his camp one night and tried to sneak in. But shock and horror! Aemond tripped on a rock and fell headfirst into a suspiciously propped up Dark Sister.
>>222460888what real life language is closest to Valyrian? it's so melodic
>>222460872That's Glup Shitto, famous for wielding the venereal steel sword "orphan raper." Oh, you don't know who that is? Guess you should've read the books, CHUD! Available on Amazon for the low price of $39.99!
>>222460872ormund's number 2why he got le ebin fight scene? no reason at all
why didnt Ormund assign a handler to Ulf???
>>222460862>book version of Dragonpit storming is clearly religious fanaticism spurned on by apocalyptic end time conditions>show version is totally justified because Rhae murdered the pope then declared herself the savior of the world on the steps of the Third Temple, thus because the anti-ChristAre the show runners secretly Christian?
>>222460712>he battle above the gods eyewill be merged with second tumbleton>the storming of the dragonpitnot getting cut as Helaena's dream foreshadowed it, but how we get there will make no sense>rhaerhae's deathWill either happen but in the most retarded and corny way possible (where Rhaenyra goes out on her own terms and dies heroically), or her death is faked and we go full Rhaenicent >second tumbleton100% cut>the moon of the three kings, aegon's death, muddy mess and the hour of the wolfall getting massively condensed, rhaenyra is the show's protagonist so when she dies/escapes the show is gonna end very quickly
The way Rhaenyra says tumblr-ton
>>222460888they sound like gibbering brazilian monkeys
>>222460924German or Japanese.
>the show looks amazing without that shitty filter they put on it
>>222460919>the guy who's gonna die horrendously for being a retarded double turncoatkek>>222460931Ormund probably didn't think Ulf was THAT retarded.
>>222460950It’s funny that she says Tumbleton in a Valyrian accent despite speaking perfect English
Would she survive in an actual battle?
>>222460924Spanish>>222460962lmao
>>222460859
>>222460970H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A
>>222460965Gwayne is a little guy.
>>222460968>>222460950https://streamable.com/208oep
>>222460965gwayne is such a manlet
Caraxes will choke Vhagar out by coiling around her neck like a snake calling it now.
>>222460970She's start crying and run to daddy Daemon
Okay but if they cut Second Tumbleton then how will Ulf, Hugh, Black Male Dragonrider and Daeron + all their dragons die?
>>222460987>>222460989>Gwayne cucked these anons
>>222460965manlet
>>222460847>n-no please Caraxes, don't fuck my wife
>>222460970She would beat Aegon in a 1v1 easily. Kid couldn't even beat a 9 year old Lucerys
>DOP HOW DO WE COLOR CORRECT?>GAMA -100
>>222460889I liked the part of your bait where you casually ignored how I explained that the turn of phrase is grounded in the western cultural canon.Is it the right time of day for me to wish you a good morning, saar?
>>222460996>will Ulf, Hugh, Black Male Dragonrider and Daeron + all their dragons die?Aemond and Vhagar kill them all.
>>222460970Of course not. She’d get raped by the entire battlefield.
>>222460980>SpanishProbably yeah. It's like all the Spanish sounds, but with a German accent
>>222460970She’d use her snizz to win any battle. The realm’s delight.
>>222460970Weirdly no since even the show established she doesn’t know how to fight
>>222460886it lasted 5 seconds
I love when autistic anons argue through multiple threads.
I think the most frustrating thing about this show is that you can see the failure of GOT bleeding into it, the obsession with the prophecy shit is a blatant attempt to try to rehabilitate Season 8. If GOT had ended well, HOTD would be a much better show. >>222460698Emma Darcy is non-binary AFAIK. So all sex is simultaneously gay and straight.
>>222460996They will just have all of them fight eachother at once killing eachother and the survivor gets killed by Cannibal
>>222460950>>222460968Toom-Bleh-TOHN
>>222460996Gods Eye will be the big set piece of the final season, all remaining dragons and their riders will be chucked in there to die
>>222461032The Realm's Delight!
ah yes aemond harrenhall scenes of nothing happening because everyone loved daemon doing that lmao
The betrayers, the caltrops, the gutter knights and the whores should go sicko mode and establish a Westerosi warlord period.
If only...
>>222460968Reminds me a bit of how in LOTR, Viggo Mortensen insisted on rolling the 'r' in Mordor even though nobody else pronounced it that way
>>222460970She's not a 6'7" freak of nature that's been training since she was a kid like Brienne of Tarth.
According to behind the scenes, after committing herself to Daemon Rhaenyra wields the an artifact, the pairing sword to Dark Sister (a nameless valyrian steel sword that was made along with DS).
>>222460459It is symbolical. Rhaenyra is Satan, and she recoiled at the fact that Aegon defeated death.
>>222460670whoa...
>>222461055Ah, clearly you've forgotten the reveal that Alys is actually Black Harren's immortal wife! And that changes the story by, uh, well, um
>>222460847Utterly disconnected from the thread but I like to imagine some alternate universe where Dragons were created to protect Mankind from the Long Night so they refuse to attack defenseless people .Children from Flea Bottom sneak into the Dragonpit to pet the Dragons and play with them .
>>222461042You really don't get it do you? The prophecy ends up ruining every targaryen that becomes obsessed with it. That's the point, its being used to show you the downfall of the dragon's just as it was the downfall of Egg, Aerys, Rhaegar, Dany
>>222461050Fuck yea, monke grew some tiddies. They should have kept her on. We’d have no stupid dyke scenes since they/them and the Japanese chick lobbied for that.
>>222461050More like an abo's delight
>>222461050She peaked as flat monke
>>222460970>Would she survive in an actual battle?She can't even win against Mysaria pussy.It shake her so much she couldn't even face her to send her away, had to send Elinda to delivery the news, she was probably thinking that if she went herself she would lose to the asian pussy again.
so what is ulf's plan now that his chimp out killed everyone and both sides hate him
>>222461110imagine how good it must smell
>>222461120Drink and do some raping. What would you have him do?
>>222461120fuck bitches get paid and invest in $AVAX
>>222461120Crown himself king of Tumbleton.
>>222461071Yeah, I wouldn't trust that handle and guard, lol.
>>222461120Ales with the Lads
>>222461089>You really don't get it do you? The prophecy ends up ruining every targaryen that becomes obsessed with it. That's the pointThe point is retarded. The Dance of the Dragons can be easily explained by human greed, arrogance, and infighting. There's no need to introduce prophecy. I think that's fine as an explanation for Rhaegar's actions, and (presumably) Egg's actions at Summerhall. But chalking up every bit of Targaryen retardation to prophecy is dumb, lazy, and most importantly narratively unsatisfying. Where does it end? Did Aerion break that Dornish woman's fingers and challenge Dunk to a Trial by Seven because of prophecy? Does Young Griff chimp out after losing a cyvasse match to Tyrion and invade Westeros because of prophecy? Does Jon not notice the obvious Night's Watch conspiracy because of prophecy? Why can't the Targaryens just be arrogant aristocrats high on their own supply? Why does everything have to be prophecy?
>>222461126
>>222461110Turns out having the bad pussy does not make for a competent master of whisperers.
>>222461164You want da good master of whisperers, but you need da bad poosay *chomp*
>>222460389Don't know about the rest of the outfit but I really like the coif with the crown on top look. Makes me wish we got more traditional looking armour than overly stylised stuff. I have a soft spot for the old ASOIF artwork that was like this
>KINSLAYER>BABE-KILLER>HEATHEN>IT MAKES WIDOWS TOO>MY CONDOLENCES>YOU DIED IN THE BATTLEthe Valyrian incest mutant fears the Andal gigachad
>>222461200>*slips on a banana peel*
the green propaganda is off the charts lately. I think it's one dude chimping out.
>>222461200This guy aint white.
>>222461229As opposed to the whole show being blacksissy propaganda? You people truly are pathetic.
>>222461200he looks like an white jeet
>>222461264cry me a river pussy. I prefer fascist nyra over your greenkikes
>>222461229/tv/ is a green board, tranny
>>222461229>>222461250I will never understand this casting decision.
>>222461200Fitting that after Ormund's death a new gigachad rises to take his place. Get those v*lyrian bastard abominations, Ser Bold Jon
>>222461275He really does.The penchant for rape is the icing on top.
So, who was the MVP of the season? No bias.
>>222461291>>222461284because you're both faggots
>>222460700He haunts the narrative. Gwayne is turning into him.
>>222461281>cry me a river pussy.Something your troon queen does daily
>>222461307Ulf
>>222461307Ormund
>>222461312greens are such chuds.... women are afraid of them. all they do is rape.
>>222460883I can’t believe Helaena killed jace
>>222461307Gwayne
>>222461309Hunter Schafer looking zesty
>>222461307Alicent "The Original Sin" Hightower
>>222460712They won't show any of that. Just more pointless chatter between Alicent and Rhae Rahe and they / them pussy licking action.
>>222461333Reminder for blacksissies and reddit trannies itt: Troonyra the Rapist is a RAPIST that abused her position of power to coerce Ser Criston Cole into non consensual sex under the threat of gelding. The Rapist also forced herself on Mysaria after hearing an account of a traumatic rape experience because she became aroused and also held a position of power over a former sex worker.
>>222461345>comparing nyra's side profile to.... this.why do you even bother?
>>222461307Tyland/Aegon
Weeks to prepare and that is all they managed. And also where the fuck were the 15.000 hightower soldiers. apparently only 500 were defending it. Finale was a mess
What does it meannnnnn??
>>222461370>has Hunter pics savedYou know why, trannylover
>>222461395got that pic from google faggot
>>222461071>nameless valyrian steel swordCould George really not be fucked to just slap 2 random words together to name one of the dozen or so legendary swords in the world? I know he's a lazy fat fuck, BUT YOU JUST NEED TWO FUCKING WORDS
fascist warring states japan battlelord nyra is hot. I hate this fucking board. I'm leaving. insufferable freaks.
>>222461012>Don't pay your soldiers>Disband the police>Roads swarming with highwaymen>Have a giant ugly block head>Hire child killing St*rks>Thousands fight to the death for youHow does he do it?
>>222461388
>>222461309Has nothing to do with whether or not I find her physically attractive. She's just an extremely bad fit for the role. Nothing about her performance is compelling, everything memorable from the show comes from other characters. That's a real problem when this is supposed to be your protagonist.
>>222461307ormund then aegon. daemon tried to put in some work for blacks but really alicent carried that side. and helaena is the booba mvp
>>222461428I'd have sex with her, if you know what I mean
>>222461403>supports the side of women, cucks, male feminists and faggots>calls others faggotsYou people don’t even have consistency values. Kys to save yourself any further humiliation
Press A to kneel to King Aegon the Unbroken
>>222461144The guard is worse (not enterietly ridiculous as swords with minimalistic guards existed, still very weird in context of other swords we see) but if it has a full length tang you could probably pull off the old, thermite-eaten wood look for the grip. It could still crack if the blade is struck too harshly though.
>>222461416>What would you have me name it?
>>222461307Tyland is the only character who displayed unabashed morality by defending Aegon for no reason other than honor and loyalty
>>222461416That's obviously not from George.
>>222461454>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>I’M KNEELING SO HARD
What's up with the Joffrey casting? Looks like Criston Cole's son
>>222460965He's no even that short, he's just surrounded by 6'4-6'5 actors
Alyn will fight his father over Rhaenyra. Corlys has clearly turned on her.
>>222461454>Why didn't father just marry me to rhaenyra? It was such an obvious solution to the issue of succession>my back hurts>my hip hurts>my head hurts>I wish my dick could hurt
>>222461416I'm pretty sure this is a show invention, book just has Dark Sister and Blackfyre.
>>222461454How will he get Daeron to support his claim
>>222461458What's going to happen to this poor girl now that Crazy Nyra has her locked up in the dungeons?
>Season ends with Ormund getting rapedBravo Hess, bravo
>>222461468Based and Lannister pilled.
post nazi dany
>>222461275Close. He's an anti-white sand person.
Why didn’t Daemon counter Silverwing with Caraxes
>>222460965>take him away to the cotton fields of the Honeywine, ser - I mean lord Gwayne>A BEAR THERE WAS A BEAR A BEAR
Why did they turn Ulf into evil boring Ulf from books the second he turned to team green?
>>222461511It's sort of funny that the Lannisters were generally not that bad up until Tywin, and the Starks were complete assholes up until Ned. But those two sort of retroactively colored the way all post-GOT TV adaptations view both houses.
>>222461499Update your dot jaypegs. The greens are the anti-israeli faction now.
>>222461525>Why didn’t Daemon counter Silverwing with CaraxesThe writing is so bad it's hard for me to even rewrite this mess.
>>222461307Gwayne is the only well written/acted character, I like him a lot. His arc with Cole and now Daeron are good.
>>222461539To show us that commoners truly are all fucking shits that can't be trusted.
>>222460667They take the place of one of the three kings because it's better to have established a Targ lookalike and reuse them when that later is a plot point.They even get a happy ending all things considered.
>>222461500Turned into the queens personal pussy-licking slave.
I can fix her
I can fix him
>>222461592That boob shape makes nonsense
>>222460965Yeah but it will look shit in motion. The big reason behind all the filters, low framerate and so on is that if you actually just film it as it is it will look like what it is - a bunch of random people wearing costumes.Soap opera effect and such.
>greatgreatgreatgreatgrannyfucker lmao
>>222461616is he even worth fixing?
>>222461468He's trying to regain his honor after fucking the troon pirate.
>>222461631>impregnates the fugly immortal ghost of a burn victimSome say that he's the greatest grannyfucker of all time.
>>222461284Was this real or botted? Blacks are so obviously the better and more likable faction. Why so many greencucks here?
>>222461487manlet spotted
>>222461468he fucked a troon, aegon should behead him
>>222461511Never fucking compare tywyn the brainlet with tyland the sea lion
>>222461631>hundreds of years olf milfourchud hit the jackpot
She looked so fucking got here when she was hissing orders into Alyn’s ear. Like an evil seductress queen.
Daemon is proof that you can show any character in a positive light if you add close ups and dramatic main character music. He's literally a pyscho murderer criminal, but we are supposed to like him and hate Aegon because Aegon, then a shithead teenager prince, played rough withba servant girl.
>>222461649>Blacks are so obviously the better and more likable faction. Why so many greencucks here?Cope tranny. You’re the oppressed minority here.
All Targaryen characters should be played by girls. (except Maegor)Aegon IV should be a girl in a fat suit.
>>222461631
>>222461691Reminded me of muh queen Visenya
>>222461151What was in Ormund's sniffing bottle?
>>222461691I don't see it. Like if this is your type then more power to you, but i just don't get it
>motives beyond your comprehension in your path
WE ARE SO BACK!
>>222461716>I deserve to be killed for my crime>FUCK YOU! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>>222461698Daemon is the lesser of many evils.
they're going to blow most of their budget on the battle above gods eye, right?
>rebels ten thousand times in your path and still isn't exterminated
>>222461691She isn't sexually attractive at all
>>222461698The discourse around this show taught me that you can get away with anything as long as you're unapologetic and charismatic enoughAnd that people hate indecision and inaction in others more than anything
Ok let me rewrite the battle so it isn't extremely stupid>a few days after Aegon and Sunfyre revealed they were alive, the Red Keep finds out.>Daemon, realizes that Rhaenyra's weakness will kill them all, tells her he is going to Tumbleton right away to burn it to the ground before it links up with Aegon and Aemond>Daemon tells her he will lure Dareon out by fire bombing the city until he comes out, kill him and than they will storm the city. He says this will probably lead to mass causalities, but will not take no for an answer. Daemon leaves and demands everyone else stay as he will meet up with Ulf as his protection in the battle.>meanwhile, Ormund reveals his plan to Gywne, Dareon and Ulf in the war room. have daemon come out in a banner of peace to parley over Corlys. Under that guise, Ulf will kill Caraxes without their rider and than they will capture or kill Daemon. After that, Daemon and Ulf will do clean up.1/2
>>222461809>>222461740Don't lie anons. You'd hate fuck they/them.
so is Rhaenyra a powerbottom or a bottom?
How do you respond without sounding like an insane Targaryen tyrant?
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE fake daeron DO?
>>222460389My based council:>Torhen CHAD Manderly>CHADitha Frey>Bowlcut CHAD who kicked Daemon's ass>Ulf the CHAD>Tyland CHADister
>>222461861
>>222461861>You are.... EWWW UGLY!!!Is she mentally 5
>>222461691She looks like a troon
>>222461843She's old looking and not attractive and would probably accuse me of rape and try to destroy my life afterwards, so not really. I'm not that desperate
>>222461843I’d fuck her and Hunter Schafer at the same time. No shame l, no regrets. Such is the freedom of Team Green.
'ate blacks'ate the Hightowers 'ate the Targaryens luv me alesimple as.
>>222461843>hate fuckNo hate here, i would just fuck her and her nose all night long.
>>222461870Add tom tangletongue, beesbury and gwayne
>>222461873fuck this big tittied sperg. she disrespected the queen
>>222461861>I hate you! >*boom*>Fuck you!>*boom*>You are ugly!>*boom*
>>222461914>and her noseFucking based, wake up babe, new hole just dropped
>>222461916>Add tom tangletongueLiterally who?>LeesburgDead>GwayneGay homo
>>222461843>Don't lie anons. You'd hate fuck they/them.I genuinely wouldn't. And this isn't like discriminating against Emma for being non-binary or anything, I'm bi. She's like Elliot Page, simultaneously not feminine or masculine enough to be interesting to me. Occupies this weird sort of sexual uncanny valley.
Good evening. I love evil women.
>>222461926Correct, I’d love to fuck that big titty sperg while we disrespect the queen
>>222461947Fucking faggot. Emma and Hunter are for straight hetero cis high t men.
>>222460432She's so fucking cute bros, i want to eat her.
>>222461907ulf is based. like what, you cant have a few drinks before your first dragon battle? fuck ormund
outside of Rhaenyra, there isn't a single likable female character in this showfeminist writers my ass
>>222461966>Made with AIWhy?
>>222461815>Daemon shows up and starts mustering his forces. Ulf says he will do exactly as he commands his liege. They have Corlys come out, but Daemon says he will not negotiate, even for the Hand. Daemon gets on Caraxes and is gonna torch the negotiators, Coryls and Tumbleton to the ground, suddenly Hugh appears and Vermithor is blocking him.>Hugh tells him his wife is in Tumbleton and if he firebombs the city, it will kill his wife. They start fighting and the battle begins, Starks and Rivermen start rushing the city. >Daemon is having trouble with Hugh and asks Ulf for help. Ulf reveals his turn and starts attacking Caraxes. He's not having to avoid two dragon riders, with Dareon on the way.>Daemon has a choice. Flee and have the entire army complete annihilated or bog down the dragon riders.>Daron comes out and it's 3 to 1, Caraxes however is much more battle harden than the 3. There is fire all around the entire city is burning. Starks and Rivermen being burned in mass.2/3
>>222461992I hope Ulf's dragon eats Mysaria
>>222461998Wrong. The only good female character before the fully assassinated her by making her abortion crazy was Alicent. Literally perfect all throughout Season 1.
>>222461966You needed AI to add one sentence?
>>222461998jeyne arryn
>>222462012now make Daemon and Ormund scissor
>>222462019The shepard fight for de peepo
>>222461976You got me buddy
>>222461966But there is also Dunk s2 coming
>>222461861I hold up a finely crafted Myrish mirror so that she can marvel at her own chudface.
>>222461986Crazy how she didn’t react to his death at all
>>222460926You made me chuckle anon
>>222461998
>>222462055I don't think she knows.
Fucking Bros! All my HotD Bros! Did they stick the landing or what with the finale!?It looks like the fat bastard, GRRM was completely wrong about this!
>>222462031
>>222462055She doesn't know, Daemon didn't till the last episode.
>>222462065DEI hire, not even a real character
>>222462041I’d fuck that zesty clown too. Pure heterosexuality oozes out of me.
>>222462090You'll all miss her when she's gone
>>222462084brb praising sol
Loving Alys. Kissing Alys.
He was gay, Gwayne Hightower?
>>222461043Cannibalchads we eatin GOOD
>>222462114Yes, Gay Hightower was Gay.Just like how Dorne Martel was the prince of Dorne.
>>222462110She's the Shepherd
>You’re a religious zealot Ormund?>Well what if I gay raped you with this knife
>>222462110nah i'm gonna rewatch devs
>>222462114He was pitching, not catching. They were at war.
>>222462114gay MANLET
>>222462065>Japanese hapa>shit Jamaican accent
>>222462114they were at war. you get a pass for that
>>222462012>The entire black army is routed and in a full retreat. Ormund leads the charge for the Winter Wolves. He and his calvery are slaying them left and right. Roderick Dustin and Ormund fight. Dustin kills Ormund, but was mortally wounded by Ormund in the fight and dies himself.>Once the Winter Wolves are cut down, Daemon flees, being pursued by Ulf and Hugh.>Hugh's wife doesn't die in the battle>but over half the city is dead.>over 90% of black forces killed>20% for green>Dareon gets the title the daring, but with Ormund gone decides to declare himself to this brother who has returned.
>>222461986When Alicent returns Rhaenryra will distract her from Helaena's dead body by eating her out just like this
>>222462113Is Alys canonically a 150 year old woman or is that a show invention
>>222462114Yes. Now that Daeron's walking chastity cage, Ormund, is dead, no one can stop GwAYne from despoiling the prince
>>222462110Only if they give her a naked BDSM walk of shame like in the book
fuck criston cole and his short as fuck arms and his DUMB as FUCK god damn bracers that he wore at all times. and FUCK the producers for not casting a younger version of him for his debut or an older version for s2 and s3. awful awful slop and an awful mary sue ass character.>>222462110hate this stupid dickhead and her stupid dickhead fake accent ass voice
>>222462114>He was gay, Gwayne Hightower?With all these horrible women in the show, can you blame him?
Guys, please be mindful that this is a Gwayne Hightower general. Slander and disrespect will not be tolerated.
>>222462065>>222462161Do any of you remember that really shitty King Arthur movie from like 10 years ago? Guy Ritchie directed it, Jude Law was the bad guy, had that guy from Pacific Rim as Arthur? I swear to god the woman they had playing Merlin used the exact same pseudo-Jamaican accent despite being a European woman. Is this something they teach in European acting schools?
>>222462175Show canon
>>222461953OG Bad Poosey
>takes 2 years to make 8-10 shitty episodeswhat the fuck is wrong with modern hollywood?
>>222462132Lol. Get raped, bozo.
>>222462187She looks like a demon with down syndrome
>>222460422Vahgar is the biggest and is yellow brown, vermithor is similar colour but smaller, silverwing is whiteish silver, caraxes is red and long, syrax is golden with weird horns, sheepsteeler is dark brown with huge underbite.The rest you dont see often enough to matter
>>222462175the show is canon. the books are maester/septon propaganda
>>2224622354 seasons became an almost decade production locking funds
>>222462235They're absolutely incompetent DEI hires
>>222462264Less work, more money. What’s not to love if you’re a Jew?
>>222462236No real rape in this episodeBut we have rapey actions like Halaena getting force fed and Ormund getting sodomized
>>222462258I thought Vahgar was green
>>222462114He's a good lad, but he's got that bad bussy.
>>222462190haet manlets
So can someone explain the exact mechanics of Targaryen fire resistance? Because apparently it is both completely real and completely nonexistent depending on what the scene needs.Daenerys can casually walk out of a fire and hatch dragons, but other Targaryens are apparently expected to remember that they are still subject to the normal laws of combustion. Meanwhile Rhaenys can take a point-blank blast from Vhagar and just... survive it? Is the official explanation that some Targaryens are simply “more Targaryen” than others? Or do they have some kind of biological toggle where they can raise and lower their fire resistance at will?>Targaryen: “Computer, raise shields.”>Vhagar: INCINERATE>Targaryen: “Shields at 47%. I can take it.”At this point I'm expecting the next episode to reveal that Targaryen fire resistance works exactly like Star Trek shields. Full power when the plot requires it, conveniently offline when somebody needs to get burned.And before someone starts explaining that “they aren't immune to fire, it's just a higher resistance,” please explain how that resistance is apparently calculated because Rhaenys getting hit directly by Vhagar's breath weapon seems like a rather extreme stress test. Just trying to understand the lore here.
>>222462305Are you a woman?
>>222462235I really think it’s just graft
I could have saved helaena
>>222462114Whatever happened to Ser Robert Strong, the strong, silent type?
>>222462257What the fuck did you say?
>Rhaenyra tries to kick her out of King's Landing>plays uno reverse card
>>222460645it emphasizes she played Far Cry 3
>>222462363Nightmare fuel
>>222462235Chuds keep pirating their work and not even buying the merch. There's simply no incentive to work harder.
>>222462317It's supposed to only exist for the one Daenerys scene when she makes dragons with magic and walks into the fire. Everything else is just bullshit
>>222462235money laundering scheme
>>222462395Terrible bait, too transparent
>>222462317Daenerys survived her pyre with blood magicall other Targs have a higher tolerance for "normal" heat than other humans, but they aren't fireproof. Any indication to the contrary is a badly framed non-canon scene
>>222462375shes our girl now
snnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>222462431Imagine pulling out your penis on her in that moment
hotd might be the first show to make lesbian sex unsexy
>>222462235the writing process takes time. you cant rush art
>>222462449come watch Pluribus
>>222462431>she was so bad at sex that rhae fired her the next dayi thought she was an experienced prostitute
gwayne is the top, idiots... why do you think ormund told daeron backs against the wall?
>>222462398Burning Qarth Voldemort and the Khals too... Dany has max fire resist at all times.
>>222462211>aaagghh-su-namun
>>222461525Because Daemon wasn't even fucking there in the book. The showrunners are fucking retarded and fucked the whole thing up. Doesn't even remotely resemble what happened in the book
>>222462470It’s because she had STD’s and infected Rhaenyra
>>222462416Like fuck she is.Rhaenyra could dress up in a Hilary Clinton pants suit and order a drone strike on the oldtown orphanages and I'd take her over Meeesaria of Jamaicos.
>>222462504That makes perfect sense. Rhae rhae's crotch is on fire in this episode with crabs and that's why she's so fucking pissed.
Ghood sehs, pleeze beh mindfool dat dees ees ah Mysaria jen’rahl. Slandah, disrespec’, ahn’ weeked lies agenst de Whyte Wohm, dey weel NAWT beh tolerahted. Behayve yahselves.
fuck stannis
Are Daeron and Gwayne literally the only good-hearted and noble people on the entire show? Can't think of one besides them
>>222462539Mysaria
>>222462539Yeah it was them and Beesbury Daeron is gone
>>222462539Addam
>>222462464This is one of the most boring and predictable shows I've ever seen. No idea why it got so many threads.
>>222461649Blacks are fucking terrible. What do they have? Niggers, a commie whore, and a retarded ineffectual 'queen'?
>>222462431Pussy smell so bad they exiled you from the kingdom
Unenthusiastic handjobs from Visenya
>>222462539rhaenyra? its not her fault everyone around her is shitty
>>222462539Forgetting someone? In fact, all the African American Velaryons are good-hearted and noble as fuck.
>>222462539Baela
>>222462588
>>222462539i think king v was a good guy just a complete retard
>>222462527She doesn't talk like that you racist prick
>>222462601>doesn't ignore the b8>wastes time responding to ityou lost lol
>>222462596>>222462551Addam put a sword through the pope
>>222462619I thought it was a solid written impression.
>>222462664>>222462664NEW
>>222462626You lost by virtue of being a blacksissy (or posing as one, makes no difference)
>>222462638That was Alyn
>>222462619She does, actually.
>>222462638That was Alen and he's a bastard not a true African Velaryon. Not raised right, you know.
>>222462619Reads like the intro dialogue in every Shogun 2 Total War game... eef our diameeew eez tew becahm shogahn, rooolah of aaaal yapan....
>>222462679That wasn't my b8 you seethed over. I'm just making fun of you.
>>222462677>no subject
>>222461815>>222462012>>222462167That 3 vs 1 battle against Caraxes sounds awesome and your version makes more logical sense and follows the book better than the crap Condal & Hess came up with.
>>222462431Are women disgusted by other vagoogoos like men are other wieners
>>222462065>>222462161If they were gonna cast a jap, they should've given her an authentic Jap accent scrambling l/r ando addingu randomu o's ando u's to wordzu. The White Worm is supposed to be a Lysene with pale white skin and classical Valyrian features not some dolphin eater.
>>222462187>mary sue>constantly makes bad decisions and gets his shit pushed in
>>222462868Not even remotely. All women are basically Bi.
>>222462454The writing is complete shit though.
>>222462548>evil commie whore>good-hearted and noblelmao